bbgames
User

Soundoffs 21
Album Ratings 1469
Objectivity 88%

Last Active 09-10-17 12:00 am
Joined 07-28-16

Forum Posts 1
Review Comments 252

 Lists
09.17.17 all music sucks09.14.17 Allmusic Sucks
09.03.17 Ten Fine Crunkcore Bands That Will Make09.01.17 Death Ranked IN BLOON'S OPINION
07.30.17 1 Year and 2 Day Sput Anniversary!!!!!!07.28.17 Generic '65- '17 List
07.23.17 Metallica Ranked (The ones that I've he07.13.17 Jim Recs
07.02.17 My Top 101 Albums of All Time05.14.17 The Ultimate Mother's Day Playlist
04.30.17 Mastodon and Deftones Ranked AT THE SAM04.15.17 My favorite 3rd Tracks of All Time
02.22.17 Death Metal Archive12.25.16 Demilich LPs Ranked

all music sucks

I made a list about how the website Allmusic sucks the other day, and a couple of people pointed out to me that all music sucks. I agree with them. Here's a bunch of albums that I hate.
1Ancient
Mad Grandiose Bloodfiends


I hope that all of their friends and family stopped talking to them after this
2Bathory
Octagon
3Cro-Mags
Revenge
4David Bowie
Never Let Me Down


The worst song at an early 90s wedding reception for 40+ minutes.
5Diamond Head
What's in Your Head?
6Brain Drill
Boundless Obscenity


THEY CAN PLAY A LOT OF NOTES FAST
7Mike Patton
Adult Themes for Voice


MOUTH NOISES
8Nuclear Assault
Third World Genocide


Throwing playdough at a slick wall...
9The Offspring
Days Go By
10Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest


Drunken mistake
11Rascal Flatts
Rewind
12Massacra
Humanize Human


This album is like working at a factory for 60 years of your life and finally retiring only to lose all of your money when the banks go out of business.
13Genesis
Calling All Stations


This album is the perfect soundtrack to a party scene in the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond.
14Demolition Hammer
Time Bomb
15Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball
16Burzum
Umskiptar


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
17Carach Angren
Dance and Laugh Amongst the Rotten


You wanna hear a


GHOOOOST STOOOORY?!?!?!?!?!
18Sworn In
All Smiles
19Discharge
Massacre Divine


I actually love this album.
20Entombed
Same Difference


"If u dont like this..listen to lady gaga or bruno mars for a hour straight and then listen to this"- Some guy in the YouTube comments
21The Stooges
The Weirdness
22Black Malachite
Rage


He doesn't even like this one...
23Anthrax
Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
24Bad Religion
The New America
25Obscura
Akróasis
26Rob Zombie
The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy...
27Pantera
Cowboys From Hell


I don't like groove metal, and these guys seemed to have inspired every metal band that I like to become groove metal
28Slayer
Diabolus in Musica
29Obituary
Inked in Blood


A guy at a music store told me that I'd dig this when I knew much less about death metal, and I foolishly purchased it...
30Rush
Roll the Bones
31Black Flag
What The...
32Guns N' Roses
Appetite for Destruction
33At the Gates
At War with Reality
34Deicide
Till Death Do Us Part
35Sadus
Out for Blood
36Napalm Death
Words from the Exit Wound
37Zmierzch
Anders Suhm


Did I even listen to this?
38Judas Priest
Demolition
39Anal Trump
That Makes Me Smart!
40High School Musical
High School Musical


Actually the best on the list
41Xavlegbmaofffassssit....
Gore


Any album that makes a harmbe joke is an automatic 1
42King Diamond
Abigail II: The Revenge


If King Diamond didn't already prove to you that he was out of ideas then he made it clear here by making an unneeded sequel to an album that came out 15 years before this. Just listen to the first one for the thousandth time.
43Candlemass
Dactylis Glomerata
44Daughtry
Daughtry


2nd grade me is mad at current me...
45Suffocation
…Of the Dark Light
462nd Gen
Irony Is


WHOEVER IS THE OWNER OF THE WHITE SEDAN, YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON!
47Neil Young
Everybody's Rockin'
48Massacre
Promise
Show/Add Comments (34)

FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2017 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy