IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | Satan's a nice guy! The bible has him pinned down as a bad person. If only God had gotten to know him. But, now, he's pissed and is venting his anger through bands like Deicide and Vital Remains. |
PuddlesPuddles
04.29.10 | Satan is just misunderstood
Rape is really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be |
Zip
04.29.10 | Dude Satan and Jesus are totally chill, the Bible pretty much makes it clear, if Jesus really wasn't bros with Satan he would just erase him with his mind but no, he gives him Hell and the ability to screw with people etc. It's definitely a loving relationship. |
Labeasy
04.29.10 | Satan's super sweet 16 ftw. |
Waior
04.29.10 | Satan's not so great. |
DoubtGin
04.29.10 | in before more Satan worship
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Zip
04.29.10 | fuck off gayor |
IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | I hear Fenriz got invited to Satan's sweet sixteen. |
FadeToBlack
04.29.10 | in case you didn't see my comment in the Darkthrone thread:
Celtic Frost - Morbid Tales/Eperor's Return
Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion
Bathory - Bathory
Bathory - Under The Sign Of The Black Mark
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Bathory - Hammerheart |
IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | Will get all... Eventually. And, oh yeah, thinking about it, bestiality's pretty awesome as well. |
Baphomet
04.29.10 | Satan is a great guy, kinda bipolar at times and it tends to be boring how he goes on about "taking over the wolrd" and some stuff like that when you go out for a beer and a sacrificial goat/lamb... but he did help me move and when I had to burry that corpse no question asked he was there for me. |
FadeToBlack
04.29.10 | haha you owe it to yourself to get those; no Bathory/Celtic Frost = no Darkthrone :P
and yeah Satan is pretty awesome, so is Belial and Leviathan will chill on tuesdays |
IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | Lolcats sucks. |
TheSpirit
04.29.10 | Not snuff kvlt to warrant title |
heyadam
04.29.10 | Satans a total doucher:p |
Athom
04.29.10 | Satan isn't allowed to do anything with out god's permission. so through the transverse property of douchebaggery they both draw the short straw. |
IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | THEY ALL BURNED!!! |
PuddlesPuddles
04.29.10 | Hades > Satan |
IGotShotInTheFace
04.29.10 | Can't Satan just get a high five and a little weed from time to time? |