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Isaac Newton Deserves To Listen To Nickleback

I just took a physics final that i studied 4 days for and it took out its 9 inch rainbow strapon, put it on, and raped my heterosexual buns of steel. Because Isaac Newton is the cause of all this graphic raping, i think i will be taking my spring break to westminster abbey in london to leave a boom box that plays all nickleback songs for eternity on his grave so he knows the consiquence of creating such a grotesque subject. WHITE POWER!
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