eternium
05.28.10 | Did you hear? |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | Where the pics??? |
eternium
05.28.10 | Go to Paramore's last.fm. |
bloc
05.28.10 | OMG |
Athom
05.28.10 | friend told me about this a couple minutes ago. that angle is not good for her face. |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | Don't care for the face |
Obfuscation24
05.28.10 | I think Im more interested in Paramore now than Ive ever been lol |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | *about the face |
TomServo
05.28.10 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
eternium
05.28.10 | Psh, she's still the cutest girl in music right now, no matter the angle.
Also, TITS. |
TomServo
05.28.10 | oh great now i need a new keyboard because this one is just a mess. |
Ire
05.28.10 | omg |
theacademy
05.28.10 | screen cap or link or gtfo |
Ire
05.28.10 | agreed with brandnewlover6436 |
ziroth
05.28.10 | was better in my head |
theacademy
05.28.10 | ok greatest thing ever |
eternium
05.28.10 | Gentlemen, this is a good day. |
Ire
05.28.10 | I saw too |
Dryden
05.28.10 | YESSSSSS |
Satellite
05.28.10 | Dear god, sorry for questioning your existence. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Btw, I do feel a little bad for her.
Especially considering her Christian reputation that just went down the drain. Obviously she must've sent this to her New Found Glory boyfriend.
Is it possible for someone to have hacked her phone and posted the picture? |
PuddlesPuddles
05.28.10 | Where's her bra? |
Jebull
05.28.10 | Yay! |
bloc
05.28.10 | SAVE PICTURE IN DOCUMENTS
*insert picture here*
FAP LATER |
Dryden
05.28.10 | my tooth pain that was bothing me for the last 3 days has finally left after this |
coneren
05.28.10 | HAHAHAHAHAHA awesome |
ninjuice
05.28.10 | Well that's embarrassing...
also at least half of Sputnik just creamed their pants |
ninjuice
05.28.10 | "Btw, I do feel a little bad for her.
Especially considering her Christian reputation that just went down the drain. Obviously she must've sent this to her New Found Glory boyfriend."
Yeah no kidding. |
hoipolloi
05.28.10 | she seems like a nice girl, i'm a fan |
Satellite
05.28.10 | I don't feel bad for her. Sure, it's embarrassing, but you can't buy this kind of publicity. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Half of Sputnik is fapping to this now.
A quarter will fap later.
The last quarter is gay. |
PuddlesPuddles
05.28.10 | Christians do not have boobs |
Ire
05.28.10 | sputnik community pant creaming events ranked.
1Godspeed Reunite
2Watershed leaks
3Hayley Williams incident
4Fortress leaks
5Michael Jordan MPP review |
klap
05.28.10 | she needs to get a tan |
eternium
05.28.10 | Hey, we've earned this after all the metal deaths that got us depressed. |
eternium
05.28.10 | @klap4music
I personally prefer pale over tan. |
YouAreMySilence
05.28.10 | And there goes Paramore.. I mean as a male i love the pic but really, her career is fucked. |
klap
05.28.10 | i dig it sometimes but not with these lol |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | "I personally prefer pale over tan."
Seconded.
And yeah, I took that photo |
EBTCardMania
05.28.10 | another reason to love the internet |
eternium
05.28.10 | "And yeah, I took that photo"
Right, that's why her left arm is lifted up. |
ziroth
05.28.10 | how the hell is her career fucked? i mean if anything she just got 10,000 people to go and buy a paramore album |
Athom
05.28.10 | she's got cute titties, I could care less about complexion at this point. god just gave me the answer to a question i've been asking for shy over 4 years. |
klap
05.28.10 | c'mon deviant i know you're all about this
http://zanypickle.com/wp-content/gallery/pickle-jar/raver-chick.jpg |
eternium
05.28.10 | Tits have never ruined a career.
