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Just Garbage Gateway Bands

Though I do plan on posting a list on solid gateway bands, I think we all would like to have some fun looking at some of the worst. Also note, there are a couple bands here that are good, but don't really serve as great gateway bands. In case you're wondering, a gateway band is a band that opens up a music genre for someone. Also, list in no particular order.
1Limp Bizkit

Aren't we starting off with a stellar band here? Known for being pretentious, annoying, and incredibly popular, Limp Bizkit has no right to be as successful as they were.
2Cannibal Corpse

Note: Cannibal Corpse is good. Watching a Cannibal Corpse music video as your introduction to metal in general: not good, usually.
3Behemoth

Blackened, Satanic, Death Metal. Boy, doesn't that just sound like a great introductory band? You do? Ok, tell me how that goes. Also, these guys are pretty good too.
4Emmure

Chugga Chugga Wugga Wugga. 0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. I made an Emmure song. This is a band you show people if you DON'T want them to get into metal.
5Burzum

The guy arrested for murder and arson, gg Varg, gg. Also, if Burzum happens to be someone's gateway into metal in the first place, don't tell them about Varg. As for Black metal, maybe decent?
6BABYMETAL

Actually probably good as a gateway band, but I don't like them. Let the flame war ignite in the comments below.
7ATILLLA

Allow me to describe Atilla in Atilla language: *** *********************** ******* you ************ ****** ****** ******. Also, they've commited mass genocide to good music as we know it.
8Blood on the Dance Floor

F*ck emo
9Meshuggah

If you haven't figured it out yet, Meshuggah is one of my favorite bands. However, people should not have their metal introduction be downtuned 8-string guitars, polyrhythmic blast-beats, and death growls.
10Design the Skyline

The like/ dislike bar and comments are disabled on youtube. Let that sink in.
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