POZERKILLER: Stupidest thing you got in trouble for in School?

zakalwe 09.09.16	There was a fella who brought a live grenade into my school, he was a total nutter. Not surprisingly he was expelled.
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	I remember punching one of my best mates in the face when I was like 8 for being annoying; as a 8 year old that was obviously the logical and proportionate solution
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	"There was a fella who brought a live grenade into my school, he was a total nutter." Shit, where did you go to school?
zakalwe 09.09.16	Southend, Essex UK. It was the early 90s not a fuck was given tbh
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	yeah out of boredom me and my pal spray painted occult things on bathroom walls and when they gave us a bucket of water and different detergents to clean that shit we just poured the whole thing on principal's door
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	anarchy thrives punk is not dead we were just kidz
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	vandalism is pretty cool tbh
BenThatsMyJamin 09.09.16	I was good in school but a mate transferred over to a girls school in sixth form (sixth forms are co-ed here) and one day he took a nude picture with him just about covering his dick ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER and emailed it to every student (incl yr 7 girls) and every teacher. He didn't even get expelled full time just suspended for a few weeks lol
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	^ but, why?
BenThatsMyJamin 09.09.16	Idk I think he got dared or something. Was always a strange kid, in a cool way so who knows
Mystletainn 09.09.16	pretending...riiight
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	^ ahhh 'murica
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	well then, 'murica is still a piece of shit
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	i hate the majority of americans
fuzzbuzzin 09.09.16	some americans on this website are slick dudes, but others out there in the open fuck 'em all greedy sodomites
MoosechriS 09.09.16	Got suspended for starting a mexican wave during a lesson with my worst teacher, then proceeded to step a notch by beginning the chant (whilst still performing a 6 man mexican wave with my mates) "jimbos a wanker!" as his name was jim. Nobody joined me in the chant and i got suspended for keeping it going as long as i could.
zakalwe 09.09.16	Classic!
BallsDeep 09.09.16	Got suspended for fighting once (believe me the guy he deserved it) and smoking marijuana thrice but thats about it. I accidentally burnt down half a primary school when I was younger if that counts. As for the teachers my high school had some very questionable ones. The IT teacher recently got caught with child porn on his laptop and his serving a number of years in jail actually. It didn't really surprise me though
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	"The IT teacher recently got caught with child porn on his laptop and his serving a number of years in jail actually." Same shit happened when I was in school a few years back
BigBlob 09.09.16	my and my friends during winter made a massive wall of snow blocking the front door to school one night. the next day it turned into ice and they had to call in some workmen to break it down with an axe. Next day I had the police at my door
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	I used to have a metal ruler so I'd heat staples on a Bunsen burner and fire them into the back of the chemistry teachers head but one day he caught me I also used to wear doc martens and before assembly I used to pour lighter fluid over them and just before going in set fire to them. They'd stay alight for about 30 seconds, fuck knows why I'd do it.
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	One assembly for whatever reason my year had to sing 'Under the Bridge' and I audibly sung it about two seconds behind everyone else. I got told off for that. Looking back I was a really obnoxious little fucker Why ruin such a tender moment xD 60 lads with breaking voices sounding flat as a pancake singing Under the Bridge, odd choice looking back
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	My other half is a teacher and from her stories I realise the generation now are way more fucked up. Sexually they know so much. She had to have a chat with a 12 year old girl last week who'd written a two page graphic love poem about her favourite teacher's cock - then after that she had to break the news to the girls mother D:
FullOfSounds 09.09.16	Well Doof you had a storied history in school, lol.
zakalwe 09.09.16	I pity the teachers nowadays. Government meddling, treated like shit by pupils and their parents. I take my hat off to your missus doof dude. The sexual openness of kids is fucking frighteningly warped. They actually think the missionary position is weird but getting done up the arse by more than one person is fair game.
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	(^ Everyone thinking about ALA right now)
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	I pity the teachers nowadays. Government meddling, treated like shit by pupils and their parents. [2] Dont know how my mum still does it
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	She earns her money big time Zak, effectively she's a child counsellor - she'll turn up and first thing have to sit down with the police some days. You get kids whose old man has just come out of the clink threatening to come down and fuck over this teacher or that - and sometimes they actually turn up. You get a load of traveller kids or gang kids bringing in weapons - it's a more risky job than people recognise
Deathconscious 09.09.16	"She had to have a chat with a 12 year old girl last week who'd written a two page graphic love poem about her favourite teacher's cock" What in the fuck. Anyways, dumbest things i got in trouble for: in grade school, there was this time the teacher thought i swore, which was the last thing id do considering i was a good little biblebanger back then. Teacher was a cunt. One other time this asshole teacher sent me to the principal's office for fucking laughing because someone else laughed. Yeah. They laughed, it made me laugh, and i got sent to the office.
CalculatingInfinity 09.09.16	"She earns her money big time Zak, effectively she's a child counsellor - she'll turn up and first thing have to sit down with the police some days. You get kids whose old man has just come out of the clink threatening to come down and fuck over this teacher or that - and sometimes they actually turn up. You get a load of traveller kids or gang kids bringing in weapons - it's a more risky job than people recognise" One reason why I dropped all aspirations of becoming a teacher.
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	She said other than the poem the girl is actually considered a great student and general sweet girl. It came as a bit of a shock to say the least.
zakalwe 09.09.16	I know aren't they just precious. Pander, pander, victim, victim, council and console. Bless Timmy with his kosh as he goes on an 'ADHD' rant while smashing fuck out of Billy undoubtedly with his cock out.
GeorgeWBush 09.09.16	Referred to a kid named James as Yames. Three days out of school suspension for bullying. Along with five other people.
SitarHero 09.09.16	What's wrong with a 12 year old wanting some cock? Fuck, I'd have probably written a poem about my teachers' boobs if I had any poetic ability.
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	Zak, a lot of other kids she knows are total fuckwits - but even the good kids can have some very warped ideas. She doesn't even teach in an inner city school, she considers her current school well above average behaviour wise. My cousin lasted six months teaching in a streatham school - metal detectors every morning the lot
zakalwe 09.09.16	To be fair the kids were fuckers when I started high school in '91. Butterfly knives, bottles of whiskey, pregnancy. One stabbing that was actually pretty bad and as I say the knobjock walking around with a hand grenade. lol.
Deathconscious 09.09.16	Oh yeah, so once again in elementary school, there was this one time where my class was waiting in the hall for some reason, so i start messing with this pencil dispenser. You know, you put a quarter in and you get some pencils. Well i was just pushing the change input slider (whatever the fuck its called, where you put money into it and then slide it into the dispenser), and my teacher made me go to the fucking office and apologize because i could have broken it or something even though i was just pushing it in exactly like its designed to do. The office ladies were just like "uhh ok." They didnt give a shit.
Relinquished 09.09.16	I was 8, saw this kid be real lame in class and I ended up punching him on the face hard. idk what compelled me to do it... but I blamed it on WWF and got away with it. I also helped start a food fight with juice packets... it all got a bit wild once everyone else joined in with food. got in a tussle with a kid who broke my PDA until I shoved him against cabinets and we got caught. wasn't reimbursed but that guy isn't doing too well nowadays so there's that. in middle school I was angry about something and walked quickly back to class. I accidentally ran through a couple holding hands and the guy got heated. I recognized that shithead as one of the tryhard cool kids at school. he wanted to start something, wanting me to say sorry putting his fist next to my cheek a couple times. I was having none of that and I took that as him trying me and I threw him down, landed a few good punches and I ran back to class cuz he was on the floor. didn't get in trouble cuz he didn't wanna snitch. high school was a bunch of fights over dumb shit but I was in the right most of the time
tempest-- 09.09.16	me and a few mates were talking shit on my friends step-dad because he was strict af and wouldnt let the dude do anything we were all chatting on fb messenger, thing is, the kids step-dad had access to his fb account, got pissed that some high schoolers were teasing him and told the school my mates and i had to write apology letters for calling a 40 year old dude a "fag"
Deathconscious 09.09.16	^ lol
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Sounds like a real fag tbh
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	I didn't get into any trouble at school. Typical mayhem outside of it, starting fires, skinny dipping with friends, drinking, smoking blah blah. Kept my nose clean though. Probably would have gotten in some trouble if the Art Teacher had caught us setting those desks on fire and smashing other people's projects but she was clueless.
emester 09.09.16	was pretty much a goodie two shoes all through fifth grade and onward. so yeah the best I got was when I threw a wooden block in a girls face in 1st grade
smaugman 09.09.16	Tsk, tsk. Teacher-student relationships vary a whole fucking lot. Almost all my teachers have been kind to my classes, and we were cool back. I also think that kids in different countries act different as well. And doofus, kids are growing up faster nowadays, and it might be how the older generation is simply overreacting
Keyblade 09.09.16	idk if u guys remember what a Deuce was or if this ever took over schools where ur at. basically u hit ur clenched fist on someone's shoulder twice, then slap em on the back of the head with varying degrees of strength depending on how much u like the person lol i once got suspended in grade 5 for running a deuce train (pause) on some kid who used to get bullied in our class. it was one of those things where we were like "pssh that's soft, they cant suspend all of us". but they did
smaugman 09.09.16	Tho my english teacher was a fucking dick once about a remark he gave me, so I proceeded to call him a douchebag in front of the class
emester 09.09.16	a deuce train sounds like something completely different than what you are describing, key
emester 09.09.16	"Tho my english teacher was a fucking dick once about a remark he gave me, so I proceeded to call him a douchebag in front of the class" I had an english teacher who called me an asshole just because he was on short fuse and having a bad day. Seriously why are teachers in that subject so fucking volatile
smaugman 09.09.16	Some teachers are just dicks i guess. We're on good terms now but still. Since I'm in high school now, teachers are a lot cooler to us, especially my PE teacher
smaugman 09.09.16	Dicks fuck asshole don't they?
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	My English teacher was the most terminally chill older woman in history. She is probably the most relaxed, low strung human currently living. Her room was like a library. It was her space. She had almost total respect. If she liked you she'd let you put up your feet on her super comfy couch. She gave us candy sometimes as well (this was senior year in high school). But that was AP English. The regular English teacher was banging the social studies teacher and she also beat up her own daughter. Then she got fired for driving drunk on base and trying to hide from the MPs inside the school after hours lmao. What a fucking bitch.
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	I think in all my time at school, only 2-3 kids got expelled. But at least half a dozen teachers were fired and more like twenty left the school on their own volition.
zakalwe 09.09.16	Some teachers maybe dicks but some pupils are absolute cunts.
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	I think the ratio is probably about equal. It's just that there are always going to be vastly more students. I was at a small school. less than 70 kids in my graduating class so the concentration of cunt teachers was much higher. And being that it was a military base, the tolerance for bullshit was extremely low. So not many people fucked around too much.
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	id say far more pupils are arseholes than teachers, at least where i went to school. dont know how they put up with it all and didn't snap. that being said, my mum works at the school still and she told me that a couple of teachers have gone to psych wards in the last few years due to the stress of teaching
smaugman 09.09.16	Of course, but both can fuel a tense situation. I imagine kids who are poorly raised are the biggest cunts
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	That's generally true but some kids, even the ones from nice families, can be inexplicably and insatiably evil.
smaugman 09.09.16	I think smarter--->nicer is often the case
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Yeah. And all those dumb assholes grow up to be Nocturnalize.
smaugman 09.09.16	Lmao
BeyondCosby 09.09.16	I punched a puppet at a school assembly. My brother is getting his doctorate as a nuclear engineer. As an eighth grader he had a math teacher who loved him and then she got me. She would berate me on a regular basis and tell me I was not good at math. That mentality never left me.
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Are you still bad at math?
Keyblade 09.09.16	"a deuce train sounds like something completely different than what you are describing, key" lol it was just everyone lining up and giving him a deuce, some ppl coming for seconds etc
zakalwe 09.09.16	Yeah I had a bit of you're not as bright as your brother schtick. I didn't really care tbh. I enjoyed school, it was a laugh. Fingerbang city.
Piglet 09.09.16	i almost got expelled because i refused to shave for months
Madbutcher3 09.09.16	i was so good in school it's hard to believe. weirdest situation i had though was doing the wrong section of homework so i ended up doing the next week's class work, got detention for that for some reason???
