Conmaniac
11.24.15 | any suggestions are welcome |
trve
11.24.15 | goatscrotum 777 |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | classic
can't wait for more of these |
BeyondCosby
11.24.15 | Purple Skyline
Hues of Orange
The Sound of Leaves Falling
Man I'm good. |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | During the Colour Revolt Say Hi to the Caged Bear Whirring Away by the Silversun Pickup
or
DtCRSHttCBWAbtSP
|
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Iron Fork |
DikkoZinner
11.24.15 | Teotihuacan Bloodthirsty Aztecs |
trve
11.24.15 | plutonium fork |
Flugmorph
11.24.15 | Conmaniacs |
DikkoZinner
11.24.15 | We Tiptoe Thru The Tulips With Tiny Tim |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Kroegerites |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "The Sound of Leaves Falling"
literally made me laugh |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | You gotta pick something that resonates with the music youre putting out
This makes me realize how easy it is for death metal bands to come up with names...
|
trve
11.24.15 | xenon fork |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Park Bench |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | radon fork |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | orichalcum fork? |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sput Troll Collective |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yeah I getcha @tacos which is why I listed some of our influences...but we haven't recorded anything official and we've only played one show so far. |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | honestly, park bench wasn't bad |
Nazzadan
11.24.15 | Thinkbook
Wired Wireless Dongle
Unplugged Office Phone
Boxes Full of Boxes
Yes I am looking around my office for these.
For real though, you need a good 1 word band name, 3 or more is just douchey |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | jesus why the forks |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Step-back Fade Away |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Yttrium fork |
Judio!
11.24.15 | Korn |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | The Rainstorms |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yah i like Park Bench but sounds too much like Park Jefferson |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Korn [2] |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Pick and Roll |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | Listing influences definitely helps
Think about you're band mates personalities too. Are you guys more outdoors-y, introverted, etc.
|
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Pick and Roll is kinda cool yeah but the sports reference is kinda overdone in the emo genre |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Going with Nazzadan's theme:
Expo
Cisco
Plantronics
The File Cabinets
Bent Glasses
The Black Pens
Cold Coffee
|
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | we are all pretty different...3 of us are pretty outgoing and the other 2 are a little less aha. we are all kinda weird I guess |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Surprised Park Bench is getting traction. |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | EXPO isnt even that bad tbh |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | I'll keep looking around my office if you want. It's basically Friday, on vacation the rest of the week. |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | Paper bag
floating through the wind? |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | nah its cool lol thanks though |
ConcubinaryCode
11.24.15 | The days of our lives
Modern hospice
As the world turns
It's a warm day for these sweaters
The color cries for release
You're welcome. |
DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | Rival Lemonade Stand |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | The world is a pretty meh place and i'm no longer afraid to work my 9-5? |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Modern Hospice" jesus that sounds dark
"It's a Warm Day for These Sweaters" might use that as a song name thats hilarious |
ConcubinaryCode
11.24.15 | Just put me in the credits |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Raid Log
Program Plan
Resource Allocation
Workstream
Internet Explorers
The Outlook
Start Menu
Icon Tray
100% Charged |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Buzzer Beater |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | went virtual this time |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | The Outlook isnt too bad tbh
or Workstream |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "Internet Explorers"
God no... maybe the Firefoxes though haha |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | lol @dbizzles enough with the basketball references |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | chrome foxes? |
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | exploring for chrome foxes? |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Firefoxes is too close to Fleet Foxes or Foxygen or Foxing....
not gonna do a fox related name |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | SharePoint Suicide |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | That one is just me projecting my feelings. |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Safari Chrome Opera Fox Explorers |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Seyo Cochello
Olyvar
Mayhaps Possible
Wooden Souls
Colorful Bloodflow |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Strangling a New Born With It's Own Umbilical Cord
Wii R Pretentious
@#
~
I am depressed and ready for your attention
|
tacos n stuff
11.24.15 | I dig colorful bloodflow^ |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Tora the Explora
If you want an internet browser themed rap alter ego |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Mayhaps Possible" hm i actually don't mind this
"Colorful Bloodflow" lol.. |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Go annoyingly long with like "The Day Shall Come and It Will Be Glorious" or something like that |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | see my bandmate literally said ~ is exactly what a middle school band would name themselves to be edgy |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | and no @pencil |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Soul Drifting |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | internet forksplorer |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | My Guitar Strings Are Almost As Broken As I Am
Warm Things Like Fireplaces And Log Cabins And Shit
I Wish I Was Dead |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | bag of fork grapes |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Boner Salad |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Befork the Fall |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | as long as fork is in the name im happy |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Good.
|
dbizzles
11.24.15 | 3rd and Long |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Fork the Boner |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | The Musicians |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | lol @Sinternet we aren't too depressing...I don't even write sad songs |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Proper Football Men |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the burning fork of justice |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | How about Johnson & Johnson?
Since their slogan is "no more tears" lol |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Boner Salad" reminds me of Nick Swardson's Boner Soup thing he did |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | ice fork |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | and I will not be incorporating Fork into my name lmao |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | eternal fork |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | bagof4grapes likes forks |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | how about eternal spork? |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Don't Fork This Up |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | c'mon im giving you all this good material |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | obviously |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Keyboard Warriors |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Can i spork this up? |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Unisex Restroom |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Company Cafeteria |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Cock Conquistadors |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | My Mum Knitted Me This Sweater And Now She's Dead
The Rarest Pepe Of Them All
Jaden Smith and the Philosophers of Tomorrow
URGHHHH I HATE MY GENERATION MUSIC WAS BETTER IN THE 70S XD
XD
|
Ignimbrite
11.24.15 | Splinterdick Gorefuck |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | "Splinterdick Gorefuck"
I laughed. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | splinterfork gorefork |
DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | Dickbutt |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | The Waiting Room |
Propose
11.24.15 | 巨大420Xなおならバンド |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | elemenopee |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the waiting spork |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Don't like Johnson & Johnson?
I thought it was pretty clever... guess not :( |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | some random classic book title you've never even read
|
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | this is so fun |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | The Kill Takers?
Reference Fugazi. |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "some random classic book title you've never even read"
Welcome to the Monkey House?
The Brothers Karamazov?
Naked Lunch? |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @ArsMoriendi it was clever! but i dont like it as a band name |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | 30 Seconds to Uranus |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Forest Fires is about the only serious one I've thought of that I don't want to keep for myself |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | I've read the second one @Ars |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Forest Fires is dope |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the burning fork of justin |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | "30 Seconds to Uranus" fucking lol
|
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Damn Naked Lunch is already a band in Sput's database... |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Spectatorium
Udinese
The Wild Spectrum
Oh Hello
SeyMour
Yellow House |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Hail the yield sign |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | impale the yield sign |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Ending the Elderly |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | well apparently some tiny band in Scotland is already called that but that shouldn't matter
anyway back to shitposting |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | 50 shades of lamp |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Oh Hello" literally a band named The Oh Hellos
"Yellow House" that one's ok i guess |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | White Conversion Van |
Propose
11.24.15 | Full Contact
Tick Tock Gamblers
Goodbye Common Life
Delusions of Us
The Next Phase
|
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | dan is a lamp |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Conversion Van isnt bad tbh |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Naming yourself after an album is pretty bad so don't do Yellow House |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @propose The Next Phase is dec |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the apple was a squirrel in its previous life |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | just use that |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | or you could just call your band 9. that always works too |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | I'm coming up with decent noun band names, good stuff. |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Didn't know about The Oh Hellos or Yellow House so pardon me |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | mr skeltal and the bony dogmen |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Splooge Sponge |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yeah what about naming ourselves after song titles or song references? |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @1sopel6 all good man |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Myxomatosis |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Dan the van |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | A lot of bands do that so I think it'd be okay |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | cool name yeah but idk if it fits our band @Sinternet |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Piecemeal |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Post Coital Cigarette
Dirty Erasers
Motion Detectors
Voices in the Other Room |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | i already know that forks fit your name |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "Dirty Erasers"
Makes me instantly think of the Dirty Projectors...
|
rhinocerosmilk
11.24.15 | (the) edgy fuckers |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | This Fork Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Motion Detectors" hm...maybe something like Motion Detection? idk i like it tho |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Ohio is invaded by forks |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | (the) edgy forkers |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Technically Artists |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Jet Fuel and the Steel Beams |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | fork off |
BandNewbac
11.24.15 | how about "generic as fuck music" |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Astrobots (if this isn't clever I don't know what is)
Fuck it's taken on bandcamp... |
torts
11.24.15 | dasani sparkling water can |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | FORKS ARE A SHIT UTENSIL |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Motion Activated Light Switch |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | URINAL CAKE |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | SEPIA IS MY FAVOURITE INSTAGRAM FILTER |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | "Yacht" but insist it's pronounced "Yat-chet" |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Can of Broccoli |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Cookie Cake |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | onion duck
that is the most perfect a band name can get without including fork, lamp, or yield sign in the name |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | man this thread is ridiculous |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | This thread is awesome. |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Onion Duck" yes. |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Signs of Intelligent Life (or SoIL for short) |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | that is my fault. im sanding a paperclip right now, so my stupidity is flowing out |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | anthony fantano is my lord and savior |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Ready psgetti |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | its hard deciphering between actual suggestions and sarcastic ones though |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | dick stuck in industrial sander |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Couldn't Settle On Anything
Uninspired Minds
No Vision
We Prefer Spoons
Test Band, Don't Listen
Your Name, My Band |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Hot Beef Injection |
Propose
11.24.15 | 'Post Coital Cigarette
Dirty Erasers"
these would be great noise rock/post-hardcore band names |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Oedipus Complex |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @Ars I like just "SOIL" tbh |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Departed Colleague |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | @Con: Well it's taken by some metal band |
Propose
11.24.15 | Forky Fork and The Din Dins |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | :^) |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Your Name, My Band" nice reference |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Thanks, Purpose, let's start one |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | If you like obscure Saturday Night Live jokes what about More Cowbell? lol |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Stupid Cutlery
Especially Forks |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | these are all genuine suggestions. i like the weirder random names the most.
For that reason, ween is my favorite band name |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Departed Colleague" ooh nice
@Ars ah damn |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | The Pleasant Whirr of Central Air |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | More Cowbell is far from obscure though man |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "obscure" lol that's probably the most famous SNL joke |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Dean and Gene named the band Ween because they wanted to combine the words "wuss" and "penis"
:) |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Anal Asphyxiation |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | disappointed My Band, Your Suggestions wasn't the title |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | whats the consensus on punctuation in band names? |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the pleasant fork of central spoon |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | My Axe, Your Ring |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Daddy's Belt |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Name's Ash, Housewares |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Maybe just combine two random words you like...
|
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Hahaha Daddy's Belt |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @Sinternet yeah that wouldve been clever...but I probably won't end up using any of these just fun to brainstorm with you guys |
GuanoBumbershoot
11.24.15 | 1-800-EMO-BAND |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | @ars i read that like two days ago, and it reminded me on how much i love them |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | 'whats the consensus on punctuation in band names?'
band names should consist entirely of punctuation |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | 1-800-EMO-FORK |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | !!! |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Gooch Sweat |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | The Beta Males |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Never Kissed a Grill |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Excitement!!! |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | oisincoleman64 |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | alright i'll shut up now. just plz use either onions, forks (or sporks), yield signs, grapes, lamps, or xenon in your name.
the bag has been emptied |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | "oisincoleman64"
yes |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | probably wont bagof4grapes but thanks anyways |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Trading Spaces
Wintering
The Typicals |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Holding Your Piss In Just to Feel Something |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Never Forked Like This |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Trading Spaces" that one is cool |
Aftertheascension
11.24.15 | bag of four grapes |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Trading Spaces was an old TLC tv show about neighbors renovating each other's homes. |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | thunderbastards |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | didnt know that @Spacesh1p...cool |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Maybe just pick a color with a really pretty name and put it next to a random noun
Wysteria Fields |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | I'm here to inform if nothing else. |
trve
11.24.15 | donkey decapitation |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Chief Thief
Battered Wives
Pet Cemeteries |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Ain't Louis
Since I think you're from St. Louis based on our discussion in the Foxing thread |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | I really wanted to name our band Train Your Fish but it got shot down lol |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "Trading Spaces was an old TLC tv show about neighbors renovating each other's homes."
I actually knew that, but I feel like it could also make a decent band name... |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Suck My Dick It's Short And Thick |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yes i am @Spacesh1p and I kinda like that tbh its clever |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | I also wanted to name our band Catalina Wine Mixer cuz Step Brothers and I had this vision where when we introduce ourselves everyone in the crowd would be like "its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer" |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | 5 Inches of Disappointment |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "5 Inches of Disappointment"
Why are you talking about your penis? |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | i think that was the joke |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | lol 5 inches of disappointment |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Outpacing You
Victory Lap
Out Of Town
Throwing
Catching Fever
Reading Backwards
Off Set
To Say
Latest News
Silent Films for the Stonemasons |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | I posted that knowing people would try and use it against me lmao |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Faint Louis
Taint Louis
Paint Louis
Rain't Louis |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Accidental Racism |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "I posted that knowing people would try and use it against me lmao"
That just made me think of a good band name!
