Snide
03.19.17 | Part two coming soon I guess, was pretty drunk last night and just decided to post it this morning anyways. |
Tyler.
03.19.17 | I'm not reading this |
Snide
03.19.17 | "I'm not reading this"
Aw, and I was gonna put you in chapter 3 |
kascetcadettt
03.19.17 | was planning to read selectively but then noticed who's the author |
adr
03.19.17 | reported |
kascetcadettt
03.19.17 | this is literally evil |
ZippaThaRippa
03.19.17 | 0/10 |
Snide
03.19.17 | Thank you all for such kind words. |
Relinquished
03.19.17 | hope you didn't hurt yourself too much thinking this up |
Snide
03.19.17 | "hope you didn't hurt yourself too much thinking this up"
I mean I was drunk and wrote it in like 10 minutes so not really tbh |
Ryus
03.19.17 | why |
Snide
03.19.17 | I'll probably post these like once a week, where zak visits the homes of individual users with his giant tavern bot.
It'll be a nice fun little thing tbh. |
ZippaThaRippa
03.19.17 | "It'll be a nice fun little thing tbh."
debatable |
Drifter
03.19.17 | I forgot about this.. This is actually really cool |
Snide
03.19.17 | It took 15 comments to get a positive comment.
Nice. |
FullOfSounds
03.19.17 | how much did you drink tho |
Snide
03.19.17 | "how much did you drink tho"
three shots of captain morgan cannonball, six shots of absolut. |
Sinternet
03.19.17 | aww its not bad |
FullOfSounds
03.19.17 | lol this is cool tho snide, wouldn't mind a semi-frequent posting of these |
TheSpaceMan
03.19.17 | what is captain cannonball? |
ZippaThaRippa
03.19.17 | https://us.captainmorgan.com/rum-drink/cannon-blast/ |
TheSpaceMan
03.19.17 | oh cool bottle but I don't really like the captain outside of cheap rum+cokes at the bar |
Snide
03.19.17 | Glad those of you who read it are enjoying it! Part two next week or sooner, where zak visits another three users |
TheSpaceMan
03.19.17 | i'm rooting for zak tbh |
Snide
03.19.17 | There might even be a showdown between zak and another user next week, stay tuned to find out! |
MercySeat
03.19.17 | This was actually pretty funny, even for me who has trouble keeping track of some of the users on here. I'd read more if you kept releasing them. |
kascetcadettt
03.19.17 | you should ask zak to do his own lines tbh |
MercySeat
03.19.17 | Pots should show up soon, though you could opt to slowly tease his presence like Thanos or something. |
Snide
03.19.17 | zak quotes will be interwoven throughout future chapters. |
ArsMoriendi
03.19.17 | "KILL, donned in nothing but a red shimmery bathrobe, holding a pipe and a 1980s playboy magazine, looked up at zak and with poetic gusto and earnest dedication stated, “ur a fag.” He then strolled back into the abode, to which zak parted from with an amicable understanding that his abode was an honorary bar."
...The fuck lol |
SandwichBubble
03.19.17 | Sputnik: The Video Game plot leaked DOWNLOAD [2017] |
Tunaboy45
03.19.17 | cool story, inventive |
UndineParty
03.19.17 | Missed the chance to give zak a dolphin dildo ray gun tbh |
Snide
03.19.17 | "Sputnik: The Video Game plot leaked DOWNLOAD [2017]"
Naw the video game has a separate plot. |
Storm In A Teacup
03.19.17 | lmao |
Snide
03.19.17 | "Missed the chance to give zak a dolphin dildo ray gun tbh"
Changed tbh, the lore has been slightly altered this one time because it's too good to pass up. |
Storm In A Teacup
03.19.17 | tbh I'm super excited I want in |
Cygnatti
03.19.17 | > fanfic not written by acad
sorry fam |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Storm: Don't worry fam I gotta plan for you to show up and it's gonna be funny as hell. |
Tyler.
03.19.17 | When is my cameo |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Tyler: I told you man I was gonna put you in chapter 3 if you read it lol |
EphemeralEternity
03.19.17 | i'm not sure what to make of all this, I think i'll see myself out |
Tyler.
03.19.17 | Do you actually have this planned out lol |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Tyler: Yeah dude I have the story planned you're debuting in Chapter 3 with sixdegrees, Jom, and Willie |
Tyler.
03.19.17 | How many chapters |
Storm In A Teacup
03.19.17 | sweet |
Tunaboy45
03.19.17 | Agreed storm this is cool I'd definitely want in on this |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Tyler: I've got the next five chapters planned out in terms of the users that are gonna be on them. |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Storm / Tuna: You're both gonna be in on this, idk what chapter though |
zakalwe
03.19.17 | This is fucking class! |
Storm In A Teacup
03.19.17 | save me for part 4 and 5 or 6 or both |
Snide
03.19.17 | @Zak: Ayyy glad you like it man
@Storm: Okay I'll save your character for chapter 6 man |
alienobserver
03.19.17 | "KILL, donned in nothing but a red shimmery bathrobe, holding a pipe and a 1980s playboy magazine, looked up at zak and with poetic gusto and earnest dedication stated, “ur a fag.” He then strolled back into the abode, to which zak parted from with an amicable understanding that his abode was an honorary bar."
grade A |
Snide
03.20.17 | "grade A"
Thanks Alien! |
KILL
03.20.17 | lol was this inspired by http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=429519&listid=92834 |
RogueNine
03.20.17 | The only sput story you really need is Sowing's wedding fanfiction. |
Dedes
03.20.17 | Drunk snide is best snide |
Dedes
03.20.17 | I'm not gonna lie I fucking love this I don't care if it's stupid snides our official emo comedian. |
EphemeralEternity
03.20.17 | am i in any part? |
TheSpaceMan
03.20.17 | is zak the main antagonist of this story? if so I hope he's a static character to reflect his stubborn old self |
Snide
03.21.17 | Zak's the main antagonist / anti-hero? |