Toad: Official SputnikUser Pokedex

trve 08.12.16	i'm actually a murkrow but oddish is ok feature this
trve 08.12.16	lel ok
DrMaximus 08.12.16	56 nice
iloveyouall 08.12.16	http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/154/886/04b.jpg
iloveyouall 08.12.16	56 is actually upside down tbh
trve 08.12.16	lol futures magikarp sooo true
Ovrot 08.12.16	sweet i have 4 arms
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	I evolve into Ovrot, what an honor
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Ayyy nice timing
sempiturtle 08.12.16	I am obviously squirtle. Or turtwig?
doomjitsu 08.12.16	is there a gay pokemon
wtferrothorn 08.12.16	Ahem http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ferrothorn_(Pok%C3%A9mon) Plus Jac as a Ponyta would been perfect. Other than that, nice list Toadman
doomjitsu 08.12.16	my favorite because my existence is gay
Brostep 08.12.16	i'll 100% take moltres tbh
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Who's bulbasaur
doomjitsu 08.12.16	how's your brother brostep
YakNips 08.12.16	yaknips is probably ponyta
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Put DominionMM1 as Grimer, since he's into Sludge and you forgot him
wtferrothorn 08.12.16	Fair enough, Chatmander is tite, and I'm 100% down with evolving into acad
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	You also missed Nidoran, Nidorino, and Nidoking
CaimanJesus 08.12.16
ScuroFantasma 08.12.16	nice Poliwag rules
DoofusWainwright 08.12.16	"Kangaskhan is a female-only species with no male counterpart" "Weaknesses: Fighting" Fuck this
MrSirLordGentleman 08.12.16	56 is perfection
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	You're named after Genghis Khan though
wtferrothorn 08.12.16	Oh shit, which one would mx be
wtferrothorn 08.12.16	: O
betray 08.12.16	fuck yeah beedrill m/
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Archelirion and manosg got the dopest ones
oltnabrick 08.12.16	tbh not sure about that
Brostep 08.12.16	doin alright doom, he's starting school in a few weeks. gonna have a ton of fun in college
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Kabutops and Golem are the shit
oltnabrick 08.12.16	where is bach?!
oltnabrick 08.12.16	bach 4 venonat
oltnabrick 08.12.16	bach 4 venonat [3]
oltnabrick 08.12.16	only generation i was into as a kid was the first idk shit about any of the other pokemon
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Put Teamster as Koffing
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Shuyin as Drowzee
trackbytrackreviews 08.12.16	huh
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Need Emester and Tbt in there too
oltnabrick 08.12.16	actually i think i played silver so i take that back there was like scizor and heracrox and stuff like that. lugia was the legendary i think
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Lmao put Gonzo as Clefable
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	I'm straight up playing Gold right now. Never played anything past gen 2. If anyone else wants to play Any Gen 1 or 2 game, they have all of them on Playr.org
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Stereochrome as magnemite
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Still need Doduo, Nidoran F, Nidorina, and Spearow
MrSirLordGentleman 08.12.16	hell yeah I'm 001
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	EvoHavok as nidorina
doomjitsu 08.12.16	brostep that's cool man, although are schools and colleges the same in 'murica or you're just implying that after school he's gonna rip it in college? because for me school was somewhat entertaining and goin' to a university simply beat me to half death
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	dfevil085 as Doduo
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	Hesperus as Spearow
CaimanJesus 08.12.16	I'll let someone else choose the last one, so I can't be blamed once people who are forgotten show up
MyNameIsPencil 08.12.16	Me being Pikachu? You too sweet on me
doomjitsu 08.12.16	uh because you love weezer?
danielcardoso 08.12.16	Ahah i made the list twice was that supposed to happen
Calc 08.12.16	damn dude you gave me a pretty awesome one thanks lol
danielcardoso 08.12.16	Sandshrew is cuter therefore i pick sandshrew sounds like good reasoning lol
Mort. 08.12.16	Tentacruel is dope im happy
Cygnatti 08.12.16	Oddish is my fav but jolteon is up there too. Pencil bro is def a pikachu. :)
trackbytrackreviews 08.12.16	Nidoqueen – trackbytrackreviews are you saying that I'm fat ;_;
CalculatingInfinity 08.12.16	Yeah boiiiiiiiiiii I get Tauros :D
ShadowRemains 08.12.16	yeah i'll buy that, gengar is a badass
RadicalEd 08.12.16	welp.
