37er00
02.15.11 | be friendly |
sniper
02.15.11 | rule number 2: spell unwritten correctly. |
LegendofPittman
02.15.11 | Must talk about DBZ or Porn at least once a day. |
ffs
02.15.11 | hold in ur farts |
Maniac!
02.15.11 | no more than 1 review per day.
always, always, always act like an immature fucktard |
SlightlyEpic
02.15.11 | be a fuckhead
edit: maniac aw man our balls pretty much just touched |
ffs
02.15.11 | poo and cum all the time |
Urinetrouble
02.15.11 | no track by track reviews |
ffs
02.15.11 | smoke weedz 420;d |
Titan50
02.15.11 | Enjoy shit music |
sniper
02.15.11 | jump on a hype train at least once every week. |
tvol
02.15.11 | criticize others as morons for not sharing your taste in music, mock them as sheep if they do. |
deepintheorchard
02.15.11 | Don't have a girlfriend. Or be popular. |
Aids
02.15.11 | must 5 Jane Doe |
deepintheorchard
02.15.11 | Give Kid A at least a 4.5 |
Phideaux
02.15.11 | Make a list ranking a band's discography that several people have already ranked within the last week. |
deepintheorchard
02.15.11 | Also: Try to post a news article, realize someone already posted it, delete yours, then say you tried to post the same thing 15 minutes ago. |
couldwinarabbit
02.15.11 | don't "report post" the mods
always be trying as hard as possible to get on moaropeth |
05McDonaldT
02.15.11 | albums by certain bands must be reviewed in a biased way, |
acorncheese
02.15.11 | don't make stupid fucking threads like this |
kingjulian
02.15.11 | The unwritten rating system:
5 = Best album evaar
4.5 = Amazing
4 = Really cool
3.5 = Listenable
3 = meh...
2.5 = Bad.
2 = omg terrible album
1.5 and below = look at me! |
bungy
02.15.11 | rule 1: bungy |
Jips
02.15.11 | yah thats pretty much the way i rate stuff... |
LegendofPittman
02.15.11 | No one knows you or cares unless you have 3,000+ comments. |
chaseguitar
02.15.11 | don't post a video of someone else playing shit songs, then cover it up by saying that you're not actually gay and make everyone pissed off at how gay you are.
yeah, don't do that. |
Psilocyanide
02.15.11 | Rule 3: No hipsters allowed |
psykonaut
02.15.11 | moar opeth |
fr33convict
02.15.11 | btw really guys chaseguitar is not gay |
acorncheese
02.15.11 | golden rule: delete this god damn list |
tkxxx7
02.15.11 | once again , i'm not gay |
Wolfhorde
02.15.11 | Rule X, paragraph X: Be a nerdy creep.
Rule X, paragraph Y: Try acting like a womanizer even though paragraph X. |
Emim
02.15.11 | Rate albums on a scale from lakes to bungy |
Spec
02.15.11 | Lol |
illmitch
02.15.11 | bggest rule is listen 2 a lot of bad music |
IleftyspankedU
02.15.11 | no reviews in braille |
tkxxx7
02.15.11 | choose a side : worship BtBaM or hate BtBaM |
IleftyspankedU
02.15.11 | but always love opeth |
illmitch
02.15.11 | i covered opeth when i said listen 2 bad music |
craigy2
02.15.11 | the first rule of sputnik is you do not talk about sputnik |
foreverendeared
02.15.11 | lol |
Maniac!
02.15.11 | the second rule of sputnik is you do NOT talk about sputnik |
Enotron
02.15.11 | smoke dour |
Uranium
02.15.11 | ridicule others to gain self confidence and feeling of worth |
bungy
02.15.11 | shut up Uranium you have shit taste |
Uranium
02.15.11 | Print page and rules are officially written, or documented. |
LegendofPittman
02.15.11 | Most of the people posting are newer users. lol |
BigTuna
02.15.11 | bungy |
Apollo
02.15.11 | Rule 3: No hipsters allowed
since when? The site is ruled by hipsters. |
couldwinarabbit
02.15.11 | damn straight. |
Winsomniac
02.15.11 | II rules so hard. |
DeafMetal
02.16.11 | Commit suicide once a day only. |
Trebor.
03.07.11 | Listen to Streetlight Manifesto every day |
pizzamachine
03.07.11 | Pretend to like what everyone else likes. |
Spec
03.07.11 | Be friendly.
L
O
Fucking
L |
Remer17
03.07.11 | Like as little as possible. |
TheJackal
03.07.11 | Pretend to like what everyone else likes. [45687665634362] |
Baphomet
03.07.11 | be friendly
made my fucking day |
DinoX
03.07.11 | be a pretentious bitch and give newcomers as hard of a time as possible until they either leave the site or adapt to your music taste. |
KILL
03.07.11 | must listen to bad indie |
Relinquished
03.07.11 | rule 0: rush |
KILL
03.07.11 | m/ |
Remer17
03.07.11 | LMAO DinoX |
KILL
03.07.11 | i dont get it |
acorncheese
03.07.11 | delete this bullshit. it's embarrassing. |
Slum
03.07.11 | pretend to leave the site at least once to prove you are both pretentious and a douchebag, which are the two key factors to Sputnik life |
Enotron
03.07.11 | "be a pretentious bitch and give newcomers as hard of a time as possible until they either leave the site or adapt to your music taste."
