Joel Barish

Reviews 8
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Soundoffs 33
News Articles 14
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Album Edits 30

Album Ratings 379
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Last Active 09-28-12 3:13 pm
Joined 11-28-08

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best sex/drugs/alcohol story. them white boys know the deal, aint no fuckin phony..
1the weeknd
house of balloons

after my sophomore dance, a group of us were in a limo on our way home. one of the passengers decided that he wanted some In 'n' Out (one of the best hamburger chains in the world, for those who dont already know), so the driver drove to the nearest one and parked, the kids all got out except for me and this girl that i had been drinking with earlier that nite. as soon as all the other kids got out, we jumped in the back of the limo and did our thing. when i was done, i put the rubber in some kid's coke can. so, if tim reads this, IM SORRY
2frank ocean
nostalgia, ultra

i was drunk at this party. like fuckin smaaaaammered, bro! but i was hooking up with this chick in the jacuzzi. there were about 4 or 5 other people in this jacuzzi, drunk and hooking up.. well after a lil while, this chick reaches down, grabs, jumps on and goes to town...IN THE FUCKIN JACUZZI WITH THOSE OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE WITH US! i ended up getting her off of me...only to take her to my car and finish the job! YEEEAAA

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