Glutton for Punishment |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | thanks for the legit suggestions @1sopel6
kinda like Catching Fever |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Fork Louis
I saw an opportunity and I took it.
And lol at 5 inches of dissapointment. |
iglu
11.24.15 | bipolar polar bear |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | also can't do any -ing bands
"Foxing, Coping, Dowsing, Snowing...ect" |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | I have one legit band name idea but I want to reserve it Q-Q |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | kinda like that one tbh @iglu |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Intructions Unclear
|
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @pencil you can share I won't take it haha |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "Intructions Unclear"
Dick in Ceiling Fan? |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | 30 Seconds to Uranus [2] |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Baseline |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | "Instructions Unclear" that's actually brilliant |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | I like the name Joyless Bastards a lot for some reason |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yeah thats probably one of the better band names in this thread @pencil |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Cunt Staplers |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Cash Only |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | "I like the name Joyless Bastards a lot for some reason"
Is it because that's a user on Sputnik? |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | The Line Starts Here |
Kronzo
11.24.15 | Woah! Hey guys, Welcome to EB Games :) |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | ^-^
The Person Caitlyn Jenner Ran Over |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Modern Life is Baseball |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Also that's a username... fuck.
If I have the chance to use it I guess I'll ask him lol |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | @con Accidental Brilliance |
rhinocerosmilk
11.24.15 | allahu forkbar |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Pea Pees |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Reality TV |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | yep the fork suggestions should never end |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Coat Rack Massacre |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | A Spoon in the Road |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | TV Dinner |
L4titudes
11.24.15 | The Beatles |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Renegades of Fork |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | TV Fork |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Forkenstein |
BeyondCosby
11.24.15 | The Band Named After My Dead Dog
Questions and Assholes
The Breeze Between My Cheeks |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | My Dog Sparky |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | The 1987-1988 Minnesota Vikings |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | The Devil Wears Nada |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | YourNameIsn'tPen |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | I kinda wanna name my band after an Elliott Smith song title tbh |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Motherfuckin Forks |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | Color Bars
Stupidity Tries
St. Ides Heaven
Cupid's Trick |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Fork/Spoon Marriage
Chemical Forks |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | The Church Camp Binge Drinkers
Neverending Conversations
The Icebreakers
Loveless Sexters
|
L4titudes
11.24.15 | basemeball manor and the free foxing fight in a basement while revolting against the elephant under a silversun, minus the bear |
rhinocerosmilk
11.24.15 | "Next up is emo band names"...
I will take "cut N' stroke myself with a fork" for $200 Alex |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | The Wrist Slitters if we're going with stereotypes |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Yourgod, too late, already suggested that in my first post |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | How About We Take You Home and Fork Your Mothers Pink Pussy with Our Forks until the Dawn of Tomorrow Breaks Like a Plate but Not Like a Fork |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Self Harm isn't Funny |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Ancient Basketball |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Hung Like the Wolf |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Get a Job You Fucking Bum |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Jesus Toast
http://blog.f1000.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/JesusOnToast2.jpg |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Break Glass In Case of Fork |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | lmao |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Equaliser |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Sex Is Meaningless As Long As I Have My Beanie |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Sweet Titty for My Baby Gravy |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | FRK |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Out Of Ideas
I Give Up
|
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Shirtless Russian President |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | My Mom the Proctologist |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Fecal Matter Facial
oh god ew |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Jews are People Too |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Hotel Office |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Drinking Alone in an Empty Conference Room |
SgtShock
11.24.15 | Noble Savage
Or Fork Knox |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Prostate Exam Anxiety |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Retrocession |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Girls In Trouble
Fake Sleep |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | My Prostate Massage, Your Penis |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Giving Up Is For The Fuckers Down Under |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Fork Knox is really good. |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Winters Solstice Springs the Rape Moon from Its Slumber |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Bald and Bold |
KriegdemKriege
11.24.15 | "Holding Your Piss In Just to Feel Something"
