Drifter
10.01.17 | Stupid sput going down right before/through my birthday.
Also list is digs |
unclereich
10.01.17 | I was a war hero at 15 and youre on sput lmao |
Frippertronics
10.01.17 | We created Smaewurks at 15, who this |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | how many pubes do u have |
Drifter
10.01.17 | ;-; |
unclereich
10.01.17 | (Im not gay) |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | i was furiously jacking off at 15 |
dctarga
10.01.17 | Yeah those were the glory years |
Papa Universe
10.01.17 | I'm pretty sure the lab I was created in made me age to 20 in about a week's time...
So I can't relate to your joy of turning 15. |
Sinternet
10.01.17 | i was spiralling into a pit of self-loathing, anxiety and depression at 15 and you have the gall to celebrate a birthday? |
SandwichBubble
10.01.17 | I had cheesecake on my 15th, pretty good
Happy late birthday |
bloc
10.01.17 | So young, so supple |
neekafat
10.01.17 | Happy birthday bud! |
AlexKzillion
10.01.17 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-K2tXWK4w |
Satellite
10.01.17 | had no idea you were so young. hope i'm not on some list for talking to u.
happy birthday. you're half my age.
"I had cheesecake on my 15th, pretty good"
fuck yeah my mom always makes/sends me a cheesecake on my b-day m/ |
Drifter
10.01.17 | Thank |
JeetJeet
10.01.17 | Happy belated bro. I had cheesecake on my 25th this year too. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | cheesecake + cherry = the perfect dessert don't u dare @ me |
DarkSideOfLucca
10.01.17 | Holy shit dude I'm almost twice your age - happy birthday, man! |
SteakByrnes
10.01.17 | Happy belated Birthday Drifter! Hope it was a good one my guy :] |
LethalPaintball
10.01.17 | i thought you were older than me but i guess not |
LethalPaintball
10.01.17 | happy birthday |
Ryus
10.01.17 | we the new school of sput users |
DarkSideOfLucca
10.01.17 | Wait, Lethal how old are you? |
DarkSideOfLucca
10.01.17 | I'm almost in my third decade of life |
LethalPaintball
10.01.17 | i turn 16 next month |
SteakByrnes
10.01.17 | Damn, and Lucca said that I was young for being 22 |
DarkSideOfLucca
10.01.17 | Yah clearly I underestimated the age range on this site |
SandwichBubble
10.01.17 | Damn you all are chillins |
Satellite
10.01.17 | i'll be 31 on thursday m/ |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | just turned 29. fuck me
crazy how many people love cheesecake. i cannot stand cream cheese man..
i fuck with that german chocolate cake with le black cherry reduction |
Ryus
10.01.17 | wtff dude cheesecake and cream cheese are delicious
carrot cake best cake though |
Satellite
10.01.17 | i don't like cream cheese either but cheesecake is the exception.
happy belated birthday, fellow old fuck. |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | i honestly just don't rly like dairy products that much. milk, cream cheese, sour cream, most cheeses.. butter is dank tho hehe |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | ayy lol thanks. and a preemptive same to u. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | not a big dairy fan myself. i hate milk and lots of cheeses. |
Ryus
10.01.17 | milk is kinda nasty ye but cheese is delicious |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | i guess i could tolerate a cheesecake that does well to mask that cream cheese flavor. haven't rly encountered one like that yet tho |
Tyler.
10.01.17 | milk is kinda gross yeah but cheese rules so hard |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | i like some sharp cheeses and generally dislike the milder ones like provolone , jack , etc. swiss and brie are killer |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Y'all needa hop the fuck on the dairy train the French and Italians would be ashamed of you lot. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Not to even mention the Dutch but their cuisine is like whatever so I guess they can sit in the corner being mad. |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | french people are pussies |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Their food tho. |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | true |
Satellite
10.01.17 | i mostly hate american cheese and other cheap processed bullshit
also the idea of drinking another animal's milk is strange to me |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | I don't get that argument unless you're full-blown vegan. I mean you eat another animal's flesh so why is drinking their milk weird? |
Tyler.
10.01.17 | french people arent real |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Milk is basically nature's steroid beverage. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | ghost i'm not morally opposed to consuming milk. it's just strange if you really think about it. also i don't like it and i'm weird. i don't like eggs either. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | I know you're not but like the distinction between consuming / using their milk for dairy products versus consuming / using their flesh for meat dishes is bizarre to me. Why the line? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | In fairness eggs can have a putrid sulfur scent so I get the association of eggs with gross even though I love them in most forms. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Sour milk can too I guess but idk. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | i enjoy the taste of one and not the other. i'm a picky eater with weird tastes. it's not any more complicated than that.
i use milk/eggs for ingredients but that's really it. |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | I can only do eggs with hot sauce. I can’t stomach them plain. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | drifter is in for a surprise when he returns to what was once a list about his birthday |
Satellite
10.01.17 | my version of hell is made entirely of scrambled eggs |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Doesn't that rule out a lot of your tex-mex breakfast dishes a la huevos rancheros? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | I can't imagine the RVA breakfast/brunch scene without eggs. Eggs and pork are the two staples. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | it does. the facility where i work has a dope mexican restaurant that makes (from what i hear) amazing huevos rancheros, too. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | What about ice cream? You gotta fuck with ice cream right? |
Satellite
10.01.17 | oh of course. i still like a good amount of dairy products. it's just plain milk and some cheeses that i dislike. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Good, I was prepared to call you a monster. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | got my wisdom teeth extracted a few days ago and i've been surviving off yogurt and milk shakes mostly. today was the first day i ate food that required chewing. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Cheese can be hit or miss cause there's a pretty extensive range of tastes. Some are amazing but some are really, really bad. |
bloc
10.01.17 | Eggs are amazing. I eat (i.e. drink) them raw sometimes if I'm in a hurry. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | Do you still have chipmunk cheeks or have they normalized? I forget the timetable cause that was like 5 years ago for me. |
Ryus
10.01.17 | eggs are nasty as fuckkk |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | https://youtu.be/OzTX8SVJtis?t=25s |
SteakByrnes
10.01.17 | Sunny side up eggs tho my guy |
bloc
10.01.17 | Eggs are possibly the most wholesome single food in existence |
Satellite
10.01.17 | tbh i had a little swelling for the first 24 hrs, but i'm doing fine now. following the dentist's instructions to the letter because i'm terrified of getting a dry socket. looks like i'm out of the woods though. |
Ryus
10.01.17 | thats the best way to eat em yeah
theyre nasty but i eat them occasionally when there arent any other options |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.17 | When I got all four of mine pulled they forgot to give me any post-op painkillers so as soon as the anesthesia wore off halfway through the car ride home I had a fuuuun hour. |
Orb
10.01.17 | 15? oh man, get ready, life only gets worse from there on out. Happy birthday! |
Satellite
10.01.17 | not true at all. being 15 fucking sucked. being 30 is highly underrated. |
bloc
10.01.17 | Being 30 is only underrated as long as you have a nice job and place to stay and a partner |
Relinquished
10.01.17 | exactly
gotta end up there with grace and plan lol |
bloc
10.01.17 | Sacrifice some fun in your 20s and you will be rewarded handsomely |
Satellite
10.01.17 | i backed my way into having an okay job. definitely wouldn't say i had much of a plan and i'm in a better place now than i ever was in my 20s.
i think the key is to fuck up as much as possible in young adulthood so you can get to the point where applying any slight amount of effort makes it look like you have your shit together.
and i have a gf who i'm happy to be with but i don't think being in a relationship is necessarily a prerequisite to happiness. lots of miserable people who have a partner. |
Satellite
10.01.17 | note: nobody should ever take advice from me |
Orb
10.01.17 | Its true. |
Drifter
10.02.17 | "drifter is in for a surprise when he returns to what was once a list about his birthday"
Yeah.. |
Asdfp277
10.02.17 | happy birthday dude |
Drifter
01.04.24 | lmao nice |