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| Some of the most frustrating albums I've heard
Albums I want to like, or like more, but have something (or multiple things) holding them back. No particular order | 1 | | Nightwish Imaginaerum
Has some great ideas in place and even makes use of them on occasion, but it feels like the album isn't committed to its vision. It feels like the album wants to enchant us and make us feel like we're inside a snow globe, and while there are some beautiful sights, the glass is cracked and makes the illusion come out fragmented. | 2 | | Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful
This album almost has the opposite problem; the vision and direction are clear but the standout moments are a blur. Even the epic finale falls short. The band feel like they're on autopilot, especially Floor, whose potential is wasted in an album that feels utterly blase. | 3 | | Nevermore Dead Heart In A Dead World
Coming off the heels of Dreaming Neon Black was a tall order, and while I do technically enjoy this album, it failed to leave a lasting impression on me other than being a so-so follow-up to its drastically superior predecessor. While it holds up well enough from an objective standpoint, I get the impression the band were trying to streamline things a bit, which leads to a less ambitious album than they were capable of. | 4 | | Dream Theater The Astonishing
My review does a well enough job explaining why this album was such an astonishing frustration (hey, I avoided those when I wrote the review, I think I'm allowed one); the short version is that in Dream Theater's desire to do whatever they want, they choose something that is equal parts over-the-top, comical and boring. It frustrates me because I tend to be a defender of these guys, right down to James LaBrie's vocals, but this album is impossible for me to defend. What's more is I got into Dream Theater at the worst time possible, because they were coming to Florida but were going to perform this album in its entirety. I wanted to see them live just to experience it, but this album was bad enough to make me forgo the chance. | 5 | | Sonata Arctica The Days of Grays
Just from a thematic standpoint, The Days of Grays should've been right up my alley. Sonata Arctica were continuing from Unia but smoothing things out, not to mention I'm rather fond of the artwork, which is typically a good sign that I'll enjoy an album. However, this album barely left a mark on my mind. The direction was technically there, but the execution was MIA. | 6 | | Sabaton The Last Stand
This is half of a Sabaton album in my books, because they took half of what makes them such a fun band (the powerful, chant-inducing music) and stripped it down to make them sound feeble. I blame the thin, insipid production, but there was also a sense of disinterest to the entire album as well. For me to say a Sabaton album wasn't fun or entertaining is, in my opinion, a cardinal sin. | 7 | | Keep of Kalessin Epistemology
Given that I enjoyed Reptilian and was curious about the idea of a likely over-the-top sci-fi approach for its follow-up, I had some genuine excitement for Epistemology. And while the first couple tracks were enjoyable, the gimmick quickly wore thin. I'm a sucker for albums like this, but its flashy nature turned into oversaturation. | 8 | | Wintersun Time I
The time (not intended, I swear) away from both Wintersun albums has made me wonder if maybe their debut wasn't just a fluke, but is overhyped. I'm almost afraid to go back and listen to the Wintersun album now. In any case, Time I lost much of what made its predecessor stand out, part of which had to do with its spine, its sense of bite. The softer, more symphonic nature of Time I just made it feel so bland after an album that tickled many of the subgenres I tend to enjoy. | 9 | | Symphony X Underworld
I wasn't a big fan of Iconoclast. I found it to be a dull listen that couldn't even begin to justify its dual-album length. Underworld, despite being more concise, is just more of the same from Iconoclast and did nothing to help Symphony X progress as a band. There are the faintest traces of a memorable album here, but I find it all to sound less impassioned than it probably is. I'm ready to blame this on the production again, except unlike The Last Stand, which was devoid of power, Underworld technically has the capability but is muted just enough to make me lose interest, which is even more frustrating in its own way. That and the fact that Symphony X are superior band. | 10 | | Redemption The Art of Loss
I had half the mind to put Blackwater Park on here, since I see people shower it with praise but couldn't understand loving it THAT much. However, Blackwater Park is still an enjoyable album for me, and I wouldn't say I find myself thinking "it's held back by so much." I mention Blackwater Park because I had a similar experience with The Art of Loss, where it seems everyone "got" something about this album that I clearly didn't. However, I give Redemption the mention here because it was difficult for me to say I enjoyed this album. I know this band are capable of engaging material, but this left me feeling an overwhelming indifference. And on the occasion it would seem to go somewhere more interesting, it pulls back and finds whatever track hinted at progression stuck in the same rut. | 11 | | Metallica Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
