KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Why does 18 never fucking show up? |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Brutus. THE FUCKING BARBER. Beefcake. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Lol, I almost put him on here. ALMOST. Just for nostalgic reasons. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I love this list. I stopped watching wrestling 12 years ago but fucking loved it back in the day. |
DoubtGin
11.09.10 | Mankind raped everyone else |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | awesome guys on here. not even gonna begin to name all of my old favorites. but bro, The fucking Rock. COME ONNNN |
Curse.
11.09.10 | How the fuck is BILL FUCKING GOLDBERG not on here??? |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | I was trying to make a list of wrestlers and song that reminds me of their on-air personality, but it was fucking impossible. The only two I had dead on were Undertaker(Saint Vitus-I Bleed Black) and the Sandman(obviously). |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | I couldn't stand the Rock. He had charisma, but his in ring skills were fucking pathetic. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | The Ultimate Warrior ftmfw |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | Every match was so much suspense maannnnn
I mean, he'd get his ass kicked, put in some type of hold, almost pass out, then rise from the fucking ashes and dominate.
K. so
Hardy Brothers
Triple H
Rob Van Dam
The Rock
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kane
Chris Benoit
Kurt Angle
Scotty 2 Hotty
The guy with the mop
Golddust
Edge
Chris Jericho
The Undertaker
The Big Show
and probably a shit ton more.
also, any of the active ones are probably really, really gay now. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Ugh, the Big Show |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | he was so cool back in the day |
xfearbefore
11.09.10 | I help run the WrestleZone forums, been a wrestling fan since I was 6 years old. Decent list, but you're dead ass wrong about the Rock not having in-ring skills, that's so incredibly false in every way dude.
It's also pretty funny that you shit on The Rock, yet list the fucking Sandman on your list. Literally the single worst "wrestler", ever. An autistic dog with one leg has better in-ring skills. |
bloc
11.09.10 | No kidding I watch WWE like every week now, it's so fun. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | yeah but the sandman is a drunk asshole, which makes him totally fucking awesome.
same with stone cold. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "I help run the WrestleZone forums, been a wrestling fan since I was 6 years old. Decent list, but you're dead ass wrong about the Rock not having in-ring skills, that's so incredibly false in every way dude.
It's also pretty funny that you shit on The Rock, yet list the fucking Sandman on your list. Literally the single worst "wrestler", ever. An autistic dog with one leg has better in-ring skills. "
Yeah, but Sandman did tons of shit that the Rock wouldn't do. Plus, he was much more entertaining to watch. The Rock was a pretty boy who got by mostly on his charisma. The Sandman was just like you and me, and didn't mind getting his hands dirty or having his head cracked open for sheer entertainment. |
Curse.
11.09.10 | bloc me too, every fucking monday.
Chris Jericho was the man in his prime |
bloc
11.09.10 | When is Triple H coming back, God damn it. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | I remember when I was about 16 going to an ECW event at the old Parker Playhouse near downtown Ft. Lauderdale. The final match that night was Sandman vs. Rhino. After Rhino entered the ring, they started playing Enter Sandman, and the lights went out. About 10 seconds into the song, the lights turned on, and the Sandman was standing about 10 feet away from me with an unopened beer in each hand and two more in his pockets. That shit was fucking awesome. |
xfearbefore
11.09.10 | "Yeah, but Sandman did tons of shit that the Rock wouldn't do. Plus, he was much more entertaining to watch. The Rock was a pretty boy who got by mostly on his charisma. The Sandman was just like you and me, and didn't mind getting his hands dirty or having his head cracked open for sheer entertainment."
Um, huh? WHat did the Sandman do that The Rock didn't? Drink a beer and smoke a cigarette and then smash the beer can into his forehead? Hit people with canes? The man literally knew maybe a grand total of 3 wrestling moves, and that might be being generous. One of the absolute worst workers in the history of the business.
More entertaining to watch? I think the millions and millions of people who tuned in to watch the Rock every week versus the 200 people in a bingo hall seeing Sandman wrestle would beg to differ with that statement.
Honestly if you think the Rock sucks you aren't being the least bit objective. Guy had more in-ring skills in his pinky than the Sandman could muster up in 2 decades. |
Curse.
