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User
Reviews 1
Approval 70%
Soundoffs 37
News Articles 3
Band Edits + Tags 43
Album Edits 46
Album Ratings 1184
Objectivity 87%
Last Active 07-06-18 5:38 pm
Joined 10-04-10
Review Comments 10,671
| ZIPPATHARIPPA TURNS 8!
8 years ago today, Zippermouth came into the world. Hundreds of albums, thousands of hours, half a dozen accounts and quite a few perma-bans later I'm still alive and kicking! I've learned so much in 8 years that it's frankly a shock that I still have such poor taste. Having been around for so long I can say with confidence that this site is the same dumpster it has always been. I hope it never changes. Time for some shoutouts | | 1 |  | Edguy
Rocket Ride
Metalstyles - The unequivocal greatest user in the history of the site. You inspired me to be a better writer and to broaden my horizons. I'm still a shit writer and my horizons are still pitifully narrow but hey man you still made a big impact anyways. I'll always love you. Keep on keepin on. | | 2 |  | Katatonia
The Great Cold Distance
Fireaboveicebelow and Zoo - Two of the best metalheads I ever met. Both of you introduced me to a number of bands that would go on to become my favorites. In particular, Fireaboveicebelow's reviews for Katatonia are what inspired me to give them a first listen. You were both instrumental in my early music development. RIP. | | 3 |  | Wolves in the Throne Room
Two Hunters
The OG Metal crew: Rasputin, SCREAM! (fuck), Ballstothewall, Crimson, Wizard, Crysis, Kill, Relinquished, Hawks - Thanks for your numerous contributions to the site and for introducing me to new things. Half of you are gone and the other half are assholes but hey, you all changed my life in one way or another. | | 4 |  | Frightmare
Bringing Back The Bloodshed
The Dub crew: Porucpinetheater, FullofSounds, Archelirion, Calculating Infinity, Jac, Spacesh1p, Tacos, Flugmorph, CometoDaddy, Urbanassault, Hal1ax, Artuma, Ocean of noise, The User Formerly Known as Cl0ver, Avantgamos, demigod, Caimanjesus, wwf, NeatO, Evilford, Ovrot, Sitruk6 Peak, Zaruyache, Sinternet, Snide, Pleb, and all the rest who pop in from time to time to throw down and jam. It's been a blast and I hope we can keep it going for a long time. A special thanks to the 1k crew. You've made dub what it is. | | 5 |  | Gates Of Ishtar
At Dusk And Forever
Lordepots - You don't fit into a category but you're cool and fucking around with you and ruining people's lists is what got be back into enjoying this site. | | 6 |  | Echidna
Insidious Awakening
Sach (aka iloveyouall) - Our rapport seems to change on a daily basis. You're a whiny, self-obsessed, self-loathing, hate-projecting, rude little bitch. But you have your moments of brilliance. They might be few and far in between but they make you worth having around. I gave you your own entry cuz I figured you need the attention or else you'll shrivel up and die. Cheers. | | 7 |  | Animosity
Shut It Down
Dead Enemy Shout-outs:
Ninjuice and Silverfang - Fuck you guys. Especially you Ninjuice. You got me banned you little tattletale. Fuck you Ninjuice. | | 8 |  | In Vain
Aenigma
Dead Staff Shout-outs:
Xenophanes - I was thrilled they finally slapped an emeritus tag on you and called it a day. Your reviews are trash. The complete lack of effort you put into your work is truly awe inspiring.
Mynameischan - Your excellent writing and intriguing 'concept reviews' distracted everyone from the fact that you were a gigantic tool. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he wasn't a cunt. Bravo.
HepKat - You're actually alright. | | 9 |  | Rotting Christ
Kata Ton Demona Eaftou
Party-poopers:
Zakalwe - Hurry up and die you salty old fossil.
Asdfp - If someone were to wring you out over the state of California, it would instantaneously end their drought. You are the wettest blanket to ever exist. Seriously you are such a fucking bummer man.
Sevengill - You have the sole distinction of being the only person that I hate purely for musical reasons. Your opinions are terrible. Never change.