Maybe Metallica feel the time they take between albums is reason enough to give us an overabundance of material. However, they're still heavy/thrash metal, a genre that hardly needs to be carried out longer than even most power metal albums will indulge in. The runtime kills what charm this album has going for it, which is being the most straightforward and traditional Metallica album since their self-titled. The title track and "Moth into Flame" had me truly excited, but before disc one was even done, my mind had checked out. | 12 | | Demons and Wizards Demons & Wizards
I really like Iced Earth (well, up to The Glorious Burden) and I really like Blind Guardian, so the two meshing forces should've been awesome. Unfortunately, there are too many slow moments here that make me feel as if the two power metal giants wasted their potential. Sometimes it shines, like "Heaven Denies," "Fiddler on the Green" and "Blood on My Hands," but the rest of the time it feels like a clouded sky at night. | 13 | | Circus Maximus Havoc
It feels like Circus Maximus have been trying to make their music more approachable with every subsequent release. I don't mind as long as the music remains enjoyable, and I even found myself liking Nine more than most seem to. So after four years I was interested to see where they'd take their sound, and the result was a plain, minimalist helping of clean production and borderline-embarrassing mesh of pop-rock and prog, a mix that to this day leaves me scratching my head. I know Circus Maximus aren't going for a heavier sound, but the least they could do is keep things interesting. Album is such a whimper. | 14 | | Amorphis Skyforger
I feel like Amorphis were trying to be a bit more progressive on this album, maybe in an attempt to freshen the wonderful formula they had on Silent Waters. In many ways it succeeds, because it remains a catchy and enjoyable atmospheric album, but the second half of the album (one or two tracks aside) felt messy and uncertain, which killed the chance they had for another excellent offering. Instead, this album teeters between good and great with fleeting glimpses of something terrific, but never quite achieving that sensation. | |
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02.23.17 | Being frustrated about something I want to like but don't is not a concept I am familiar with. It should be a black and white thing. | BigBlob
02.23.17 | you gonna at least mention why you find the albums frustrating? | DoofusWainwright
02.23.17 | Look at the album covers - you're gonna have a bad time | WeinerMan
02.23.17 | i'd be frustrated too if I listened to nothing but metal | EphemeralEternity
02.23.17 | abandon all expectations and you shan't have any more disappointments/frustrations | Artuma
02.23.17 | "Look at the album covers - you're gonna have a bad time"
lol yeah all these album covers are pretty awful. then again it's one of the definitive characteristics of power metal | Lavair
02.23.17 | For the Dream Theater album, I did listen to the whole first disc of it. Afterwards, I thought "why am I doing this to myself?" so I never listened to any of those songs on the album again. | WhatKeepsMeHere
02.23.17 | The Metallica album cover is one of the reasons I've stayed away from it. What were they thinking? | DoofusWainwright
02.23.17 | Metallica the pimple you just can't quite squish? | BigBlob
02.23.17 | they were thinking how cool that crowbar album cover is | Rik VII
02.23.17 | 14 is pretty awesome though. But I can get behind the other choices. | Flugmorph
02.23.17 | some good albums on here yo | ZippaThaRippa
02.23.17 | Yeah Skyforger has a pretty monstrous opening 4 tracks. I don't really listen to it after that but those 4 songs alone just make my heart soar. | MarsKid
02.23.17 | You should discuss more on these lists dude, like why are these particular albums frustrating to you | Xenorazr
02.23.17 | I'm surprised by the turnout for this list. I'll go back and add my reasons why they frustrate me when I get home from work tonight. | dctarga
02.23.17 | This may be a little off and old, but "Within the Ruins - Invade" irritates the hell out of me. I want to love the music, but the vocals and lyrics really kill the whole thing.
Thats pretty much how I feel about anything they've done since, they would be a lot more fun as an instrumental band
| 50iL
02.23.17 | Just quit on 4 | Xenorazr
02.24.17 | I've updated the list with descriptions for anyone still interested. | Trebor.
02.24.17 | maybe listen to a good genre? | TheSpaceMan
02.24.17 | "Being frustrated about something I want to like but don't is not a concept I am familiar with. It should be a black and white thing."
not to speak for this dude but i feel that when the album succeeds in some songs and fails in others. imagine getting one of the most delicious tasting dishes you've ever had, with two died flies in it | Xenorazr
02.24.17 | You mean like dubstep? | Trebor.
02.24.17 | yeah dude check Burial | Ocean of Noise
02.24.17 | Check Burial [∞] | Xenorazr
02.24.17 | @Space: Or a filet mignon topped with expired Ragu. | TheSpaceMan
02.24.17 | well that just sounds intentional | EphemeralEternity
02.24.17 | check skrillex | Xenorazr
02.24.17 | ^oh you | EphemeralEternity
02.24.17 | better than hardwired tbh |
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