FullOfSounds
02.18.17 | Love ya Zak |
TVC15
02.18.17 | [2] |
Dewinged
02.18.17 | lol that Say10 soundoff. Always inspired Zak. |
TheSpaceMan
02.18.17 | "yanks" |
NorthernSkylark
02.18.17 | Expected more banter tbh |
DoofusWainwright
02.18.17 | What can you say? The best we've got |
FullOfSounds
02.18.17 | Bahaha I forgot about "yanks" |
Jeffrulesyou
02.18.17 | I like Zak straight to the point no bullshit I find him poetic!
"Take the CD out and use it to reflect the direct rays of the sun in order to melt the fucker....cos it's shit." hook line sinker right there! 10/10
good man |
FullOfSounds
02.18.17 | Yeah man he basically has his own type of poetry all to himself |
AsleepInTheBack
02.18.17 | as frequently as zak is a bit of a dick, he does have some glorious quotes |
DoofusWainwright
02.18.17 | 'as frequently as zak is a bit of a dick' check your sense of humour settings |
AlexKzillion
02.18.17 | "Sometimes I'll think 'Fuck Me, I'm going to plough straight into something' when I'm driving but it soon passes and my mind usually focuses onto the next passenger boarding the bus."
From that last Snide list |
danielcardoso
02.18.17 | Zak is my man, massive list lol. |
TVC15
02.18.17 | List should be featured tbh |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | I'm just waiting for the man himself to endorse this list |
theBoneyKing
02.19.17 | Classic |
TumsFestival
02.19.17 | Hey cool I made 10 happen lol |
SgtShock
02.19.17 | I love zak |
Dylan620
02.19.17 | List should be featured tbh [2] |
rabidfish
02.19.17 | get more quotes on this and feature [3] |
Dylan620
02.19.17 | There was a list a while back that asked users how they expected to die, and Zak came out with "Peacefully in my sleep, unlike my 120 screaming passengers" or something like that lol
Wish I could find the list |
Calc
02.19.17 | is zak the one that hates muslims? |
ZippaThaRippa
02.19.17 | He's English so probably |
rabidfish
02.19.17 | 'is zak the one that hates muslims?'
with that description it could literally be ANYBODY lol |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.17 | zak's the kind of guy who is a friend of your dad's friend but not but directly friends with your dad because your dad can't stand be to be around him. The kind of guy you'll only see at BBQs hosted by your dad's friend that you go to for the free food. He doesn't have kids of is own, but as soon as he sees you while you're trying to grab a burger he'll start lecturing you piss drunk about how your generation is ungrateful and you'll just be like "um okay Mr... bye now." |
TheSpaceMan
02.19.17 | Oddly specific... |
tempest--
02.19.17 | ^ not in the slightest, ars |
Deathconscious
02.19.17 | Lol |
Deathconscious
02.19.17 | 11 is the best quote. |
Titan
02.19.17 | jesus christ Ars even your opinions about people suck too |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | 1 is my favorite, best copypasta |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | ars did something happen |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.17 | I don't find talking to zak anything close to pleasant what can I say? |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | Just don't take him as seriously as you are |
Spacesh1p
02.19.17 | Zak is a gift to this site. |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | [2] |
talktothehead
02.19.17 | just like me |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.17 | I'd take zak over ALA anyday |
talktothehead
02.19.17 | thanks ars. even though i haven't done anything bad in like a month, thanks for again, being a dick for no fucking reason. |
Archelirion
02.19.17 | "This is possibly the most Brit album of all time. All it needs to consolidate it's place is the vicar in a tutu to fiddle kids."
- Zak on 'The Queen Is Dead' |
JeetJeet
02.19.17 | ALA didn't you write that cringe ass “why are all these black people commenting on my list" comment? |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | Updated |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | JeetJeet you're thinking of rodrigo |
JeetJeet
02.19.17 | Oh. My b ALA. Someone call Rodrigo in here so I can chop him. |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | Nah man he's off requesting bands to come to Argentina on their Facebook's |
zakalwe
02.19.17 | This has melted my heart.
