ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | True story |
Trebor.
02.21.17 | Sometimes I use way too much garlic when I cook to remind myself what it's like to FEEL |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | i tried calling my dad today |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | provocative title |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Haha you fucking idiot |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | i bet hes thinking the same thing |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | wait what |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | ??????? |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Whoa looks like we've got a game of telephone going |
Sevengill
02.21.17 | something about Black Veil Brides |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | can one of you help me find my dad? or should i just leave |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | i found him he was chillin in the islands! |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | shut the fuck up |
Sinternet
02.21.17 | why the fuck did you eat stale bread |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | ok ill tell him you miss him |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | ive been wondering that same thing this whole time |
Archelirion
02.21.17 | 7's a monster of an EP m/
Stale bread can be kinda nice. I'm behind your decision Zip. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | 'why the fuck did you eat stale bread'
It wasn't super stale but I knew that if I waited until tomorrow it was going to be inedible. Didn't want to waste it. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | There are starving kids in Africa you know |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | shouldn't've just done it |
Calc
02.21.17 | "can one of you help me find my dad? or should i just leave"
pretty sure I saw him hitchhiking off I-5 earlier today. had to call the cops on him don't want him to get hurt. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Hey if it makes you feel any better, if your dad is anything like you he's probably not any fun to talk to anyways |
FullOfSounds
02.21.17 | It doesn't have to be like this |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | then my dad showed up |
Tyler.
02.21.17 | Hahaha nice |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Feel like I should add a Dads album to this list. Lotta dad talk. |
Satellite
02.21.17 | "Sometimes I use way too much garlic"
this is not possible |
Trebor.
02.21.17 | Very true |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | I use like 4-5 cloves when making Carbonara.
Shit won't come out of your fingertips for days, GOD it's so annoying |
FullOfSounds
02.21.17 | It's certainly possible to use too much garlic salt |
JeetJeet
02.21.17 | If you eat ass eating stale bread is like....just another day in the office. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Well duh, that's cuz it's salt you scrub |
50iL
02.21.17 | lol |
Satellite
02.21.17 | don't use garlic salt you idiot |
porcupinetheater
02.21.17 | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4WF-XCVYAAq8WO.jpg |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | sometimes i go through the trouble of talking to a girl and getting her number and taking her out and getting her into bed and leaving just before i put my dick in, just to feel the sweet ache of blue balls. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | You lost me at you talking to a girl
immersion was just ruined |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | don't self harm |
TheSpaceMan
02.21.17 | dont use garlic salt [2] |
Conmaniac
02.21.17 | I love garlic salt |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | okay |
Dedes
02.21.17 | If I remember I think I saw Zippa was Italian somewhere so he probably inhales garlic in his sleep. Also all garlic is good garlic. |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | "You lost me at you talking to a girl
immersion was just ruined"
no one who enjoys metal gets laid. join me in virginhood. |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | my dad ate a hard bread once |
Dedes
02.21.17 | How'd that turn out for him |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | I have a real life girlfriend whom I frequently have sex with. I'm waiting to wake up aaaaaaany day now, believe me |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | does she eat garlic |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Yeah but she's not a big fan of onions. Super picky eater. |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | does she eat salitre |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | oh he's dead.
he rollerbladed into an ice cream truck |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Isn't that a condom ad |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | hello zipper
what do those spanish words mean below ur name |
Satellite
02.21.17 | w/ death by yr side |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | /m |
Satellite
02.21.17 | my gf's from peru and she refuses to help me get better at spanish so she can talk shit about me to her friends. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Nah it's punk actually
It's an album by #5 on this list that's not in the DB. Cool fuckin band. |
rabidfish
02.21.17 | don't use that much garlic for carbonara, you fucking troglodite... 1 tooth of garlic for every 4 servings is more than alright. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | My gf is from Chile and she constantly complains about my lack of effort to learn Spanish. Sounds like we have the opposite problem.
Tell your gf that my gf said that they invented Pisco and to go eat a guinea pig |
50iL
02.21.17 | I can help ya out Satellite
I'll translate anything you put on my shoutbox for ya |
Satellite
02.21.17 | lol they have an album in the db called "los primeros anos"
it's missing the tilde so it translates to the first anuses |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Fuck you, I use one clove for every tooth left in my head
#TrogLyfe |
Dinosaur
02.21.17 | croutons. Garlic salt also seems relevant from skimming this. |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | i dated a Colombian girl once
she was fiery |
Satellite
02.21.17 | i speak moderately decent spanish. about half the patients i work with are primarily spanish speakers. i'm by no means conversational tho. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | I am the Prime Butthole
I will impale you on the crumbled dildos of the milennia |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | "lol they have an album in the db called "los primeros anos""
i think i uploaded that one lmao |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | spanish is so easy, save for verb conjugation |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | It's okay, a lot of people struggle with being conversational. You just have to loosen up and be comfortable with who you are. |
Satellite
02.21.17 | yeah spanish has a degree of logic to it that doesn't exist in english. |
Satellite
02.21.17 | by that i meant fluent enough to carry on normal conversations. i'm like the least shy person ever. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Yeah no shit
Why do you have to ruin everything |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | You fuckin CHOWDERHEAD |
Satellite
02.21.17 | mmm chowder |
Satellite
02.21.17 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bbYH_akHg |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Right? Either that or some lobstah bisque |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | RippaThaZippa |
Dinosaur
02.21.17 | In college, 4 semesters of Chinese. Still more confident speaking spanish with highschool nonsense education tbh. |
Satellite
02.21.17 | i made some seafoad bisque w/ shrimp and crab a couple weeks back. it was groin-grabingly delicious. |
hal1ax
02.21.17 | i will be the first among us to conquer Swahili |
Dedes
02.21.17 | I know like 3 words of Italian and like 7 on German because my girlfriend knows some German and I can say "I am a jelly donut" in German now |
Asdfp277
02.21.17 | i know some english |
Dedes
02.21.17 | Nice, I need a translator because I'm so much of a cave troll in my room I can't speak in anything aside from faint mumbles. |
SitruK6
02.21.17 | Once I didn't eat pizza for a whole week, A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK.
If this isn't self harm i don't know what is |
Chortles
02.21.17 | ha |
Aberf
04.19.17 | 3 is jam |
evilford
04.19.17 | what the fuck kinda bread does that to your mouth |
pizzamachine
04.19.17 | You don't eat the pizza, the pizza eats you |