11.09.10 | Randy Orton carries the torch now |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | Tommy Dreamer is such a chubby doucher, js |
bloc
11.09.10 | Orton's a boss, true. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Dude, you need to calm the fuck down. This is just like on the Donnie Darko thread. Stop taking the internet so damn seriously. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | xfearbefore, you are taking wrestling way too seriously |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | I remember watching Randy Orton's father in my early years. I've never watched Randy wrestle, though. |
Winsomniac
11.09.10 | Can you smell what the bloc is cookin'? |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Mick Foley is my all time fave though. SOCKO! |
Curse.
11.09.10 | Randy Orton singlehandedly make the WWE worthwhile.
They need to get off this Nexus shit |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Dude, when he was Cactus Jack, that was my favorite wrestler as a kid, right behind Sting. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | We used to have royal rumbles in the lounge in the dorms in college. One time my best friend put me in the Mandible Claw when I wasn't looking, because I was trying to put the SharpShooter on someone else. That shit fucking hurts. |
liketotallydude
11.09.10 | the man with 1000 moves (some shit like that) Dean Malenko! |
bloc
11.09.10 | He's kinda getting predictable in his matches though, scoop slam, DDT, ends with an RKO.
But hell, screw the actual wrestling; the storylines are honestly my favourite part. |
Deviant.
11.09.10 | Used to watch it a little bit back in the day, really only liked Sting despite the fact that he was blatantly ripping off The Crow |
liketotallydude
11.09.10 | damn no ravishing rick rude? LOL! |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | but bloc, the storylines havent been good at all in like 6 years |
Curse.
11.09.10 | "But hell, screw the actual wrestling; the storylines are honestly my favourite part."
fucking this |
bloc
11.09.10 | They can be corny these days, but it's like watch a soap opera with a lot of violence. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "damn no ravishing rick rude? LOL!"
Lol, he came very close to making it.
"Used to watch it a little bit back in the day, really only liked Sting despite the fact that he was blatantly ripping off The Crow"
Dude, before that stage, he was much more colorful and was the best at pandering to the crowd. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | is Rick Flair on here? My buddy was a three time state wrestling champion and put me in a Figure 4 Leg Lock because I said the shit was fake. Fucking A that one hurt too. |
Deviant.
11.09.10 | "Dude, before that stage, he was much more colorful and was the best at pandering to the crowd"
Wasn't he some kind of surfer dude? |
liketotallydude
11.09.10 | lol dude use to crack me up back in the day. Needs some Val Venis. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "But hell, screw the actual wrestling; the storylines are honestly my favourite part."
Really? That shit fucking bores the fuck outta me. It's okay to do interviews(Ted Dibiase was the best at it) but from what I've seen lately(very little over the past 10-12 years), they rely too much on storylines rather than wrestling, i.e. John Cena(fucking terrible). |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | You thought that was fake Hans? Lol. My fucking dad put that on me when I was like 10. Traumatizing shit right there. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Yeah, Dev. The Stinger Splash, the Scorpion Deathlock..... I might have to switch 1 and 2. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | THe Figure 4 is legit. And Rick Flair is from Minnesota bitches |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | I'll admit that when I was in my mid to late teens, I participated in a few spontaneous backyard brawls. We would weaken some wooden tables we'd find at a junkyard that was nearby and have table matches lol |
bloc
11.09.10 | I know what you mean though, all the brands are REALLY heavy on storylines now.
And I seriously wonder how much some of these submission moves hurt. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Where did xfearbefore go? I was hoping he'd flip out again like he did on the Donnie Darko thread. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | the walls of jericho would hurt like a bitch, if applied properly. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | And I seriously wonder how much some of these submission moves hurt.
^ well, have somebody strong put you in the figure 4 or the Sharpshooter sometime. Oh, and Sgt. Slaughter's Camel Clutch hurts like a bitch. |
Curse.
11.09.10 | "They can be corny these days, but it's like watch a soap opera with a lot of violence."
That is how I explain it to people. Are you sure you aren't my doppleganger bloc? Only Raw's storylines are fucking worth anything these days though, the Undertaker-Kane storyline wore out its welcome six months ago |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "That is how I explain it to people. Are you sure you aren't my doppleganger bloc? Only Raw's storylines are fucking worth anything these days though, the Undertaker-Kane storyline wore out its welcome six months ago"
They're doing that shit again? Fuck, they did that when I was a freshman in high school. |
bloc
11.09.10 | Haha, I agree Raw has been doing much better with the storylines. I'm liking this NXT thing they have going but I am thinking it's going to come to an end/change drastically within the next PPV.
