BigHans
12.15.10 | And thats all I have to say about that. |
ffs
12.15.10 | welp |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | damn chan ruining all the fun
and no, I didn't write the one on myself lol |
Strider
12.15.10 | Too bad, It was fun reading them. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Andcas I didnt write yours, just so you know. |
JWT155
12.15.10 | Have him use his IP powers to IP ban the fag that posts all those pics and shit. I'm sure I'd get a
12.0 Sputnik rating. |
Emim
12.15.10 | lol, awesome. (and don't worry about it, man)
Fuck you chan for ruining the surprise. |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | I don't think he can do that, but one would have to assume something like that would take precedence over finding out who the analyzer was... |
americanmusicmachine
12.15.10 | Man fuckin' staff always ruinin' good fun. |
CelestialDust
12.15.10 | a popular uprising against chan is brewing, I support it |
Sowing
12.15.10 | "Progmaster: Really, I wanted to do him from the get go"
Sounds like you are actually the one coming out here, Hans. Anyway, RIP The Analyzer, one of the best but shortest alts in recent memory... |
Electric City
12.15.10 | dude just do them anyway, dont understand the big deal if people liked them |
Emim
12.15.10 | Isn't chan a forum mod? I think forum mods can look at IPs |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Its pretty much pointless now Downer. |
CelestialDust
12.15.10 | but now he doesn't sound like a sexy cousin of enrique when I read his posts in my head |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | well, the idea was to have an alt that multiple people can use to profile other users, as long as it wasn't too mean-spirited
doesn't really work if everyone knows what's going on |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | That really sucks....
I was really enjoying those.
well, good job on what was done... |
BigHans
12.15.10 | oh and Mimsy, yesterday you said that Qwe's and your profiles were written by a different person. You were wrong. |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | I wasn't really bummed about my score, but when my mom saw it she was like "D PRUS?!?!?!?!?!?!" |
ConsiderPhlebas
12.15.10 | Chan sucks balls is what I'm taking from this |
Electric City
12.15.10 | why? honestly, if you like doing them and people like them its not like the profile being you/the other people is crushing to theanalyzer's legacy |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | Who is Chan? |
Sowing
12.15.10 | you showed your mom? lol
@winsomniac |
BigHans
12.15.10 | haha Win, don't pay attention to the scores. I barely knew you at the time, thus I couldnt justify giving you a score rivaling Redsky and the like. |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | obviously you don't understand how legacies work E-City |
Yordy
12.15.10 | Damn, I was hoping theAnalyzer would eventually fade away into the darkness without anyone knowing who he was. |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | I think eventually people would have found out regardless, it's not like there weren't at least 5 other people who knew about it before chan did, he was just the first one to post it in a thread |
Emim
12.15.10 | "oh and Mimsy, yesterday you said that Qwe's and your profiles were written by a different person. You were wrong."
Ah, mine was better ;) |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | I was being almost entirely facetious. No, my mom didn't see my score lol, but some sputnikers saw my mom last night
I don't wanna explain. |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | nm no longer applies
edited |
Satellite
12.15.10 | i had a strong feeling it was you after your analysis of pit. definitely one of my favorite alts ever. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Yeah I actually got accused 4 times before Chan came out with it. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Satty, Inveigh wrote Pit's. I wrote Inveigh's. |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | haha I wrote the one on Pit, Satty |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Giant drag, TheAnalyzer was fun. |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | Well I'm certainly glad I joined in time to read those they were very amusing and a little enlightening too. |
Satellite
12.15.10 | heh, well i suck.
WHY WASN'T I INCLUDED? |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | it was just getting off the ground Satty, rest assured, you were on our list of users to ask for contributions |
Thane
12.15.10 | Sucks. Was always a good read. Props to you guys for doing something cool here, rarely happens anymore. |
Jethro42
12.15.10 | The Analyser was fun [2] |
Maniac!
12.15.10 | I was silently waiting for mine. I suspected a "TMF" member was behind it, but probably would have guessed Hans only after everyone else. |
Slum
12.15.10 | Fuck i'll never be special |
TheSpirit
12.15.10 | i think you should keep it up Hans. Considering the way they've been written up so far, I think people would still enjoy them a lot. Remember it's not really like it's an opinion you guys are just stating the facts. |
Emim
12.15.10 | They weren't allowed to give negative scores, Maniac. |
DoubtGin
12.15.10 | thanks chan |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Yeah Willie knew it was me right after I posted the first one. He told me that as long as I didn't turn it into a troll fest (ie, singling people out, giving really low scores, just talking shit), it wouldnt get a ban, but would in a second if it slipped.
I tried to tell everyone to stfu about the scores because really they didn't mean that much. If you got a high one, you're awesome, if you got a lower one, it just meant I or whoever wrote it just didn't know you that well. |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | I'd second what TheSpirit wrote. I think it would be appreciated. |
Maniac!
