Joel Barish

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Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

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best sex/drugs/alcohol story. them white boys know the deal, aint no fuckin phony..
1the weeknd
house of balloons

after my sophomore dance, a group of us were in a limo on our way home. one
of the passengers decided that he wanted some In 'n' Out (one of the best
hamburger chains in the world, for those who dont already know), so the driver
drove to the nearest one and parked, the kids all got out except for me and this
girl that i had been drinking with earlier that nite. as soon as all the other kids
got out, we jumped in the back of the limo and did our thing.
when i was done, i put the rubber in some kid's coke can. so, if tim reads this,
2frank ocean
nostalgia, ultra

i was drunk at this party. like fuckin smaaaaammered, bro! but i was hooking
up with this chick in the jacuzzi. there were about 4 or 5 other people in this
jacuzzi, drunk and hooking up.. well after a lil while, this chick reaches down,
grabs, jumps on and goes to town...IN THE FUCKIN JACUZZI WITH THOSE
OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE WITH US! i ended up getting her off of me...only to
take her to my car and finish the job! YEEEAAA

too long, read them here (i wrote this for a creative writing class that i was in
last semester) ::
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