That Lebell Lock looks nasty as hell. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | They need to drop 90% of the storylines and just get back to wrestling. |
Curse.
11.09.10 | the lebell lock is scary as shit. The Walls of jericho would hurt but is so easy to get out of |
xfearbefore
11.09.10 | "Dude, you need to calm the fuck down. This is just like on the Donnie Darko thread. Stop taking the internet so damn seriously."
I'm perfectly calm, not sure why you'd think otherwise. Isn't the point of these lists to spark conversation? Is that not what I'm doing?
It's actually kind of funny how every time I try to have a conversation with someone on this website, they respond with "internet srs business" memes. Shit's actually hilarious. |
Maniac!
11.09.10 | FUCK YES 1!!!!!!! |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | ""Dude, you need to calm the fuck down. This is just like on the Donnie Darko thread. Stop taking the internet so damn seriously."
I'm perfectly calm, not sure why you'd think otherwise. Isn't the point of these lists to spark conversation? Is that not what I'm doing?
It's actually kind of funny how every time I try to have a conversation with someone on this website, they respond with "internet srs business" memes. Shit's actually hilarious. "
Or maybe it's the fact that whenever someone disagrees with you, you post a 10 page long rant about why that person is wrong, despite the fact that this list is solely based on opinion. As I said, calm down, you're taking this shit(internet AND wrestling) way too seriously. |
xfearbefore
11.09.10 | Didn't realize three paragraphs was now considered 10 pages long. I'll remember in the future to dumb my shit down to an elementary school reading level for you next time.
Lol man, how am I taking this too seriously? By having a conversation? I'm bored, ain't got shit to do, so I thought I'd respond to a list that's relevant to my interests. I'll remember in the future never to attempt an intelligent discussion with you again, everytime I attempt to you flip out and try to change the subject. |
Curse.
11.09.10 | btw Edge's spear is an abomination compared to the greatness of the Goldberg spear |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | "Didn't realize three paragraphs was now considered 10 pages long. I'll remember in the future to dumb my shit down to an elementary school reading level for you next time.
Lol man, how am I taking this too seriously? By having a conversation? I'm bored, ain't got shit to do, so I thought I'd respond to a list that's relevant to my interests. I'll remember in the future never to attempt an intelligent discussion with you again, everytime I attempt to you flip out and try to change the subject."
Lol, bro, you're hilarious. Keep it up, you're proving me correct. |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | I'd rather watch someone hit someone else with a cane than watch a guy drop the most elementary elbow in the middle of the ring. |
Deathcar
11.10.10 | Love me some WWE, it's good fun, though nothing like what it was in it's prime. Randy Orton ftw. If you want to watch some stuff with decent wrestling, and not too much talking you should check out some Ring of Honor. Stuff's gold. And damned brutal, some of the submission holds/kicks are legit. Davey Richards, best wrestler in the world right now. |
Curse.
11.10.10 | I have the entire elimination chamber set. it rules. |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | I've checked it out. I saw Steve Corino on there once and it was pretty decent.
Anyone remember the WSX shit on MTV a few years back? |
nickobretto
11.10.10 | Davey Richards, best wrestler in the world right now. [2]
;) |
Winsomniac
11.10.10 | Ughhh. So I was scrolling down to threadwhore some more when all of a sudden...
Lesra - (album) FFS NO TIME FOR NEW MUSIC LATELY FAAAAACCCKKK |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | threadwhore? |
xfearbefore
11.10.10 | Davey is definitely up there nickobretto, for sure. He'd make my top five current workers in the world for sure. I'm more into puroresu than American wrestling though so I'd probably list a few guys like Prince Devitt and Hiroshi Tanahashi above Davey, but only just barely. Davey and Danielson are tied probably for the best American worker in the world right now. Saw a show earlier this year in Cali for the PWG promotion where the main event was Davey vs. Kenny Omega, holyshitballs one of the greatest matches I've ever had the honor to witness, like five star stuff.
