awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Oh, that's too bad! *Cracks a bottle of champagne* |
ffs
11.10.10 | now u can do something worthwhile like watch tv |
Emim
11.10.10 | Sucks, dude |
SeaAnemone
11.10.10 | is it because of the situation delineated in Bitchfork's huge list? |
Knott-
11.10.10 | wondered why id been enjoying sputnik so much lately |
Emim
11.10.10 | Glad everyone is so compassionate and not being a doucher. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I hope he's laying in a ditch dead with a dildo in his ass. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Oh, this IS Lakes. Love you. |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | good. |
KILL
11.10.10 | f u lakes |
Sowing
11.10.10 | wait why are you losing internet u grounded or something lol |
porch
11.10.10 | "so basically my internet priveliges have almost been entirely cut off"
even lakes parents think he's a shitty user |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | ^ha |
Curse.
11.10.10 | somebody is groundededededed |
klap
11.10.10 | wait lakes knows bitchfork in person |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west, I stroke to the girl that I love best. |
Eko
11.10.10 | Grammatically it should be Lakes's not Lakes'. Lakes' is only appropriate for an ancient name such as Isis' Temple. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Who corrects grammar, what a jerk. |
Enotron
11.10.10 | "even lakes parents think he's a shitty user"
lol'd but yeh bummer bout that christian parents r bummerish |
fr33convict
11.11.10 | i dont like where this is going. |
Emim
11.11.10 | "wait lakes knows bitchfork in person"
Poor guy.
"my mom thinks i'm just confused, because she's so adamantly opposed to gays/bi's. they basically went through all my internet searches and cut me off. and yeah."
Oh dear God....we should stop that line of conversation right there.
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Enotron
11.11.10 | clearin history dude |
Athom
11.11.10 | i take it your mom loves jesus... |
trotsky
11.11.10 | ' because she's so adamantly opposed to gays/bi's. they basically went through all my internet searches and cut me off. and yeah.'
that's an awful situation. good luck to you and sorry your mother is an idiot |
Emim
11.11.10 | Nothing wrong with loving Jesus, bro. |
Athom
11.11.10 | agreed, but there is when it's used as an excuse for being a cunt. "I like your Christ, I do not like
your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Gandhi |
theacademy
11.11.10 | lol i was so good at clearing internet history when i was 14 lololol |
Emim
11.11.10 | The Bible very clearly states that being homosexual or bisexual is wrong, however, it also calls for parents (well, fathers in particular) not to exasperate their children.
Also, let me make it very clear that no where does it say to hate homosexuals. |
Enotron
11.11.10 | well i mean there's leviticus, but most christians I know lol at that section anyway. |
Emim
11.11.10 | "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Gandhi
This can be so true, ugh. But at the same time it is a gross generalization. I have also seen so many people use that as an excuse against Christianity, which at it's very core is not about its followers. |
Emim
11.11.10 | "well i mean there's leviticus, but most christians I know lol at that section anyway."
Leviticus is a series of rules meant to separate the Israelites from the surrounding tribes and peoples. Many of those laws were "abolished" by Jesus' coming in the New Testament, but homosexuality is still stated as a sin. Also, you don't stone them anymore. |
ARuinedEmpire
11.11.10 | Maybe I am wrong but emim, I always thought in the bible it says it's ok to be homosexual or bisexual as long as you just don't act on it. |
PanasonicYouth
11.11.10 | too much religion shit lets all calm down and do some drugs |
Athom
11.11.10 | agree with Kris. |
trotsky
11.11.10 | lets have a gay orgy during bible class |
trotsky
11.11.10 | seriously it's 2010 put that shit away |
SeaAnemone
11.11.10 | the Bible says a lot of things... |
PanasonicYouth
11.11.10 | the bible says a lot of retarded shit
i love how christians pick and choose what they want to use from it |
ffs
11.11.10 | religion is fine but to think that there are still people taking the bible ad verbatim in this day and age to me is phenomenal |
Emim
11.11.10 | "Maybe I am wrong but emim, I always thought in the bible it says it's ok to be homosexual or bisexual as long as you just don't act on it."
No, because it says that simply lusting after a woman in your heart is the same as committing adultery with her.
