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The Good Among the Bad: The Competition ROUND 6

This time around, let's deny the logic completely. List of participants: neekafat, anatelier, DeadlyNightShade, DeusAutomata9012, Sevengill, Conmaniac, Drifter, dbizzles, DoofusWainwright, BlazinBlitzer, AsleepInTheBack, bgillesp, Joeman82, CompostCompote
1Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!

-ELIMINATED-
DeusAutomata9012
Talk Shit

Your parents must be proud of you. 0/5
2brokeNCYDE
BC 13

-ELIMINATED-
anatelier
Bree Bree

There is something perfectly beautiful about 30 year old men singing and shouting the words "And we hit up the club. and you know we getting love. When we riding on some dubs, Ta ta totally dude!" set to the blandest beats one could ever imagine. Seriously, if you took one of those cheap supermarket synthesisers and press the pre-generated song button, it'll sound better than this. 0.5/5

(anatelier stays in the game, because he won before)
3Blood on the Dance Floor
EPIC

Joeman82
Sexting

My wife told me that this is pretty much what she hears when I try to sound romantic...fair enough, I guess. 1.0/5
4Justin Bieber
Under the Mistletoe

neekafat
Drummer Boy

This is female lead away from getting onto Hannah Montana soundtrack. Also, Busta Rhymes, you're better than this, c'mon man. 1.1/5
5Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1

bgillesp
Remember

Is Etienne Sin actually black? I honestly didn't notice. Well, he definitely ain't black enough to justifiably use the word 'nigga' in every sentence. 1.3/5
P.S.: The music video is about the greatest thing I've ever seen...
6Exoskeleton
Plutonian Herd

Sevengill
Death Orgasm

This is what every single Drone music precedent sound like to me. 1.5/5
P.S.: The album cover is quite badass though.
7Nicki Minaj
Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded

DoofusWainwright
Stupid Hoe

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah WHAT'S THAT NOISE WHAT IS IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER MAKE IT STOP. 1.5/5
8Soulja Boy
Souljaboytellem.com

DeadlyNightShade
Donk

This track isn't madeningly godawful, but it just sounds extremely generic and annoyingly repetative, which is the biggest compliment I could give it. 1.5/5
9Deuce
Nine Lives

AsleepInTheBack
Freak Now

Late Linkin Park's main inspiration. 1.6/5
10LA Party Machine
Dispicable

Drifter
Work Me Out

Proof that all that weed gets to Snoop Dogg's head and makes it kinda fucked up. 1.7/5
11Right Said Fred
Up

CompostCompote
Don't Talk Just Kiss

It's like looking at the pictures of you, when you were in your early teens, when you didn't know what you actually look like and thought that your looks are cool at the very least. And now you're older and you see your young self for what you were, a dumb little style-less awkward dweeb. 1.9/5
12Waking the Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

BlazinBlitzer
Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

While the instrumental finesse is somewhat present, the production and the perpetual-berping-machine kind of vocals make it a gadawful experience. Also, the lyrics are some of the most philosophically challenging sincerity one could ever endure. Also, instructions unclear, ended up befriending the rapist and making him a cheesecake. 2.0/5
13Die Antwoord
Ten$ion

dbizzles
I Fink U Freeky

I mean, yeah, it's godawful, but it's not like the band was serious about this. They know exactly what they're doing and I know people, who are able to enjoy it. I don't get it, but I am not repulsed by it either. 2.1/5
14Darius Rucker
True Believers

-VICTORIOUS-
Conmaniac
Wagon Wheel

Actually, this is fairly alright. I mean, I can't stand Country, but this song's simplicity and light-hearted nature is actually somewhat pleasing, even though it pretty much consists of all the worst Country clichés. 3.0/5
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