ZippaThaRippa: FETISHES RANKED

ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	This took too long and is probably not worth it
CaimanJesus 09.08.16	Atta boy Zip, nice to see that you finished it
Sinternet 09.08.16	agreed
Futures 09.08.16	deported
porcupinetheater 09.08.16	You done us all proud
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	That's all I've ever wanted to do
SandwichBubble 09.08.16	seeing chicks with dicks that high when gay shit is that low, don't live a lie people
porcupinetheater 09.08.16	Mulatto Butts! Black and White Butts! Black ass Mama White ass Daddy
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"seeing chicks with dicks that high when gay shit is that low, don't live a lie people" Nah, bro it isn't like that
Archelirion 09.08.16	Riffs are the most important and objectively best fetish, spot on.
Sinternet 09.08.16	but are we really gonna let roleplay be that low
theNateman 09.08.16	Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. Or real pussy
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	What're you gonna do about it, commie?
porcupinetheater 09.08.16	Yo Sin I'll be Lenin you be Stalin, than we can roleplay and work numero 12 in there
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sinternet 09.08.16	if i want my bitch to dress up like karl marx and sexy young stalin that is none of your business fascist
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	You just made it my business bitch
Sinternet 09.08.16	hell yeah porcupine let's smash like 1905
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	There's always at least one
Mystletainn 09.08.16	I heard adolfchrist likes raunchy girls to stick their tongues up his hairy butthole trve story
porcupinetheater 09.08.16	Don't talk about buttlicking like it ain't the bomb diggity
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Yeah I mean who doesn't like a well tossed salad. Pretty standard stuff. You gotta have your salad before your entree
Mystletainn 09.08.16	yeah but your booty don't deserve no love if it's unsightly or hairy thats why only the raunchy girls will do it to him you want a none-raunchy girl to do it you better clean up that butthole son
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Do you wax?
Mystletainn 09.08.16	do you?
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	No, I was just asking
demigod! 09.08.16	mine isn't even listed DISCRIMINATION
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	See #23: GAY SHIT
JeetJeet 09.08.16	Roleplay is cool. My ex used to pretend she was my 10th grade Spanish teacher that hated me. Shit was so hot. Instant boner type shit. Now I'm bilingual.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	But did you have sex too?
FullOfSounds 09.08.16	I thought this was going to be an ALA list.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	He thought so too apparently
HisBelovedMaker 09.08.16	Interracial is the best on this list
hal1ax 09.08.16	poopsex
50iL 09.08.16	I honestly thought ALA made this list when I saw the title lol
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	see above
Futures 09.08.16	ala has a piss fetish
BlazinBlitzer 09.08.16	15-24=My life.
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	Lol why haven't you brought up water sports yet ala
Asdfp277 09.08.16	anthropomorphic planes
EyesWideShut 09.08.16	if the girl aint giving "sloppy" blowjobs in 2016 she aint doin it right.. deeper, gagging, saliva dripping everywhere is where its at.. not boring "head"..
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	Leave stretch marks on her jaw yeah
FullOfSounds 09.08.16	He ran through the sprinkler in his backyard over the summer
Futures 09.08.16	ala you've never had sex how can you agree
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	Ala ACTUALLY meant when he said he agreed with Eyes: if the girl aint taking my "sloppy" hose sprays in 2016 she aint doin it right.. backyard, spitting, piss dripping everywhere is where its at.. not boring "head"..
hal1ax 09.08.16	what he meant was , my Jergens soaked, greasy little fuckin rat claws death clenching my prepubescent baby dick is totally the same as this sloppy 2016 blowjob u speak of
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	You forgot about Iowa for 22. Which reminds me, where do furries rank in this
emester 09.08.16	what
Futures 09.08.16	rock bottom
Typhoon24 09.08.16	i like assjobs or hotdogging lmao whatever its called femdom too with edging blowjobs
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"THIS IS NOT FAIR! I WAS GOING TO POST A LIST LIKE THIS EVENTUALLY!" Well thank god someone else did it first, yours would have just been a cringefest without any laughs.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"what he meant was , my Jergens soaked, greasy little fuckin rat claws death clenching my prepubescent baby dick is totally the same as this sloppy 2016 blowjob u speak of" What in the FUCK
adr 09.08.16	corpse disposal fetish is missing
TheGreatQ 09.08.16	"WATER PLAY PRAISE ALA" Lol
hal1ax 09.08.16	hotdogging
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"I heard adolfchrist likes raunchy girls to stick their tongues up his hairy butthole" Yeah, its true. The proofs in my "Stuff These Up Your Ass" list, go check it out (need more comments plZ)
emester 09.08.16	what would fucking a lamb carcass constitute as?
Futures 09.08.16	a perfume addict and you're a dude? weird
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Necrobeastiality
Sevengill 09.08.16	the fuck is this list how did we sink so far top two are correct
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"top two are correct" I see we have a bit of a narcissist
Futures 09.08.16	sign of a future serial killer toad
emester 09.08.16	*pedonecrobeastiality if baby animals fall under pedophilia
Sevengill 09.08.16	"I see we have a bit of a narcissist" my next album will, in fact, bring the riffs also ♥
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"is putting Chicks with Dicks on this list supposed to be a joke or ???????" There is literally nothing funny about this list. 100 percent serious business.
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"*pedonecrobeastiality" Thats a mouthful.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"also ♥" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0
emester 09.08.16	heard of a lolcow a while back who wanted to literally exchange feces with his sister as a form of sibling bonding
Deathconscious 09.08.16	The fuck is a lolcow.
elliootsmeuth 09.08.16	I'm laughing so hard
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Zip spreading the laughter and joy
Sevengill 09.08.16	I don't see clothing/latex/swimwear anywhere on here
Futures 09.08.16	uh what kinda sites you on there emester
emester 09.08.16	basically the kinds of people that would have a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which makes sense because this sick fuck wanted to shove his siblings's shit up his own rectum.
Mystletainn 09.08.16	"19 is like the worst fetish ever" I don't think you have much of a leg to stand on when it comes to fetishes mr.piss fetish.
emester 09.08.16	wait so whenever ala takes a piss does he bust a nut thats fucking unfortunate and hilarious
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	Whenever somebody uses the term "no homo" it automatically makes me think they mean it in a homosexual way.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Yeah, always get the wicked shakes during a nice post-coitus piss
adr 09.08.16	how's that fetish called where you or someone else stick up sharp objects in your penis hole it's the worst thing ever and makes me infertile holy shit
Mystletainn 09.08.16	but I mean if you think feet are worse than piss and shit you're just wrong
adr 09.08.16	lol
emester 09.08.16	and piss
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Ala likes to piss on feet?
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	I had a friend who got paid 20 bucks to piss on someone's feet completely naked
Sevengill 09.08.16	"how's that fetish called where you or someone else stick up sharp objects in your penis hole it's the worst thing ever and makes me infertile holy shit" sounding
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	And to that I say no
emester 09.08.16	real question seven: how do yo know that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.08.16	was gonna say delete this but then it was a zippa list so it can stay
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Its lists like these that ensure that sputnik will remain a sausage fest.
Mystletainn 09.08.16	Ala likes to piss on feet?[2]
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"was gonna say delete this but then it was a zippa list so it can stay" I don't see ya around much but I still love you!
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"Its lists like these that ensure that sputnik will remain a sausage fest." The way it should be imo. Sputnik, where even the girls are boys
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	Ala, have you ever thought about baptizing a girl? Like filling up a bath tub with water, pissing in it, and forcefully dunking the girl's head into it over and over? Feel like you would love this idea.
emester 09.08.16	"Like filling up a bath tub with water, pissing in it, and forcefully dunking the girl's head into it over and over?" dude what in the fuck
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"Sputnik, where even the girls are boys" They should make this the slogan at the top of the front page.
Mystletainn 09.08.16	I feel like Ala would probably fill his tub full of piss slowly over a month then dunk the chick in it then smell her hair
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTYw-rfAZXA
Deathconscious 09.08.16	@alex huh, that gave me a chubber. Wasnt expecting that.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	This is how bullying gets out of hand haha
adr 09.08.16	you're all fucked up
Futures 09.08.16
Mystletainn 09.08.16	i blame the music i listen to and being dropped on my head as a baby
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"then smell her hair" Lol what the tuck.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.08.16	"Zippa how can you have Shemale do high and gey so low? " shoot yourself in the face ala
Sevengill 09.08.16	"how do yo know that" fetlife
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"i blame the music i listen to" Yeah, that Agalloch really fucks you up
adr 09.08.16	you're raised by goats
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	wait wrong guy
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Agalloch is probably what gave me that nature fetish.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Apparently Porcupine has a fetish for solitary trees but that's another story
Sinternet 09.08.16	ALA: the human bedpan
Deathconscious 09.08.16	This is the best thread
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	At this point I feel like you should abandon your account and just come back as something else. This piss thing has gotten incredibly out of hand haha
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	It's just cause this is a fetish thread. I have so much more jokes I want to post right now but I don't want to push it to far and kill it.
Sinternet 09.08.16	LEAKED PICS OF ALA IRL http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-frustrated-man-in-toilet-30335.jpg
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"It's just cause this is a fetish thread." You think that but no I created a monster
Deathconscious 09.08.16	ALA is fucked, hes going to be known as the human bedpan from now on.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	awwww
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Sho Sawwwwffft
TheGreatQ 09.08.16	"http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-frustrated-man-in-toilet-30335.jpg" ...who decided this was necessary?
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	john darr calling other people soft wut????
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Have you even sucked a chode before, little man?
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	For what it's worth, Paedonecrobestiality sounds like a goregrind/brutal death metal band waiting to happen.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Is it a girl? Or is it a CHICK WITH A DICK
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	"hey i'm going on a date with a girl on monday so there" Dude same. Skype double date????
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	"beat me to it" Not the first time today either
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	aye
Sevengill 09.08.16	ALA you gotta be smoother than that
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	ALA should've posted this list. @ALA glad to see you back buddy! v_v
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"ALA should've posted this list." No
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	@ALA just cancelled my other date, looks like it's gonna be you me Toad and his girl on monday.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	'ALA should've posted this list.' Fuck you get out
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@Zippa nah dude. If he did, there would probably be like 50,000 comments on it.
Sevengill 09.08.16	nowhere
iloveyouall 09.08.16	this is embarrassing
iloveyouall 09.08.16	list-maker most notably as well as sputnikmusic as a whole
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"@ALA just cancelled my other date, looks like it's gonna be you me Toad and his girl on monday" Convenient how that worked out, huh?
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I swear ALA is going to out-comment the entire community by mid-way next year.
iloveyouall 09.08.16	although perhaps not as embarrassing as: "You may have noticed that banning AngryLittleAlchemist aka 'Ala' had a catastrophic impact on the functionality of our beloved servers. It is not our place to question the will of God. It is but our duty to carry out his word. You know in your heart of hearts what must be done. Return the prodigal son unto us. I fear the wrath that will befall us if you do not."
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"this is embarrassing" LET A BITCH SUCK A DICK AND GET THE FUCK IN THE PIT WE RAISE HELL BITCH
Futures 09.08.16	hahahahaha
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	I can't wait for Monday omg omg omg omg omg
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@ALA He's got over 78,000 I think so far, but I wouldn't surprised to see you hit 10,000 by the end of the weekend.
iloveyouall 09.08.16	one zippertheripper
iloveyouall 09.08.16	the fact that ala has been unbanned is also quite embarrassing
Futures 09.08.16	if everybody who ever commented dicksoutforala was permabanned this site would be great
Mystletainn 09.08.16	KILL is 44 lmao
Deathconscious 09.08.16	@futures reported
iloveyouall 09.08.16	everybody who ever commented dicksoutforala was permabanned this site would be great [123]
Futures 09.08.16	kill isn't 44 you idiots
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@futures Why are such a negative nancy? The whole anti-dicksout thing is getting older than the dicksout thing itself (yes, I was a part of it but it was kinda amusing). geeeesh
Mystletainn 09.08.16	only ala called kill 44 so I think you mean "idiot"
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"Why are such a negative nancy?" You know youre talking to fucking futures, right?
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Jom didn't even reply cuz he's a butthead
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	He's like 902 years old I think.
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@adolfchrist Still makes me question though.
Futures 09.08.16	@futures Why are such a negative nancy? The whole anti-dicksout thing is getting older than the dicksout thing itself (yes, I was a part of it but it was kinda amusing). geeeesh
iloveyouall 09.08.16	I'm not so much sick of the harambe meme (although it is beyond played out) as I am of ala
Deathconscious 09.08.16	The harmabe meme was never funny in the first place.
CaimanJesus 09.08.16	Ala is a cuckweasel
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	You know what they say, the enemy of my enemy is Sach
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	Where was I when this harambe meme was spreading here?
Sevengill 09.08.16	"The harmabe meme was never funny in the first place." [2]
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Yeah, banning Ala turned him into a meme which made it horrible.
Deathconscious 09.08.16	@six all you do is shitpost you hypocritical cunt.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	No fighting.
iloveyouall 09.08.16	imma take a shower, brb
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I think we all do every now and again (some more than others).
Mystletainn 09.08.16	💘 so much love in this community 💘
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"imma take a shower, brb" Take me with you, faggot.
hal1ax 09.08.16	lol cuckweasel
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I believe it's ok to shitpost sometimes otherwise you might as well be a grouchy cuntbag who takes everything literally.
Futures 09.08.16	not following
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	I'm pretty sure the word "cuck" has lost all meaning now. It's only come into use because bigots don't want to be disregarded for homophobia with the word "f*g" so instead decided to be sexist
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Aint nothin wrong with a bit of shitposting, i mean, thats what a thread like this is for. But if shitposting is your default mode then log the fuck out.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Shitposting is like cocaine. You do it with your friends but you shouldn't make it a habit.
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@ALA It's good enough for me to keep coming back I guess.
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I like how bitches be complainin' about Sputnik yet there pussy asses keep comin' back. At least there's some cool music and jammin' around here.
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Powerusers? Wut
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	I don't generally get involved with anything outside music discussion on here. I occasionally post reviews and shit but that's mainly what I use Sputnik for. Never really bothered with the community aspect
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Its not cool to say you like the site. Its like high school, you gotta pretend you dont like it and complain about the userbase.
Sevengill 09.08.16	that's why you're not da metulz
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	let us jam da metulz
Mystletainn 09.08.16	I didn't bother with the community as much as I do now like a year ago the experience is much much better when you engage tbh
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	It adds diversity hopping inand-out of the different things that go on here tbh.
Mystletainn 09.08.16	"The community portion is honestly better than the music section" uh no there are tons of amazing lists on this site
Futures 09.08.16	lol
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I feel Sputnik is sometimes better with the music section than the community section and other times vise versa. It often depends where you go and whose there tbh.
Sevengill 09.08.16	or both are pretty great and that's why people are still here
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sevengill I'm not saying neither is great, but it does fluctuate at times. I'm sure you've been around long enough to know that.
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@ALA That's not a bad idea.
Sinternet 09.08.16	why are we having boring meta discussions when we could be discussing the fact that ALA indulges in watersports?
Sevengill 09.08.16	"I'm sure you've been around long enough to know that." #babymetal #icylily
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	or both are pretty great and that's why people are still here [2]
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sinternet let the man indulge in his aquatic sports stuffs
Sevengill 09.08.16	I'll believe it when I see it
Mystletainn 09.08.16	"I'll list every fetish I have no joke if you guys just shut up about the watersports thing" pls no we don't care to know
Futures 09.08.16	please stop talking about your sexuality it's so weird and uncomfortable for everyone
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	Make a right and you'll come up to Acadia Avenue.
AlexKzillion 09.08.16	"I'll list every fetish I have no joke if you guys just shut up about the watersports thing" By doing this you would make the problem 3474589432573 times worse lol
Mystletainn 09.08.16	ALA probably has the wear 2 condoms at the same time fetish
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	More importantly is there a goregrind or a death metal band called Paedobestiality yet because if not then I see an opportunity.
Sinternet 09.08.16	'sinternet needs to find the weak jawline fetish community asap' baby i am that community
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	I guess 2 condoms ain't a bad idea if you want to reduce the pain of a toothed vagina.
Deathconscious 09.08.16	"I'll list every fetish I have no joke" Why would you use this for incentive? No one wants that.
Sevengill 09.08.16	"I guess 2 condoms ain't a bad idea if you want to reduce the pain of a toothed vagina." #thewretchedspawn
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sevengill close, but I was actually referring to a movie about a cunt that chews dicks and fingers and shit.
Mystletainn 09.08.16	do women with toothed vaginas have to brush their vag teeth? do they floss em too? do they lose them and put them under their pillow?
Deathconscious 09.08.16	Hmm, phone booth is a pretty good movie.
Sinternet 09.08.16	some girls have to stuff their bra ala has to stuff his condom
RLWFormula 09.08.16	15 is my favorite album of all time tbh
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	Oh Mystle and his philosophical questions. XD
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sinternet if that's the case, at least he's got extra protection am I right?
Sevengill 09.08.16	"a movie about a cunt that chews dicks and fingers and shit" ya we all saw Teeth in high school.
Spec 09.08.16	feet are cool if your lady isn't a stinky ass hoe
Mystletainn 09.08.16	last few ALA roast comments have been great hi5
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sevengill http://a5.files.maxim.com/image/upload/c_fit,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,q_80,w_620/MTM1MzA3MDg0NDQ3MDk5NTIz.jpg
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@spec I do believe feet can have an aesthetic quality to them like any other body part tbh.
Sevengill 09.08.16	ew it's the one with the cgi beak pls no
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	Now that's a scary looking toothed vagina for ya. ;D
ShadowRemains 09.08.16	"you're all fucked up" this is news? getting up to be a classic thread though
Spec 09.08.16	my gf is indian and indian girls tend to have pretty feet never dug any of my other gf's feet tho tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.08.16	"ya we all saw Teeth in high school." [2]
ShadowRemains 09.08.16	oh, and release the floods
Sevengill 09.08.16	...except for ALA, who was in kindergarten
Spec 09.08.16	dont tell him just make him watch
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	ALA needs ALA: Acres of Love and Affection
ShadowRemains 09.08.16	i'mma call jeff ross and get ALA an appointment
RogueNine 09.08.16	"the fuck is this list how did we sink so far top two are correct" Freaking lost it.
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	We're all fucked up so whatcha gonna do? With fucked up me and fucked up you
Sevengill 09.08.16	YOU WANNA F no, I can't
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@ALA that's what school will teach you, but fuck school. Real life lesson: be who you want to be whether or not people like it or approve of it.
Sevengill 09.08.16	we'll see how long either of those sticks :P
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	And when in doubt, turn things into Limp Bizkit lyrics. Insta-thread kill
Mystletainn 09.08.16	"Lesson learned : -Stop Shitposting -Stop talking about sex on a music site" took you long enough now what is your favorite color?
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sevengill 22 years and going strong with being who I want to be. Granted, I'm not actually a really "flashy" or "strange" guy in person but still. @ALA Yeah I'm just danking around sillygoose.
DatsNotDaMetulz 09.08.16	He does it all for the nookie
Sinternet 09.08.16	'my gf is indian and indian girls tend to have pretty feet' indian girls are underrated tbh
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	tee hee hee hee
Sevengill 09.08.16	@miketunney that was to ALA. I have full faith in you.
miketunneyiscool123 09.08.16	@sevengill Aw that's so sweet! If only you meant it. XD
MyNameIsPencil 09.08.16	zippa are u okay buddy boi
Tyler. 09.08.16	Agreed with this list 2 is underrated
CaliggyJack 09.08.16	Last one should have been Virgin Killer by Scorpions tbqh fam
Sevengill 09.08.16	what makes you think I don't?
Spec 09.08.16	ya indian girls are the best
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Nah I wanted it to be a jail time joke
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Indian girls are a strange paradox. The top 1 percent are so outrageously hot that it boggles comprehension. But anything below that is generally meh-blegh
BallsDeep 09.08.16	^Same thing with Australian indigenous chicks, 99% are fucking abhorrently repulsive but about 1% are absolutely gorgeous (always half cast though) half cast Asians are the opposite. Generally all fairly attractive (nice skin, usually good bodies etc) but I've yet to see any 10s in that particular field.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Hybridization is where it's at. I'll be injecting my bloodline with a little latin spice. White girls are vanilla ice cream. It's good every now and again but you wouldn't want to eat it for the rest of your life.
DoofusWainwright 09.08.16	Be honest everyone - this thread was ALA bait in the first place
FullOfSounds 09.08.16	"Be honest everyone - this thread was ALA bait in the first place" Zippa was anxiously waiting for ala to get mad that watersports wasn't 1.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	Ffs it's like a virus
iloveyouall 09.08.16	regrets
CalculatingInfinity 09.08.16	I wish I was awake to see the full fallout of this list idea, and you're welcome for the picture ;) "THE INFERIOR BDSM" Get out.
smaugman 09.08.16	Lesdom 4 lyphe
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	I prefer the soft and cuddly variety of lesbians
UpwardSpiral 09.08.16	'Indian girls are a strange paradox. The top 1 percent are so outrageously hot that it boggles comprehension. But anything below that is generally meh-blegh' I went to Dublin this summer. Man those Irish girls, I thought 100% was repulsive.
smaugman 09.08.16	Yea they're not really known for being beauties haha. But neither is great britain
CalculatingInfinity 09.08.16	"Like filling up a bath tub with water, pissing in it, and forcefully dunking the girl's head into it over and over?" Fucking hell lads.
Valkoor952 09.08.16	Inferior BDSM ? Stfu
DinosaurJones 09.08.16	Wow. Anyway, mine isn't listed, so WHATEVER.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	If your Fetish wasn't listed, it isn't good. Ironclad.
ZippaThaRippa 09.08.16	But yeah, the UK and Ireland are not known for producing attractive women. But they are quite adept at spawning hordes of snarling trolls with multiple rows of teeth. Why are there so many immigrants in London? Because they have to import women that they can bear to look at while they fuck.
DinosaurJones 09.08.16	Aw, c'mon man, don't play me like that.
porcupinetheater 01.11.17	This list is my religion
Flugmorph 01.11.17	old meme list but i lol'd at anime. tomboy is best fetish tbh
BigPleb 01.11.17	How have I never seen this?
porcupinetheater 01.11.17	"If your Fetish wasn't listed, it isn't good. Ironclad." -Author's Note, 2016
Flugmorph 01.11.17	the best fetishes are the ones u didnt knew existed
Aberf 03.20.17	what is this?
Rigma 03.20.17	fetishes ranked
Flugmorph 03.20.17	this list lacks some certain illegal fetishes
alienobserver 03.20.17	11 is 1
brainmelter 03.20.17	missing some
p4p 03.20.17	like preggo
Sinternet 03.20.17	lmao classic thread
tellah 03.20.17	menacing cuckold gangbang
Aberf 03.20.17	3, 16, 21, + anal are my favs tbh. Anal: When it's the wrong hole but it feels so right.
Flugmorph 03.20.17	dont deny your loli fetish abe
Aberf 03.20.17	Nah, I don't like loli. I like small tits tho.
brainmelter 03.20.17	you guys forgot louisiana hot-pocket
Aberf 03.20.17	^ Who seriously came up with that shit?
rabidfish 03.20.17	you can't spell 'fetish' without 'fish'
ZippaThaRippa 03.20.17	The creative minds on urban dictionary
Rigma 03.20.17	lack of yiff
Deathconscious 03.20.17	nuclearrape
brainmelter 03.20.17	the only guys that like incest are the ones without sisters
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	There are some I really, really don't get the appeal of. At the same time though, people say things like "You don't get it if you don't have it." So... Yeah. Also, I'm surprised there aren't way more oddly specific ones listed here.
Rigma 03.20.17	scat is disgusting idc who you are
TheSpaceMan 03.20.17	best list on the site btw
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	Right?? Like... it's literal biological waste. That should not be sexy to anyone. BUT SOMEHOW IT IS.
TheSpaceMan 03.20.17	don't be so judgmental!
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	I'M JUST STATING FACTS, BRO.
TheSpaceMan 03.20.17	all sex is obsolete and barbaric anyways when you can just make babies in a petri dish
TheSpaceMan 03.20.17	wonder if theres porn for that
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	If it exists, someone fetishizes it.
Demon of the Fall 03.20.17	All I learnt from this is... how on earth are some of these ACTUAL album covers? I thought implied stuff would be ok but wow, just wow!... some of them are quite graphic. Haha
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	Especially now that physical record stores aren't so much a thing anymore, album art can kind of be whatever, since most albums will just be ordered online. There are no stores to say "Well, we won't carry that, I find the album art obscene!"
ZippaThaRippa 03.20.17	Obscenity is faux pas Also lol at 4 and 5, good one, me
Demon of the Fall 03.20.17	Guess I'd never really thought about it till now, so there must be absolutely no rules against certain types of imagery then?
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	I mean, I guess if the label doesn't like it? There are less barriers than ever now though, in this case.
Cygnatti 03.20.17	degenerates itt deus vult tbh
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	Whoa, tbf, I haven't even talked about my personal fetishes. I've just been having discussions about poop and album art.
lecolumbus 03.20.17	2 and 15, solid
EphemeralEternity 03.20.17	i wonder which one new user GoatFucker is most partial to
Aberf 03.20.17	"the only guys that like incest are the ones without sisters" This is somewhat true. I also like F/D or M/S incest honestly. Tho I don't feel attracted to my family members.
Flugmorph 03.20.17	I have a friend (ignika) who keeps a list of all of his fetishes in a word file and frequently updates them. About 50+ fetishes im estimating. Two of his other friends also keep their own lists and they frequently share and discuss them between each other.
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	50+? Damn. I feel vanilla in comparison. Then again, I've never bothered to actually count mine, honestly. I really don't think I have THAT many though.
Flugmorph 03.20.17	Ye i myself maybe got 5-10 fetishes at max that i could think of
ZippaThaRippa 03.20.17	Idk man I saw this one thing with twins nailing each other with strap-ons and that was pretty clutch
ArsMoriendi 03.20.17	23 is 1.
Deathconscious 03.20.17	mine are pretty boring. the only thing i can think of thats weird is blood. like blood covered tits. not her blood, but the blood of someone she murdered or something. or maybe my blood. really does something for me.
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	I don't even find that to be terribly weird.
Flugmorph 03.20.17	blood is a cockblocker for me lol
ZippaThaRippa 03.20.17	Yeah no that'd be weird
starboystargirl 03.20.17	Quality list.
Tunaboy45 03.20.17	everyone should eat ass
Flugmorph 03.20.17	"blood is a cockblocker" kinda ironic when you think about it...
DinosaurJones 03.20.17	I GET IT.
Flugmorph 03.20.17	we're geniuses
Deathconscious 03.20.17	no, just me.
Tunaboy45 03.20.17	very clever
Tunaboy45 03.20.17	if you're running a red light wear a rubber, some important life advice right there
Dedes 03.21.17	Boy if this doesn't stimulate some neurons idk what will
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Seeing said fetishes in action?
Dedes 03.21.17	The list itself, although yeah insertion and bondage are pretty good. They stimulate my neurons pretty hard.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	MY NEURONS HAVE SO MANY BONERS RIGHT NOW.
Egarran 03.21.17	Secretly adding cum to people's food. I wish I was a waiter. But I just do it with my coworkers' lunches. There's basically no kind of lunch you can't improve by adding semen. Some day I will use my own.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	There are so many questions I have about that.
Egarran 03.21.17	Sperm banks, man.
Dedes 03.21.17	Want me to get off your neurons with an intellectually stimulating riddle?
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Okay, that honestly answers most of them. I guess my only other question is on the statement "There's basically no kind of lunch you can't improve by adding semen." Do you consume as well?
Egarran 03.21.17	Eww, of course not. Not consciously, anyway.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Rofl, okay then.
Dedes 03.21.17	I feel like this implies he unconsciously consumes semen
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	nearly everyone i've told irl gets really weirded out but mine is autoerotic coprophagia.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	...Yeah, dunno why they'd be weirded out by that.
henryChinaski 03.21.17	Milfs ftw
UndineParty 03.21.17	degenerates itt [2]
Egarran 03.21.17	Mom and stepmom are apparently very popular search terms at pornhub. That is very weird.
adr 03.21.17	incest is wincest
Egarran 03.21.17	Yes, that is my reluctant conclusion. Personally I am relieved that my mom is the most unsexy person in the world.
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	anyone else fancy quadruple amputee porn?
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	my mums hot af
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	or so i've been told by my peers
frozencarl 03.21.17	:thinking:
Egarran 03.21.17	Ever left your lunch unguarded at work? Cuz f you have, you may have eaten semen.
Sinternet 03.21.17	any of you ever fucked a walrus? i like how they developed handles so they can deepthroat you harder
Dedes 03.21.17	Sinternet that's not what you're supposed to do with Walrus's.
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	am i the only one here who's fucked a termite mound?
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Possibly, but you never know until you ask!
Dedes 03.21.17	Yeah more then likely. Real question is have you fucked an electric sharpener?
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	I don't like to brag, but my wang wouldn't fit into an electric sharpener.
Dedes 03.21.17	I guess you'd have a real PENCIL dick then
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	@dino it's my usual ice breaker. it works well though the conversation ends when they realize i'm not being facetious.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	I still think the best ice breaker in a gay bar would be WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE? But as a heterosexual male, I'm probably wrong and that would just turn out to be offensive.
Dedes 03.21.17	You'd get so many dicks hard just to let them down. I mean who doesn't want to fuck a man named dinosaur jones?
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	From my experience, no one. #TRUFACTS
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	this thread is no place for a heteronormative cishet normie motherfucker, foh before i get tumblr involved
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Does it help that I'm not completely white?
Dedes 03.21.17	If you're like Howard Jones from Killswitch Engage tone you're fine.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	not quite.
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	yes actually you can stay but you're on probation. one crass gender assumption or failure to apply double standards and you're gone.
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Duly noted. I find people of my own ethnicity ridiculously attractive, though I don't think that counts as a fetish.
Dedes 03.21.17	What ethnicity are you out of curiosity?
DinosaurJones 03.21.17	Chinese, specifically, but I usually just say Asian because who likes splitting hairs, am I right?
EphemeralEternity 03.21.17	i just say homo sapien because i really don't like splitting them
Egarran 03.21.17	According to my research, asian women eat a lot of sperm. No trickery needed.
Flugmorph 03.21.17	show me hard (hehe) facts
henryChinaski 03.21.17	good one
Dedes 03.22.17	My biggest fetish is a ZippaThaRippa fetish.