InFlamesWeThrash666 08.12.16	fuck yea Vulpix
Rowan5215 08.12.16	no idea what an arcanine is but I'll assume he's cool because Toad's my man lmao'd @ art's one
ScuroFantasma 08.12.16	It's like a tiger dog
DinosaurJones 08.12.16	Sweet, I'm one of the few guaranteed male Pokémon. I accept this.
Pon 08.12.16	Yeah I'm cool with my pokemon tbh have a feat
Keyblade 08.12.16	ay pinsir, not bad. guillotine is that shit
SandwichBubble 08.12.16	"Diglett" ...but for what purpose?
emester 08.12.16	The fact that I evolve into Insurrection makes me feel as if I failed in life
SCREAM! 08.12.16	Sweet love this sort of list Kind of curious how I wound up with Electrode
AsleepInTheBack 08.12.16	Damn, wish I could have had the honor of being dubbed magikarp.
Relinquished 08.12.16	lol dev's not cool enough for mewtwo
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	Yay someone included me
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Include me ( the7thVermicide )besides spearow or rhyhorn
RadicalEd 08.12.16	being irrelevant over here.
Relinquished 08.12.16	never include verm
Maniac! 08.12.16	Why am I Ivysaur?
SCREAM! 08.12.16	never include verm[2]
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Always include verm
TVC15 08.12.16	Sweeet I love Mr. Mime!
ashcrash9 08.12.16	yo Rhyhorn me cool list
Spacesh1p 08.12.16	I made a user list :') I don't really know what it means though.
50iL 08.12.16	Nidorino, nice! Always thought it was a cool Pokemon. cool list [2]
romulanrancor 08.12.16	Are their any very handsome intelligent 6' 2'' Pokemon?
Drummerboy123 08.12.16	"Magikarp - Futures Gyarados - KILL" The worst user turns into the best user. Nice detail. I'll take MissingNo.
FullOfSounds 08.12.16	Kabuto is cool lol, one of the better fossils. Are you saying I'm a fossil.
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Put me besides spearow or rhyhorn fella
p4p 08.12.16	im more of a tyranitar kinda guy but Cloyster in gen 5 is OP as fuck so im cool with it
TVC15 08.12.16	I just realized Arcade should've been a fire type Pokemon. Wasted potential mem
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	God his sp. def is atrocious
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	"Wasted potential mem" Thus spoke the king
FullOfSounds 08.12.16	Meowth is cool yeah, I had one back in Blue.
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	ok fella add me
FullOfSounds 08.12.16	This is a really fun idea.
Tunaboy45 08.12.16	nice
Ocean of Noise 08.12.16	Sweet, I dig Kingler. Where's Willie tho
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Sweet I am spearow, ahhaahah
theBoneyKing 08.12.16	This is cool, can't tell what the logic behind this is (if there even is any lol) but I'm cool with being Seaking.
EvoHavok 08.12.16	Nidorina looks neat, but why was that suggested?
Sinternet 08.12.16	aww yeah fuckin arbok
Conmaniac 08.12.16	holy fuck this list is sick im squirtle
Conmaniac 08.12.16	also implying my final form is Johnny is more than a compliment :D
Sinternet 08.12.16	but how come snake evolves into me? I don't think he has the skills to do what it takes
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Sin your pathetic pokemon gets defeated 24/7 in the fuckin anime. I didn't knew that hipsters loved pokemons trained by losers liek the fucking team rocket
Conmaniac 08.12.16	tbf I always used to get Snake and Sint mixed up earrrly on so I see the connection
zakalwe 08.12.16	Is snorelax soft as shite or hard as fuck?
Snake. 08.12.16	oh wow i'm literally a snake
Conmaniac 08.12.16	both
Spacesh1p 08.12.16	Snorlax voted remain
tempest-- 08.12.16	Cool I don't mind being hitmonlee m/
Conmaniac 08.12.16	but he's also kinda cute when he's doing literally nothing harmful aha. v fitting
Sinternet 08.12.16	perfect for zak he's big, cute and cuddly until you realise he can destroy your whole country
Spacesh1p 08.12.16	Hal and Sowing are quality users so I'm happy with that
Spacesh1p 08.12.16	"he's big, cute and cuddly until you realise he can destroy your whole country" lol Sin
EvoHavok 08.12.16	@Toad I see. Some of them are really fitting, haha.
