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Michael Jackson Singles Ranked

I decided to listen to all* of them, and rank em. *may not be all of them, i tried my best
1Michael Jackson
Thriller


Beat It

subjective #1
2Michael Jackson
Thriller


Billie Jean

objective #1
3Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Remember the Time

one of the best new jack swing songs of all time
4Michael Jackson
Bad


Smooth Criminal

Perfect in a way that I can't explain
5Michael Jackson
Thriller


P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

the loosest of all the thriller songs, and it's all the better for it
6Michael Jackson
Off the Wall


Rock With You

there's something so..pure about this track.
7Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


Scream

sibling collab makes for a surprisingly kickass track
8Michael Jackson
Off the Wall


Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

disco perfection
9Michael Jackson
Thriller


Thriller

the video makes the song 100 times better, but even by itself it's a killer track
10Michael Jackson
Thriller


Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
11Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Who Is It

Billie Jean but slower, moodier, more pained, but still really good
12Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


They Don't Care About Us

damn michael was really mad in '95. made for some nice surprises
13Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


Stranger In Moscow

his chillest track
14Michael Jackson
Bad


Man in the Mirror

On paper, this song would be cheese city. But it works soooo well in practice
15Michael Jackson
Bad


Leave Me Alone

The music video for this is really fkn cool
16Michael Jackson
Off the Wall


Off the Wall
17Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Jam

'90s af, but still jams hard
18Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Black or White

One of MJ's best more rock-oriented tracks
19Michael Jackson
Bad


Dirty Diana

[2]
20Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


Earth Song

On paper, this song would be cheese city. But it works soooo well in practice [2]
21Michael Jackson
Bad


Liberian Girl

tbh this has grown on me quite a bit, might be higher soon after this list is posted
22Michael Jackson
Dangerous


In the Closet

pretty nice but the sexual moan bridge was a biiiit much
23Michael Jackson
Off the Wall


She's Out of My Life

Probably the most guilty pleasure-y song of them all.
24Michael Jackson
Bad


Bad

music video is one of his best, obvs
25Michael Jackson
Bad


Another Part of Me

this funks pretty hard
26Michael Jackson
Bad


The Way You Make Me Feel

tbh this lower on here just because on closer listening, the timbre on the percussion is pretty lame w/ headphones. Consider this song up with the best of 'em when listening through speakers, cuz this is A+ songwriting
27Michael Jackson
Thriller


Girlfriend

a biiit dated but fun in it's datedness
28Michael Jackson
Thriller


Human Nature

pretty sweet ballad, builds a pretty nice atmosphere with those synths
29Michael Jackson
Xscape


Love Never Felt So Good

the only great posthumous track
30Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


You Are Not Alone

decent '90s R&B slow jam, tho not mindblowing
31Michael Jackson
Blood On The Dancefloor: HIStory In The Mix


Ghosts

had a compilation of all of MJ's music videos and remember really liking this one when I was a kid
32Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Give In to Me

Saw this one hyped up with the RYM score, but don't quite see the genius
33Michael Jackson
Got to Be There


I Wanna Be Where You Are
34Michael Jackson
Bad


I Just Can't Stop Loving You
35Michael Jackson
Farewell My Summer Love


Farewell My Summer Love
36Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


Childhood
37Michael Jackson
Hello World: The Motown Solo Collection


Twenty Five Miles
38Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Gone Too Soon
39Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Will You Be There
40Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


This Time Around
41Michael Jackson
Forever Michael


One Day In Your Life
42Michael Jackson
Forever Michael


We're Almost There
43Michael Jackson
Thriller


The Girl Is Mine

how tf did this get onto thriller. McCartney feature can do wonders, i guess
44Michael Jackson
Number Ones


One More Chance
45Michael Jackson
Xscape


A Place With No Name
46Michael Jackson
Blood On The Dancefloor: HIStory In The Mix


Blood on the Dancefloor

It's like Remember the time's ugly, ugly cousin
47Michael Jackson
Forever Michael


Just A Little Bit Of You
48Michael Jackson
Got to Be There


Got to Be There

those high notes...ouch. thank god he went through puberty
49Michael Jackson
Farewell My Summer Love


Touch The One You Love
50Michael Jackson
Invincible


Cry

i cried from how boring this was haHA
51Michael Jackson
Farewell My Summer Love


Girl You're So Together
52Michael Jackson
Got to Be There


Rockin' Robin

upside: catchy

downside: annoying and lame
53Michael Jackson
Dangerous


Heal the World

I once heard this song being played over the PAs at an amusement park, and I thought how it was the worst MJ song you could play in that context. WHAT A SNOOZER
54Michael Jackson
Music & Me


Music and Me

tbh a lot of these pre-Off the Wall songs blended together into one lame, saccharine lump
55Michael Jackson
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I


History

wtf is this collage-ass shit. how was this a single
56Michael Jackson
Got to Be There


Ain't No Sunshine

no michael you are too young to be singing over this kind of music. STOP TRYING TO DO THE SEXY SPOKEN WORD THING
57Michael Jackson
Music & Me


With A Child's Heart
58Michael Jackson
Music & Me


Happy
59Michael Jackson
Ben


Ben

stupid schlock about a rat. how did we let this get to #1, humanity
60Michael Jackson
Michael


Hollywood Tonight
61Michael Jackson
Michael


Behind the Mask
62Michael Jackson
Michael


Hold My Hand

AKON AND EMM JAAY

pls no
63Michael Jackson
Thriller


Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 2008

WTF WHY ARE THERE TWO MJ/AKON COLLAB JOINTS WHO ASKED FOR THIS
64Michael Jackson
Thriller


The Girl Is Mine 2008

The worst single off of Thriller remade by will.i.am, one of the worst pop stars of the 21st Century.

Michael wasn't even dead when this was released and it still pissed on his grave.
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