Devastator: Sputnik Job Census

Devastator 03.30.17	List is the stuff I've been jamming this week. Currently I'm working at a clinic as a patient rep and it's pretty great I gotta say.
Ryus 03.30.17	high school
SandwichBubble 03.30.17	Physical Therapist Assistant/Aide
Snide 03.30.17	Caretaker / Senior Center Worker
MuhNamesTyler 03.30.17	Sales
UndineParty 03.30.17	I'm a piece of shit
MonotoneMop 03.30.17	Professional job-seeker aka worthless piece of shit I used to have really cool job descriptions, though
budgie 03.30.17	5 greatest album of all time i sell trees for a living but going back to school for mycology
dbizzles 03.30.17	Loan Officer, consumer loans.
Rigma 03.30.17	high school [2]
MyNameIsPencil 03.30.17	cashier at a buffet. I can't wait til I'm 21 so I can try and get a bartending job or something
Drifter 03.30.17	High school [3]
butcherboy 03.30.17	I work at a small art magazine, and bartend on the weekends..
Grimlin 03.30.17	graphic designer for a technical school
Snake. 03.30.17	i keep aisles tidy and products in order at a health food store
minty901 03.30.17	Human genetics research scientist.
CompostCompote 03.30.17	@minty901 Will you cure my diabetes?
Maniac! 03.30.17	Network Security Analyst
Satellite 03.30.17	dietitian at a rehab facility (post-trauma/surgery, not drugz n booze)
BlazinBlitzer 03.30.17	Low School.
Spacesh1p 03.30.17	IT consulting for insurance companies and banks.
literallyzach 03.30.17	I'm a student and work part time at an office on campus and then at Nordstrom Rack for extra money on the weekends :( plz save me
Calc 03.30.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=720282&listid=164480
DominionMM1 03.30.17	patient transport lead at a hospital also going to school for nursing
Titan 03.30.17	System Operator at an electric utility. Yes, I control the electric grid.
emester 03.30.17	Nothing yet, but there's a good chance I may be interning at NBC this summer. Dunno what that will entail but i'm crossing my fingers for actual experience
Satellite 03.30.17	you're the next kenneth parcell
RogueNine 03.30.17	Knew we had a list like this somewhere. But yes, television meteorologist.
Titan 03.30.17	do you have a clip of your work Rogue?
Ryus 03.30.17	lol thats awesome
theBoneyKing 03.30.17	I guess you could say college is my full time job, but I do have a part time job cleaning bathrooms
RogueNine 03.30.17	Hehe, I'd show ya but I'd rather keep my identity anonymous here.
Titan 03.30.17	figured that, sweet gig man
Satellite 03.31.17	the day i got my grownup job was the day i deleted my name from my sput profile
RogueNine 03.31.17	Thanks bruh.
danielito19 03.31.17	college/cleaning bathrooms [2]
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.31.17	"Ghost are you really an attorney?" Yea. "Ghost will you say what firm you work at?" No.
ianblxdsoe 03.31.17	high school [4]
Dewinged 03.31.17	Translator and videogame tester
Sinternet 03.31.17	well i applied for a seasonal youth leader role today and i think i have a good chance of getting it
JWT155 03.31.17	Finance
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.31.17	Lead our youth down the path of righteousness.
Sinternet 03.31.17	you know it bb it suits me perfectly actually because 12 weeks work will completely pay off the course i wanna study next year so i dont have to be straggled with debt before i even go to uni
Danred97 03.31.17	Custodian/Cook for daycare. Might not be very glamorous, but I honestly wouldn't want to work anywhere else. It's like one big family.
Archelirion 03.31.17	I'm a student, though during the summer months I pick/maintain tomato plants
RunOfTheMill 03.31.17	Software engineer intern/landscaper/ski instructor/T.A.
RunOfTheMill 03.31.17	budgie dude, have you already started mycology? Aaron, tomatoes as a hobby or you work.on a produce farm?
Kompys2000 03.31.17	I steal CDs from thrift stores and sell them to the local used record shop. Not much but it's a living
Archelirion 03.31.17	Commercial greenhouses. It can get bloody hot, but I quite like the job really.
Divaman 03.31.17	Proofreader/Adoption Worker
cvlts 03.31.17	Project Manager, Architectual Commercial Construction
Itwasthatwas 03.31.17	physician
random 03.31.17	Front End Returner at Costco.
minty901 03.31.17	@CompostCompote sorry, working on cancer atm.
Winesburgohio 03.31.17	Journalist bAbey
Chortles 03.31.17	i am a corporate sellout
WhatKeepsMeHere 03.31.17	Administrative Assistant at an agency for the mentally disabled
Jeffrulesyou 03.31.17	General Sales Manger/Trucking Company Consultant Anyone want a business card? Ha ha!
