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10.08.17 crypto does a SPICY competition09.22.17 bore me
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bore me

rec me the most boring albums you can think of. if id rather watch paint dry, try harder. list is boring.
40Destruction
Under Attack


thanks bbgames, you are the first person on this list to suggest something i am bored by before clicking play on. bad thrash metal is the bane of my existence, gj
39Light Bearer
Silver Tongue


thanks Fear, seeing a 3.6 average for a band supposedly similar to Fall of Efrafa is making me yawn already. Whoop-de-doo.
38Oceans Ate Alaska
Hikari


thanks Blitzer, I've heard numerous claims of boredom surrounding this one. haven't jammed any borecore in a while but i recall checking an old lyrics video from this band and forgetting about it within seconds of the video coming to a close. will check!

EDIT: started listening and this is insanely boring lmao, gj
37XXXTENTACION
17


thanks Joebro, tbqh i dig some of his beats. his voice is boring as hell though so this might work!
35Agalloch
The Mantle


thanks super, I feel like I 4.5'd this album at some point in time without actually listening to it. Re-listened a few months ago and it was boring as all hell.
34Earth
Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version


thanks Cygnus, i've approached this album numerous times but the intensely boring artwork has left me ignorant. About time I dipped my toes in this one.
33Air
Music for Museum


thanks Unique, this sounds pretty in the same way triangles do. Sadly, triangles bore me to tears so this is perfect.
32Ricardo Villalobos
Fizheuer Zieheuer


thanks Jones, listened to the first 30 seconds and it is impressively boring so far.
31Bloc Party
Hymns


thanks onionbubs, my only experience with the band was Helicopter on Guitar Hero for the DS. I was a cool ass kid. this should be suitably boring
30Spiritualized
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space


thanks ars, took a quick glance at their discography page and I am nervous as all hell
29The Contortionist
Clairvoyant


thanks Bigpapad, your description is perfect. haven't jammed the whole thing but need to get round to it.
28Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Luciferian Towers


thanks bgillesp, I didn't jam it because it looked boring but now that I need to submit myself unto great suffering, I shall delve into the murky waters of Godspeed You!'s latest endeavours
27Your Friend
Gumption


thanks divaman. that sounds real bloody boring, gotta hop on this asap
26Lorde
Pure Heroine


thanks shaq, can't remember much from the album aside from the singles so might have to confirm that for myself!
25Throwing Snow
Embers


thanks friv, this'll keep me going for a bit! EDIT: Ok so I almost ended up seeing The Necks live and had a premonition so I didn't go. My mate did and he got so bored he went to McDonalds 15 minutes in.

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Charlie Cunningham - Lines
Dr. Dog - Abandoned Mansion
Lower than Atlantis - Safe in Sound
Vitalic - Voyagers
Anna Wise - The Feminine Act II
The Flaming Lips - Oczy Mlody
The Necks - Unfold
24The Kooks
Listen


thanks skylark, band names starting with "The" are terrible 88% of the time
23Raizel
The Lady of Heaven


thanks neekafat, this looks terrifying
22Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon


thanks pjorn. ill start with the supposedly "good" stuff and if I'm sleeping by the midway point, we will have a winner.
21Laura Marling
Semper Femina


thanks lucid, not sure how to feel about jamming an album with such a dumb name. feel like I'll be giggling to myself every time I listen to it if that's the title that'll greet me. which'd by extension make the album entertaining. this best be about as sonically interesting as listening to frozen water dry
20Sigur Ros
( )


thanks MO, I really dont wanna agree with you but I feel I might just. putting the latest on my "boring as hell to-do list" now.
19The Contortionist
Language


thanks eph, it is the nicest-sounding slab of bore I've subjected myself to in a while, will definitely be returning to it next time I need to bang my head against a wall
18Beach House
Thank Your Lucky Stars


thanks sandwichbubble, been meaning to check these guys out as I can always do with more shit to put me to sleep
17Steven Wilson
4 1/2


thanks frappe but also fuck you wilson is cool!!! (real talk ive never really managed to stick around for an entire wilson album but he is still jams!!!!)

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The Clash - London Calling
Father John Misty - Pure Comedy
16Fell Voices
Regnum Saturni


thanks nocuffin, any band in the same vein as ash boring is certain to put me to sleep.
15Muse
Origin of Symmetry


thanks dctape, yea I've never really dug muse so I'm sure this'll be perfectly nullifying.
14Drake
If You're Reading This It's Too Late


thanks blob, I've never actually jammed Drake in full so looking forward to giving him a crack
13A Lot Like Birds
DIVISI


thanks bizz but I disagree. I like two songs here which means its not boring enough!!!
12The National
Sleep Well Beast


thanks mars, fitting title. I've jammed it twice and I can't remember what it sounded like.
11Yngwie Malmsteen
War to End All Wars


thanks calc. gotta disagree though, I love wanking :sunglasses:
EDIT: changed from rising force or whatever it was called
10Stars of the Lid
And Their Refinement Of The Decline


thanks doof. I tried these guys during finals in year 10 and on the last night before my lit exam, I was jamming this album while studying and fell asleep. It was 6pm.
9Godspeed You! Black Emperor
F♯ A♯ ∞


thanks aberf, yet to complete this in one sitting without passing out
8Soundtrack (Film)
Fast & Furious 8: The Album
7Brand New
Science Fiction
6Psyopus
Odd Senses
5Wolves in the Throne Room
Celestial Lineage
4Mount Eerie
Sauna
3Sachiko M
Bar Sachiko
2Foo Fighters
Sonic Highways
1Spectral Lore
Gnosis
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