Nocturnalize - I could write something but you wouldn't be able to read it. | | 10 |  | Lifelover
Dekadens
Johnnyonthespot - You rock, keep up the good work. You're the example of everything that a staffer should aspire to be. I would say that you remind me of a young Jom but man I hated Jom so maybe not. | |
ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | Happy birthday to me | ArsMoriendi
10.28.16 | Nice list :o | Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.28.16 | Write up for 6 is fucking amazing | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | Oh I thought you were gone | kris.
10.28.16 | ur a big boy now congrats | kris.
10.28.16 | wait holy shit these are so good | FullOfSounds
10.28.16 | 1k m/
Thanks for the shout my man. Keep it real for another 8 years. | ArsMoriendi
10.28.16 | Glad I didn't make the Party-pooper list :o | Sinternet
10.28.16 | lmao great list | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | @FoS
I really feel like I should have done a separate thing for you and Porc but what can I say that I haven't said already. I love you guys. | Sinternet
10.28.16 | i need to dub more again
btw why did we ever switch dub rooms? i had like loads of dubs in the old one | SCREAM!
10.28.16 | woa fuck u 2 m8 | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | Idk man I only ever knew the one room. | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | Fucking god damn it. | ArsMoriendi
10.28.16 | What? | TheTripP
10.28.16 | 8 looks very intriguing! And grats on your 8 years! | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | I forgot to put Scream in the OG metallers. Dude is older than time itself. | Spacesh1p
10.28.16 | Cheers Zippy boi | elliootsmeuth
10.28.16 | Congratulations man! Can't believe some people have been here this long and longer! I've been here less than a year and it already feels like awhile. | 50iL
10.28.16 | 8 years, dang. Congrats! Awesome list, too. | dimeadozenmetalhead6
10.28.16 | fucker sm0k | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | So did you get banned again or are you just having an identity crisis? My money is on the latter | dimeadozenmetalhead6
10.28.16 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=19289441&postcount=27 | CalculatingInfinity
10.28.16 | Great list haha happy 8 years, Dub for days. | Relinquished
10.28.16 | m/ I gotta make my own list soon too, turned 8 also | Asdfp277
10.28.16 | wet | Flugmorph
10.28.16 | 1k crew is the best
420 sm0k
a blunt a day keeps the doctor away
SM0K WEED EVRY DAY | tacos n stuff
10.28.16 | Congrats brother! Its been a blast dubbing, hope it continues! | adr
10.28.16 | lol 6 years and i think you're a 2015 user atleast i know you since this year or something lol | rabidfish
10.28.16 | nice dude, keep on jamming. | SCREAM!
10.28.16 | List is now 100% better
Cheers on the anniversary zip! Keeping the m/ alive through the ages | Tyler.
10.28.16 | Haha where is Tyler he's pretty cool I hear | CaimanJesus
10.28.16 | Grats Zip. I'll see if I have any more bear pics. | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | Yeah adr I had been inactive for about 2-3 years until about 6 months ago. | Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.28.16 | Omfg 9 is amazing too | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | I generally tried to keep the scorn to a minimum since this is an anniversary post and not a 'users that suck' list. So I opted against entries for Snox, Sowing and a handful of other jackanapes of questionable usefulness. | owen
10.28.16 | 8 years of nothing but metal? | ZippaThaRippa
10.28.16 | More or less, yeah. When I joined I was definitely more receptive of indie, hip-hop and hardcore. But that has pretty much disintegrated into an inescapable vortex of black metal. It's not even metal anymore. It's just trems. | ShadowRemains
10.28.16 | silverfang lol | hal1ax
10.28.16 | lol good list | Ovrot
10.28.16 | trems of truth | porcupinetheater
10.29.16 | 8 years old, the perfect age to go out and get wasted and subsequently laid!
All my love, for ya, Mate, here's to a perpetual trem massacre | SCREAM!
10.29.16 | "More or less, yeah. When I joined I was definitely more receptive of indie, hip-hop and hardcore. But that has pretty much disintegrated into an inescapable vortex of black metal. It's not even metal anymore. It's just trems."
Trems are basically what all music aspires to lets be honest
Its like, how do we pack more music into our music... just trem the shit out of it m/ | Ryus
10.29.16 | nice | ZippaThaRippa
10.29.16 | Tremassacre, I like that. | porcupinetheater
10.29.16 | Don't limit yourself, go in for a proper tremageddon | FullOfSounds
10.29.16 | for it was prophesied |
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