Prophet178
03.25.10 | Step 4a: Bump your lists. |
Zeno
03.25.10 | 4 is the best |
AnotherBrick1
03.25.10 | fuck...i'm stuck at step 1 |
supertouchox2
03.25.10 | "sputdick"
brilliant. |
SlightlyEpic
03.25.10 | yesss I'm "that guy".
except how can I be "that guy" but also not have a penis รก la #8 what is this madness |
Slipping Away
03.25.10 | best part: When you see someone with 100 comments saying something like "Good review" say "You would think its a good reivew, fag" then never check the thread again. |
Skimaskcheck
03.25.10 | dam i can't be sputnikcool because i'm evidently a fanboy (1) :(
You should definitely be a news mod man, it's gotta happen sometime! 470 now, amazing haha |
Phantom
03.25.10 | holy shit this sucks
just do step 10 |
TomServo
03.25.10 | damn it....i want to change my username, but I don't want to lose all my lists, comments, ratings.
I just made my name thinking I would never really do anything on this site. |
Zettel
03.25.10 | Brilliant list. And probably it is all true. |
Skimaskcheck
03.25.10 | Thrice, you can change it without losing all that, head over to the forums |
PrincipiaGaesthetica
03.25.10 | I named myself after my favorite troll, is that good? |
iarescientists
03.25.10 | #8 is stupid sputnik community thread is like mount olympus |
iarescientists
03.25.10 | and foxxxy |
scotish
03.25.10 | umm
idk |
klap
03.25.10 | or just be a fucking boss and run shit |
HighandDriving
03.25.10 | But none of you are cool. |
jesusjuice1179
03.25.10 | at step 7 right now, i only got about 630 comments, but I got 3 reviews and I hate your music taste Prophet, so it looks like i'm on my way ;) |
Baphomet
03.25.10 | check check check and chek... yay I'm cool! |
SmurkinGherkin
03.25.10 | nah |
PigDestroyer89
03.25.10 | Hey! I'm not a fanboy...oh wait |
WhiteWallStargazers
03.25.10 | I am so not cool :/ |
cirq
03.25.10 | these all describe me. |
mynameisfan
03.25.10 | these lists are silly |
Prophet178
03.25.10 | Hahaha good catch. Totally did that on purpose...
Cirq, when is that Jonsi review coming? |
cirq
03.25.10 | im just misunderstood. |
focksy
03.25.10 | foxxxy more like roxxxy
and just cuz i'm prettier than you |
Killler9
03.25.10 | Cool list haha like I need it though
Amirite? or amirite? :) |
SeaAnemone
03.25.10 | I'm gonna do the Backstreet Boys "5" review. |
EVedder27
03.25.10 | well i fail at 1 |
coneren
03.25.10 | 7.......FUCK |
Relinquished
03.25.10 | List is so true in all ways. |
DoubtGin
03.25.10 | ima up to Step 4 |
Insurrection
03.25.10 | 1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Sometimes
6. Yes I guess
7. No
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. Yes |
Ire
03.25.10 | Step 11: one word comments are your best friend
faggot |
americanmusicmachine
03.25.10 | everyone sould do the oppisite of what this list says. you can't become cool. you either are or you aren't. you don't become cool, you're born cool. |
cirq
03.25.10 | I'll do that Jonsi review next time I get sooper blown by myself |
Relinquished
03.25.10 | No one is born cool. Trying to be cool here is like...wait why even try? |
jesusjuice1179
03.25.10 | ^fag |
Thor
03.25.10 | Step 11: Suck up to Chan for some undisclosed reason in hopes that people will accept you for ripping off a joke he did over a year ago |
Jips
03.25.10 | list is pretty hilarious... |
Poet
03.26.10 | "Step 11: Suck up to Chan for some undisclosed reason in hopes that people will accept you for ripping off a joke he did over a year ago" (x2)
Almost two years ago now. |
Electric City
03.26.10 | I def don't have PERFECT sputnik taste but yes everyone should like albums I like because they are good |
americanmusicmachine
03.26.10 | "No one is born cool."
you wouldn't know kid. some bitch I knocked up birthed james dean. and that cat popped outta the womb a bad motherfucker. |
theacademy
03.26.10 | you've done something wonderful here but im not sure about 2 and 3.
i mean, im top tier in sputnik coolness by most empirical metrics (read: pokemon referencing and/or reviews plagiarized in spanish) and i got my start butting heads with well-respected sputfags like mcclendon and electric six and ninjuice. also, i have terrible taste in music. |
americanmusicmachine
03.26.10 | it's cuz you was born cool academy. |
theacademy
03.26.10 | it takes someone really cool to drop a line like 'by most empirical metrics.' omg girls lurking r so wet rite now. |
Sowing
03.26.10 | i suck at sputniking according to this list |
atrink
03.26.10 | lol this list is awesome |
americanmusicmachine
03.26.10 | those cunts a-drippin' |
bloc
03.26.10 | Thanks for putting me on your list! |
SeaAnemone
03.26.10 | chan grades Sputnik users every once in a while... that's kinda similar. He hasn't in a while though |
Spare
03.26.10 | fuck i hate you people |
JulesWin
03.26.10 | yes chan did a similar list, so what? this is still funny, it's better than "TDAGARIM ranked" |
thatoneguy726
03.26.10 | True shaz. Current personal goal: be mentioned in a user-naming list. |
Prophet178
03.26.10 | I'm not saying this is the only way to be cool, just the easiest. Academy is a unique case of Sputnik coolness. |
Electric City
03.26.10 | how there are a lot of really annoying uncool users |
joshuatree
03.26.10 | 8 and 9 made me lol for all the wrong reasons that you probably intended |
Tulannical
03.26.10 | are you saying that theacademy should be the person that new users look up to on this site |
cvlts
03.26.10 | lololol fireaboveicebelow. that guy... |
americanmusicmachine
03.26.10 | fireabove's awesome he likes american music club so it really doesn't matter that he shit on radiohead. |
R6Rider
03.26.10 | I fail at 1-10 |
Ghostechoes
03.26.10 | I am cool because my mom tells me so. I do not need approval of some 19-year-old who listens to Opeth and reads Twilight. |
TheSpirit
03.26.10 | beautiful list |
theilladelph
03.26.10 | step 11: make a 10 step list of how to be cool |
bedwettingcosmonaut
03.30.10 | The fact that you made this list screams that you're a loser, fag, helpless couch potato that obviously has no life. You even insulted yourself in the first step. Way to give credibilty to your statements dumbass. Everyone, the key to be cool is to not be like Prophet. It takes courage to be you Prophet. For that, kudos. |
Smug
03.30.10 | ^lol at this guy thinking the list is serious |
SCREAM!
03.30.10 | "You'll turn out like fireaboveicebelow and get run off the site."
Lolwut? HE left the site and was probably more respected around here than youll ever be when he did |