And sorry for all the posting, but I like opportunities to more correctly represent my "religion", after watching so many people screw it up and turn so many away because of it. |
Athom
11.11.10 | the 10th commandment is in direct contrast to the american dream |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | I have a Cthulhu worshiping cult if anyone wants to join. |
Emim
11.11.10 | American dream - "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"
10th commandment - "Neither shall you desire your neighbor's house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." |
Enotron
11.11.10 | ^took his comment too seriously |
PanasonicYouth
11.11.10 | "I have a Cthulhu worshiping cult if anyone wants to join."
YES PLEASE |
Athom
11.11.10 | ok let me restate that. breaking the 10th commandment is the basis of our economy |
Athom
11.11.10 | im down for Cthulhu |
Enotron
11.11.10 | "breaking the 10th commandment is the basis of our economy"
funny cuz its true |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | "Meet Me By The River's Edge" where we will all greet and meet. Then don black robes, walk into the water and start chanting in some occultish language where we will swim to the island in the center, kiss the monolithic statue, and have a barbeque consisting of the rarest of animals, organic vegetables, mead and wolf blood. Frozen mini snickers and coffee are complimentary. |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | Sup there! too bad to see you leave *joins whiteguy with a glass of champaigne*
Also, nice to see mimsy giving away some bible knowledge. I am an atheist myself and I loathe religion but people on the both sides (believers and non-believers) have very wrong ideas about what is truly said on the bible and what has been later aknowledged as truth by the church and some other "pseudo-believers". |
PanasonicYouth
11.11.10 | this cult meeting is going to be so fun. |
Curse.
11.11.10 | The American Dream originally didn't give a shit about happiness. Private property ftw |
Emim
11.11.10 | The 10th commandment is warning against coveting what someone else has. Basically, wanting to steal it and make it your own. And you can see what becomes of that in the story of David and Bath Sheba.
The American dream/economy/whatever is based off of bettering what you have, not so much doing so at the expense of others. |
Athom
11.11.10 | sup baph?
i let my dad's girlfriend borrow a bunch of Karen Armstrong books a couple weeks ago. i think she hates me now. |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | Tony Montana lived the American dream look how he turned out.
Rich and prosperous. |
Curse.
11.11.10 | ""Meet Me By The River's Edge" where we will all greet and meet. Then don black robes, walk into the water and start chanting in some occultish language where we will swim to the island in the center, kiss the monolithic statue, and have a barbeque consisting of the rarest of animals, organic vegetables, mead and wolf blood. Frozen mini snickers and coffee are complimentary."
disappointed in the lack of a blood orgy. |
qwe3
11.11.10 | fucking religion |
Curse.
11.11.10 | Sign the Charter For Compassion and quit being an idiot Emim |
AntonioMontana
11.11.10 | In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women! |
BigHans
11.11.10 | Like Moses...................
I Tower over seas. |
Curse.
11.11.10 | "Like Moses...................
I Tower over seas."
nice asian joke |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women!
(2) |
AntonioMontana
11.11.10 | I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. |
Emim
11.11.10 | "Sign the Charter For Compassion and quit being an idiot Emim"
no u |
Curse.
11.11.10 | "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women!"
false, you need Cthulhu first |
BigHans
11.11.10 | nice asian joke
^ Its a Coldplay song brah |
Curse.
11.11.10 | it is still an asian joke |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | false, you need Cthulhu first (2) (2) (2)
You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you. |
BigHans
11.11.10 | lol how? |
AntonioMontana
11.11.10 | This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked. |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | It was Aids kill Fags dead. |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | Aids = God |
Inveigh
11.11.10 | Can someone point me to the passage in the new testament where it discusses homosexuality? I've read the entire thing twice but don't remember ever seeing anything that... |
Curse.
11.11.10 | that is because it doesn't |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | As with almost anything the bible is sort of ambiguous with that but I believe it is in Leviticus;
something that goes like: "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female it's an abomination. A man who sleeps with another man should be executed."
bible, huh? |
Curse.