Oh and KG I left you a message on your profile. Sorry for being dickish, I get that way when I haven't smoked for awhile. You like hardcore, wrestling, and the Celtics so I see no reason we can't get along. |
FreePizzaDay
11.10.10 | A week or so ago I was flipping through channels and Pee Wee Herman was on and talking shit. The storylines have gone wayyy downhill; and I don't remember them being that great to begin with. |
xfearbefore
11.10.10 | Ha yeah Pee Wee was on as the "guest host", which is just some bullshit promotional tie-in with the USA network they've been doing since last year. They have a celeb show up, do like a 15 minute segment, plug whatever their new movie/album/TV show/whatever is, and then leave. Yeah Raw is definitely not the place to look for quality storylines, it's become a bit of a joke. Smackdown on the other hand usually just focuses on wrestling, and is an awesome show, less bullshit and a whole lot more quality in-ring action. |
TMobotron
11.10.10 | dude, the rock was by far the most overall entertaining wrestler ever. sure a lot of that was based on his charisma, but it's not really important what made him entertaining, the fact is he was the most lovable and fun to watch wrestler, there's no reason at all to watch now that he's done. |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | Where is Andre The Giant?
Classic
But where is the Boogyman?
He was the best!! |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | I'll give you Andre the Giant, but who the fuck is the boogyman? |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | jk
It was that gimmick wrestler that wore red face paint and had all the smoke and clocks.
He was suppose to scare all the other wrestlers by eating worms and stuff.
He was a gimmick, but he was pretty unique and awesome. |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | Google him. |
KevinGarnett
11.10.10 | I just did, and that might've been them ost pathetic excuse for a gimmick in wrestling.
Wait, I forgot about the Kiss Demon.... |
bloc
11.10.10 | Umaga (or however you spell it)? |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | Oh yeah, he was sweet.
A thumb to the throat from him would hurt. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Hell yeah on 2. |
liketotallydude
11.10.10 | Papa Shango was entertaining....when he cast a "voodoo" spell on the ultimate warrior and UW starting "vomiting" all over the place as they took him to the hospital. LOL |
FreePizzaDay
11.10.10 | lololololololololo |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Lol papa shango. I haven't heard that in a long time. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Goldust Val Venus wtf bro.
And GOLDBERGGGGGGGGGG GOLDBERGGGGGGGGGGGGG GOLDBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
Prolapse
11.10.10 | me and my friends watch wrestling all the time and then reenact in in my back garden every friday |
Hawks
11.10.10 | I used to watch wrestling every day when I was younger and I agree, it sucks ass now. Way too many new people that fuck it all up. I used to watch all the shit from the 80's up to the late 90's when it was still good. Fuck yeah for having The Undertaker at 1 and Sting at 2. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Not just Sting, but Sting before he went all Brandon Lee on us. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Gangrel. Lights went off and people came up covered in blood. One time however it failed and we were introduced to the hardy boys.
Hardys > all. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | Chambered his name was Gangrel. Damn Balls beat me to it. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | His entrance music was the shit. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Yeah, I remember that. The Brood.
Edge
Christian
Gangrel
And someone else, I forget who, though. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | That was before Edge and Christian went gay on everyone. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Already gay to begin with. Chris Benoit was beast. RIP |
Hawks
11.10.10 | Dude Chambered me and my best friend did the exact same thing. We had those Bashin Brawlers things and we would wrestle them all the time lol. We were obssessed. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | That's so weird because we did the same things haha. Those were some good times. I even had a bunch of little wrestling action figures and a ring and an entrance way. We would play with that shit all day. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | I hadthe cage too. And figures. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | As I said earlier, we used to find tables at a nearby junkyard, weaken them a bit(break them underneath so the break didn't show) and have table matches. It was dangerous and stupid, but that's how you have fun in the white ghetto. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | We just set up some stolen yoga mats. We'd find tables, chairs, anything we could find that would hurt and make it more realistic. There's no telling how many concussions we suffered at the hands of our own stupidity. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Yeah me and my friends used to drop the gloves all the time for the hell of things. Legitimate wrestling on street. We had steel garbage cans so we slammed them at each other with them and threw them into it. People's elbow, etc. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I remember one time we found a bunch of really thin plywood boards and used those. I had pieces of wood in my back that night that hurt like a fucking bitch. |
TomServo
11.10.10 | "btw Edge's spear is an abomination compared to the greatness of the Goldberg spear"
Curseworship, me and a buddy of mine had this exact same conversation when we happened to flip by smackdown last week. Edge does that move like he doesn't want to get hurt or something.
