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The Sunn 0))) Awards: 10 Awesome Bands With Awful Band Names

First impressions are important. That's why the band name is essential for any band. It must reffectively communicate the overall sound of the band's music while avoiding anything that rmay turn people off. Unfortunately, some bands exhaust all their creativity on their music and rleave none for their name. Or they think something is cool when it actually kind of annoys rpeople. This is what they come up with.
10Blut aus Nord
The Work Which Transforms God


The So Close Yet So Far Award. It's ALMOST in a real language...
9HORSE the band
Desperate Living


The Captain Obvious Award. Because we all thought you were a bloody symphony orchestra.
8 All the Day Holiday
The Things We've Grown to Love


The Wannabe Dr. Seuss Award
7Every Time I Die
New Junk Aesthetic


The "THAT'S What They Sound Like?!" Award. I was both shocked and perplexed when I found out this wasn't a horrible scene band.
6The Dear Hunter
Act II: The Meaning of...


Double winner! The Horrible Pun Award & The "Not to Be Confused With..." Award
5Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra
He Has Left Us Alone...


The Puff Daddy Award. From their Wikipedia page: "Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra (previously A Silver Mt. Zion, The Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band, Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra and Tra-La-La Band with Choir and Thee Silver Mountain Reveries)..."
4Circa Survive
Blue Sky Noise


The F Minus in English Award: Honorable Mention
3maudlin of the Well
Bath


The F Minus in English Award: 1st Place
2dredg
El Cielo


The Spelling Bee Participation Ribbon
1Sunn O)))
Monoliths and Dimensions


The Worst of the Best Award. Wait, what is this doing here? This band name is awesome. It inspired the name of my Japanese synthpop band, Kirby (>'')>
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