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Last Active 02-03-13 8:22 am
Joined 07-23-05
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| The Scrivener's Fancy
Well, so I'm tending bar down there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinking and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kind of action?" And he says, "Woman action. What do I look like?" And I says, "Well what do I look like? I don't arrange that kind of thing." And he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "Yeah, but this ain't that kind of place." He says, "Oh, so I get it. So you think I'm some kind of jerk for asking." Only he don't use the word "jerk." Then he calls me a jerk. Says the last guy thought he's a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin'. He says, "What do you think about that?" And I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then." He says, "Yeah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." RECENT BUYS | | 1 |  | Toe Hider
Toe Hider
Decided to download an offical copy. Kinda like a Protest the Hero/Mika hybrid. | | 2 |  | Rook
Add Colour
Melbourne alt rock group. Thought I might stop bingeing off their myspace and actually order a copy. | | 3 |  | neath
The Small Untruths
Replacing the shitty download I've been spinning for months. Album is very good, by the way. | | 4 | | Eleventh He Reaches London
Hollow Be Thy Name
This will not disappoint. | | 5 |  | Devildriver
Pray for Villains
Fuck yeah/5 | |
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