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| Dumped My Girlfriend (Plus Michael Jackson ranked, suckas)
So, in light of the recent influx of 'heartbroken' lists on Sputnik, I thought I'd shake things up a little by telling y'all that I dumped my girlfriend and I'm not one bit heartbroken. That was two days ago and she's already with someone else, so I doubt she's all that beat up about it either. Anywho, Michael Jackson's solo albums ranked. | | 1 |  | Michael Jackson Bad
Because it had the best songs: Dirty Diana, Smooth Criminal, Liberian Girl, Bad etc. | | 2 |  | Michael Jackson Off The Wall
My favourite disco album. In fact pretty much the only disco album I like. However, my favourite song is the ballad She's Out Of My Life, for obvious reasons as detailed above. | | 3 |  | Michael Jackson Thriller
I HATE the title track, and there's a few filler numbers that it could have done without. Still great though | | 4 |  | Michael Jackson Ben
Out of nostalgia more than anything else | | 5 |  | Michael Jackson Dangerous
The beginning of his decline, but still pretty good, contained less memorable songs than before though. | | 6 |  | Michael Jackson Got To Be There
Again, nostalgia | | 7 |  | Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I
Will there be a Book II? | | 8 |  | Michael Jackson Music & Me
Not all that memorable | | 9 |  | Michael Jackson Forever Michael
Not memorable at all | | 10 |  | Michael Jackson Invincible
More like not invincible, because he's dead, y'know. And it sucks. | |
LepreCon
09.20.09 | Michael Jackson always helps me to revel in my victories | qwe2
09.20.09 | fuck yes dude high five | Jim
09.20.09 | you hate thriller? the song??
dude | ninjuice
09.20.09 | ^ Seriously | qwe2
09.20.09 | o wait didnt see that. what the hell man | SylentEcho
09.20.09 | Why even have girlfriends after 16 or so?
One you're a man, just rape and escape. | Chewie
09.20.09 | salute for not being a faggot | lauriej
09.20.09 | sylentecho wins post of the day | R6Rider
09.20.09 | good job dude, f*ck that bitch | dylantheairplane
09.20.09 | list is spot on | ameypv
09.20.09 | rofling at SylentEcho's comment | qwe2
09.20.09 | i'm pretty sure theyre all throwaway comments | TheGreatD17
09.20.09 | Thriller is not a good song. This is a good list. | Waior
09.20.09 | haha holyroach these lists never do satisfy you, do they? | LepreCon
09.20.09 | sylentEcho your comment was disturbing but funny as hell. Glad y'all like the list, though I knew that my stance on the song Thriller would be unpopular. I just don't like it, I outgrew it in favour of his less popular but infinitely greater songs | BallsToTheWall
09.20.09 | See all i know is good...and...ball..and rape. Tonight......you | tinathefatlard
09.20.09 | Already with someone else? That's just lame. | Nagrarok
09.20.09 | You hate Thriller.....
....
No, I don't get it. | SylentEcho
09.21.09 | "Tonight......you"
haha this reminds me of that ATHF episode where the dog rapes Carl.
srsly guys, you shouldn't be getting serious with women until you're in your mid 20's and leading a boring/lonely life. :D Until then your mentality should be: one in the bum, all done. | ameypv
09.21.09 | ^^ im ur fan,atleast in these matters :P so very true! |
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