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1000 Soundoffs (You Blew It!)

I was going to make a list celebrating the monumentous occasion of the writing of my one thousandth soundoff, but then I checked my profile again and somehow the number already inexplicably ticked up by 1 from 999, thus ruining my whole charade. I was specifically keeping it at 999 until I could decide which record to make my 1000ths, but that's all gone down the tubes now. Clearly, the Sput Secret Police don't want me to have fun. Oh well. Here's some stuff.
1You Blew It!
Grow Up, Dude


Never actually jammed this band, but I stole their name for the list title so hey maybe you should cheq this. Maybe I should check this. Yeah? Yeah.
2Barn Owl
Ancestral Star


Late night star-gazing ambient guitar metal drone. Fuzzy, chill. Melt some marshmalalloows, stare into the infinite abyss--you know, fun? Have some of that.
3Brian Eno
Thursday Afternoon


This one's better than Ambient 1 but still kinda meh. It's sounds much warmer tho (thx synthesizers), so imo it's the superior record. Under-appreciated here on ye olde Sputnik, so pls cheq maybe.
4Yndi Halda
Enjoy Eternal Bliss


The melodies kind of annoy me idk I don't like it 2.5/5. New one is good tho.
5Dumal
The Lesser God


This is basically an American band ripping off Mgla but they riff so hard idek. It's American Mgla. Amoogla. One of the better bm albums of the year so far, pls x2 cheq.
6Jay Som
Everybody Works


Noisy loud shoegaze rock or something. Female sangs. Cuteness. Riffs.
7Bing and Ruth
No Home of the Mind


Piano ambient. If you like that Eno stuff, Bing & Ruth should be on your todo list, since theirs is some of the finer piano-based ambient music out there.
8Max Richter
Three Worlds: Music from Woolf Works


Another winner from the playboy of modern classical. You go, Max Richter.
9Braveyoung
Misery and Pride


Minimalist post-rock/modern classical/ambient. Abject melancholy. Cellos.
Their one dude was in a car accident. He's OK now but pls 1 rate = 10 pray.
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