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The Sputnik Survival Guide

How to survive on SputnikMusic.
1Converge
Jane Doe


In the case of any argument, make sure you prove you have the biggest ego.
He who possesses it will one day rule Sputnik.
2Brand New
The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me


Closed mindedness is a necessity. Those with an open mind will be weeded out,
tied up and dipped in a vat of boiling hot oil.
3Opeth
Blackwater Park


If you are a new user or a user people don't like, stick to one list a day. If you
are an old user or a well liked one, make as many as you want.
4Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To


Don't under any circumstances interact with intothepit, euphoricdystopia or any
of pits alt accounts. Just don't.
5Deftones
White Pony


Don't start Religious arguments... Seriously, they're just annoying.
6Radiohead
Kid A


Don't Feed the Trolls! You will see many lists called "Best Grind Bands" that
feature The Devil Wears Prada, Miss May I etc. Just ignore them until that
specific troll account gets banned or gives up.
7Tool
Lateralus


Make frequent circle jerk lists and tell the world which users you have wet
dreams about every night. That will keep you on their good side... Unless it's
wet dreams about Enrique, that's just normal.
8Isis
Panopticon


Page breaks are not cool
Don't do them.
9Defeater
Lost Ground


Don't review bands like A Day To Remember, Nickelback, Avenged Sevenfold,
Etc and give them high ratings. No matter how valid your points are, you will
quickly receive at least 4 negs.
10Modern Life Is War
Witness


Listen to all the albums listed.
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