11.11.10 | yeah but Leviticus is Old Testament bullshit |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | Yeah but that's probably where shit started. |
Inveigh
11.11.10 | Well yeah but leviticus also says that if you win a war against another country its ok to enslave their population, and that women are property and should be treated as such etc etc |
BigHans
11.11.10 | well, arent they? |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | Exactly. |
theacademy
11.11.10 | Id rather spend an evening giving birth |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | That can be arrenged, cad. Say, what's your favorite wine? |
Inveigh
11.11.10 | Fair enough. I think we all owe confederate sympathizers an apology |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | You don't need to "love" your fellow man, just back the fuck off.
I mean, no one should be able to tell anyone how they should live their lives, as long as they don't harm in any direct way any other being. |
Curse.
11.11.10 | Why would Satan punish those who do stuff he likes? I firmly believe Hell is actually a huge rager and God was jealous because Heaven is full of lame prudes so he made up a bunch of propaganda. |
BigHans
11.11.10 | Thats what Satan wants you to think. |
BigHans
11.11.10 | ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE |
Curse.
11.11.10 | "Thats what Satan wants you to think."
Then why would he play up the fire and punishment shit? I think he just wants to keep his party on the DL |
BigHans
11.11.10 | The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. |
Curse.
11.11.10 | Thanks Kevin Spacey |
Oceanus
11.11.10 | That's pretty lame, Lakes. Just be strong, eh? |
Baphomet
11.11.10 | The Devil and God are Raging inside this thread. |
Athom
11.11.10 | usual suspects itt |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | Im gonna see all my friends and more in hell so it should be a raging fucking party. Tea with Hitler, arm wrestling with Danzig, an orgy with Cleopatra and Queen Hatesheput, playing catch with OJ. Damn this sounds like fun. |
Jesuslaves
11.11.10 | fuck the christians.
*leaves* |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | Dont forget Speedballing with John Belushi. |
theacademy
11.11.10 | honestly at least lakes' parents love him enough to make sure he spends his childhood miserable. it's great prep for what it's going to be like for him as an adult. he's going to do very well as that guy who works at the post office that you're only nice to because you're afraid he'll kill you. |
Athom
11.11.10 | "that guy who works at the post office that you're only nice to because you're afraid he'll kill you." that sounds like my dad |
theacademy
11.11.10 | na your dad's pretty chill |
BallsToTheWall
11.11.10 | I get that alot due to my general ominous yet quiet nature. |
theacademy
11.11.10 | I actually get that a lot too due to the post office uniform that i wear all the time. I took from that guy i killed. |
fr33convict
11.11.10 | God doesn't say he hates homosexuals. He says not to act on those lusts. And it's technically a sin, yeah, but all sins are forgiven. Just like premarital sex or getting drunk, or even lusting and wanting to hurt someone. I don't hate people who are gay. It's obviously not a choice. Why would choose a life of abuse? Whoever posted the Gandhi quote up there is very much right. Once Jesus was out of the picture his laws were twisted to suit that of man's wants and desires. The Crusades anyone? |
patroneyes
11.11.10 | 1. GATHER LAKES
2. ???????????????????????????????????
3. PROFIT |
fr33convict
11.11.10 | Let's make Lakes our male prostitute. |
Enotron
11.11.10 | "God doesn't say he hates homosexuals. He says not to act on those lusts. And it's technically a sin, yeah, but all sins are forgiven. Just like premarital sex or getting drunk, or even lusting and wanting to hurt someone."
but that just exemplifies why religion is just a bunch of lulz. |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | nvm
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Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | nvm the link worked
but yeah you like you're ready to diddle a little kid of course |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | but then again look at Lakes, he's just waiting to be taken advantage of.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs455.snc4/49925_1257566473_7382136_n.jpg
and you look a good 4-5 years older than him. |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | LAKES IS A REAL PERSON WUT
sorry always scares me when i find out that sputnikers are real people |
Enotron
11.12.10 | ahahah sea how'd you find that? |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | maybe sea is the real child groomer here |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | lol you guys haven't fugured out that Lakes is actually my little brother yet?
took you long enough, I'm giving up trying to hide it lol |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | dont lie to us like that |
robertsona
11.12.10 | hold on wait nooooo bet they wont even |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | reported |
bailar14
11.12.10 | wait who's gay? |
Enotron
11.12.10 | yr mum enriqeuq |
bailar14
11.12.10 | hawt |
Spec
11.12.10 | Why? |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | "wait lakes knows bitchfork in person"
yeah what rosa said. |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | I just said you LOOK 4-5 years older, chill.
can I get an AMEN? |
Spec
11.12.10 | AMEN! |
Enotron
11.12.10 | access denied to the picture of rosaa
NOOOOOOOOOOO MUST SEEEEE |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | I always imagine Lakes being younger than I am. Is that odd?
