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cirq 03.31.11	these are all true, btw.
defjaw83 03.31.11	Jacuzzi sitch sounds awesome!
AggravatedYeti 03.31.11	last line of 1 is gold.
defjaw83 03.31.11	Guess shit as cool as that doesn't happen in Wales bro! Best I've had is doing some chick up the ass outside a club! Ballin'
cirq 03.31.11	hahaha more stories!
klap 03.31.11	i once hooked up with a chick on the roof of USC's Rossier School of Education.....oh wait http://imgur.com/a/2RfCA#92Upx
Wolfhorde 03.31.11	Question is not if that happened, question is how they looked like.
UnnamedOcean 03.31.11	Haha sucks for Tim.
defjaw83 03.31.11	Are those photos for real? That's legendary
cirq 03.31.11	1 was mexican/white, 2 was black/white, 3 was asian/white they were all about a 6-7/10
Hep Kat 03.31.11	when i was a junior in high school, i was out smoking and drinking with a couple buds in my friend's cottage/toke house. so i turn to my friend ryan and, jokingly, tell him that i want him to hook me up with some pussy. 5 minutes later we find ourselves walking out and about all types of twisted so i can go meet this chick. turns out she was actually pretty cute (i'd say 7ish). so i wound up getting with her that night with plans to meet up the next day. so the next day i'm all chillin and shit on a corner, holdin it down block-captain style, when i realize i didn't have any rubbers in my wallet. so i call up ryan because he lives right down the street and express my dilemma to him. he comes runnin down the street and shoves a fistful of condoms into my hand. after an afternoon of making out and touchy feely kiddie crap in a gazebo, me and this chick decide to meet up at night. so later on we're at my house and it turns out she has a couple lines worth of coke with her. after a blunt and a line each i slipped my hand down her pants and feel she's wet like fuckin niagara falls. so she asks me to fuck her which we started doing. after a little while my mom got suspicious of my door being closed and came a knock knock knockin'. i went out to the garage, grabbed a lawn chair cushion, and we proceeded to head to the beach and spend the next hour or so fucking our brains out until we decided to go home and rip the rest of the yay. and that is the story of how i hooked up with rebecca flanagan
cirq 03.31.11	lots of virgins?
MetallicOpeth 03.31.11	I banged my girlfriend 6 times the other night, we didn't do anything but fuck, it was awesome.
cirq 03.31.11	wow this is lame
UnnamedOcean 03.31.11	Sadly I don't have any stories to share of fucking girls in the back of limousines.
Hep Kat 03.31.11	lotsa virgins indeed
MetallicOpeth 03.31.11	I was responding to the virgins claim. Lets see Back during high school I was pretty drunk and went to one of the dances. Lots of dancing like a moron involved and this chick who I think always liked saw this as the perfect chance to wet my whistle. We banged in the stairwell leading from the change rooms to the gym and one of the teachers found us. Didn't say anything just motioned for us to go with him. Best suspension ever. Went to a bush party, again back in high school, and got smashed...again. Cops came and broke up the party and me and my buddy were the only ones who stayed behind. Didn't have any ID or anything and I told the cop my name was Murphy Griffin. My buddy tried to run away and ran straight into a tree...good times. Used to do shrooms back in the day. Got high as shit with some buddies. It was night and we went into the woods behind people's houses and I guess we were really fucking loud, staring at trees and tripping the fuck out. We came out of the woods and lo and behold cops show up and we tripped out even more. After searching and finding nothing, yea we ate the whole half bag, they eventually just let us go. We then proceeded to stare at more trees.
UnnamedOcean 03.31.11	I wish I could be as classy as you people.
omnipanzer 03.31.11	I like the shrooms story the best. I have a similar one about acid.
cirq 03.31.11	lol @ ocean
AnotherBrick 03.31.11	my shrooms trip is too scary to talk about.
MetallicOpeth 03.31.11	Brick, yea man I haven't done shrooms for a while cause the last time I did them I was having some of the most fucked up thoughts. Spooked me right off them.
cirq 03.31.11	ive done it once and it wasnt too bad..
MetallicOpeth 03.31.11	One time I dropped acid, was walking home from a party and a lamp post came out of the ground, dressed in a suit and tophat and walked by me, as it did it tipped it's hat to me and said "g'day sir". Walked by and melted back into the ground. I was like WTF!!!!!
NigelH 03.31.11	Alcoholsexdrugs? Alcohol is a drug in case no one got the memo.
Inveigh 03.31.11	so back in college I had plenty of cash from various, um, endeavors and so I spent just about every night of the week at some local bar either getting to a suitable level of drunk (and then getting to a suitable level of sober with some blow) or spitting game at the local trim. One night I was at this pub called Molly's, it was towards the end of the spring semester and I noticed a top-heavy young broad with a group of her friends at the bar, looking lonely (or like an outsider on an insider type of conversation). I was pretty hammered, so I'm not sure what I said to her but things were going well until her group decided to switch bars and she got "mother hen'd" away from me. at that point I thought it was a lost cause, I had no idea which bar she was headed to, so I turned my attention to other pussy. Ended up not finding a suitable piece of tail, so I was ready to call it a night and go do some drugs with the homies, until I received a call from my faithful friend Mig (who was at a house party on campus) who told me "dude, that girl you were hitting on at Molly's is here, and she seems pretty ripe." Hopped in the Caddy with Tugz and headed that way. She was a bit drunker than I like them, but at this point I was thirsty. After I finally convinced her to ditch the (lame) house party, Tugz took us through Mickey D's drive-thru (her request, we never ate the damn food anyways) and back to my apartment (one-bedroom, chyea). It was then that she told me her friends were back at that house party, they were all from a college about 2 hours south of there, and were leaving for home at 6am sharp. I had to work at 10am at Starbucks, but of course I told her I'd drive her down there if she missed her ride. We fucked a couple of times and fell asleep butt naked. When we woke up, it was about 8:30, she had 15 missed calls and no ride home. I told her not to worry, that we'll get in my car and figure it out. So, of course, I drove over to Tugz's place. I said, come inside, we'll get this figured out. She went in and went to the bathroom, at this point, I told my friends the deal and got the fuck back in my car and went to work. She didn't have my number, and most likely didn't remember my name. long story short (well, ok, long) she spent the next 10 hours watching my crazy-as-fuck homies move out of their townhouse, get in fistfights, slam tequila and freestyle rap while sitting in the corner wallowing in regret. apparently she got a ride at some point, but fuck, I'll never know.
Drsmith4 03.31.11	I burnt a La-Z-Boy to ashes on acid once. At a party. That was a lot of fun.
Inveigh 03.31.11	I think her name was Lacey.
bungy 03.31.11	this one time, so hard
cirq 03.31.11	lol good story inveigh
BigHans 03.31.11	bout the craziest thing I ever did was bang my then fiance in an outdoor hotel hot tub, doggy style. it was supposed to be closed at the time. Got caught. By her Dad. Good thing we were engaged.
cirq 04.01.11	fun stuff
FlyLordz 04.01.11	True story Inveigh...you forgot one major detail, she had no shoes!