Cheers brats xxx |
bakkermaarten007
02.19.17 | knowing that zak is here is one of the reasons I still visit this site |
DoofusWainwright
02.19.17 | 'knowing that zak is here is one of the reasons I still visit this site'
was my main inspiration for staying on the site in the early days mos def...so you know who to blame
50% Potsy and 50% zak |
TwigTW
02.19.17 | Zak's take on Earthless - From The Ages:
"This is like getting thwacked in the sack by a massive 70s platform shoe but there is no
pain only pleasure. You just see stars."
Brilliant--never change Zak. |
kascetcadettt
02.19.17 | i used to hate potsy, hep and zak but now i love em all |
zakalwe
02.19.17 | I never will twig pal. I'm too much of a dyed in the wool stubborn bastard.
Bak and doof on side. I can die happy. |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | Zak def brightens up the threads |
Tunaboy45
02.19.17 | zak for life |
EphemeralEternity
02.19.17 | fuck the mans made a few comments that have made me spit out my proverbial prune juice, i'll have a peak around for some more |
Titan
02.19.17 | knowing that zak is here is one of the reasons I still visit this site [3] |
EphemeralEternity
02.19.17 | the way he refers to us as slags/scum/bratts is so heartwarming
he also once came dangerously close to convincing me that Nevermind is not a ludicrously overrated record but objectivity prevailed |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | close but not close enough to change ol' balls |
Shadowmire
02.19.17 | good list, top tier user |
FullOfSounds
02.19.17 | Need more quotes guys! |
TVC15
02.19.17 | Why isn't this featured yet |
MrSirLordGentleman
02.19.17 | lov u zak |
FullOfSounds
02.20.17 | Thanks to whoever featured |
TVC15
02.20.17 | YE |
50iL
02.20.17 | This is brilliant
Not one of his other comments on ska albums tho? |
TVC15
02.20.17 | Copypasta-ing the quote for 1 as a soundoff for Pharrell Williams is so perfect |
TVC15
02.20.17 | "Ooh it's slow. Slowwave core.
Whassat? A blast of trumpet. Skaboi.
Come again? Whiskey vox. Swamp Stink Blues.
Fucking ridiculous."
Zak making no sense in the Arrogant Sons of Bitches thread http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33693&page=36#comments |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.20.17 | Knew him when he was an up and comer, lives up the road and we still haven't met to play darts. It's a disgrace. |
zakalwe
02.20.17 | Your too haphazard son.
3 bumps a year in relation to what vinyl you've accumulated makes me think your either mentally ill or a nonce.
Still love ya though. |
emester
02.20.17 | This or Hawk's FB posts |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.20.17 | I'll take that. |
FullOfSounds
02.20.17 | Updated |
LepreCon
02.20.17 | Zak is a true Sputnik hero |
DoofusWainwright
02.20.17 | "The juxtaposition of the weeping star and bloodied tears is incredibly impactive. Emotion as product hammered home by the lost looking girl $1000000 price tag and packaged stylistics of the artwork itself connoting a purchasable consumable.
At a push, this single work of art encompasses the desolation of youth and the corruptibility of innocence like nothing else that has ever been created.
Each glance provides a further assertion that emotion is tangible.
zak aged 16."
Zak explaining the appeal of the Grime 'Art Angels' cover art |
DoofusWainwright
02.20.17 | "Wasted all my money
No it ain't funny
We can't even eat.
Stare.......
Musical soul connection for life.
Everything else bin."
Zak falls hard for Sunhouse |
FullOfSounds
02.20.17 | lmao that's great |
theBoneyKing
02.20.17 | Lmao at the Art Angels one
The irony is that he actually likes that album |
DoofusWainwright
02.20.17 | "Two Tone was born of social circumstance like all good 'genres'
This fucker on the other hand is typical of how music as a power has become a farce. It's no surprise whatsoever to see it was shat out in 2002.