guitarded_chuck 09.09.16	my vice principal reeled me into his office one day after i showed up after lunch for drama class reeking of weed he was like 'im not even mad i just called you in here to tell you you should get a vaporizer or something so you dont smell' dude was rad, was into black sabbath
zakalwe 09.09.16	Jesus
Keyblade 09.09.16	"i was so good in school it's hard to believe. weirdest situation i had though was doing the wrong section of homework so i ended up doing the next week's class work, got detention for that for some reason???" u were so good that u got detention for it lol
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	"i was so good in school it's hard to believe. weirdest situation i had though was doing the wrong section of homework so i ended up doing the next week's class work, got detention for that for some reason???" wut? haha. must've been some messed up school you went to
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Fuck you for making a mistake
Asdfp277 09.09.16	once a girl in my class got in trouble for picking up a pencil that she accidentally dropped. the whole class started arguing with the teacher, she was kinda insane anyway so the girl was cleared of all guilt by the administrators
Typhoon24 09.09.16	in religious studies, i said the idea of being with my family forever for eternity in heaven sucked. they suspended me for 2 days
TVC15 09.09.16	Either the time I yelled out "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a bunch of Freshmen who were being annoyingly loud and got a week's worth of detention for it or when I said "this test is gonna suck" when we were taking intentions during class prayer and I got a two hour detention for that Worst teacher I've ever had os my English teacher this year. Made us test on the novel Brave New World the week school started and afterwards made us do a 50 question study guide (a paragraph per question) all on the same book despite the fact no further tests or essays are planned for it. She assigns a bunch of other busy work with no value whatsoever but typibg this alone is getting me worked up over an otherwise fine morning
Asdfp277 09.09.16	wait, do y'all pray like every day or what? wtf
Typhoon24 09.09.16	actually yeah, it was islamic school so we did pray everyday edit: oops thought was talking to me
TVC15 09.09.16	^yeah I go to a private Catholic high school, it's mandatory as is taking religion which pisses me off because it inflates my cumulative GPA which colleges who don't factor in religion as a class (as in all of them except for the private ones) will see a much lower GPA from me. But obviously only the religious people in the class like me need to say the prayer.
Asdfp277 09.09.16	nono, i'm asking everyone in general, that's weird :s
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	"in religious studies, i said the idea of being with my family forever for eternity in heaven sucked. they suspended me for 2 days" well that's absurd
Typhoon24 09.09.16	religious education is mad creepy in general
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	at my school they forced religious education on us was well until we hit like 17/18, though they didn't mind us disagreeing and encouraged us to express our opinions which was actually pretty interesting
Asdfp277 09.09.16	welp yea it's creepy, i find it creepy even when ur allowed to disagree (isn't that, like, a basic human right or sumthin tho)
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	you have a right to religious freedom and a right to expression in general yeah, which is why it seems absurd to suspend a guy for saying what he did. but my school was a church of england school so i kind of knew what i was getting into
zakalwe 09.09.16	They forced us to do French, I expressed the opinion that it was shite. Detention.
MyNameIsPencil 09.09.16	I had a "three strikes" rule in 2nd grade and in the middle of a ever so engaging lesson on verbs I yelled out "nobody cares" and got automatically three strikes and sent down to the principal lol
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	they forced us to do french and german. i can barely english. it was cruel.
DoofusWainwright 09.09.16	French was a headfuck because the only example french male accents they ever had on educational tapes either sounded like a 70 year old bull frog or the most effeminate boy of all time. German accents seemed way more entertaining.
tempest-- 09.09.16	one time i had a teacher who walked into a plant and a leaf poked her eyeball
tempest-- 09.09.16	lol one time our class was being such little ratbags that our teacher was yelling at us to shut up and started crying we actually went through like 3 teachers for that subject
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	'I had a "three strikes" rule in 2nd grade and in the middle of a ever so engaging lesson on verbs I yelled out "nobody cares" and got automatically three strikes and sent down to the principal lol' lmao, it was a three for one deal
MyNameIsPencil 09.09.16	tho I should have gotten in trouble for whipping a volleyball at some asshole's head in 8th grade but I somehow got away with it... it was in the beginning of gym class too which was the strange part.
Typhoon24 09.09.16	lol i always felt like anglicans were reasonable af compared to the other branches of christianity at islamic school, theyd straight up say that disagreement and those types of comments put me on the path to hell until i corrected myself. i said, "hell was bad but heaven wasnt much better because we would be bored 100 years in." didnt think it was that rude, but they disagreed. 9th grade, moved across the state and went to a public school for the rest of high school lol
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	One of the legendary things to happen at my school happened to a sub. The teacher had called out sick so they brought in a sub. She was introducing herself to the class. Said 'hello my name is-' tripped over a projector cable, fell straight on her face and broke her nose. Briefly knocked herself unconscious as well. Had to go to the hospital. They had to get a sub for the sub lmao
Asdfp277 09.09.16	this is wild
tempest-- 09.09.16	lol Zippa that's like a skit from a tv show or something hahaha
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Thank Christ I never had any kind of formal religious education
Crymsonblaze 09.09.16	No school examples, but I remember in middle school, one of my dumb friends at the time used our house phone to call another kid from school (admittedly a really annoying loser kid) and call him a faggot. Since it was my phone, I got grounded from talking on the phone for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! Which meant literally nothing since it was 6th grade and I hated talking on the phone anyway but I was still sad because I had never been in trouble before.
