UniqueUniverse
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Last Active 09-10-17 5:27 am
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09.17.17 Rec Roulette 7: Fuckery after hiatus09.12.17 NEW MODEL ARMY: Don't you forget us #2
09.12.17 Genre on the Grid 201809.10.17 AND ALSO THE TREES: Don't you forget us
09.09.17 Need your help: Genre on the Grid 201809.08.17 Worst users?
09.07.17 Sputnik changes submission thread09.06.17 Sputniks, as described by bandnames
09.02.17 Science Fiction Ranked09.01.17 Rec Roulette Round 6: Fuckery before hi
08.31.17 August 2017 resumé08.24.17 Rec Roulette Round 5: The Year As It Is
08.19.17 A PRIVATE UNDERSTANDING: Song dissectio08.17.17 The Soft-Spoken Endeavours
08.16.17 Post-Punk Heartbreakers08.15.17 EMO CROWN 2: Decision making thread
08.14.17 Rec Roulette Round 4 - Waves of Change08.10.17 Good/Bad: The Competition RESULTS
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Sputniks, as described by bandnames

Suggest yours and I will confidently glance over them, subsequently aggressively ignoring them.
1Various Artists (Post-Punk)
The End Of Civilization


UniqueUniverse
Cause I'm the local self-proclaimed Post-Punk master.
It could also be Too Much, cause I never know, when to stop rec'ing people stuff.
2The Great Old Ones
EOD: A Tale of Dark Legacy


Dewinged and teamster
Cause they're old.
3Raw Poetic
Charlie Brown's Parents


LandDiving
Cause the write-ups, man, the write-ups.
4Gay Dad
Leisure Noise


Aiwaz
Self-explanatory
5Dead Can Dance
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun


mx
Cause he's never around, yet fucks all of us.
6Gypsy (U.S.)
In The Garden


butcherboy
Cause he's a US Gypsy.
Also could also be Toploader, cause the posts he loads are top.
7Balance and Composure
Only Boundaries


danielcardoso
Cause he's sophisticated and positive.
8Most Unpleasant Men
Nothing Moves Slower


Sinternet
This is a placeholder, but he's yet to convince me that the opposite is the truth.
9The New Pornographers
Whiteout Conditions


SowingSeason
Cause his obscene adoration for tasteless pseudo-Emo music is almost like a whole new kind of porno.
10Nosferatu D2
We're Gonna Walk Around This City...


Drifter
Cause he sucks my blood with how many times he recs that cunting Snoop Dogg.
11No Fun At All
Out Of Bounds


Piglet
He likes cricket... nuff said.
12The Unknown Gentlemen
The Ballad of the Unknown Gentlemen


bloc
No ratings? 42000 comments? The fuck are you? (at least you're a nice chap)
13Half Japanese
Greatest Hits


cryptologous
duh
14LoveHateHero
Just Breathe


Xenophanes
Cause whatever he does, people either love him for it or despise
15The World Is a Beautiful Place...
Formlessness


bgillesp
Cause both names are shit, no matter how good the individual or individuals behind it is or are.
16This is Not a Game of Who The Fuck Are You
Liner Notes


Toad
Cause everybody knows him, but nobody can quite tell with certainty as to why...
17The Little Explorer
Siderali


DeadlyNightShade
Cause he keeps participating in thematic competitions he has no knowledge of.
18The Bitter Life Typecast
Happy Endings For Lowlives


Satellite
Cause whatever he does, it's always mixed with a portion of bitterness and contempt.
19Memoryhouse
The Years


CameronMitchell
Cause he keeps bumping ancient lists.
20Television
Marquee Moon


theacademy
Looked through his threads, about half of them are about some TV series.
21Smart Mouth
Smart Mouth


CompostCompote
Cause his non-reviews are smart...
22Sputnik
Christmas At Our House


MarsKid
...he knows why...
23This Charming Man
Every Little Secret...


TheCharmingMan
So little personality, I had to just put whatever was closest to his name...
24Skeptic
Worship the End


pjorn
He, who doesn't believe in the cause of this list. smh
25Bummer
Kids on the Run


Dctarga
What will happen sooner?
1) The party he attends will end immediately as he enters
2) His own self-hatred leads him to suicide...or frat-party organisation
26Aesthetic Perfection
Close to Human


DoofusWainwright
Cause of that impossible objectivity rate.
27Architects
All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us


Conmaniac
Cause he's too nice for me to shit on him, so I'll just put in, what he's supposed to be in the not so distant Zukunft.
28Cursed
Hell Comes Home


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29Whiney
Talisman


Artuma
Cause he likes Emo more than Emo likes him...
30TotalSelfHatred
TotalSelfHatred


cosmopazz
get better, mate
31Lost Love
Sparkles


FlipTrackz
We used to have a spark, man. Where did it go?
32Braindead
Hollow Ground


ExecutiveExecuterexe
He's got to be, with that many Tech Death Metal albums heard...
33Italians Do It Better
After Dark 2


yanquiuxo
Cause he just appeared and started spreading golden threads. It took me ten detailed monthly roundups to gather even the smallest respose.
34hasan
Hasan Goes Crazy


hasan
cause hasan
35You're Me
Plant Cell Division


ZippaTheRippa
Actually not. You think that you'll take my place in the overexcessive rec'ing game? No, sir.
36Too Much
Stranded


BallsToTheWall
Too. Many. Lists.
37Not Enough
Stone


danielito19
Not. Enough. Lists.
38Electric Wizard
Supercoven


LordePots
Cause of his obsession with electronica.
39The Internet
Ego Death


brainmelter
He, who is so drawn into the internet language that half of the stuff he posts is j u s t l i k e tHIs OR wOrsE. 101101010
40You'll Never Get to Heaven
You'll Never Get to Heaven


CalculatingInfinity
You'll never get there, to infinity!
41Raw Poetic and K-Def
Cool Convos In Quantum Speech


sincerelyaural
The one LandDiving carries on his back.
42 Overlord
Parables Of Umbral Transcendence


Jom
43Beardyman
Distractions


dbizzles
no really, have you seen his beard?
44Elder (USA-MA)
Lore


Trebor.
He's been around, he's done a lot. He's a Sputnik elder.
45Lazyboy
Lazyboy TV


ianxblxblxblx whatever his name was
46Nice As Fuck
Nice As Fuck


SandwichBubble
You really are.
(thanks to bucherbabe for this suggestion)
47Fabulous Head
Unprotected


ArsMoriendi
shaa
48I'm So Hollow
Emotion / Sound / Motion


elliootsmeuth
You are easy...
49The Right Wing Conspiracy
Separation of God and State


zakalwe
Mind-brother...
50Lowtalker
The Marathon


Mort.
nice to chat with
51Citizen King
Mobile Estates


kingdedethefifth
He is the king, but he is also one of us.
(in other words, what does fit with you...)
52Creeping Lovely
Creeping Lovely - EP


theBoneyKing
yeah, you are
53Lost In Oblivion
Vulgar Scenes Of Oblivion


BlazinBlitzer
Cause he's doing so much and yet he is dismissed.
54Stubborn Heart
Stubborn Heart


cylinder
(nuf'n prsnal)
55Wild Party
Phantom Pop


nocuffin
Tha posse makah of Sputnik.
56Alternative Zero
Destroying Realities


sixdegrees
Alt of all alts.
57The Ethical Debating Society
New Sense


dimsim3478
The one to thoroughly discuss things with.
58Trash Talk
Trash Talk


Intothepit
59Handsome Devil
Loves And Kisses From The Underground


neekafat
60Golden Features
Golden Features


RadicalEd
...just look through his threads...
61Forget Me Not
3songsCDep


StickFeit
He's been here for 6 years, but you still don't know him...
62Obnoxious Youth
Disturbing the Graves


Divaman
Those youngsters, ugh..
63Shit Robot
What Follows


VirtualBlaze
64Anal Cunt
40 More Reasons To Hate Us


hal1ax
65Stupid Fucking Asshole
Stupid Fucking EP


Minushuman24
66Man Is The Bastard
Mancruel


BlackwaterPork
67Nihilist Cunt
You're Next


tempest--
68Arsebreed
Munching the Rotten


LethalPaintball
69Bitch
Betsy


Spluger
70Swine
Swine


DatsNotDaMetulz
71Slow Mover
Move Slower


teamster (again)
72Late
Never Forgive / Dreams Are


rodrigo90
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