What Your Street Fighter Main Says About You
You play SSFIV. Who doesn't? Ever wondered what your choice of a
main character says about you. Well wonder no more!!! |
| 1 |  | Tyler The Creator
Bastard
Ryu: You're the type of person that beat Mortal Kombat 4 using Tanya's
Corkscrew kick over and over. When you play madden, you pick whichever
team has the best offense, yet you're the first one to call someone else
cheap |
| 2 |  | Earl Sweatshirt
EARL
Ken: You would've picked Ryu, but ken had the cooler ultras, right? |
| 3 |  | Ol' Dirty Bastard
Return To The 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version
Zangief: L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1. Why study when you can
cheat? And if you get caught cheating, make sure to blame it on everyone
other than yourself |
| 4 |  | Bruce Haack
The Electric Lucifer
Guile: You masquerade your lack of offense as if it's superb defense, but in
reality, when someone figures you out, you'll go right back to spamming
sonic booms |
| 5 |  | Joy Division
Closer
Balrog: Hey. Did you know that Balrog was based on Mike Tyson? I'm
guessing you didn't, because Mike actually had offensive skills |
| 6 |  | Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures
M. Bison: You most likely have personal space issues. It's fun to talk trash
half a room away from someone, but when they get face to face, your
demeanor changes very quickly |
| 7 |  | Main Source
Breaking Atoms
Cammy: You aren't really that good a fighting games, but you figure you
can distract other players with Cammy's glorious ass, this surprisingly
works more than you expected it to |
| 8 |  | GZA
Liquid Swords
Sagat: Combos? You're kidding right? You can't possibly expect for me to
remember more than 4 moves |
| 9 |  | Wu-Tang Clan
Wu-Tang Forever
C. Viper: You're either A. Just trying to make up for the fact that you have
no life by showing off the fact that you can pull off tough combos, or B.
you're upset that R. Mika wasn't in SFIV, and just went with the character
with the next biggest tits |
| 10 |  | Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Sakura: You would main Ryu or Makoto, but they're too old for you to find
sexually attractive |
| 11 |  | Tech N9ne
Anghellic
Fei Long: You love Bruce Lee, you aren't gay, but you might make an
exception for him. Why else would you main this horrible excuse for a
fighter? |
| 12 |  | Wu-Tang Clan
The W
Akuma - Spamming, Zoning, Spacing? You say tomato, I say tomahto |
| 13 |  | Wire
154
Gen: We get it, dude. Tiers don't exist. Now stop, wipe away your
ragetears and play with someone else |
| 14 |  | Don Caballero
American Don
Rose: You are probably fairly young, and obsessed with being
nonconformist. You'll waste days of playing time learning how to main a
terrible fighter simply because you're too hardcore to main a shoto... Which
is for preppies |
| 15 |  | Battles
Mirrored
Dan: You were bullied in high school and had a chip on your shoulder ever
since. When you beat the crap out of a Sagat player, you weep tears or
glory while the end of rudy plays in your head |
| 16 |  | Public Image Ltd.
Metal Box
Gouken: Yes.... All the other Shotos are cheap, but your Back throw into
Forbidden Shoryuken is totally legit |
| 17 |  | Can
Ege Bamyasi
Juri: you A. have a thing for crazy, annoying, slutty girls or B. just like
spamming the pinwheel |
| 18 |  | Ministry
The Land of Rape and Honey
Dudley: You quote anchorman. You probably like youtube poop and listen to
Justin Bieber "Ironically". If the king from the Zelda CD-I games were in
Street Fighter, you'd main him in a second, even if he was dan tier. Or
either this, or you genuinely have more dignity than Balrog mains |
| 19 |  | XTC
Skylarking
Cody: You've become bored of normal shotos. Rocks > Fireballs |
| 20 |  | The Feelies
Crazy Rhythms
Seth: You were tricked into maining him because you thought you could
take the easy route by maining a boss character. Then when you found out
Controllable Seth is nerfed and You aren't maining Gill 2.0, you decided to
tough it out and learn him anyway, so you don't look stupid |
| 21 |  | Tears For Fears
Songs From The Big Chair
Guy: who cares if my moves are boring and you're an average person, you
like ninjas that wear sneakers |
| 22 |  | Roy Ayers
Everybody Loves the Sunshine
Chun-Li: You're a perv, and a button masher |
| 23 |  | Fela Kuti
Expensive Shit
Dhalsim: Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport |
| 24 |  | Kyuss
Wretch
Rufus: You probably don't need to buy that much shit to go to comiccon as
Rufus |
| 25 |  | Patton Oswalt
Werewolves and Lollipops
Makoto: You still think SF3: 3rd Strikes tiers are the same in SSFIV |
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