Except for teachers and politicians. |
ninjuice
05.28.10 | "how the hell is her career fucked? i mean if anything she just got 10,000 people to go and buy a paramore album"
123 |
ziroth
05.28.10 | tits don't ruin things penises do |
bloc
05.28.10 | "And yeah, I took that photo"
I lost |
Satellite
05.28.10 | Quit slapping god in the face by complaining about her complexion, guys. |
Dryden
05.28.10 | life is good |
klap
05.28.10 | i think i was the only one complaining haha |
Athom
05.28.10 | i need a cigarette... |
Baphomet
05.28.10 | HOLY SHIT
I didn't see this one coming. |
Satellite
05.28.10 | Sierra Kusterbeck, your move. |
Cerbyrus
05.28.10 | holy tits |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | "Right, that's why her left arm is lifted up. "
Was joking obviously. But seriously, who wished on an airplane last night? |
eternium
05.28.10 | Looks like redskyformiles just had sex with the picture. |
EBTCardMania
05.28.10 | now on to the second question
shaved or not |
Satellite
05.28.10 | Oh, then stop being gay Rudy. ;) |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Oh Hayley. You're scaring the shit out of my Paramore loving friends. |
eternium
05.28.10 | "shaved or not"
If we found that out.. I think me and my buddy would need CPR. |
ziroth
05.28.10 | firecrotch |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | "c'mon deviant i know you're all about this
http://zanypickle.com/wp-content/gallery/pickle-jar/raver-chick.jpg"
You have that saved on your comp. don't you? |
Satellite
05.28.10 | "But seriously, who wished on an airplane last night?"
Deviant wins thread. |
EBTCardMania
05.28.10 | idk man something tells me she's got a full blown bush
and I'm cool with it |
EBTCardMania
05.28.10 | http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/47046643/Paramore+tumblr_l340m3Rvmz1qzgeemo1_500.jpg |
eternium
05.28.10 | LOL NICKLEBACK. |
bloc
05.28.10 | Red carpet |
klap
05.28.10 | haha bro thats my getup whenever i go out on the town |
Athom
05.28.10 | holy shit food stamp dude. that's now my profile pic |
Deviant.
05.28.10 | Just add glo bracelets and wings, right?
But seriously, pale>tan
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OOZEH8YmBL8/SwS0N2rwAyI/AAAAAAAAB1g/KeJgbnPaFsY/s1600/anne-hathaway-stills23.jpg |
Dryden
05.28.10 | printing this out and hanging it on my wall |
Baphomet
05.28.10 | i neEed t0 learm how tto tyupe wIth myy lefgt handf |
EBTCardMania
05.28.10 | this be someguest
niggaz banned me again |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Bahahahaha what a great thread. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Did you post a nude pic too? |
coneren
05.28.10 | HAHA fuck Redsky |
theacademy
05.28.10 | "i neEed t0 learm how tto tyupe wIth myy lefgt handf"
made me lol |
eternium
05.28.10 | This whole thing has made me lol.
Sputnik just made it even better. |
Ire
05.28.10 | megadeth101 |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | You should see absolutepunk.net. Holy fuck is it exploding there. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Think of all the people asleep right now and missing out until tomorrow. |
Satellite
05.28.10 | This is a night that will forever live in Sputnik lore. I feel privileged to be here. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | I may never sleep. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Your arm will eventually get tired and you'll sleep then. |
Dryden
05.28.10 | k so my dicks prob dead for a week after wanking this hard |
Ire
05.28.10 | 4chan is sore |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | I've built up a lot of endurance in my arm over the years. It shall not fail me now. |
Comatorium.
05.28.10 | This is indeed a night that will live in sputnik infamy... i am proud to be here. |
eternium
05.28.10 | I'm proud to be the first one to post something about it. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | That makes you God for a week. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Orly? |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Yes. I am yours to command. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Go get some paramoar nudes. Somehow, someway. That is my first commandment. |
Comatorium.
05.28.10 | Predict comments to be in the 200s before this is over. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Yessir!
Wonder if that hacker has facebook... |
eternium
05.28.10 | Keep this shit on the homepage for 24 hours. |
Dryden
05.28.10 | her tits have entered |
fr33convict
05.28.10 | Her career is probably fucked. Huge shame, the band was great.
And now my arm and dick are sore lol |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | No way her career is fucked. It's just boobs. And she's so damn popular. She'll be fine. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Career is not fucked.
The only people who will not like her anymore are the big Christians. |
Satellite
05.28.10 | HOW is her career fucked? Apart from the embarrassment she's feeling now, this will only benefit her. |
fr33convict
05.28.10 | Sorry I didn't mean music career I meant her good christian image, like said above somewhere :O |
eternium
05.28.10 | I said that lol.
Who cares what the Christians think? |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Their daughters will still love her. And now their sons will too. |
fr33convict
05.28.10 | I'm tired. Yet I can't sleep. |
Baphomet
05.28.10 | sleeping is for people without internet and a working hand/elbow. |
fr33convict
05.28.10 | Judging by the recent activity on this site, I suggest we rename Sputnik hayleyfappermusic.com. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | How can anyone sleep while Hayley nudes are out there?! |
eternium
05.28.10 | I can't wait until I see what she says next on Twitter.