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Awwwwwww
Typhoon24 09.09.16	poor sub lol
Flugmorph 09.09.16	I somehow managed to punch in a fire alarm and the whole school was shut down for an hour or so because of that.
onionbubs 09.09.16	got a 3 day suspension for replacing the first letter of a kids name with a y yup
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Yennifer
MyNameIsPencil 09.09.16	Yennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes.
onionbubs 09.09.16	his name is james. ill go into more detail when im not on my school ipad
Flugmorph 09.09.16	...wha
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Yames
onionbubs 09.09.16	at least you didnt put a y in front of his name seriously still confused as to how that counts as bullying. he wasnt even offended by it.
CalculatingInfinity 09.09.16	they forced us to do french and german. i can barely english. it was cruel. [2] I don't miss High School, I was a shitbag and I'm glad I don't have to attend it anymore.
CalculatingInfinity 09.09.16	Maturity at it's finest ALA ;)
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	I would bet 1000 dollars that you haven't yet done the stupidest thing that you will get in trouble for. Knowing you, it'll probably be for peeing on a teacher
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	"When he explained it I thought the girl was doing a handstand" I mean that's a possibility
TheTripP 09.09.16	I saw a guy bring an Umbrella Sword into school one time, unsheathed it to show it off in the middle of a busy hallway... he was expelled for about a month
ZippaThaRippa 09.09.16	Our gym teacher had a katana in his office. Never was a problem.
TheTripP 09.09.16	When I was in 6th grade me and a friend grabbed these really thin whiplike branches and started hitting each other with them. We got caught by a teacher and as we were walking to the principles office we had to bring the branches as well, so I started breaking mine into a smaller piece behind my back. By the time we got to the office he had a long ass branch and mine was like 6 inches long xD
TheTripP 09.09.16	I was such a class clown in art class in 7th grade the teacher would give me the newspapers that you stared at an image until it turns 3D to see what the picture is... I was an idiot
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	^ Well played haha. Also, dick move
TheTripP 09.09.16	In 6th grade again, I saw this dude chasing another kid with a binder yelling "HEY GIVE ME THAT!!!" and me being the hero I was, hauled ass to catch up... I caught up with the binder kid and tackled the shit out of him... Gave the binder to the other guy and he said "Hey thanks a lot for this binder" and ran off... the kid I tackled was actually running from the other kid because he was a bully trying to steal the kids binder... I was an accomplice for a bully...
Ashen 09.09.16	I got in trouble for a lot of dumb things. one of my fondest memories in high school was picking up a carton of chocolate milk, hurling it clear across the cafeteria in a perfect arc such that it impacted the american flag on the overhanging wall on the opposite end of the room, exploding and raining down chocolatey goodness all over a table full of tools jocks and people I hate
TheTripP 09.09.16	We found the white kid shooter^
zakalwe 09.09.16	Does every yank high school fly the flag?
Ashen 09.09.16	probably yea. at least in texas. all classrooms have an american and texas flag as well
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	thats odd. i dont think I've ever seen a UK flag at any school. not that we're a particularly patriotic bunch
Nazzadan 09.09.16	This topic and the list of albums amuses me.
zakalwe 09.09.16	It's weird innit? I respect it in someways but in others I just think it's fucking ridiculous.
Ashen 09.09.16	we have been saying the american pledge of allegiance (and also the texas pledge beginning a little over a decade ago) every morning in class since before grade 1.
AsleepInTheBack 09.09.16	well that sounds exhausting
BeyondCosby 09.09.16	@zippa I didn't go on to become an engineer or anything but I am a teacher now. Go figure. I was always the more social out of the two of us, so that aspect of school I really enjoyed. That teacher was just a small portion of my schooling experience that really stuck with me and ultimately helped frame who I am as a person and a teacher.
dixoncocks 09.09.16	Got suspended for farting on my bus driver.
