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Top 15 Man Crushes In Music

The top 15 dudes from bands that I would totally have gay sex with.
15mc chris
mc chris is dead

mc chris - Such a high-pitched voice that people within earshot would think
I'm having sex with a woman.
14Animals As Leaders
Animals As Leaders

Tosin Abasi - 8 strings of sex
Love Metal

Ville Valo - Probably the most gentle lover ever.
12Maps and Atlases
You and Me and The Mountain

Dave Davison - I would let that indie beard do anything to me.
11Queens Of The Stone Age
Songs For The Deaf

Josh Homme - A damn good lookin ginger
10Gogol Bordello
Super Taranta

Eugene Hutz - This would be the sweatiest, stinkiest sex ever.
9Pierce The Veil
Selfish Machines

Vic Fuentes - I imagine sex with Vic would be very similar to sex with Haley
Williams. What a cute little scene fag :)
8System Of A Down

Serj Tankian - Exotic
7Coheed and Cambria
From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness

Claudio Sanchez - Science fiction dirty talk
6Rx Bandits
...And The Battle Begun

Steve Choi - Cute little asian man
5The Aquabats

MC Bat Commander - Gotta luv the sharpie mustache
4Bad Rabbits
Stick Up Kids

Dua Boakye - Sexy black man with a falsetto that will bring you to your knees
3Foxy Shazam
Foxy Shazam

Sky White - As you can see I have a thing for beards and Sky has the most
epic one.
Purple Rain

Prince - I'm pretty sure Prince makes it into the top 5 of every man and
woman's "celebrities I want to have sex with the most" list.
Ultra Beatdown

Herman Li - Seriously, who wouldn't want to do the greatest musician to
ever walk the Earth?
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