Oh yeah, and I'm surprised the topic hasn't come up of how TNA is so similar to to WCW it's insane. Pick up all the old wrestlers, have similar presentaion style and have Eric Bischoff running shit.
Now I haven't seen it as much lately but I know when I checked it out they had Hogan, Nash, Sting, Scott Hall, and a few other guys I can't remember. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | Big Van Vader |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I've never watched TNA, so I wouldn't know, Tom. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | I haven't watched a lot of TNA, but if it's similar to WCW then maybe I need to start watching it. WCW was so much better than WWF(E) it's unbelievable. |
FromDaHood
11.10.10 | HELL YEAH UNDERTAKER
My Art teacher's uncle is The Iron Sheik, which is pretty damn cool. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | Wrestling sucks so bad new, I used to like it a lot. Also, the Hardyz ftw :p |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | To be honest, I don't remember ever actually seeing the Hardy's wrestle. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | I think that was after our time Pit |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I think you're right. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | haha tbh ive barely ever seen anyone in the wwe the past 30 years "wrestle". The Hardys put on a good show. They were always exciting to watch, back in the "Attitude" era that is |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_z20J9Tfs4 |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Vince McMahon |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | When he started wrestling, I tuned out quickly. |
Hawks
11.10.10 | I fucking hate Vince McMahon. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | Shane McMahon was quite worse lol |
bloc
11.10.10 | He has an odd walk |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Stephanie McMahon fapfap. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Vince McMahon ruined everything his father created and worked for, IMO |
heyadam
11.10.10 | I think Vicki Guerrero was 10x worse than Stephanie McMahon. Completely shat on the Guerrero legacy with the new bit with Vicki |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | When I was about 13 I went to an independent wrestling show at a jewish center in plantation, florida, and got to meet both Chavo and Eddie Guerrero. They were two of the nicest guy/celebrities I've ever met. They posed for pictures and stood and talked with just a friend of mine and I for a good 20 minutes. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | Thats awesome man, your lucky. They seemed real down-to-earth just from all the interviews and press conferences I've seen |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Yeah, they were. Up until recently, I hadn't watched wrestling in a good 10-12 years. Whenever there's nothing else on, if I flip to a channel and find it, I'll check it out for a bit. When I heard Eddie Guerrero died, I was genuinely really sad. Class act, all the way. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | Yeah for sure, and wrestling sucks terribly bad right now. |
xfearbefore
11.10.10 | The reason Edge's spear sucks is because the guy's torn his body to pieces with injuries over the years. He's still good in the ring though.
Wrestling definitely doesn't suck right now, if you know where to look. But shit the in-ring product right now is leagues above the in-ring product of the old Attitude era. |
liketotallydude
11.10.10 | Lol papa shango. I haven't heard that in a long time.
Remember when he was Kama? When he had that beef with the undertaker and paul bearer. He melted the undertakers urn and all of sudden the undertakerlost all of his "supernatural powers" haha!! Then PB betrayed to taker to be on kama's side and shit lol shit was hilarious. Then he was the godfather or some shit like that "the HOOOOOOOEEEEEE TTTTTRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!" LOL! |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Is the original Kane the Kane I saw the other night? The one without the mask and no top? Because he looks 20 times thicker than I remember. That dude was a beast, but now he just looks like a flat out monster. |
heyadam
11.10.10 | yeah both Kane has been one wrestler since the characters existence |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Wow..... he just looks a lot bigger now. Wasn't he in some horror flick I saw not too long ago on USA or something? |
heyadam
11.10.10 | yeah I think it was called "See No Evil". I haven't seen it, is it good? and yeah man its the same guy. He probably looks bigger cause he doesn't wear a shirt or anything and there's no mask or fake hair |
heyadam
11.10.10 | yeah I think it was called "See No Evil". I haven't seen it, is it good? and yeah man its the same guy. He probably looks bigger cause he doesn't wear a shirt or anything and there's no mask or fake hair |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | True. I remember it being okay. Typical post-80's slasher flick. Bloody, gory, but not very suspenseful, and that's how I like my horror flicks. |