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	I do stupid shit all the time and I've somehow never faced any consequences.
rockandmetaljunkie 09.09.16	slapped a girl's ass, got suspended for the rest of the day
cagedbutterfly 09.09.16	Eating my own poop. ..I was a weird kid
anarchistfish 09.09.16	mouthing to someone when literally everyone else in the class was actually talking, messing with my friend by hiding his bag, putting a year 7 kid in a cupboard, actually punching a bully back for once, loads of dumb shit
anarchistfish 09.09.16	I got a demerit (3 gets you a detention) for not putting fucking margins in my maths book.
miketunneyiscool123 09.09.16	Back in high school, I turned the head of a water fountain outward so you would spray yourself by accident when you went to drink out of it. A student got sprayed, and I gotten written up for it.
TVC15 09.09.16	"Yennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes." Oh damn that was really clever m/ Yennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue.
TheTripP 09.09.16	this is oddly hot^
Rolling Girl 09.09.16	My school was in a pretty sheltered area; except for a very few exceptions we mostly had problems with people showing up to football games drunk or stoned. I heard one kid brought pot and ammo to school and another time he bragged about forging an $100 bill and we had to call the secret service. Didn't get expelled though. I also heard someone was arrested for murder, but it wasn't in school nor did anyone really know what happened.
Calc 09.09.16	stupidest thing i got in trouble for was saying "pie" in 7th grade. i think the teach had vagina on her mind when i said it.
elliootsmeuth 09.09.16	I was 2 minutes late to LUNCH and I got a detention.
TheTripP 09.09.16	hahaha what a trouble maker^
Tyler. 09.09.16	Idk I walked out of class once and for detention but that's about it
onionbubs 09.09.16	i had a teacher who told my friend to shut up and he replied "yes sir". afterwards, the teacher gave him three after school detentions, called his parents, and sent him to the office. i wonder what that teacher would think of "young wicked" if he ever heard it
Storm In A Teacup 09.09.16	Found a bunch of hall passes on the ground. Got my back pack out forgot they were there and my nazi psychology teacher sent me to the principal for stealing hall passes
Ashen 09.09.16	@onion teachers at your school can get away with that without fear of their life being indefinitely made a living hell? we made one lady refuse to teach our class for the second half of the term once.
Storm In A Teacup 09.09.16	Almost chose getting sent to the principal everytime I told my 9th grade history teacher that i didn't like him, but I really didn't like him so that doesn't seem as stupid.
porcupinetheater 09.09.16	Back in sixth grade this girl I sat next to kept pushing her books onto my desk. After a couple times, I got fed up, so I took my 1,000+ page hardcover lit textbook and started smashing it into her book stack. On top of the book stack was her pencil case. Inside her pencil case was her calculator. One of those multi-hundred dollar crazy complex calculators that no middle schooler should actually need. It didn't work after that, people weren't pleased.
onionbubs 09.09.16	ashen i mean he retired a year later. and he was a guy who could easily get away with that kind of stuff. funny thing about that teacher. you know that four seasons song december 1963 (oh what a night)? he was actually the dude singing on that track, and the drummer on that album. frankie valli cheated him out of a ton of money regarding it because he banged her daughter, so he doesnt like talking about it.
Storm In A Teacup 09.09.16	@porc Well yeah you're a psycho
SitruK6 09.09.16	I rather not talk about the things i did in school.... Imao. Doe i will say this, there was one thread on sputnik (similar to this but i can't remember it's name) where i told everyone the story about the time i burned someone's balls (he's okay so don't worry), if u took part in that thread you probably know the story.
Ashen 09.09.16	I was assuming your friend didn't deserve it. but if he's an obnoxious little shite i'd have probably done the same thing.
Sinternet 09.09.16	so i wasn't really a little shit or anything but i got in trouble a fair few times in primary school i had this feud with this little fuck who kept on saying he had 'ninjitsu powers' so i told him to show me and i grabbed his leg at one point and i fell flat on the pavement. 3 days detention. Couple years later (Year 5 i think), this same guy is in the bathroom when someone comes behind him and shoves his head into a urinal and holds it there. Of course he blamed me and i got excluded but after proving I was actually in class at that time I got to come back. First year of secondary school we were doing a christmas-themed assembly and i thought it would be really funny to make pig noises into the microphone. That was one week of isolation. There was the time I had to leave late and me and a couple of friends thought it would be a great idea to clog the sink up and then run water so the bathroom would flood. It kinda worked and didn't get caught for it. There was also this time I was playing footie and this kid who was usually so much worse than me was absolutely dominating me down the left wing, so he was in the box and i half-deliberately pushed him into a goalpost and he had this huge fucking bruise on his head for the rest of the term. That was a week isolation too. Probably some others i can't think of right now
Sinternet 09.09.16	oh and the school over from mine had a whole thing with a teacher who was paying students to have sex with her and one my cousin went to had this teacher who ran off with a 15 year old girl to france or something and it was national news for a while
TheTripP 09.09.16	Ohhhh man that last one by Sin reminded me of one... The same kid I posted about beating each other with branches was in 5th grade with me... We were running on the track and there was this nasty nylon rope connected to a soccer goal. He decided to grab it and throw it at me as I was running... It wrapped around my throat perfectly, yanking me back and hitting my head on the ground... It was so painful I cried... I had a huge rope burn mark of my neck for a week and he got suspended for a couple of days
TheTripP 09.09.16	the one about the footie not the pedophilia xD
Hurricanslash 09.09.16	A biology-teacher of mine roasted me in front of the whole class for not participating, even though it wasn't mandatory. I felt terrible in that class for the next 2 years that I had him. He was an asshole. A riveting story indeed.
