TheItalianStallion: Surprise Manginas!

theacademy 03.07.11	if the heat lose another game, they match the cavs loss total for the entirety of last season
theacademy 03.07.11	also i just got 4 as well!
theacademy 03.07.11	and FUCKING YES (re: guano apes)
theacademy 03.07.11	wow this list rules almost as much as the celtics
Scoot 03.07.11	it's funny that edsn has a lower score than travels and lost ground despite being better than them
theacademy 03.07.11	fair enough, buddy
BallsToTheWall 03.07.11	Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason? Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot. Also LOL Miami Heat. Unnamed players apparently wept after this game. Which means I have lost a great deal of respect for this franchise. Still my team, always will be but this is pathetic and funny not too mention a flat out embarrasment at the same time.
BallsToTheWall 03.07.11	Rocco's the fucking shit. Every mick needs a wop just like every wop needs a mick.
Kimm 03.07.11	Walking With Strangers!
MUNGOLOID 03.07.11	curious about 3.
37er00 03.07.11	i walked into oncoming traffic for not liking 2 and i got AIDS
37er00 03.07.11	but yeah it sucks
BallsToTheWall 03.07.11	I would have had your back and clobbered those clowns. Jets fans even if they are Irish I will fucking take them down no questions asked. I will never date/bang/ associate myself with a New York Girl period. Fuck the Jets,Mets, Yankees, and Knicks. Dont got any beef with Giants,Bills or their hockey team though.
Deathcar 03.07.11	2's description a thousand times. So if I liked FFAF's old stuff, 1 is worth checking out?
theacademy 03.07.11	wow seriously fuck both of you Yankees fans are the ONLY BAD KIND OF NEW YORK SPORTS FAN they don't have hearts, they don't suffer for anything... they're like rich kid who bitches about driving a BMW to school because daddy wouldn't spring for the benz
Maniac! 03.07.11	whatsup
omnipanzer 03.07.11	Other than 7 I can understand why these would be a surprise ;^)
Maniac! 03.07.11	"Eating a homemade bacon, egg and cheese biscuit and watching the lil one while listening to 8. You?" Sounds nice. I'm writing a book review for school and listening to the stuff on my list.
bloc 03.07.11	4 IS FUCKING QUEEN
Wolfhorde 03.07.11	My cheese almost fell out of my mouth when I saw 1. Let's see if they really improved that good.
thumbcrusher 03.07.11	grand unification is awesome
theacademy 03.07.11	"Yeah but jets, knicks, and mets fans are obnoxious for no reason." how about sheer fucking self-hatred??... i've never even pretended to be a knicks fan, but i have a lot of friends who are so I see what it does to them... nonetheless, how can you really fault them for talking shit to the random heat fans in fucking omaha... they probably had no idea how legit you were (which btw is 2legit)... still, knicks fans put up with so many hilariously terrible decisions because the light at the end of the tunnel was erasing isaiah's legacy and signing lebron... and the Jets, well, we've/they've been through some heartbreakers, but our ups have been up lately (and we've covered this in past discussions) but how. THE FUCK. can you say Mets fans talk shit? What do they talk about? What could they POSSIBLY talk shit about??
theacademy 03.07.11	quick snapshot of my mets fanhood: -1986 world series wins (my parents went) -a decade of NL east championships for the Braves -Larry NAMES HIS SON AFTER OUR STADIUM because of how miserable he has made mets pitchers over his career -two of the best world series OF ALL TIME won by the Florida Marlins, a team with a nothing budget/payroll, no fans to fill a stadium in one of the greatest cities in the U.S., and a COMPLETE FLUSH OF THE TOILET after each one... when the marlins play the mets and it's competitive, it's like they're playing with a handicap... and its still embarrassingly close -my parents get divorced -the rise of jeter, and with him... -FIVE TITLES... do you know what 5 titles is like for your team's crosstown rival? How about when the closest time your team gets is when it gets BEATEN by said rival on their way to their fourth title in 5 years... All my friends who were mets fans 'grew out of baseball' lol -How about when Sean Estes decides to throw at Clemens (the long awaited result of Clemens plunking Piazza)... EXCEPT HE FUCKING MISSES HIM. -HOW ABOUT LAST SEASON BOTTOM OF THE 9TH, CASTILLO DROPS THE BALL, 2 RUNS SCORE, BLOWN SAVE, GAME OVER?? ARE WE HAVING FUN YET??? -Roberto Alomar -Mo Vaughn -Jeromy Burnitz -OLIVER PEREZ (the 2nd time) -JASON BAY (??) -MIKE CAMERON ... KAZ MATSUI -HOW ABOUT WAGNER, WHO WE BASICALLY GIVE AWAY AFTER SIGNING K-ROD, HAS THE BEST YEAR OF ANY CLOSER WHILE K-ROD ENDS UP IN JAIL FOR BEATING UP HIS FATHER-IN-LAW? -Beltran watches Strike 3, the Cards Sweep the Tigers, mets go on to collapse to the phillies in back to back seasons, phillies build a short-term empire based on great trades and hilariously terrible signings, and the wilpons may owe billions in madoff reparations.. so please, dear friend, PLEASE tell me how a fellow met fan, one of my brothers in self-torturing fanhood, could POSSIBLY COME OFF AS COCKY... (theacademy slits his wrists and bleeds all over his classroom)
theacademy 03.07.11	hahah all that and I didn't even bring up the Kazmir trade................ obviously that was a rant so don't hold me accountable for diction or grammar... i'd edit it but the formatting would die
theacademy 03.07.11	please, at least give me an anecdote... why would anyone in so fla even admit to being a met fan, let alone talk shit about it
PayneTiger777 03.07.11	Sadly, I'm a Mets fan, but I have accepted that they will never win another World Series or even the NL East ever again. I'm not big into baseball, though. 4 is the tits.
theacademy 03.07.11	lol the most optimistic mets prediction i've seen in the past few years is 'we will send someone other than wright to the all-star game' or 'pelfrey will win more than 10 games' these are from REAL met fans... anyone talking shit is probably a fake just look at the celebrity fanbase: louis c.k. jon stewart chris rock kevin james jerry seinfeld jason alexander george carlin - RIP johnny drama NaS tell me thats not the most spiteful, resentful, self-hating, spitfire group of fans of any pro sports team shit, Gaga only showed up to troll while kate hudson and minka kelly bump elbows with multiple generations of NYC mayor, the hottest chick at a mets game is a tie between julia stiles and julain casablancas..
BigHans 03.07.11	Acad. you forgot to mention Bobby Bonilla.
theacademy 03.07.11	(just bleeding)
FreePizzaDay 03.07.11	"Of course she and I were decked out in jersies, but we're not shit talkers at all." This surprised me. Still, sucks you can't go out to eat without harassment.
BigHans 03.07.11	Pit, were they a bunch of guinea wop guidos from NY? Or just obnoxious Nebraska hicks who were trying to act like New Yorkers?
BigHans 03.07.11	I know you are Pit, I was referring to the attitude more than the actual race/nationality.
FreePizzaDay 03.07.11	Well, you're pretty opinionated and loud online, I guess I always pictured you being the same way in real life.