crowing51: My Phallus Grew 4 Inches!!!

crowing51 02.05.11	Results may vary.
Defeater 02.05.11	my dick got smaller but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd want to fuck me after saying the word "nigger"
Irving 02.05.11	Biology lesson: Did you know that female hyenas have fake penises? (sorry the thread title reminded me of that fact LOL)
FatChickIrl 02.05.11	gratz youre still smaller then me
FatChickIrl 02.05.11	who said its fake
TheSpirit 02.05.11	congratulations your penis is now 4.5 inches
Mordecai. 02.05.11	my cock hasn't grown in 2 fucking years. i've lost hope.
Puzzles 02.05.11	Good for you, eh?
FatChickIrl 02.05.11	dw morde youll find a fat chick one day that will accept you
Deviant. 02.05.11	"congratulations your is is now 4.5 inches" Was going to say the exact same thing
Defeater 02.05.11	yeah dude you've upgraded from a regular tic tac to a big tic tac
FatChickIrl 02.05.11	lol
Mordecai. 02.05.11	"dw morde youll find a fat chick one day that will accept you" fat chicks do it better. every time they have sex it could be their last, so they fuck accordingly
Defeater 02.05.11	a wild snorlax appeared and fucked me
Mordecai. 02.05.11	playin mah pokeflute
TheSpirit 02.06.11	oh god a bloc moment
sublimefan1991 02.06.11	@defeater - my morals went pfft when the president got oral sex in his oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee. now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me you can't miss me, i'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy.
Defeater 02.06.11	I'M THE BAD GUY
eternium 02.06.11	Listened to 2 earlier. I don't think I want my penis to grow any larger though.
UnnamedOcean 02.06.11	Yeah it's kind of hard to fit it inside small animals already.
crowing51 02.06.11	I am aiming to be able to pleasure a baby panda on first thrust!!. Since Extenze wasn't working for me I have been trying everything from tying a rope to my dick and pulling up with it, to furiously yelling ''GET BIGGER BITCH'' at it only to fail miserably.
lamer 02.06.11	crowing you are so gay
crowing51 02.06.11	lamer don't be sooo............lame. You are just mad your penis did not grow 4 inches.
Defeater 02.06.11	gj mods lol
crowing51 02.06.11	dammit
zarquan99 02.06.11	list name made me think your dick grew to 4'
Bitchfork 02.06.11	I hope you're saying that you're four inches when flaccid not hard.
spillingmercury 02.06.11	Four inches ahahaha. My friend's really suggestive looking Hello Kitty eraser is longer than that.
crowing51 02.06.11	It was ''my penis grew 4 inches'' but the mods fucked me over and changed it.
flalafell 02.06.11	I lol'd so hard
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	nice name change
crowing51 02.06.11	Thanks haha, if the mods change this one I might as well delete it.
thebhoy 02.06.11	I think you mean your Lacanian phallus
crowing51 02.06.11	^Now that just hurt
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	what does that mean, i dont feel like googling
crowing51 02.06.11	Just know its hurts my heart and totally destroys this list.
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	great fag u gonna make me google it
crowing51 02.06.11	you know I love you baby
thebhoy 02.06.11	hahaha
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Well this is just bullshit, 'cept of 2. Clutch has more balls than all 1, 3 and 4 together.
crowing51 02.06.11	lol Clutch
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Hell yeah Clutch, fucker.
G3N3R1C 02.06.11	someone give this man a dick-shaped trophy.
crowing51 02.06.11	Like at the AVN awards or something :)
BallsToTheWall 02.06.11	a wild snorlax appeared and fucked me [2]
crowing51 02.06.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAWFyhThz0g
crowing51 04.19.11	and again!!
Defeater 04.19.11	a wild snorlax appeared and fucked me [3]