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Yo I Just Made A Dang Old Sandwich

here are the deets about that dang old thing + some albums im gonna listen to while i eat it
9The Blinding Light
The Ascension Attempt

BREAD: this is what you start any sandwich with unlesss youre totally fuckin crazy or somethign. in this case i got a nice foot long baton from sainsburys, heat that old thing up in the oven and spread it w/ a little margerine. its not rocket science u guys.
8Shape of Despair
Angels of Distress

CHICKEN: now we gotta add some meat & what better than chicken??? my mam makes nice succulent roast chicken and there are some left overs. i put those left overs in the sandwich to eat. this is what happened.
7Tegan and Sara
The Con

HAM: you aint gotta have the best old ham. sometimes we buy the really expensive stuff but my fav is just the cheap honey roasted ham. ham is a standard meat. if youre ever in doubt just eat some ham is what my old grandad used to say;r
6Curl Up and Die
But The Past Ain't Through With Us

TUNA: you jsut get the stuff out of the tin with a tin opener, make sure u remove most of the oil cause you dont want it all slimy. add some lemon juice and some white and black pepper. then you put it in the sandwich to eat with all this other stuff. i got 3 meats going on here now this is good news
5Indian Summer
Discography

LETTUCE: heres your standard salad. if youre gonna put some salad in your sandwich you gotta put some lettuce thats basic. some ppl would go without the saladas but i say this to them: salad owns
4The Power and the Glory
Call Me Armageddon

SPRING ONION: sometimes when ppl make these thingies they get cut up all small and this is foolish. all the spring onions are falling out my dang sandwich all over the place its chaos. so when i make em i cut em to a respectable length maybe an inch or so. it aint a hard thing guys
3Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada

CUCUMBER: some ppl got hella problems with cucumber. ppl say to me "how come cucumbers dont get the respect of other salads". i say "what?" cause thats a really strange q to ask someone. anywya imo cucumers are the joke of the salad world bcause they are kinda phallic and that is really puerile in my opinion. cant all the countires in the world just be adults and sit down and join hands and just eat some dang cucumber.
2Arctic Monkeys
Favourite Worst Nightmare

CHEESE: ok some ppl might argue that this is overkill with 3 meats but i laugh in the face of danger. i got some nice red leicester, nice n mild adds some decent texture witout being overpowering. good choice, me.
1Tom Waits
Rain Dogs

MAYONNAISE: every fuckin sandwich needs a condiment and mayonaiise in easily the best condiment. you are probably a communist if u think otherwise. u dont want to add too much of this old thing because you can have heart problems. thats science
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