AlexKzillion 08.12.16	Satisfied with Wartortle
BallsToTheWall 08.12.16	I've never used a Marowak in the game. Time to change that.
tacos n stuff 08.12.16	sweet im lickitung edit: i am the stuff of nightmares http://orig01.deviantart.net/d310/f/2010/263/d/2/lickitung_by_soupandbutter-d2z5cj0.jpg
tempest-- 08.12.16	the Alolan Marowak looks sweet as heck, don't know if you're down with the new games Balls, but check it out http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/aug_11_assets/a-marowak.png
Conmaniac 08.12.16	Alex we besties now I guess. cant wait to level up to ya (;
BallsToTheWall 08.12.16	Yeah, Marowak looks dapper. I haven't gone past Crystal but I need to.
ashcrash9 08.12.16	bummed I'm not on this but "Rattata - torts" certainly brightened my day up a bit I'll wait for a Gen II list I guess lol
Conmaniac 08.12.16	yeah this list is missing Ash and Blush ):
ashcrash9 08.12.16	ngl tho I didn't really realize there were 151+ users on here regularly until this list everyone here deserves a spot, can't really complain
YoYoMancuso 08.12.16	wow i got my all-time favorite pokemon thanks dude
ashcrash9 08.12.16	whoa wait onionbubs is on here twice wtf
ashcrash9 08.12.16	I'll take it lol
AsleepInTheBack 08.12.16	I feel like I should be offended that I got the only explicitly female one here but I'll happily take it haha
Conmaniac 08.12.16	i mean this site is 99% males so the all female pokemon are gonna have to be taken by somebody
Typhoon24 08.12.16	cool ill take it
AsleepInTheBack 08.12.16	Yeah I get that con, frankly I'm just happy to have made it on to a user list haha (:
miketunneyiscool123 08.12.16	so im the goddam slowbro eh? haha 9, 21, 32 and 46 are awesome, and KILL being gyarados is badass asf
miketunneyiscool123 08.12.16	@toad so how did you do these picks? random selection? hell yeah for bro bros
AsleepInTheBack 08.12.16	@Toad No worries man, I assumed haha
Conmaniac 08.12.16	seemed like most were planned selections. list would be elite though if there was an explanation for why the user is that pokemon but that'd take a long ass time
adr 08.12.16	yo great list, that Shellder looks like a cool dude :P
Typhoon24 08.12.16	"list would be elite though if there was an explanation for why the user is that pokemon " yeah con but since this picture exists on the internet, i'd rather not have an explanation http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M7ab4c11df111efea333f5e28f58badc9o0&w=133&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0
Sevengill 08.12.16	^ hahaha omg it's perfect xD oh hi I'm a bird yes this is a nice thing I like birds
miketunneyiscool123 08.12.16	@typhoon24 it all makes sense noooooow
AlexKzillion 08.12.16	The Squirtle evolution cycle has all the best users.
Typhoon24 08.12.16	mustve been so fun deciding the rat and snake pokemon lol
ashcrash9 08.12.16	I know it was the last available pick, but Metapod is chill af and I can totally see me as one The only downside is I used to be Asdfp
Sevengill 08.12.16	Jigglypuff - JigglyPDiddy Meowth - Angrylittlealchemist perfect
tempest-- 08.12.16	asdfp is on here twice :0
Conmaniac 08.12.16	true Alex! Johnny is someone I look up to a lot :D
ArsMoriendi 08.12.16	Everyone liked Butterfree. Yay I'm happy. Lucky claygurnz got my favorite gen 1 Pokemon
Conmaniac 08.12.16	yeah make someone else Tangela
ArsMoriendi 08.12.16	"Magikarp - Futures Gyarados - KILL" 10/10
ArsMoriendi 08.12.16	Supercoolguy isn't on here, how about him?