Going to bed once this album is done playing. |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | So I'm a complete hypocrite. Going to bed. Cool enough that I have it set up that I receive her tweets on my cell. Just in case. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Bed now.
KEEP THIS UP GUYS. Don't let it die! |
Crymsonblaze
05.28.10 | Psh I'm a Christian and I'm about to wank to this right now. Let us all be happy it happened. |
fr33convict
05.28.10 | This is one of the few times where I actually care what's happening on Twitter. |
TomServo
05.28.10 | i feel like this is an event that can really bring sputnik together.
I love you all. |
Hecksplosion
05.28.10 | "Hey, we've earned this after all the metal deaths that got us depressed. "
^^
This |
Titan50
05.28.10 | Hayley was born on December 27, 1988. She moved from Meridian, Mississippi, her hometown, to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 14. She also has some cute nipples. |
wakeupdead
05.28.10 | uh...huhhh... ahem... my pants just got tighter |
foreverendeared
05.28.10 | my dreams are gonna be fucking awesome tonight |
scotish
05.28.10 | "You should see absolutepunk.net. Holy fuck is it exploding there."
hehe. we should've predicted that like they predicted we were gonna cream oursleves over the godspeed reform. |
pneumoniahawk93
05.28.10 | So my rain dance for breasts works... |
iamSeraph
05.28.10 | xD love you all |
8bit
05.28.10 | :D!!!!!!!! |
mmfarva
05.28.10 | Just imagaine how it's going to blow up. All the people who were asleep last night are just now finding out. |
Kiran
05.28.10 | mj, this is an opportunity to cement yourself in history. you need to write a scathing review of hayleys williams mammories. perhaps you can cite frug's principles of feminism or hold her against the eternal philosophy that 'good things come in small packages', whilst coining terms such as 'buttfucking complicity' along the way.
i know you have it in you. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Well, this certainly didn't make it to 200 comments. You failed me. |
Foxhound
05.28.10 | I didn't fap to it but it certainly got the blood flowin, srry I can't betray slutload.. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Oh, and lol @ everyone who missed this last night. |
Emim
05.28.10 | I understand that OMGITSHAYLEY, but seriously, I can find much better boobs within 2 minutes. |
Counterfeit
05.28.10 | face is teh uglyness. bewbies is meh |
eternium
05.28.10 | It isn't about the tits themselves. It's about the girl that they are attached to. Sure, you can find better tits on a porn star, but that's not a big deal at all.
Besides, I quite like them. |
Foxhound
05.28.10 | But seriously, it is Haley Williams...
|
ThyCrossAwaits
05.28.10 | irony on 1's title... |
Winsomniac
05.28.10 | It's news because we don't normally get to see her boobs. You know, 2 weeks ago, if I said I had a picture of Hayley's boobs, you people would've killed to see it.
Also, who do you think had that picture 2 weeks before the internet got a hold of it? |
eternium
05.28.10 | Probably nobody, considering that she just got her Blackberry a few days ago.
"Hey baby, now that you have a new phone, you should totally send me some tits!" - Chad
"Ohhhh, okay, just for you!" - Hayley
*uploads to Twitter*
"FUCK" |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.28.10 | Needs more vag. |
Winsomniac
05.28.10 | Who's Chad and why is he all up in my boob-stash? |
Relinquished
05.28.10 | "I understand that OMGITSHAYLEY, but seriously, I can find much better boobs within 2 minutes."
exactly. yeah it's haley and that's cool, but hell I can find better ones in my room. |
eternium
05.28.10 | Guitarist for New Found Glory.
Lucky fuck. |
parksungjoon
02.19.21 | i didnt hear, what happened |
sixdegrees
02.19.21 | Grim |
Emim
02.19.21 | Ah yes, when this was the biggest (and ironically smallest) issue on the site. |
Keyblade
02.19.21 | and ppl wonder why it's been a sausage fest on here |
Ryus
02.19.21 | "And there goes Paramore.. I mean as a male i love the pic but really, her career is fucked."
its over for her |
parksungjoon
02.19.21 | >and ppl wonder why it's been a sausage fest on here
does anyone really wonder tho |
Koris
02.19.21 | She's never gonna rebound from this |