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Nhl Teams Ranked/top 30 Releases Of 2011 So Far

This is a ranking of the teams in the NHL based upon how much I like them, not whether they're good or bad. Also included is the 30 albums I've heard this year ranked. The bottom 4 or 5 (both teams and albums) are meh.
30 Wye Oak

Minnesota Wild. Nice team name morons. God what a fucking boring,
shitty, awful team. If you're a Wild fan just kill yourself or I will.
100 Lovers

Calgary Flames. I hate Calgary sooooooooooooooooooo much. The only
reason they're not last is because they're Canadian and I'd rather have a
Canadian team win the cup than an American team. Even if it is the fucking
28Cold War Kids
Mine Is Yours

Colorado Avalanche. Nordiques >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avalanche. Also,
anyone in the Northwest is an enemy.
27Much Worse
Absolute Nightmare

Philadelphia Flyers. Remember when the race for #1 in the NHL was kind of
close? Good times. I fucking hate Chris Pronger.

San Jose Sharks. OV-ER-RA-TED *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* I'm calling a
first round upset by some shitty team like LA over San Jose.
25Love Axe

Anaheim Ducks. Mighty Ducks >>>>> Ducks. Change it back. Fuck Disney,
just do it anyway.
Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang

Dallas Stars. Their games against the Canucks this year have been
hilariously bad. They make Vancouver look like the Harlem Globetrotters
(which isn't that much of a stretch actually, just look at the Sedins and
Kesler on the power play, holy shit).
23Panic! At The Disco
Vices & Virtues

Tampa Bay Lightening. I kind of like this team, but Stamkos is second in
league scoring behind Daniel Sedin and in front of Henrik Sedin so
booooooo Tampa.
22Beau Navire
Life Moves

Los Angeles Kings. These guys were supposed to be cash money this year
but instead they kind of suck. This was supposed to be Drew Doughty's
year but he's been a ghost.
21The Decemberists
The King Is Dead

Florida Panthers. Dreadfully boring team, but they always trade Vancouver
awesome players (Roberto Luongo, Keith Ballard, Chris Higgins). Them not
signing Michael Grabner this year was one of the stupidest moves I've ever
20Late Night Alumni

Buffalo Sabres. Come on Ryan Miller, get your shit together. Weren't you
the best goalie in the world at this time last year? What happened?
19Tim Hecker
Ravedeath, 1972

New York Rangers. Henrik Lundvist is lights out. So good, if only he had a
decent group of defenders in front of him he'd be an easy pick for a Vezina
18Broken Bells
Meyrin Fields

Atlanta Thrashers. I thought these guys were gonna be nuts this year, and
they were for a while. Now they just suck though.
17Love American
Love American

Carolina Hurricanes. Terrible, terrible team name. Eric Stall is a bro though.
16Rise Against

St. Louis Blue. I really thought Halak would carry these guys far this year,
guess not.
Everyone I Ever Met

Pittsburgh Penguins. They'd be waaaaaaaay higher if they didn't have Matt
Cooke. What a fucking douche, I hope someone beats the shit out of him
when his suspension is over. What is this, like, his 6th offence in the past 2
years? What a piece of shit.
14James Blake
James Blake

Ottawa Senators. Woof, what an awful team this year. But these guys
were my first favourite team, I had a Senators garbage can back in the day.
13Until Your Heart Stops

New Jersey Devlis. They're on pace for the best 2nd half in NHL history.
They still won't make the playoffs though because they were fucking awful
for the first 30 games. Ilya Kovalchuk, lol.
12Scale The Summit
The Collective

Columbus Bluejackets. One of the worst names/jerseys in the league. But
Rick Nash man, Rick Nash. One of the most underrated players in the
league today.
11Kerouac/The Long Haul

New York Islanders. What a shitty team this year. I love Michael Grabner
though. He won't, but I hope he wins rookie of the year. Vancouver got rid
of him this summer which is too bad, but he's playing a way larger roll on NY
than he would have ever been able to with the Canucks.
10Burial, Four Tet and Thom Yorke
Ego / Mirror

Detroit Red Wings. As a Vancouver fan, I almost HAVE to hate this team.
But I'll cheer for them as long as they aren't playing Vancouver. I grew up
watching these guys win cup after cup and they'll probably always be one
of the elite teams in hockey. Pavel Datsyuk is the most skilled hockey
player in the world right now.
9Protest The Hero

Chicago Blackhawks. It's too bad that they had to blow up their team after
they won the cup. Their core is still intact but they have nooooooo depth
this year.
8The Weeknd
House Of Balloons

Nashville Predators. No offence at all but look out for their goaltending and
defense. Seriously, look for these guys to make deep playoff run this year.
Coloring Book

Phoenix Coyotes. The only reason they're so high on this list is because I'm
hoping they'll be the Winnipeg Jets next year. Also, Adrian Aucoin, Ed
Jovanovski and Ilya Bryzgalov all kick major ass.
6Natural Snow Buildings
Waves Of The Random Sea

Washington Capitals. Crosby >>> Ovechkin, but I still want Ovechkin to
win a cup one of these days. Not this year though, this is Vancouver's
The King Of Limbs

Toronto Maple Leafs. Their chance is fading fast, but I'm still hoping that
they can make the playoffs. If they don't this year, I think they will be a
force in the East next year. Ron Wilson is a stupid motherfucker though.

Edmonton Oilers. The worst team in the NHL this year, but look out for
these guys in the next few years. Hall, Eberle, Omark, Paajarvi? Forget
about it. Also, Wayne Gretzky's dynasty Oilers of the 80s made Canadians
everywhere proud.

Boston Bruins. I've always had a soft spot for this team. Zdeno Chara gets
way too much shit and Thomas/Rask is the deadliest goalie combination
ever. Luongo/Schnieder is also money, but not as good as Thomas/Rask
probably. It looks like Tim Thomas will win another Vezina trophy this year
(I predict Thomas, Rinne, and Luongo as nominees).
2Old Man Markley
Guts N' Teeth

Montreal Canadiens. They've been kind of stuggling as of yet, but who
doesn't love The Habs (Boston fans, I guess). Their building is always
electric and they have probably the best fans in the NHL. Mike Cammalleri
is fucking CASH.
Empty Days and Sleepless Nights

Vancouver Canucks, my homeboys. The cries of "overrated" are louder
than they've ever been, but I'm holding my tongue until we make it to the
finals. Losing Manny Malhotra to injury for the rest of the season/playoffs is
brutal, but we should have the depth to make it to the top this year. The
Sedin twins are unbelievable, my boy Ryan Kesler is having the year of his
life, and Luongo has been lights out, just to scratch the surface of the
awesomeness that is the Canucks' roster. And yes, I realize the irony of
putting an "overrated" album in this spot with the Canucks, but fuck you
guys, this is my AOTY so far and the Canucks rule.
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