12.15.10 | BTW, the album is "At Last!" |
SeaAnemone
12.15.10 | some observations were funny and some weren't... some were accurate and some were inaccurate... like there were a few really week ones, but it was still a pretty cool general idea.
and I don't see the big deal with having to do it entirely anonymously, especially since anybody who could read could tell it was almost definitely you or pit or inveigh (I guess pit wasn't in it?) or all 3 of you or something anyway. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Pit wasn't in it at all. Nobody once ever guessed Inveigh. And the people who got accused the most were Enrique, Tinkrbell, and Foxhound. |
SeaAnemone
12.15.10 | The idea is something one of them might come up with, but your choice of user and opinions on users made it pretty obvious, especially Winsomniac, Balls, Redsky, Jesuslaves, Emim, I'd say |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | lol except I wrote the ones on Balls and Jesuslaves |
SeaAnemone
12.15.10 | yeah Inveigh I was referring to "you or pit or inveigh" and the other insinuated users in your clan, but mostly you 3. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | we thought about bringing Pit in but honestly he just would have ripped everybody and we would have had to edit each one. |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | The one on Jesusslaves made me almost fall from my chair. |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | oh sorry I misinterpreted what you meant with your other comment Sea |
TheSpirit
12.15.10 | is pit even around anymore? i haven't him seen him on in a week or two, which is very strange |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Sea, where do you associate us with Winsomniac? I don't think I ever spoke to him more than twice before I wrote his profile. |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Yeah Hans, I figure there's nothing wrong with continuing the reviews. TehJunalyzer is no less fun
just because he's not anonymous anymore. Sea just thinks I'm shallow and pedantic, Hans. Pay no
attention to his pretentious posturings :3 |
StrawBuilder
12.15.10 | pretty unrelated but fuck it
made your chili man, it was so good. cheers for the recipe |
BigHans
12.15.10 | no problem Strawbuilder, took me awhile to perfect it. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | Dude wtf I only listen to one nu-metal band back the fuck off goddamn.
Also, I have good grammar. But wtf it's the internet we don't need that shit. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | lol Feit you listen to alot more than 1 |
Urinetrouble
12.15.10 | you guys hsould still do The Analyzer. its fun. |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Brand New=Nu Metal. C'mon, be honest. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | I have half a mind to just suggest anyone that wants to write a profile just email it to me, and Ill post it under Analyzer. |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | not sure about a popular uprising brewing against Chan, but if there's one thing that's clear it's that he has never been as funny as most people seem to think he is and that he's not even half as good a writer as he gets credit for. but everyone pretty much knows this already
i guess he proved that he was super l33t with this IP-confirmed exposure or some shit |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | I HAVE HALF A MIND TO MAKE YOU HURT TO MAKE YOU BLEED TO MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!
Sorry, LD Fanboyism flared out on me. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | nah man. i only ever listen to LB anymore. not saying i dont enjoy a few others anymore, but i dont listen to them ever. |
greg84
12.15.10 | I didn't know that the Analyzer would reveal his personalities so soon. Anyway, good job guys! The
profiles were fun to read. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | oh, and as long as we're on the whole nu-metal thing. Fred Durst posted on my wall last night, no joke |
BigHans
12.15.10 | whoa Feit. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | i know man i know. i creamed my pants when i saw it. |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Holy chocolate covered starfish! |
Emim
12.15.10 | I saw it with my own eyes. It didn't say Fred Durst though. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | It said Poler Bear.
Profile is legit, he posted about it on the LB fb page.
FUGGN LEGIT.
Mimsy creamed too. |
TheSpirit
12.15.10 | Hans the answer is clear and sputnik has spoken; We want theanalzyer. |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | yeah, we do |
Emim
12.15.10 | Youarethe Anal
It's in your blood. |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Iamthe Anal Youarethe Anal
WEARETHE ANAL. |
LG
12.15.10 | Durst is weak |
Emim
12.15.10 | he gon fuk you up, lg |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | Youarethe Anal
It's in your butt.* |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Im done for awhile. If anyone wants to write a profile they can send it to theanalyzer111@hotmail.com. I will reserve all final editing rights in case somebody wants to be a real dick, and the final score. |
Hawks
12.15.10 | God dammit! I wanted to see mine! |
Counterfeit
12.15.10 | say it one more time lg i fucking dare you |
Ovrot
12.15.10 | I'm number 11 right? |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Woo. Sounds like The Analsizer.. err.. Analyzer is going to continue. Even though way more open. |
Emim
12.15.10 | "God dammit! I wanted to see mine!"
It was just Cradle of Filth pasted 500 times |
LG
12.15.10 | I'll insult Fred Durst's career, his potbelly, his horrible skills as a musician, etc. Because there just ain't anything good about him. |
Hawks
12.15.10 | That was original Emim. Do you write your own material? |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Ladies and gentlemen, here's some popcorn, you can lean back now and enjoy the war Feit Vs. LG. |
Emim
12.15.10 | Sometimes, but that one pretty much wrote itself. |
LG
12.15.10 | Nah Feit and me are good(I think?) |
PuddlesPuddles
12.15.10 | So lame of him to do that |
Emim
12.15.10 | ^Indeed |
NeutralThunder12
12.15.10 | reprehensive douchbaggery?
ilu too |
FromDaHood
12.15.10 | Can't believe I didn't guess who it was, what a great idea.