hahhahahahahah yer too mad |
KILL
03.07.11 | one rule SHOULD be listen to rush but thats just "old music" to you guys right |
Slum
03.07.11 | anything produced before the year 2000 is artistically worthless |
couldwinarabbit
03.07.11 | post-punk must be rated at least a 4 |
Remer17
03.07.11 | If your name makes any reference to a band you will be forever ridiculed. |
KILL
03.07.11 | except sputnik bands like defeater then you get praised for being a fag |
omnipanzer
03.07.11 | Rule #1: Be a pizzamachine |
eyedea420
03.07.11 | KILL |
pedro70512
04.09.11 | Rule #1: Be a pizzamachine [2]
also hate on lists like this but post on them anyway. like on youtube when people go on Judas Priest videos to call rob
halford a fag.
and click on the American Apparel lingerie ads at least once.
sho you can be coor rike me. |
pedro70512
04.09.11 | who wins in a bar fight, Gaga's ass or KP's tits? |
Defeater
04.09.11 | gaga wins since her dick is bigger than russell brand's |
pedro70512
04.09.11 | touche |
pizzamachine
04.09.11 | Be a pizzamachine [3] |
Satellite
04.09.11 | 1. make lists using the "[album] ranked" format
2. complain about the ads
3. make more than one list per day
4. turn any inane thought currently in your head into a list
5. make a list asking people to become your facebook friend
6. use lists to ask the mods questions rather than the appropriate forum |
cirq
04.09.11 | cirq |
FromDaHood
04.09.11 | Find the cool kids in the crowd that you follow and suck their dicks. This will get you a following of hangers-on and your cool meter will rise. |
Defeater
04.09.11 | yeah follow me and suck my dick |
FromDaHood
04.09.11 | stfu Defeater you're not cool enough for a BJ |
North0House2
04.09.11 | DON'T WRITE A JOKE REVIEW. |
tkxxx7
04.09.11 | why is this list still significant ?
also ,
7. Complain about resurrected threads |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | incorrectly assume that SeaEric is the most attractive Sputnik user |
North0House2
04.09.11 | Complain about everything and make lists about how sucky life is. |
Satellite
04.09.11 | "incorrectly assume that SeaEric is the most attractive Sputnik user"
yeah because it's a fact not an assumption |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | I've never really considered Eric an asshole, I just remember seeing a lot of Sputniker's on that "faces of sputnik" list that I would deem much more attractive
mainly you, satty. |
pedro70512
04.09.11 | are they any girls on sputnik? |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | i think the count stands at around 4 active ones, so technically yes. |
tkxxx7
04.09.11 | with a Facebook page , and more Facebook pages of her- er, 'her' "family"
that's a lot of dedication |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | i still think someone would go through all of that just for shits |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | sonic likes rush? weird thought he was real into defeater |
Coloso
04.09.11 | ... just realized Kimm and Spec are dating in real life. Was this common knowledge?
Jesus Christ, that poor, red-haired kid. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | seriously!??! haha holy shit. |
Coloso
04.09.11 | look at her facebook and there's about 10 blurry pictures of them at a bar together.
I would feel guilty about divulging this, but Kimm seems to be pretty up-front about divulging whatever of her personal shit to Sputnik, so... |
pizzamachine
04.09.11 | Good grief guys, you're making Kimm into Sputnik's boxxxy. |
Winsomniac
04.09.11 | The hipster loves his boxxy. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | gahaha this is why I love Sputnik (most of the time)
I really do, thanks for being my weird, ugly, most certainly dysfunctional fourth family guise |
tkxxx7
04.09.11 | HEY !!!!!!
we aren't ugly >_> |
Winsomniac
04.09.11 | That is terrible, Hanson.
Let's have a wake on sputchat later tonight. |
tkxxx7
04.09.11 | [4] |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | @Iluvatar - just curious since I'm apparently way off, who should I consider holder of the title "sputnik's emo authority"? haha |
pizzamachine
04.09.11 | Oh Ⴤou |
ConsiderPhlebas
04.09.11 | 1. Talk about the vinyl you own or want to own and will eventually look at and think 'wow, I wish I'd spent my money on whores and good drugs'.
2. Tell yourself that Defeater are a good band
3. Hate Bulldog |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | hit it outta the park with that one phleb
hah sounds good Iluv, I'll keep that in mind |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.09.11 | thanks pal, I'll look into that :] |
North0House2
04.09.11 | EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO TEN KENS. |
pizzamachine
04.09.11 | k |
ShadowRemains
04.09.11 | rule #123: make fun of spec for complaining to ultimateguitar that everyone here is a douche and he can't "handle" it anymore... |
Mordecai.
04.09.11 | don't be mean to mordecai |
Defeater
04.10.11 | "rule number 117. Don't date Kimm"
see user: Spec |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | rule # 31 : show some skin on tinychat |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | @Defeater either you didn't see the posts above that one or you're exercising some form of humor that I'm too young/dumb/imperceptive to understand |
wabbit
04.10.11 | "... just realized Kimm and Spec are dating in real life. Was this common knowledge?"
omg so that is why she got so pissed off. I once told spec that he should marry kimm because they are the two most retarded people ever...lol. |
whywontyoudie
04.10.11 | post your pic for the sequel to 100 Faces of Sputnik. |
Deviant.
04.10.11 | "omg so that is why she got so pissed off. I once told spec that he should marry kimm because they are the two most retarded people ever...lol."
Sometimes Rabbit does display hints of genius |
wabbit
04.10.11 | Deviant that's awfully close to a compliment...what's next asking for recs? |
Deviant.
04.10.11 | Probably not |
aesthetics
04.10.11 | That is probably the worst username I have ever seen. |
Emim
04.10.11 | Most importantly, don't ever listen to the shit advice we sputnikers give out.
Ever. |
pizzamachine
04.10.11 | Unless... nah nevermind. |
Emim
04.10.11 | Ever. |
tiesthatbind
04.10.11 | 5 Breaking Romulus or gtfo |
FatChickIrl
04.10.11 | hail satan |