crazyblinddude
07.10.10 | the review by john anderton for emmure's felony is pretty awesome imo. |
Poet
07.10.10 | not enough Gunther |
H61
07.10.10 | good list |
Dryden
07.10.10 | any brand new review thats a 3 or up is a funny one |
Maniac!
07.10.10 | MJ you need to start being entertaining again. |
Zoo
07.10.10 | 5 put me on the floor |
Slum
07.10.10 | I remember when you were interesting |
Maniac!
07.10.10 | "besides, i'm not looking to entertain any of you. if you think i'm boring, that's your problem. i'm not out here just to amuse people. i am on a mission from God"
No. You're here to entertain us and swim in your own ego. You are damn good at it too. Now entertain us, bitch. |
Maniac!
07.10.10 | Of course, I was kidding. |
crowing51
07.10.10 | yea that emmure review was pretty fucking funny |
0ctahedronzz
07.10.10 | The review of Emmure's "Felony." |
MrHotMoms
07.10.10 | 1. christian coffee shop
2. channing's "hate culture" review
3. rest |
Hyperion1001
07.10.10 | List is missing this little gem. Funniest review i've read thus far.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=37188 |
Ulsufyring
07.10.10 | oh cool i got a nod from MJ |
Yordy
07.10.10 | I just read 1 in its entirety, and have been laughing to the point of tears since the first paragraph. |
ziroth
07.10.10 | list fail for putting yourself on it |
ziroth
07.10.10 | 1 is correct though |
ninjuice
07.10.10 | http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/stevo_hunter423/Picture3.jpg
Snagged that before the obvious deletion.
Also:
"I'm not a fan of Crunk Core. I'm not. Most of you reading this will see the rating i've given this album and think; What a troll. You probably think this whole thing is one BIG JOKE. Well prepare; It's not.
Brokencyde brought a new air of fresh dissident to this broken genre. I think that's the point of their name; they are out to kill the broken aspects of Crunk Core and deliver something beautiful the scene.
Everything about them, from the enormous talent of Phat J, to the swooning and sometimes altoghether glorious voice SE7EN, brokencyde just isn't messing around. And it's not just musical talent either; the tracks are composed with an almost Tool like dedication to progression.
The album's high point, "Still Waiting 4 U", features some of the greatest lines in the history of lyrics - "Until i hit the surface, so f&%$ the pain f$&* the past and f%$& your new friend i don't want nothing to do with what you're doing"
This line reminds us that music is sometimes poetic, with lines seemingly ripped straight from Shakespeare's mouth.
The fact remains that there is just too much to cover in this one review, and brokencyde remains the greatest band ever. Their debut album will forever be remembered as THE defining album of the 21st century, one that touched the hearts of millions and shaped a genre we all know and love......" |
Poet
07.10.10 | loooooooooool forgot about the Brokencyde one |
masterofcum
07.10.10 | prettay sure ma harvymilk review is bettr than all these |
eternium
07.10.10 | ^^^
I was going to mention the Harvey Milk review. Good Will Towards Men. |
masterofcum
07.10.10 | aww u qtpie ^__^ |
Alameda
07.22.10 | needs moar caleb mcalpine and attack attack |
TheBloodTypo
07.28.10 | 10 made me cry. Who the hell approved that? |
luci
07.28.10 | I miss MJ |
BallsToTheWall
07.28.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=10383 |
Raz0rGrind23
09.07.10 | I can't get to 10!!!! Where the hell is that one? lol |
Animosity
02.26.11 | needs the harvey milk review for courtesy and good will towards men
it is a classic in its own right
|
Scoot
02.26.11 | needs more channing's review of william control
edit: beaten |
theacademy
02.26.11 | honestly progmaster's original review is insanely hilarious... he deserves to be on here not me |
theacademy
02.26.11 | also all of rembrandt's reviews were shit |
taxidermist
02.26.11 | 9 is fucking hilarious. |
theacademy
08.26.11 | revised list:
1. christian coffee shop
2. hat's off to you, btbam
3. channing's "hate culture" review
4. rest |
Detriment2
08.26.11 | "ok so i know this is my second list of the day..."
well what the fuck, what excuse could you possibly have for making a second one when the limit is clearly one per day?
"...but fuck you."
oh, ok. its cool. |
bigmoon
08.26.11 | civil war porn |
Aids
08.26.11 | awesome list, even if including your own is pretty dumb |
cirq
08.26.11 | my reviews suck |
Hyperbore
08.26.11 | 8 is great but his review for Revolver is much funnier. |
bigmoon
08.26.11 | metallicaman8's concept reviews |