Hurricanslash 09.09.16	Oh, we also had a teacher that was having sex with a student. He left the school after she started bragging about it. That coincided with the students finding out that he ran over and killed two russian students while he was drunk and still working as a diplomat. That was the craziest story I can think of.
TheTripP 09.09.16	We had a Principal fired in High School for sleeping around with the cheerleaders... Also the worst one I ever received suspension for... I was in 8th grade and a teacher came in the restroom behind me and basically stared at me as I was pissing... at my underage lil man. I told somebody and it spread, went to the principal's office with that same teacher in the office and was forced to lie saying "He never was in the bathroom" and sign a paper... they tried to force me for 10 minutes before I gave in. I still cringe thinking about that creep... Sorry I got so deep lol
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	Why would you sign that?
Futures 09.09.16	greenlinkinmuse did death metal growls in choir class
Mystletainn 09.09.16	I once got blamed for taking my math teachers computer mouse when I had a functional computer + mouse at my house, so yeah I didn't do it. They searched me and only found a lighter on me, I got suspended. Stupid fking bitch, she's my worst teacher too because she's a stupid fucking bitch i also had a substitute teacher tell me i'd never amount to nothing, he was a piece of shit teacher too.
tacos n stuff 09.09.16	Late to the party but I got detention once for putting my foot up on one of those metal school chairs to tie my shoe,
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	Well now that I'm home chilling I'll tell some of mine. In 7th grade I was angsty af, angstier then anybody I've ever met irl. Hit a huge growthspert the summer before and I was like 6-10 inches taller then everyone, but ironically I got somewhat picked which didn't exactly gel with my angsty nature. So one day I fucking lost it on this one kid in front of the whole class to the point that he ran out of the room crying. Did it to another kid while playing football when he kept crying foul every time I touched him. Verbally assaulted him to the point where he cried too (according to my friends at least). Never got in trouble for either of those incidents, both of them being right in front of teachers. From about 2nd grade to 8th grade I had the worst bus driver imaginable. Huge fucking cunt. One day in 8th grade I found a sharpie and drew a ginormous cock on one of the bus seats. I sat in that seat everyday so it was pretty obvious I did it. Administrator gave me some cleaning product and said I couldn't leave the bus until I erased it or else I would get lunch detention for the rest of the school year. Dude left after like 5 minutes and I just went to my first period. Gave me the lunch detentions, I went to like two of them cause he never showed up. Somehow he forgot about it. Dick was still there when I left three months later. 9th grade one day I decided to go to all three lunch shifts and skip my dumb fot class. Next day teacher schedules my detention, and her husband chews me out for being "a disgrace" in front of the whole class. Practically told that bitch to off herself, didn't go to the detention (which you are supposed to get suspended for), and again the teacher completely forgot about it, which is funny since me and that teacher were always going at each other.
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	Also my friend almost got expelled from the private school he goes to because he refused to cut his hair, which was just barely touching his shoulders.
Spec 09.09.16	i smoked many marijuanas before class
zakalwe 09.09.16	Verbally assaulted. Run out crying. Jesus. Even the kids who were weird as fuck and would smell like a soggy biscuit would probabaly be seen as hard nut head cases nowadays.