I downloaded Limp Bizkit's discog because of Feit, but I only listen to Nookie because it's assmazing |
SHAKEandBAKE
12.15.10 | waiting for Chan to comment... |
LG
12.15.10 | Nookie is mediocre |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Chan already said what he needs to say. He felt compelled to spill the beans because he thought the Analyzer was lame and unfunny. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | sorry to disapoint you Bulldog |
wyankeif1337
12.15.10 | goddammit Chan, I was really enjoying those. |
Willie
12.15.10 | Hey, I knew within five minutes of the first one being posted and I stayed quiet ;)
What I'm trying to say is where is my cookie? |
Hawks
12.15.10 | Chan fucks everything up nowadays. God dammit! |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | We could burn him. |
Apollo
12.15.10 | We should lynch him |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Yeah Willie is the man. |
LG
12.15.10 | We should give Chan a cookie instead |
Apollo
12.15.10 | a cookie full of cyanide... |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | bring me the head of Chan
i plan to take a shit into its open mouth |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | I don't think giving him a cookie would please the plebs. They want his head! |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | yeah Willie and Jom are fairly righteous. the best of the mods |
Willie
12.15.10 | Damn. That's taking things a little far. Don't make me have to turn this car around. |
Apollo
12.15.10 | HE'S WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO KILLED JESUS! |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | lets first give him a fair trial. Then we'll hang him. |
LG
12.15.10 | God? |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | well he doesn't need to die but he certainly should be kicked off the Staff. not because he's abused his powers or anything (he hasn't), but because he can't write for shit |
Willie
12.15.10 | --HE'S WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO KILLED JESUS!--
That guy had no choice. Read the bible, it was God's plan all along (or Jesus')... free will my ass. |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | I'll turn this damn bus around |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | yeah Willie is right about that. no Judas, no resurrection, no redemption
Iscariot had no choice but to fulfill what had been foretold in eternity |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Easy Bulldog, although its understandable why you would have such rage towards him. |
LG
12.15.10 | Nah he'd just come back as a hellspawn |
Apollo
12.15.10 | he should kill himself
|
PuddlesPuddles
12.15.10 | Except Judas didn't in theory kill Jesus |
Electric City
12.15.10 | people enjoy them, you enjoy doing them
why are you stopping |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!'!
Pee-wee: I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: NO!'!'! |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | Chan doesn't need to kill himself. he just needs to do the world a favor and never write a review or blog entry again
i'm serious. he fucking sucks |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Because it kills more than half of the fun if people know who's writing it. Maybe my idea to open it up to everyone will take off, that would be a huge mystery everytime a new profile came up. |
Apollo
12.15.10 | "Except Judas didn't in theory kill Jesus"
This. I was referring to the Roman soldier who actually killed him. Enough about religion though, back to hating Chan!
He might be inching up there to being as hated as Proggy. |
PuddlesPuddles
12.15.10 | You could do that. You can give the password to a nominate user to do a profile on another nominated user, given that this isn't abused. It's like hot potato but nothing at all like hot potato |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | lol Willie and Apollo are cracking me up |
BigHans
12.15.10 | nah I wouldnt give out the password, I would just have people email me the profiles and I would post it, keepign the sender a secret. |
PuddlesPuddles
12.15.10 | and you mean Pontius Pilate |
Electric City
12.15.10 | to the person who said chan is as hated as progmaster: lol thats not even close to true |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | I thought he gave the order Puddles. no physical contact. |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | "Enough about religion though, back to hating Chan! "
^ Indeed. The tribe has spoken! |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | I think Apollo was referring to "random roman soldier 001" |
PuddlesPuddles
12.15.10 | oh mmmm Barseth. or Bar Seth, one of those |
BigHans
12.15.10 | I don't hate Chan, and honestly didn't expect this kind of reaction. I think what happened is he found out, and was unable to contain himself cause he wanted to be known as the one who solved it, or whatever. He was kind of a douche about it but I think we're all used to that. |
Athom
12.15.10 | Trey you Calvinist you |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | yeah the whole hating chan thing is taking it a bit too far (although it's funny, as long as it's in jest)
pretty much what Hans said |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | No, Satan's kewl. Satan has pizza. Chan is not worth serving Satan. |
omnipanzer
12.15.10 | Having access to the IP list is cheating. He didn't figure anything out. Any idiot could do that! |
GeorgeCostanza
12.15.10 | Pontius Pilate wasn't a roman soldier. he was the Roman governor of Judaea. he sentenced Yeshua ha-Notsri to death but didn't kill him personally
and idk Electric City progmaster was/is retarded and everyone knows that. Chan is a boring little shit whose entire Sputpersona is built on the fact that he's been here since 2005 and that he writes these godawful reviews in this tone that makes it seem like he actually thinks he's a good writer. which he's not |