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02.23.17 3rd Sputversary -torts02.03.17 Djent Bands For John
01.27.17 an intimate discussion: sach01.21.17 shows I'm going too/complaints about th
01.08.17 MY BANDS FIRST DEMO YEET01.04.17 gotta get something off my chest...
12.18.16 feeling so lonely that nothing matters

an intimate discussion: sach

back from the grave. interview with my BOY.
1Dads
American Radass (This Is Important)

me; torts: wanna do an interview for my long forgotten sput-series "an intimate talk"

sach: yeah aight
call it "an interview with dad"
2Black Malachite
Rage

t: alright dalton, sounds good. how's it going?

s: solid, life's shit and all that.
3Disturbed
The Sickness: 10th Anniversary Edition

t: I can relate to that. have you ever contracted a virus before? I feel like you're somehow immune to all bacteria

s: yeah i have. ol pappy sach ain't invincible. ain't gon disclose what the virus was, but yeah i'll keep it at that.
4Chief Keef
Two Zero One Seven

t: really humbling when you learn your idols aren't immortal. you heard any good music lately?

s: nope. i basically hate all music now. i guess i been bangin the sosa leaks hard, but that shit transcends music, y'feel me.
5Chief Keef
Finally Rich

t: where/when/how did you come to the realization that big gucci sosa is the best musician of all time?

s: when i first heard love sosa... which was some time in 2013/14 i think. wasn't a mad fanatic back then, but after almighty so, bang 2 and nobody there was no turnin back. we all gotta glo up someday. when you growin your balls, son?
6Sachiko M
Bar Sachiko

t: when god allows me to. building off the last question. when did you first start digging both noise and slam?

s: been jammin noise since forever. i was mad into dxc around 09/10, which slowly progressed into slam, but i didn't get crazy into the wigger grooves til i went to a few shows, killed cunts in the pit and shit, y'know.
since then i been banging wtc and cephalo daily.
7Body Count
Manslaughter

t: do you have a body count in the pit? also how hard do you REALLY go, what's the hardest you've ever gone, and is there any video evidence of such?

s: body count is in the tens. people underestimate my ass cuz i'm a tall lanky motherfucka, but when they hit me i hit em back twice as hard. makin sure they ain't gettin up, y'know. leave em sleepin. as for gettin mad turnt i went through a period where downin a handle of vod was nothin, but tbh i ain't remember none of my antics after gettin through that shit, so whether or not i actually went hard idk. been kicked out of a few clubs for trynna crowdsurf, but i don't think i got any of that shit on video. remind me to buy a new phone
8Android Lust
Devour, Rise and Take Flight

t: will do. android or apple?

s: wanna get an android but my current is an iphone 4 swaaaag
9Cute Boy Kissing Booth
Spring Break!

t: do you think steve jobs was cute?

s: nah fuck steve jobs, fuckin pussy. i bet he ain't even a flexxer.
10Smoke Blow
German Angst

t: were you aware he's dead?

s: yeah
smokin jobs pack
11Capo
G.L.O.N.L.

t: had to clarify. now usually, in these intimate discussions, I'm usually interviewing musicians, but you're the first in the series who has no music out. do you see that changing anytime soon, or ever? can we expect any sach music to happen?

s: yeah been workin on beats and shit in flstudio for a while now. finally got my hands on a legit copy of autotune too, so expect some shit in the next few. capo died on my bday so i feel like i gotta keep the spirit alive
12Capo
G.L.O.N.L. 2

t: would you say you're the reincarnation of capo?

s: nah nah i ain't gon go that far. just wanna make sure that he ain't forgotten though. nigga was one of the realest, and he got murked for shit that he weren't even involved with.
a fuckin cryin shame
13Big Glo
Choppa Talk 1 on 1

do you think chief keef's country song was an appropriate tribute to the man?

that was a tribute to big glo (a.k.a. blood money). different dude, but it was a fitting tribute.
g.i.p. blood, g.i.p. cap
that verse on some real shit, goddamn. forgot how hard that shit was.
14Nails
You Will Never Be One of Us

t: when do you think chief keef will die?

s: real niggas never die
15Young Money
We Are Young Money

t: fair point. taking a whole 180 now, what do you do other than sit on sput and talk about keef for fun? you play video games? watch shows?

s: i cruise round, draw, pretend i can write, grind to make money, read, all that boring ass shit. never got into games and i never had a tv so shows were never shit to me. just like watching the world happen without me really. wish i could just sit still forever tbh.
16Still Life
From Angry Heads With Skyward Eyes

t: what does your ideal life sound like?

s: fuck tough question idek. uhhh, gonna roll with this idea of reincarnation and say that my ideal life is that of a tree on top of a hill; surrounded by other trees and shit. just able to be a tree, sit around, grow, have others live in/on me, die, nothingness and shit. idk, something like that, i don't want much.
17Chief Keef
The Glory Road

t: for someone who seems to fuck with chief keef so much, someone who seems to embody materialism/shallow mindsets, that off top seems pretty contradictory. would you consider you appreciation for him, and your antics in general, some sort of satire?

s: nah it ain't satire. sosa makes the best music out there, and the story behind it only makes it all the more admirable ("i'm a rich nigga but i came from way back" and all that). i just don't wish i was sosa. there is only one sosa and there will only ever be one sosa. sure our ideologies may be different, but fuck that don't mean shit in regards to my appreciation of him. and hell, you jam nobody and it's pretty evident that there's more to it than just that materialistic mindset. won't go into it too much but yeah, there's nothing satirical bout my praise of sosa.
18Food Will Win the War
Food Will Win the War

t: got it. guess I got nothing but respect there, sometimes it's just a tad hard to tell. second to last question here, favorite food, and why?

s: probably chilli idk. maybe kebabs. mainly just shit you can jam when you're crazy drunk. also nothin better than the feeling after takin a huge chilli dump. feels just as good out as it does in, y'feel.
19Megadeth
Rust in Peace

t: I uh, don't know if I feel honestly. second to last question, why do you hate metalheads?

s: hard question to answer without stretching on an on forever, but i'll have a shot. basic reasons are 1) lack of self-awareness (specifically in relation to the super lame machismo//satanic//evil imagery, shit's gay) 2) close-mindedness 3) they all pussies (i said this weren't gon be long, but i lied i guess lol) -- story: went to a local beatdown show and there was this one fat neckbeard wearing a mayhem shirt, and anyway we was in the pit and he was doin his thing, lookin like a fat piece of shit and whatever, but then he stumbles over and just starts layin into this one chick, so me and a bunch of mates (whom i was there with) throw his ass to the ground and then about twenty of us beat the fuck out of his ass, was a blast. other reasons relate to the whole "elitism" bullshit which is really just an extension of the lack of self-awareness shit and whatnot. the list goes on...
20Adolf Satan
Adolf Satan

cont... like i mean, just look at adolfchrist. ain't that shit evidence enough?
21Bon Iver
22, A Million

t: true. guy lives in my state, and I somehow feel the repulsion from however many miles away. actual last question now. I'm gonna give you 5 names, I need the first word that comes to your mind for each of them. SowingSeason, Chris Brown, Torts, Torts from the band Teen Suicide, Donald Trump.

s: bon-iver-is-gay (that's one word)
ko'd
son
pussy
sad!
22Dads [Aus]
Man Of Leisure

t: thanks for the time father.

s: not a p son, keep it real
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