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GoT Season 6 Death Pool

Four picks from the list - one is your special play, provide a description of the death and if it comes true you double your overall score. (Only includes characters introduced up to ep 1 season 6)
1Weezer
Hurley


Samwell Tarly

AngryJohnny
2Action Bronson
Mr. Wonderful


Thormund Giantsbane

wwf 'killed by thorne during the way-too-super-late jon snow rescue attempt'
3Right Said Fred
Up


Varys
4Stiff Little Fingers
Hope Street


Little Finger
5Pope Francis
Wake Up!


The High Sparrow

Shemson, AngryJohnny, UnderTheNorthernScar, wwf, Toad

Toad 'hit by a car'

DECEASED: Blown to dem smithereens
6Couch Slut
My Life as a Woman


Cercei Lannister

UnderTheNorthernScar
7The Dwarves
Come Clean


Tyrion Lannister
8Stevie Wonder
With a Song in My Heart


Arya Stark
9Michael Bolton
Everbody's Crazy


Roose Bolton

tempest (WINNER)

DECEASED: stabbed by #12
10Tommy Lee
Tommyland: The Ride


Tommen

Nikkolae

DECEASED: Accidentally fell out of a window on purpose
11Splatter Whore
City of the Sleazehounds


Margaery Tyrell

DECEASED: those 'gappy but nice' bewbs now blown into separate postcodes
12Ol' Dirty Bastard
Nigga Please


Ramsay Bolton

Shemson, Nikkolae, JokineAugustine (Winners)

DECEASED: fed to own hounds
13Blame It On Edd
Milk The World


Dolorous Edd
14Davos
Tender Loving Care


Davos

Doof
15Kingdragon
Fire In The Sky


Drogon
16Nunslaughter
Killed by the Cross


Septa Unella / aka The "Confess/Shame" Nun

anatelier, wwf
17Bruce Cockburn
Dancing in the Dragon's Jaws


Maester Cyburn
18Goldfish
Three Second Memory


The Blackfish

DECEASED: Respectfully killed 'off screen'
19Bran Van 3000
Glee


Bran Stark

Potsy

Potsy 'he's so incompetent that even as a cripple he manages to slip and fall on his own boner, impaling himself through the throat and then chokes to death on his own gargling blood'
20Rick Astley
Free


Rickon Stark

DECEASED: Shot with arrow by 12
21Rotting Cock
My Sister Is Dead And I Fuck Her Corpse


Theon Greyjoy / Reek

Shemson, wwf, BallsDeep

Shemson 'to die heroically in an act of partial redemption'
22Only A Mother
Feral Chickens


Dany
23Gentle Giant
The Power and the Glory


Hodor

DECEASED: death by holding a door closed
24Giant Squid
Monster in the Creek


Baelon Greyjoy

DECEASED: thrown over bridge.
25Love of Lesbian
Microscopic Movies


Yara Greyjoy

tempest, Nikkolae
26DOOMSTARKS
Victory Laps


Sansa Stark
27Robyn
Robyn Is Here


Sweet Robin

UnderTheNorthernScar
28Pzychobitch
Electrolicious


Ellaria Sand

anatelier
29Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra


All of the sand snakes

anatelier

anatelier 'via Drogon administered burnination'
30James Blunt
Some Kind of Trouble


Jaime Lannister

Mesm277, AngryJohnny, BallsDeep

AngryJohnny 'poisoned by somebody from Dorne or something'
BallsDeep 'slain in a duel by the newly knighted and widely feared Robin of the vale'
31The Waifs
Temptation


The Waif

DECEASED: Killed by a dark room
32Bastarth
Death Messiah


Brienne of Tarth

BallsDeep
33Wildlife
On the Heart


Gilly
34Max Walder
Samba Del Costa


Walder Frey

tempest

DECEASED: killed by no one who is Arya stark who is no one who is Arya stark who is no one who is finally moving away from that plot arc
35Thorns of the Carrion
The Gardens Of Dead Winter


Alliser Thorne

Shemson, anatelier, AngryJohnny, BallsDeep, Toad, JokineAugustus (WINNERS)

DECEASED: Hung from the neck 'til dead
36Wolfmother
Victorious


Ghost
37Skeletonwitch
Worship the Witch


Melisandre

Toad, Nikkolae, JokineAugustus

Nikkolae 'at the hands of Davos once he finds out what he did to Shireen'
38Darius
ERGOSPHERE


Daario Naharis

tempest

tempest 'sacrificing himself so Jorah can live'
39Olly Murs
Right Place Right Time


Olly

DECEASED: Hung from the neck 'til dead
40Friendzone
While U Wait


Jorah Mormont

Doof, UnderTheNorthernScar

Doof 'burnt to a crisp by #15'
41Mace
Process of Elimination


Mace Tyrell

Doof

DECEASED: Raped to death by 32 (only joking he was also blown to bits)
42Arnold Schwarzenegger
Total Body Workout


Ser Robert Strong
43Graveworm
Fragments of Death


Greyworm
44Old and in the Way
Old & In the Way


Grand Maester Pycelle

Doof

DECEASED: stabbed by the cheeky urchins
45The Kevin Costner Suicide Pact
Decay


Kevan Lannister

DECEASED: killed by wildfire baby
46The Monks of the Dip Tse Chok Ling Monastery
Sacred Ceremonies


Lancel Lannister

DECEASED: killed by not snuffing out some candles
47Red Hot Chili Peppers
Mother's Milk


Missandei
48A Thorn For Every Heart
Things Aren't So Beautiful Now


Queen of Thorns
49Tripod
Open Slather


Podrick Payne

Toad
50Bronski Beat
Truthdare Doubledare


Bronn
51DJ Khaled
Kiss the Ring


Khal Moro

DECEASED: Burnt alive in incredibly cheesy death scene
52Myrmyr
The Amber Sea


Thoras of Myr
53Alyosha
Foreign Universe


Osha

DECEASED: Stabbed in neck by #12
54Lou Reed
The Raven


Meera Reed
55Maurice Gendron
Die 6 Suiten für Violoncello solo


Gendry
56Demonic Resurrection
The Return To Darkness


Beric Dondarrion
57Justin Payne
No Place Lower Than High


Ilyn Payne
58Giant
Time to Burn


Giant Wun Wun

DECEASED: Death by a hundred cuts...and an arrow through eye by 12
59Weezer
Raditude


Shaggydog

DECEASED: Decapitation
60Warrant
Cherry Pie


Hot Pie
61Radiohead
The King of Limbs


The Night's King

JokineAugustus

JokineAugustus 'dies in season finale, the Dragons most likely, with Bran having warged into one'
62Adele
Hometown Glory


Fat Walda and child

DECEASED: fed to hounds
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