1 it."
Zak explains how to go about rating a Reel Big Fish album |
FullOfSounds
02.20.17 | Diggin up the gold here Doofus |
zakalwe
02.20.17 | Everything's a bit of a mess about except that sunhouse one. |
TVC15
02.21.17 | "Just what we need. Another cunt with shit hair, androdgynous looks and 'no need to wear specs' befuddling us with nonsense that says absolutely nothing."
Zak's thoughts on Neil Cicierega
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=173251 |
Dedes
02.21.17 | Turn the Radio Off is basically the equivalent of going to a shitty beach but the weather is still warm and you haven't had a crab grab you in the cooch so you're like "fuck it I still enjoy this anyway". |
danielito19
02.21.17 | I liked when he told a trans woman she wasn't a woman and then continued to use he/him pronouns in the Lord Mantis thread, you should put those quotes in here |
Dedes
02.21.17 | That'd be petty coming from anyone else tbh but I guess from Zakalwe it doesn't mean much, although to be fair I really don't know him well. |
FullOfSounds
02.21.17 | Personally I don't really care that much but it shouldn't really be excused just because it's Zak |
Dedes
02.21.17 | Well I mean it's just from what I can tell he sounds like he's just trying to dick around and not be serious, unless he actually thinks you shouldn't call transgenders by how they identify in which case he's kind of a prick. Again though, I don't know him. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Oh PUH-LEEZ |
danielito19
02.21.17 | I mean you can read it for yourself, it's like the second page of the lord mantis thread. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | Yeah I will. Also you ok there Zippa?
|
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | links or it didn't happen |
danielito19
02.21.17 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=62071&page=6#comments |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | That's page 6 not page 2 ya bastahd |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | edit: fuck im late. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | That was a dumb fucking conversation all around haha |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | "Well I mean it's just from what I can tell he sounds like he's just trying to dick around and not be serious"
nah, it didnt seem like a joke at all. not that i really give a shit, i dont think thats a crazy opinion to have. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | All of that sparked from an album artwork having both a vagina and penis? Goddamn, maybe were too argumentative. |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | Nah it's a chick with a dick. And somehow, the trans community felt the need to weigh in on the issue. |
danielito19
02.21.17 | Sorry I don't memorize the page number of threads where shit happens |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | It's okay I forgive you |
danielito19
02.21.17 | The artwork was brought up by a lot of people before LilLioness weighed in. I do appreciate your use of a slur though Z, cool shit! |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | uh oh, are we triggered guys? are we fuckin triggered?? time to derail the thread into a shitstorm about trans issues. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | People are offended by someone saying retarded? You can call me a dirty raghead who should hang themselves with their own turban and I really wouldn't care. |
FullOfSounds
02.21.17 | w e e w |
danielito19
02.21.17 | it's the same thing as saying things are gay
you're equating an immutable trait with things that are undesirable |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | yeah i use em all to make sure im not a hypocrite. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | If people keep treating these terms as offensive they'll remain offensive. If you can become desensitized to them they have no power. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | "yeah i use em all to make sure im not a hypocrite."
lol'd fucking hard |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | oh fuck, this is taking an unexpected twist. turns out we're not gonna turn this into a trans thread after all. |
danielito19
02.21.17 | you can't reclaim a slur unless youre a member of the slurred group. otherwise you're just being x-ist |
danielito19
02.21.17 | i can see im not going to get anywhere with you but here https://weeklysift.com/2015/06/29/slurs-who-can-say-them-when-and-why/ |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | "who can say them and why"
lmao |
Dedes
02.21.17 | I suppose it's all contextual. Like if you're a white dude who grew up in idk a largely black neighborhood in Brooklyn, when you say nigger it really may not end up meaning anything because other people around you said it. Also by this standard a black person calling a black person a nigger is really just throwing a slur at their own race. |
Deathconscious
02.21.17 | whoa bro, easy on that hard R, keep it to a light A please! |
ZippaThaRippa
02.21.17 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCHGr4JoEZE |
Dedes
02.21.17 | Lol I really need to get into Louis CK that was fucking great. |
Dedes
02.21.17 | But yeah, again it's all context. You should have your morals straight enough to know when it's ok and when it's not to use certain terms. |
zakalwe
02.24.17 | Where's the balance?
A single noun can't be seen as a criminal offence if it's used out of context but ok if done as a slur between people.
The fact it's used as prejudice or slang is irrelevant, ban it or condone it. Picking and choosing what and when we can say words. Fucking ridiculous.
As for the trans thing I'm with Tucker Carlson. |
DoofusWainwright
02.24.17 | Zak's a yid, there's the context ;D |
zakalwe
02.24.17 | OO! OO! OO! LET THE YIDS OUT!! OO! OO! OO! LET THE YIDS OUT!!!
Ban it. |
Spacesh1p
02.24.17 | "Yid?
Gent it." |
KILL
02.24.17 | oy vey!
great list |
FullOfSounds
02.25.17 | Got a new one |
Flugmorph
02.25.17 | sweet list |
zakalwe
02.25.17 | :D
|
botb
02.25.17 | this thread makes me happy |
TVC15
02.27.17 | "You brat fuckers are like Timmy from Jurassic Park. A fascination with the topic but shits himself when confronted by the real deal and hasn't got a fucking clue."
Zak addressing Nirvana haters
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=62610&page=92#lastpost |
FullOfSounds
02.28.17 | Updated |
FullOfSounds
02.28.17 | Holy shit I'm dying |
FullOfSounds
03.15.17 | Updated |
DoofusWainwright
03.15.17 | Agreed the McDonalds characters were useless. I remember having an early birthday at Wimpys (UK 'rival' to Maccy D's) and we all tried to beat the crap out of the dude in the Mr Wimpy suit. What a way to make a living |
Dewinged
03.15.17 | 12 gets me every fucking time. Oh Zak lol |
theBoneyKing
03.15.17 | In a top Jimmy Eat World songs list:
"Don't know what number 1 is but the band is a colossal great heap of number 2." |
FullOfSounds
03.15.17 | 1's the one that gets me the most lol |
FullOfSounds
03.18.17 | Updated. Zak strikes again |
Azertherion
03.20.17 | "There's nothing more satisfying then having a wank over simulated, synthetic baseless smut. Enriches the soul.
Who needs sensual, organic, 'real' love. Doesn't mean a thing in this day and age. Don't interact with anyone. Don't know how to. Upload and unload for eternity."
Can't tell if serious or not. If it's not it's funny, if it is it's both hilarious and desesperating in the same time. |
FullOfSounds
04.23.17 | zak strikes once again upon the unknowing souls of sputnik |
Dylan620
05.31.17 | Was rummaging through the Sun Kil Moon - Benji thread last night and came across this little Zak gem.
"If sun kil moon killed moon sun kil then whose son would moon kils sun kill." |
zakalwe
05.31.17 | :D |
Tunaboy45
09.07.18 | Last one is an absolute classic |
neekafat
09.07.18 | this is art yeah 3 made me lol |
zakalwe
09.07.18 | Fucking hell, I’m clearly mental. Cool. |
Jasdevi087
10.31.19 | literally how the fuck do you form that opinion of Neil Cicierega |
zakalwe
10.31.19 | It’s literally impossible not to |
Pikazilla
10.31.19 | What a legend. |
sixdegrees
10.31.19 | fucking hell |
CaliggyJack
10.31.19 | "Zak's sick diss on JEW." |
Jasdevi087
10.31.19 | cheers that clears it right up |
Deathconscious
10.31.19 | #4 has me laughing hard. |
parksungjoon
07.24.23 | god incarnate |
SMOKEDOPE
07.24.23 | maybe the best user |
parksungjoon
07.25.23 | http://puu.sh/JMaaS/5d6e002962.png |