Oh, and thirteen more days before birfday. |
Enotron
11.12.10 | AccessDeniedAccess Denied0779137DC0A75AAB4jm5UG+y7a7nXzIhTPNHf/bjaGUYVcA7jBVhkXx/0L03GIiYg2xgf4BGvR3DLpzq
nooooooooooooo i yearn for your face~! |
Enotron
11.12.10 | oh wait
yeah you look like toby mcquire if he liked the color purple and listened to sufjan stevens |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | lololol
that's exactly what I imagine you look like when I argue with you on Chiodos/The Word Alive or whatever threads |
Enotron
11.12.10 | yr shirt and yr pants r purple what ya talkin bout |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | You look like some percussionist at my school, Rob. |
fr33convict
11.12.10 | scene hair on non-scene kids ftw |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | I have that same problem my hair's too straight. |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | "scene hair on non-scene kids ftw"
but Rosa likes some very scene bands what |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | yes, i know you like scene bands bro you don't have to reiterate my point. sorry to sound like a douche, but c'mon, no need to argue we're saying the same thing here. |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | "My hair starts to curl at the ends when it gets long. My hair is a cunt."
Yeah mine doesn't do that and it's a solid two inches longer than yours is in the picture of you in the magenta pants.
Also I am scene. |
Enotron
11.12.10 | erics pretty hot apparently |
liledman
11.12.10 | "You obviously dont know how to interpret that line baphomet. Its not that literal ugh"
bible is like the most fucked up concept album ever that nobody knows the real meaning of |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | : ( |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | rosa you realize im not a hipster in real life. i listen to hipster music sometimes but in real life i exhibit 0 hipster
qualities. i dunno whatever floats ya boat
edit: ya this facebook friend of adam can vouch for his hotness. he made a pretty good-looking hipster hitler for
halloween. nobody tops rudy in terms of cuteness though |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | yeah i actually have only met like 2 hipsters in real life ever im from the most conservative place in the world though and now I go to a catholic university sooooo |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | Eric was born on my half birthday I thought everyone should know that. |
Athom
11.12.10 | Sea is a fucking Adonis. I'm just a semi-hipster/lazy slob with a gut |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | bitchfork can you fb stalk me right now or did you find that from somewhere else? |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | the first. |
Athom
11.12.10 | @rosa whats your email. ill hook you up
edit. i only have gp5 |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | because then you will do satanascreamz |
qwe3
11.12.10 | usual suspects is such a good movie
also baph rules for saying "cad" |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | Eric your face reminds me of Jim Carrey's. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Woher kommen Sie? |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | idk maybe b4k... i've never seen that or gotten that from anyone though... you mean my profile pic? |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | Yeah Sea, and Rosa sorta agreed with me in chat so if you ever go gay trust that it will be a lot harder than Adam suggests. |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | just looked up jim carrey and I see what you mean now : ( haha it actually does kind of look like it in that pic...
and yeah adam flatters me too much haha : p |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | yeah you're like a 6.5-7/10 tbh. |
robertsona
11.12.10 | hgey guyz im bi ^______^ LoL |
SeaAnemone
11.12.10 | I would say that my profile pic is by no means the best of me (rudy strongly preferred the one with my shirt off at the beach), but I appreciate the generous ratings anyway, guys : ) |
klap
11.12.10 | eric stop you're making me blush |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | "hgey guyz im bi ^______^ LoL"
if you've ever talked to me you'd probably be saying i was the biggest homo you've ever met in your life. |
coneren
11.12.10 | oncr i was at a lake and i shit thr lsk so i got kicked ot but dont eorrty thr lakfe as fuine after no big deal do just hmer it |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | lol |
Obfuscation25
11.12.10 | wut |
fr33convict
11.12.10 | wut |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | just fap to redsky it will all be okay |
couldwinarabbit
11.12.10 | I love how this serious list became who is the hottest sputnik user. |
lukempls
11.12.10 | could someone make a sputnik beauty pageant list? |