PearlDrummer20
06.15.10 | that's actually pretty cool of you to do that. I would say I am an asshole, but the fact is is that I'm not. |
SCREAM!
06.15.10 | Hahahahaha fuck that shit |
Nikkolae
06.15.10 | but what happens when your happy being an asshole? |
shrapnel
06.15.10 | "I am an asshole, and for being one I may have lost the most amazing girl in the world"
been there |
Baphomet
06.15.10 | I like to torture little kids and set fire to things when people are not looking. And for that, I am and asshole. |
eternium
06.15.10 | My name is eternium and I am an asshole. |
YouAreMySilence
06.15.10 | there we go. |
Counterfeit
06.15.10 | My name is Countefeit, and I am an asshole. And I'm proud of it. |
Counterfeit
06.15.10 | Counterfeit* |
OhCaptain
06.15.10 | My name is OhCaptain and you guys are all assholes. |
SCREAM!
06.15.10 | why thank you captain |
Nikkolae
06.15.10 | my name is nikkolae and i like to fuck assholes |
coneren
06.15.10 | I'm nice |
Yazz_Flute
06.15.10 | I'm an ass man. |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | Without trying to sound like an ass, what's the point of apologising on the internet? |
Baphomet
06.15.10 | We don't apologize! We are assholes! |
SCREAM!
06.15.10 | Hence my first comment deviant man. Also asking the sputnik community to repent from being assholes is like asking a thousand muslims to convert to christianity...aka youll get torn to shreds |
Maniac!
06.15.10 | Maniac! I'm and I'm dyslexic a holeass. |
eternium
06.15.10 | This is why I'm a misanthropist. |
DiceMan
06.15.10 | I'm above apologizing for shit that I wholeheartedly did. |
Relinquished
06.15.10 | misanthropist? lol bro I bet you haven't met a real one. |
eternium
06.15.10 | I haven't met a I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE, FUCK THIS WORLD misanthropist. |
R6Rider
06.15.10 | she probably wasn't worth it anyways. |
foreverendeared
06.15.10 | Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. |
Apollo
06.15.10 | dont apologize, I just finished nailing her and she didnt scream your name once ;-)
jk hope you get her back man |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | "I haven't met a I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE, FUCK THIS WORLD misanthropist. "
There's another kind? |
eternium
06.15.10 | I'm too chill (and pussy) to hurt anyone. |
PearlDrummer20
06.15.10 | My name is pearldrummer20 and i'm an alcoh- oh wait, wrong thing |
Relinquished
06.15.10 | "There's another kind?"
no there isn't |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | Exactly |
Banion
06.15.10 | good attempt |
Dre
06.15.10 | im an asshole |
Nikkolae
06.15.10 | roflmfao to the Team America reference |
SeaAnemone
06.15.10 | my name is Eric, and I'm not an asshole, which is why I still have the most amazing girl in the world. in fact, today my girlfriend was having a horribly horrible day so I bought her flowers and surprised her after work.
(loses the little bit of SputCred he has) |
Enotron
06.15.10 | eric you dog |
eternium
06.15.10 | Sea, now you're an asshole for making me envy you. |
Dre
06.15.10 | If you're a man and you're not an asshole OR Jesus Christ you're a douchebag, douchebag. |
SeaAnemone
06.15.10 | my name is eric, and now im an asshole i guess |
foreverendeared
06.15.10 | hi i'm William Thompson White IV and i'm too far above everyone here to admit i'm an asshole. |
Dre
06.15.10 | you just saved yourself sea
Assholes >>>>> Douchebags |
Satellite
06.15.10 | "Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole." |
tinkrbel
06.15.10 | damn gais stop being assholes |
foreverendeared
06.15.10 | what if i was like, literally, a giant walking asshole. |
like a cat
06.15.10 | hey asshole, making a faglist on sputnik isn't gonna get your girl back. you gotta go to her, apologize for stuff you're not sorry for, make promises you can't keep, and then tell her you love her or something stupid like that.
oh god...
im an asshole. |
tinkrbel
06.15.10 | im an asshole! ur an asshole! hes an asshole! everybodys an asshole! |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | You need to mow that grass off your ass |
Dre
06.15.10 | sup dev |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | Sup syn |
Dre
06.15.10 | awe u 'member |
tinkrbel
06.15.10 | sup assholes |
Deviant.
06.15.10 | Alting or banned? |
SlightlyEpic
06.15.10 | i'm not an asshole i'm a pretty nice guy |
qwe3
06.15.10 | list made me throw up a bit in my mouth |
Bitchfork
06.15.10 | I am not an asshole but people are assholes to me so does that make me the erect phallus or what? |
Bitchfork
06.15.10 | "what if i was like, literally, a giant walking asshole."
you would look like this:
http://images.askmen.com/photos/cobra-starship-odette-yustman-and-michael-stahl-david-visit-mtv/39135.jpg |
Bitchfork
06.15.10 | "but what happens when your happy being an asshole?"
then you look like that last link i posted |
buckfutter
06.15.10 | My name is Nick, and I'm an entreprenurial asshole |
PuddlesPuddles
06.15.10 | I'm not an asshole, but I am not above doing asshole-ish things
Like pranks and shit, if I was a part of it I'd think it was awesome but if I saw someone else do it I'd be like "what a stupid prick" |
Emim
06.15.10 | Banion
06.14.10 good attempt
Asshole. |
buckfutter
06.15.10 | Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
|
Gyromania
06.15.10 | "and that's actually cool Eric. you're probably the one truly nice guy on Sputnik"
pish posh |
Emim
06.15.10 | HEY I GET FLOWERS FOR MY GIRL! It's not my fault her parents think I'm the devil. |
buckfutter
06.15.10 | I got flowers for my girl. Then she put a restraining order on me. I guess some people don't consider staring at her through binoculars "dating" any more. Sheesh |
Schizophrenik
06.15.10 | "I haven't met a I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE, FUCK THIS WORLD misanthropist. "
sup |
foreverendeared
06.15.10 | Dennis Leary. YES |
Bitchfork
06.15.10 | triple post from a faggish asshole itt
large asshole pointing out a faggish asshole's attempts at bumping a potentially funyn thread itt |
