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Sonic's Guide To Cooking Like A Madman Pt. 1 The Chronicles

Follow these steps and you will be as much of a pro as I
1The Mexico 1240s
Chicken And Cheese


Ramen - Remove from pack. Add water. Cook in microwave. Then, add sauce and stir. A delicious and cheap meal perfect for anyone.
2Geba Experience
Reboot Experiment Yellow


Macaroni - Remove from pack. Boil. Add water. Let simmer. Then just add cheese (I like to add soy sauce) and you have a great meal
3Rush
Signals


Flamingo Surprise - now, getting an actual flamingo may actually be very hard, but living in Georgia, they are everywhere. all you need to do is get one, and then simply kill it and chop it up and cook it as if it were a chicken or a human or any other popular animal. Flamingo meat is quite tender and goes great with lasagna.
4Yes
Fragile


Gator - same as above.
5Death
Human


deep fried ramen- quite possibly the hardest to make, this is pretty easy once you quit being a baby. cook ramen as described in step 1, then throw it in the fryer as if it were a twinkie or piece of chicken.
6Black Flag
My War


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