MO 03.31.17	financial analyst
Maniac! 03.31.17	"financial analyst" What does your day-to-day work consist of? I sometimes wonder about shifting from IT/Networking to Finance. (but probably won't)
EphemeralEternity 03.31.17	doll bludger
BallsToTheWall 03.31.17	Stomach filler
TheSpirit 03.31.17	I work general brokerage agency for life insurance
JWT155 03.31.17	I'm a financial analyst too Maniac. Depending on the company it can range from CSM client interaction work, lots of work with SQL, heavy Excel use, etc. But ti's a position that can change drastically depending on the company, from a very hands on technical range to a very client driven, lots of meetings and managing other people.
chug73 03.31.17	I gentrify suburbs
guitarded_chuck 03.31.17	i am too in finance i'm going back next year to do a one year training + internship deal in ocean engineering because enviro sci is actually my background and this desk jockey shit is easy but boring
JWT155 03.31.17	123 chuck, job is easy but so boring. Plus I've been at the same company ofr 4 years full time, 5 years overall and could use a change of scenery and a pay bump
guitarded_chuck 03.31.17	yeah ill probably take a slight pay cut up front cause its a bit of a reset but i dont really care id rather enjoy my day to day more, and the pay will most likely surpass what i make now and reach a higher potential peak in time
MO 03.31.17	"What does your day-to-day work consist of? I sometimes wonder about shifting from IT/Networking to Finance. (but probably won't)" it's funny cause it's a job title that is thrown around a lot. it's not a financial analyst in the traditional sense like say say using calculus to study the market and actuarials and shit. I focus more on accounting than financial stuff. riveting I know, but the hours are amazing and leads me to being able to have full evenings to gym, jam and chill with the gf.
Maniac! 03.31.17	Haha so a similar lifestyle to what I already have in the information security world Thanks for the info, sputbros.
RunOfTheMill 03.31.17	Nice, that's the life MO man.
SteveOffProbation 03.31.17	I'm a cashier/training to be a floor manager at a grocery store ha that's my job guys look did I prove my worth yet
NorthernSkylark 03.31.17	I never had a job, because I'm to shyyyyyy
MO 03.31.17	"ha that's my job guys look did I prove my worth yet" whatever it takes man at least you're working m/
Ovrot 03.31.17	librarian
JWT155 03.31.17	you mean sexy librarian ovrot
Ovrot 03.31.17	you know it babe
JamieTwort 03.31.17	Network planner for a gas company.
Dinosaur 03.31.17	buyer of perishables (food).
SirDrumsalot 03.31.17	Loan officer assistant training to become an underwriter, son!
Typhoon24 03.31.17	law student
JeetJeet 03.31.17	You know those friendly people at your local grocery store that hand out free samples? Thats me. I'm also a volunteer at my community center. Shit is filled with annoying kids but they're cool sometimes.
chug73 03.31.17	I am legit surprised how many people here actually have jobs
Nazzadan 03.31.17	IT for local school district
Feather 03.31.17	Analytics Consultant for IBM
Tunaboy45 03.31.17	Student and finance writer on the side
Sevengill 03.31.17	Language and speech analysis/transcription for Amazon's Alexa AI, also run a home music studio, staff writer at The Sonic Sensory
mindleviticus 03.31.17	student
Funeralopolis 03.31.17	graduated university almost a year ago and still can't get a job in my field hahaha fucking kill me
Orb 03.31.17	electrician
dbizzles 04.01.17	Huh. I figured you'd work in Evokaphilia.
CamiloG 04.01.17	International cooperation assistant at a foundation
pizzamachine 04.01.17	If I told you I'd have to kill you.
teamster 04.01.17	Local food distribution warehouse. International Brotherhood of Teamsters, Local 200
Dedes 10.11.18	Reviving this list baby. I work full time at an Italian deli/grocer
Asdfp277 10.11.18	chronic masturbator
BlushfulHippocrene 10.11.18	"I work full time at an Italian deli/grocer" That sounds sweet. How is it?
MrHarrison 10.11.18	Dole bludger
Clumseee 10.11.18	writer at an ad agency
Sinternet 10.11.18	student/youth worker during the summer
MrSirLordGentleman 10.11.18	law student
GhostB1rd 10.11.18	That's sinternet's way of saying he plays with kids.
gagnonov 10.11.18	Level designer
Emim 10.11.18	Cook/lots of other stuff
hal1ax 10.11.18	case manager / outreach at a non-profit recuperative care facility for the homeless
Tunaboy45 10.11.18	Still work finance when I'm home but at uni it's all about pulling those pints 💪💪💪
butcherboy 10.11.18	researcher on a medical team..
guitarded_chuck 10.11.18	male gigolo
Dedes 10.11.18	@blush It's a job man, that's what matters. We're severely understaffed and it gets pretty damn busy so it gets hectic. Cant complain this week however since I got half the hours I normally do lmao.
ZombieToyDuck 10.11.18	graphic designer and package loader at UPS
jmh886 10.11.18	mechanical engineer. also unpaid musician.
BMDrummer 10.11.18	slingin records at Bull Moose Music mother fuckers!!
BigPleb 10.11.18	Building Sales
Funeralopolis 10.12.18	operations manager / purchaser
THVRTVVN 10.12.18	i be makin mad coffee
Cryptkeeper 10.12.18	Working in a warehouse till I finish my study
ripquill 10.12.18	front desk at an upscale hotel
Trifolium 10.12.18	Biology education researcher
Gnocchi 10.12.18	Head chef
JS19 10.12.18	Engineering PhD student
garas 10.12.18	Biology master student