BallsToTheWall: Evolution.

BallsToTheWall

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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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04.13.24	90’s Vibes	03.31.24	Stardew Valley Update
03.16.24	2024 Throwing Hands	12.30.23	Music To Annoy People With
11.07.23	Favorite Metalcore Shows This Year.	10.23.23	Covid Jams
09.15.23	To Become More Openminded	09.02.23	Jams
08.20.23	Sunday Vibes	08.05.23	Warrior is the Best Show
08.01.23	Upcoming shows.	06.26.23	Hard Jams Inc
06.03.23	Ball’s Mosh Pit Tactics.	05.20.23	Saturday Metal Jams
03.19.23	Relaxing Sunday Jams.	03.04.23	Attack on Titan: The Final Season
12.25.22	Bucs vs Panthers! LFG!	11.23.22	00’s Metalcore I’d Jam
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Evolution.

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties