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08.31.17 Falsest black metal08.18.17 New User Created Music (The Atlas Ghost
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Falsest black metal
1Dimmu Borgir
Abrahadabra


Shagrath looks like a BM Elvis Presley in the video for Gateways.
2Dark Funeral
Where Shadows Forever Reign


Really bad.
3Naglfar
Harvest


Every Naglfar song since Sheol sounds the same. Vittra was good, specifically Emerging From her Weepings and Enslave The Astral Fortress.
4Belphegor
Bondage Goat Zombie


I can't tell if Belphegor are a joke band or not.
5Cradle of Filth
Nymphetamine


An obvious choice for obvious reasons. Still a great band though. Hammer of the Witches was fantastic.
6Borknagar
Urd


Good band, but straight up power metal at times.
7Carpathian Forest
Fuck You All!!!!


CF was awful in the 90's. They got a bit better in the 00's, but never really recorded anything impressive.
8Catamenia
The Rewritten Chapters


I really like Catamenia from Chaosborn to Location:COLD but screw everything that came after or before those albums.
9Gorgoroth
Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam


Ghaal is a fool and a tool.
10Burzum
Umskiptar


From BM icon, to Martha Stewart YouTube personality.
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