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	My insults were pretty cringe thinking back on it, but in defense of the second kid, I learned afterwards that his mom had killed herself not even a few weeks earlier. Still feel pretty shitty for never apologizing to him.
zakalwe 09.09.16	That young lads mum offing herself is absolutely horrendous but come on being 13yrs old the class would be respectfully silent for all of 9seconds before someone says 'who's that swinging from the shower rail? who's that lifeless at the door? It's so and sos mum who hasn't done him lunch so he'll have to beg just like the poor'
AlexKzillion 09.09.16	That is fucking brutal lol
tacos n stuff 09.09.16	A good amount of middle schoolers are some fucked up individuals
PortraitsOfDecay 09.09.16	I've never gotten in real trouble cause I'm a good noodle but I've gotten detention a fair number of times for over sleeping and being late to school
Trebor. 09.09.16	When I was like 7 I was pretend biting my friend in class and then accidentally actually bit him
Trebor. 09.09.16	I didn't stand for the pledge most of the time, and I had a teacher that gave me shit for it, I didn't have the balls at the time to stand up for myself Thankfully she got in a really bad car wreck like a week later and never came back to school
Negator 09.09.16	stabbing a kid with a pen
Snake. 09.09.16	"I didn't stand for the pledge most of the time, and I had a teacher that gave me shit for it, I didn't have the balls at the time to stand up for myself Thankfully she got in a really bad car wreck like a week later and never came back to school" jfc dude
Negator 09.09.16	lmao trebor. thats so fucked up. "thankfully"
Futures 09.09.16	treb you are the ultimate edgelord loser everybody hates in school
Snake. 09.09.16	hey easy now fam
bentheREDfan 09.09.16	So I go to a conservative private Christian school. I am a Christian but I guess I'm a bit of a different one. Most of these kids at this school are ultra preps and have never been friendly to me. So two years ago I made a presentation with different genres of metal. They all thought I worshipped Satan.
Snake. 09.09.16	did you choose to go to this school?
Valkoor952 09.09.16	Tbh there have been times where I've wanted some of my teachers to suffer an accident, but that was me raging because they were giving me shit. Weirdest story ... Well not exactly weird but in 6th grade there was this guy in our class, one you can classify as a bully, he was just such a prick towards everyone and everyone hated him. I was one of the only people that ever gave him attention which was bad enough. A couple of times we were really close to getting in a fight but somehow didn't. Then one day I don't even remember what happened exactly but we were outside in the yard and we were cursing each other. It got so heated that he started an actual fight. And the thing is the yard was then full with people, so they literally gathered around us in a circle and watched us fight like Fight Club or some shit. It was quite unbelievable. He was pretty bad at fighting not gonna lie I kept dodging his shit attempts at a punch and getting one in occasionally. The shit part however was this : The fucker had a sister like 4-5 years older than us and she was there at the circle with her friends and she and her friends would occasionally GRAB ME and hold me for him to beat me up like straight up. I didn't hit any of them but they were fucking bitches that's for sure. So anyways the whole thing ended when I hit him and he sat down holding his face in pain and in that moment the teacher came and stopped the whole thing, after which she gave us a lecture and shit and that was it. I continued my feud with him though up until we split at the end of middle school because I went to a good school and I don't even know what happened with that prick.
Negator 09.09.16	He's prbly reminiscing about the times he had in middle school
protokute 09.10.16	The stupidiest i got envolved was in middle school, first year, when our friend started to stay more with his gf than with us (lol), we were waiting in the classroom for the class to begin, and we started chanting at our friend to fuck off and that our class didn't need him(it was in a joke manner, not in a real sense, but at the time we should have realized that even jokes can make someone feel bad about it). Until that it was actually normal, he was just sit in his desk, not reacting, but then(lol) we started pilling backpacks on top of him. After maybe 7 backpacks on him, he standed up and walked out of the class, and after it out of school. We started phoning him, but he wouldn't answer, so we got a bit worried, the director saw it, and called us, we got repressed for it, and the director, which was worried that he hadn't come back yet and wasn't answering his phone, went out to search for him. Finally, he was found in the bathroom of a supermarket close to the school..... taking a piss. we are all big friends now
MistaCrave 09.10.16	In middle school, some girl wrote on the walls of the bathroom with shit.
Shemson 09.10.16	The best thing about school was that we were short of a PE teacher for about six months when I was 15 so the teacher would set us up playing football and then leave for half hour to look after the other class so we used to play 'prison rules' football where if you're not bleeding it's not a foul. I never really got in trouble at school because I went to school in Aldershot where it was regular for people to bring in knives and cocaine and I was pretty chill and got on with all the different sub groups like the metal kids and football kids etc.
GeorgeWBush 09.15.16	"Yennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes." Why am I laughing at this?