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Hans The Hipster

So I was DJ'ing at my other job the other night and everyone was having an argument about hipsters. I called a dude a hipster and he said "well at least I don't listen to nothing but dinosaur rock," and I was like, oh yeah, Ill show you, and started playing Hipster songs on my Ipod without even realizing how many fucknig hipster bands I actually have. So then he called me a hipster and I couldnt really argue. List is songs I played that certified my status as a quasi hipster. Now Ill have to light myself on fire.
1Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend

A-PUNK - first song I played for the hipster, he loved it, then called me a hipster for having it.
2Arcade Fire
Neon Bible

KEEP THE CAR RUNNING - Hipster or not I love this song its their best
Turn on the Bright Lights

UNTITLED - fave Interpol song cause its haunting and melodic and shit
4Minus the Bear
Highly Refined Pirates

ABSINTHE PARTY - song rules
5Modest Mouse
The Moon & Antarctica

GRAVITY RIDES EVERYTHING - this led to an argument between me and the hipster how Modest Mouse and Minus the Bear both have band names that describe an animal in a minimalist way. I said Modest Mouse was a bigger hipster band, he agreed.
Oracular Spectacular

KIDS and TIME TO PRETEND - for a double dose of quintessential hipster
7Black Rebel Motorcyle Club
Baby 81

BERLIN - hard rock for hipsters
8The Stone Roses
Second Coming

LOVE SPREADS - old hipsters
9Bon Iver
Bon Iver, Bon Iver

CALGARY - played this and the hipster told me theres nothing more hipster than bragging about having a Bon Iver CD a month before it was released, I couldnt really argue.
Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

1901 - love this song
11 The Walkmen
You & Me

THE RAT - song rocks hard for hipsters
An End Has A Start

BONES - I got him with this one. He called me a hipster for having a British hipster band on my iPod that he hadn't heard of.
13The Shins
Oh, Inverted World

NEW SLANG - I explained to a noob who knows little about music that this is the song hipsters put on during their "what does it all mean" moments.
14Frightened Rabbit
The Midnight Organ Fight

KEEP YOURSELF WARM - they're hipster to me
15Silversun Pickups

LAZY EYE - somebody asked if this was the Smashing Pumpkins.
16Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Fever To Tell

MAPS - somebody who just walked in heard this and yelled HIPSTER ALERT
17Manchester Orchestra
Simple Math

SIMPLE MATH - sorry guys, this is hipster
18My Bloody Valentine

ONLY SHALLOW - ultra hipster band
19Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand

TAKE ME OUT - alot of people felt nostalgic when they heard this, a few people asked if it was the Killers.
20The Strokes
Is This It

LAST NIGHT - first hipster band I actually really liked
21Arctic Monkeys
Whatever People Say I Am....

I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR - biggest hipsters ever
22Pete Yorn

LIFE ON A CHAIN - hipster
23The Flaming Lips
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

DO YOU REALIZE - hate this band but I have this song to prove to hipsters that hipster bands like to rip off the Beatles
24Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation

TEENAGE RIOT - song rapes
Slanted and Enchanted

CUT YOUR HAIR - you fucking hipster
26Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

TWO HEADED BOY - if you have this entire album on your iPod, you are a total hipster. This is the only song I have cause its the only one I can stand
27Dinosaur Jr

WE'RE NOT ALONE - Hipsters love J Mascis
28Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion

MY GIRLS - Only Animial Collective song I have. At this point the hipster I work with was reeling
29TV On the Radio
Return to Cookie Mountain

WOLF LIKE ME - probably the best hipster song ever
30American Football
American Football

NEVER MEANT - hipster tenderness
31Band of Horses
Everything All the Time

THE FUNERAL - what else was I gonna play?
32Bloc Party
Silent Alarm

HELICOPTER - played this and got called a big hipster
33Jeff Buckley

HALLELUJAH - played this and got into a big argument with the hipster over which version was best, this, Cohen, or Rufus Wainwrights.
34Elvis Costello
My Aim is True

ANGELS WANNA WEAR MY RED SHOES - the guy didnt know this one and I called him a fake hipster
35Death Cab for Cutie
Narrow Stairs

CATH - their most rockin song for me
36Elliott Smith

ANGELES - I take it back this is the official hipster "what does it all mean introspective ballad"
37Fountains of Wayne
Welcome Interstate Managers

STACEYS MOM - played this to be ironic, which the guy pointed out is definitely a hipster move

39The Hives
Veni Vidi Vicious

HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO - going back to early 2000s when Spin and Blender fapped over garage rock hipsters

YOUNG HEARTS SPARK FIRE and WET HAIR - I thought I had him here but he also had this on his Ipod
41The Mountain Goats
The Sunset Tree

THIS YEAR - played this and he said "nice try, Mountain Goats"

BRO HYMN - quasi hipster. This was too manly for him.

DEBASER - oh, how quintessential hipster playing the Pixies
44The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead

HAND IN GLOVE - said oh how iroinc playing 80's British hipster bands
45Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures

DISORDER - this led him into a huge post punk discussion that I called him a fucking hipster for
Supergrass Is Ten: Best Of Supergrass 1994 - 2004

PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO - ironic hipster rock
47Titus Andronicus
The Monitor

NO FUTURE PART 3 - instant hipster cred
48Talking Heads
Remain in Light

ONCE IN A LIFETIME - he said this wasn't hipster, I said it was
49The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground and Nico

HEROIN - drug anthem for original hipsters

SUNDAY - I won the battle cause he didn't know this one. Oh wait.
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