Parallels 08.12.16	"Caterpie – Asdfp277 Magikarp - Futures Gyarados - KILL Meowth - AngryLittleAlchemist Zubat - rosaparks" lol Also Ninetales was my first holo card when I was 9 : >
Chortles 08.12.16	damn I'm pleased, the mid evolutions of starter pokes are dope as fuq
TheSpaceMan 08.12.16	This is awesome man, the only user list I'm sad I didn't make it on (; lot of these are spot on
Feather 08.12.16	@Chort the mid evolutions of starters is like the awkward teenage looking years lol
onionbubs 08.12.16	lot of these are pretty great. its a shame there isnt a pokemon thats actually an onion tho
TheSpaceMan 08.12.16	Bulbasaur bro!
Cygnatti 08.12.16	nah ivysaur, chameleon, and wartortle are fuckin lit
Feather 08.12.16	@onion Oddish is pretty damn close @Cyg nah
macman76 08.12.16	after a quick glance at bulbapedia, area user prepares jokes Just like porygon, I'm not really here. And I cause seizures in children. nails it
ReminiscentOfAWhale 08.12.16	Celebi is an onion
trve 08.12.16	adjusted my profile pic accordingly
Tyler. 08.12.16	Why am I kakuna this is an outrage
Chortles 08.12.16	true but charmeleon big dicks everyone
user 08.12.16	i'm not sure how to feel
adr 08.12.16	Potsy being that hypno cunt also fits perfectly
trve 08.12.16	^hypno sucks butthair
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	Spearow reapes everything queers
adr 08.12.16	it's that dood with the spoons i though he hypnotise them lol rip my pokemon knowledge
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	The only problem is hawks is fearow, and hawks can't be an evolution cuz he is a fuckin inferior human being who jams hip hop for snapbackers, chavs, swaggers and moronic hipsters
user 08.12.16	you should be slowbro
macman76 08.12.16	I fear my Pokemon might be the Mickey Rooney in BAT way of saying polygon
trve 08.12.16	NineInchToolDethPark this is literally the worst sputcore username on the site
adr 08.12.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1084047.jpg
NineInchToolDethPark 08.12.16	I should be fuckin Suicune, Tyranitar or fuckin Rayquaza,lolololololololo
trve 08.12.16	ttar is dopest pokemon agreed
LotusFlower 08.12.16	Not sure how I feel about being a growlithe because he's lame
ShadowRemains 08.12.16	"ttar is dopest pokemon agreed" backed
trve 08.12.16	you evolve into arcanine tho which is pretty nice
LotusFlower 08.12.16	Can't argue with that
trve 08.12.16	i mean i'm an oddish i literally got no perspectives other than evolving into a stinking piece of shit, pretty sure you're much better off than me
Sinternet 08.12.16	what is mx
LotusFlower 08.12.16	Oddish evolves into Bellosum, no? They're pretty cute.
wtferrothorn 08.12.16	wtferrothorn 08.12.16 [ Edit ] Oh shit, which one would mx be Toad 08.12.16 [Report this Post] mx IS THE TRAINER
user 08.12.16	"i mean i'm an oddish i literally got no perspectives other than evolving into a stinking piece of shit, pretty sure you're much better off than me" 'scu me
LotusFlower 08.12.16	MX is Missingno because they never appear under normal circumstances and fuck everything up
trve 08.12.16	yeah i meant you user :3
user 08.12.16	honestly ive had it up to **ing here with you s*lord u better sleep with one eye open
Drifter 08.12.16	This is cool
MrSirLordGentleman 08.12.16	"MX is Missingno because they never appear under normal circumstances and fuck everything up" ^this
GeorgeWBush 08.12.16	"Oddish is pretty damn close." [2] My Oddish in Go is named onionbubs.
Asdfp277 08.12.16	i am a caterpie this makes me happy
MrSirLordGentleman 08.12.16	caterpie is the cutest shit ever Still hate Misty for how she treated Ash's Caterpie
Asdfp277 08.12.16	she's a dumb cunt lmao
Asdfp277 08.12.16	my bug ass worm pokemon is still sewaddle tho
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	I like Weedle. Beedrill is cool.
Asdfp277 08.12.16	beedrill is swag
hal1ax 08.12.16	woahh there , im not cool enough to be dragonair but i appreciate the sentiment bless yr heart
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	I never understood how this cool looking serpent dragon evolves into a fat roly poly with tiny wings
Asdfp277 08.12.16	chinese mithology abt a serpent who becomes a dragon idk
BallsToTheWall 08.12.16	I agreed. Dratini is my favorite of the three. Sorry Sowing.
hal1ax 08.12.16	for real. with that dumbass twinkly smile. y he smilin for?????
BallsToTheWall 08.12.16	Is this a metaphor for life? We start off young and radiant, advance to the next level and then get fat and dopey before we die?
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	Dragonite is straight up obese. My least favorite of all the dragons.
Mystletainn 08.12.16	I'm mawile bitch
ZippaThaRippa 08.12.16	"Is this a metaphor for life? We start off young and radiant, advance to the next level and then get fat and dopey before we die?" Man, come on
BallsToTheWall 08.12.16	Dragonite is a certified fuck.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	dragonite is ugly but i like him
bloc 08.13.16	Hahahaha I got Electabuzz does double bicep pose
BallsToTheWall 08.13.16	Until this very moment I was committed to jacking up my brothers wedding next March dressed as Barney. Now I decided I want to show up as Dragonite. Orange Barney.....
Asdfp277 08.13.16	lmao
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	There's just cooler dragons out there. Hydreigon, Garchomp and Salamence all own. Even Flygon deserves a shout.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	Goodra is closer to barnie tbh
wtferrothorn 08.13.16	Dude Flygon is the shit
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	For sure. One of the coolest pokemon designs alongside Scyther/Scizor. Closest thing that we have to a bug dragon.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	flygon rules, most dragons do haxorus and druddigon rule
BallsToTheWall 08.13.16	I've been committed to just the 250 pokemon these past 15+ years but I'm now finally ready to embrace whatever else is out there.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	try the 5th generation, best one aside from the 1st n 2nd, real talk
hal1ax 08.13.16	which one is 5th?? ruby/sapph? i'm gonna dload an emulator right naww
BallsToTheWall 08.13.16	There's 5 generations? God damn......
Asdfp277 08.13.16	black & white, best pokemon games overall (including not only the designs but the gameplay and story too), along with heart gold / soul silver (4th gen)
Asdfp277 08.13.16	bish there's 7 now smh
ashcrash9 08.13.16	I felt like B&W was kinda underwhelming tbh Gen III is where it's at though I haven't played any Gen IV, VI, or VII so my opinion's kinda meaningless
Asdfp277 08.13.16	b&w was amazing, playing b&w2 is also a different experience and just as worthy imo. the third gen had some ugly ass pokemon designs but some great ones too (flygon ftw!), and it had the best battle frontier so yea
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	Gen IV got a lot of shit but I actually enjoyed the hell out of it. Lots of cool new poison types + great music.
RogueNine 08.13.16	Well shucks.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	the music on that gen is the best music the pokemon series has seen, including the heartgold / soulsilver remakes, + including the originals was such a sweet move from gamefreak
NordicMindset 08.13.16	Psyduck???
ShadowRemains 08.13.16	always thought you'd be way, way more afraid of a scyther coming after you than a scizor
Asdfp277 08.13.16	but scizor is swag and classy
BallsToTheWall 08.13.16	But Scyther is classic
Mystletainn 08.13.16	the pokemon designs started going downhill after 3rd gen
Asdfp277 08.13.16	both rule tbh, but disagreed. scizor = amazing genius and awesome
Asdfp277 08.13.16	mystle: i agree with that, although the 5th gen got ridiculously good design-wise, rivaling gen 2. gens 6 (and 7 so far) continued the trend downhill tho
iloveyouall 08.13.16	"the pokemon designs started going downhill after 3rd gen" but garbodor
Asdfp277 08.13.16	i love garbodor so much idk why, they're amazing ;-;
Asdfp277 08.13.16	garbodor, serperior, archeops, volcarona, eelektross, jellicent, joltik, scolipede, scrafty, krookodile, leavanny, roggenrola, zebstrika and unfeazant all rule
Mystletainn 08.13.16	Well there are pokemon I like from all generations so w/e but I feel like I love every single pokemon in gen 1,2 and 3, all the others not so much, the disgusting starters are particularly offensive.
Asdfp277 08.13.16	i love almost all pokemon from the 1st and 5th gen, most from the 2nd, a part of the 3rd, and i hate most of the 6th and the ones released for the 7th gen
Mystletainn 08.13.16	http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic-pokemon-unipedia/images/e/eb/652_chesnaught_by_pklucario.png/revision/latest?cb=20140416162153 eyes bleed
Asdfp277 08.13.16	single examples are meaningless but yea that one's hideous
ArsMoriendi 08.13.16	So, Asdfp, when do you evolve into ashcrash9?
Asdfp277 08.13.16	don't get the joke, idk
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/b/bb/Brock_Geodude_Tackle.png/revision/latest?cb=20151007052940 Was looking at pics of geodude and found this, suck it ALA
iloveyouall 08.13.16	lol perfect
Asdfp277 08.13.16	lmao
iloveyouall 08.13.16	https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2016/4-22/NWKRSbdRD8-6.png
iloveyouall 08.13.16	https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2016/4-22/NWKRSbdRD8-4.png
iloveyouall 08.13.16	literally a stupid
Mystletainn 08.13.16	Those are obviously coconuts
iloveyouall 08.13.16	you're a melon
iloveyouall 08.13.16	toad wants to kiss me
iloveyouall 08.13.16	prurient is a band btw ala
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	ALA fly to Canada bitch
iloveyouall 08.13.16	toad, check this: https://magnesianova.bandcamp.com/album/ultra-shit-folk
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Fine fucking hop the border either way it's going down
iloveyouall 08.13.16	fuck, I've gotta fly to canada. I need to watch this. IT'S ON!
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Wait you deleted the thread about your mom
iloveyouall 08.13.16	20 minutes?
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	That was the ultimate roast thread
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Just go though Nevada, Oregon, and Washington, then you're in BC. Google says you could walk it in 3 weeks if you take no breaks
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Puss
Parallels 08.13.16	so if i get a rare mx sighting do i get +128 pos' on my 6th review slot
Snowdog808 08.13.16	I wonder which generation I show up in. Hopefully Hoenn.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Trebor is way too much of a little bitch to be primeape. Try togapee.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	A little baby with autistic powers
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	You insta failed with that trebor placement I'm sorry. Like he's like magikarp if magikarp evolved into an even more retarded fish instead of a garados
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	I'm happy with mine
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	U would be
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	I'd say the chances are pretty good considering evolution
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	What are the chances a fish would evolve to breath underwater am I rite
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Good joke
hal1ax 08.13.16	Pidgey - brettgoespunk
TVC15 08.13.16	Gtfo Mr. Mime is awesome. He's always been one of my fav pokeanimals in this gen
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	That's the kind of shit ALA would say non ironically In other words you are fucking retarded if you think you need to know French to live in Canada
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	No its definitely retarded to think that, it's pretty much just bewilderingly ignorant
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Well than don't fucking move to Quebec
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	That's like if I said I wish I could learn Yankee so I could live in AMERICA
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	@ALA too much butthurt;didn't read
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Nah you're pretty stupid
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	There is literally no logic whatsoever in your comment actually
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	I'm sorry weren't you the one who made the Captain Morgan Siamese Twin anology?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Also ironic mix ups = stupidity
hal1ax 08.13.16	lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Also lol that you are randomly back on the president of Canada thing
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	OK but just so you know literally one province speaks French
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Although it's more like "french"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	In an extremely round about back pedaling kind of way sure
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	If you Move to Canada you should go to Nunavut
Conmaniac 08.13.16	im in it to win it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Brb gotta learn Italian so I can move to europe
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Fucking lmao German girls
TheSpaceMan 08.13.16	yeah what
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Scheiße
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Nah that doesn't really make it make sense at all
Trebor. 08.13.16	yeah dude I'm magicarp
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Hey guys I'm mostly white therefore white>
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	I'm mostly Scottish and you don't see me flocking over there to screw the fucking loch ness monster
Conmaniac 08.13.16	i love italian girls dude and im 50% italian
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Toad for someone who surfed in Hawaii on a family vacation one time your inability to appreciate when you've been saying some retarded ass shit that's obvious low hanging fruit ripe for the picking is pretty interesting
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Toad: appreciate my Nazi view point asshole
Conmaniac 08.13.16	relax relax relax OH RELAX THEYRE IN MY HEAD
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Toad: my ideal sexual partner is literally a weird krugar-esque Nazi clone of myself
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	@toad says this guy: "Need 2 lrn French 2 canada" "I am German therefore German superior"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	No I can agree to that because I don't have an fucked up Arian view on what intelligence and physical attractiveness is
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	I mean I'm mostly German so
Conmaniac 08.13.16	i lived in Germany
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Also excuse me for favoring substance of personality over socially inept 4.0 med student empirical intelligence
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Gotta learn swahili so I can live in Germany
TheSpaceMan 08.13.16	or, heaven forbid, how hot she is
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Gotta German women so I can mostly german
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	"Those are like the two most important traits to literally anybody." You know you're right, that must be why Joseph Merrick was famous, his stunning good looks.
Conmaniac 08.13.16	space is just a fan of walls
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Toad is one step closer to the edge itt
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Toad is one step closer to the edge, And he's about to kreigenfruderfreimer
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Nah there are lots of "hot" women who aren't attractive at all, due to personality
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	And also due to not being German
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	Love you toad
TheSpaceMan 08.13.16	hot =/= attractive agreed but it certainly helps more then their academic credentials
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	Quebec in a nutshell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WULsZJxPfws
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	@toad lol i mean i was pretty much just arguing for the sake of arguing and do admittedly understand what you were saying but you know
p4p 08.13.16	don't bother learning french if your only objective is so that you can have a nice chat with a bunch quebecers in fucking quebec. go to paris or somethin smh.
iloveyouall 08.13.16	i'm going to learn french so that I can mumble at chicks and pass it off as culture and sophistication
CaimanJesus 08.13.16	I like pirating music so I think I'll move to Somalia
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	french does sound wonderful and french girls are wonderful but you have to realize that quebec french does not sound as wonderful and quebec french girls are not as wonderful
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	quebec french is honestly a bastardization
iloveyouall 08.13.16	it's alright, i'm staying away from quebec :)
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	i think thats more because you cant afford to leave australia than because you dont want to go to quebec tho
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	like whatever your number 1 travel destination is im sure you're staying away from there too yaknowwutimsayn
iloveyouall 08.13.16	i feel you, but i try to not look at it that way haha. destination number 1 is probably italy or sweden tho (for me at least)... france is easy top 5.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.16	lmao im just fucking with you
iloveyouall 08.13.16	fair
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	Sweden sucks. Norway, Finland and Estonia are all beautiful.
ShadowRemains 08.13.16	"This is why I'm a creationist tbh" as a scientist, please fuck off
ShadowRemains 08.13.16	as for areas with attractive women, parts of south america and eastern europe
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	Dating a South American. It's yes.
MercuryToHell 08.13.16	I'm surprisingly upset at not being on the list.
ashcrash9 08.13.16	"OK but just so you know literally one province speaks French" eastern New Brunswick also primarily speaks French and it's pretty beautiful but also full of elderly people so if girls are what you're going for good fucking luck lmao "I'm mostly Scottish and you don't see me flocking over there to screw the fucking loch ness monster" best quote itt
Relinquished 08.13.16	"Sweden sucks." I'll literally fight you
iloveyouall 08.13.16	dude drunksput/drunkfb/drunkinternet in general is awesome, don't shut yourself down.
bloc 08.13.16	Deviant should actually be bloctwo but it's ok
ZippaThaRippa 08.13.16	"I'll literally fight you" You'll literally lose
trve 08.13.16	trve + weed + photoshop + this list = https://i.gyazo.com/5467cd990d0ef60e369e47b13effbbd9.png
Storm In A Teacup 08.13.16	I can't even make the list fuck buddy
trve 08.13.16	had this on my desktop and didnt even remember i made it first, then saw my avatar and the memory came back slowly lol must have been stoned as fuck yesterday
Snide 08.13.16	Lol I'm Magmar, lit. When's the Gen 2 gonna come?
Asdfp277 08.13.16	there ain't that many regular users
ArsMoriendi 08.13.16	"When's the Gen 2 gonna come?" Half the people would fight over who gets the honor to be tyranitar.
NineInchToolDethPark 08.13.16	Typhlosion kickass too
CaimanJesus 08.14.16	Dunsparce is where it's at
ZippaThaRippa 08.14.16	Nope
ashcrash9 08.14.16	I constantly forget Dunsparce even exists
CaimanJesus 08.14.16	In Crystal I had a level 65 dunsparce, it was the shit
CaimanJesus 08.14.16	Still wanna move to Quebec Toad? http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/montreal-maple-syrup-theft-1.3718092
Supercoolguy64 08.14.16	tangela is dope af
user 08.14.16	"as a scientist, please fuck off"
ShadowRemains 08.14.16	indeed
user 08.14.16	very douchey
ShadowRemains 08.14.16	creationism is an insult to science
Lavair 08.14.16	I am definitely, /definitely/ Fennekin
Asdfp277 08.14.16	u die easily?
Snowdog808 08.15.16	If I'm going to be on here, it will likely be as an ice type. I hope it's a badass like Abomasnow, Weavile or Regice, rather than something like a Snorunt.
CaimanJesus 08.15.16	You'd be a delibird
Snowdog808 08.15.16	That would be better than Snorunt, but by very little.
Yotimi 08.15.16	apparently I'm a psychic and sleep 18 hours a day Now literally the only thing I know about pokemon
Spec 08.15.16	Gastly is pretty dope I can dig it.
Gestapo 08.15.16	Woah.
YakNips 08.15.16	diamondize sighting
BallsDeep 08.15.16	i feel like im a bit late to the party, why arent i arcanine though?
Gestapo 08.15.16	id be that dude with the spoons named after the movie where shaq was a genie
demigod! 08.15.16	aw but snorlax is my fav
Anthracks 08.16.16	Honestly if I'm not Mr. Mime or Machamp something is really fucked up here.
InbredJed 08.16.16	List is amaz!
klap 08.17.16	230+ reviews and i'm not even fully evolved? this is depressing
Parallels 08.17.16	I evolved from a user that listens entirely to death metal
bloc 08.18.16	Explains why he's so underdeveloped
evilford 08.18.16	I'm apparently Magneton. wtf does all this mean I'm lost
ArsMoriendi 08.18.16	It means you have three eyes and you're multiple balls of steel.
hogan900 08.18.16	I wish I was a jigglypuff...
Pangea 08.18.16	Best list
brainmelter 08.19.16	damn I payed no attention to this and now all the pokemon are taken
Sevengill 08.19.16	whenever I feel like crap I come back to this list to remind myself that I'm a pretty bird
rabidfish 08.19.16	Goldeen? Well, at least I'm not that creep ass Mr. Mime lol.
Aerisavion 08.20.16	Looks like I'm late to the party. Would have been Sandshrew anyway
Flugmorph 08.20.16	why am i a golbat and not a Pidgeot tho
Drifter 04.04.18	Wonder what I am
Tyler. 04.04.18	Why am I kakuna this is an outrage
Judio! 04.04.18	Hey I'm honored to be Omastar
Sinternet 04.04.18	classic list, still mad snake evolves into me
Asdfp277 04.04.18	i'm gonna evolve into a beautiful arsmoriendi uwu
Tyler. 04.05.18	change mine right now
Asdfp277 04.05.18	why? it's a great evo line tbh
BAG 04.05.18	why the fuck was I ratatta lmao
CaimanJesus 04.05.18	Fuck yeah still reppin geodude
Feather 04.05.18	I could have sworn I was in this ...
Toad 04.05.18	Yeah I really thought you were too Dang major throwback
Frippertronics 04.05.18	lmao top tier Jiggly/Wiggly pairing
50iL 04.05.18	Great list tbh
hal1ax 04.05.18	yo macman is 100% porygon
chug73 04.05.18	Tyler yours is good
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.18	im probably not on here
chug73 04.05.18	oh no
foxblood 04.05.18	never saw this list, it's a good idea
Drifter 04.05.18	I wasn't even on this list and didn't even read the comments at the time but this list brings mad nostalgia
bloc 04.05.18	Deviant would be Elekid
DinosaurJones 04.05.18	Ah yes, Nidoran M. Eventually I'll turn into Nidoking, at least. Just gotta put in the work.