My favorite |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | The Spittoon Platoon |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | The Gay Agenda (honestly this sounds like it could be a hardcore punk band...) |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Chinese Finger Trap |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Self-Portrait |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Chem that's more of a weird song title imo |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Fork II: The Unforkable |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Thanks Krieg |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Mental Exercise |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | @Ars sounds like good touring buddy for Gay For Johnny Depp |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | How about just: Fork |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Cloudy Evening House Eviction |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Diddlers |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | @Pencil
Foreclosed Property |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | All the Good Names Were Taken So I Chose This One |
KriegdemKriege
11.24.15 | The Body Shamers |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | DILFs |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sovereign Debt |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | We'll Give You Something to Cry About You Little Bitches |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | DILFs [2]
YES! |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | George Clooney's Dildo Chair |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Why Have A Band Name When Our Records Never Sell |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Fucking Absolutely |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Little Duck |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | This is What Happens When the Condom Breaks |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Skin Flute Virtuosos |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | One-Worded Band Names Are For People With Nothing On Their Mind And A Dildo Up Their Ass |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | We Stay Until the Job is Done Every Time the First Time |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sach lol |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Promise Keepers |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Take My Promise Ring Off Your Cock |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | Fuck The Name, Here's Music |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | The Human Glory Holes |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Internet Threads Get Weird |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Classical Music |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Fuck Me Like One of Your French Girls |
1Sopel6
11.24.15 | He Won't Pick Any
See You Guys |
MyNameIsPencil
11.24.15 | Dalton DuBois |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Obscure Pornography |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | My Dad Picked This Band Name For Us |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Kneepads for Your Mom |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Voicemail Anxiety |
hal1ax
11.24.15 | Panti Christ |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Lemony Snicket's Bitch |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Bonne Hiver Is How It's Spelled, Justin |
BandNewbac
11.24.15 | yes what a great comment |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | We Don't Fuck Underage Girls on Sunday |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Tan Lines On My Face Eerily Shaped Like Your Girlfriends' Thighs |
JWT155
11.24.15 | Head First
Can imply a few different meanings. |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | I'd Suck A Fart Out of That Ass Like a Bong Rip |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | wtfer lol |
Calc
11.24.15 | Leather Helmets
Field Goals
Pigskin
First Downs
Human Growth
Zebras
Hashmarks
and other football related shit |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Your Bed Wreaks of Piss |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Trans Sport
|
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Too Busy Getting Pussy To Understand Your Football References |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | The Wigger Years |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Black Lives Matter |
Mort.
11.24.15 | My Nans Shriveled Kidneys |
hal1ax
11.24.15 | Tongue Punch and the Fart Box Bashers |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | I Really Think This Shit Kinda Sucks but Fuck it at Least I'm Here |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | No Use Crying Over Spilled Seaman |
hal1ax
11.24.15 | lmao sach |
anarchistfish
11.24.15 | ive got a bunch of good band name ideas but i'm keeping them to myself tbh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Vie_en_rose
always thought that would be a cool band name though and it kinda fits your style |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Hal1ax brilliant, can't believe I didn't think of that |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | What A Time To Be Alive |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | We Can Outcry Drake |
BandNewbac
11.24.15 | fucking hell almost 400 comments on this..... |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | why does everyone think I want sport related band names |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Drop and Give Me 20 |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | and that's kinda cool @fish. |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sandpaper Blow Job |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Mothers of Rape Children |
hal1ax
11.24.15 | I Miss Dalton |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | "Too Busy Getting Pussy To Understand Your Football References"
perfect for your predicament ;^) |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Edge for the Sake of It |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | My Parents Are Disappointed In Me |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | The Chastity Belts |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | and we did a Drake cover at our first concert @wtferrothorn hahah |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The BoomShockaLockas |
alienobserver
11.24.15 | hoobastank |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | San Francisco 69ers |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Anyway, Here's Wonderwall |
L4titudes
11.24.15 | Pretty sure half of these comments are Spacesh1p |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Motorola Razor |
iglu
11.24.15 | our thing |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Yeah there's a few. I'm painfully bored at work today my friend. |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | The Kids Groping Themselves At The Back Of The School Bus |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Rid the Tide of Our Pasadena Mudslide |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Pussy Dirtier Than The Time My Cat Fell In A Dumpster And Got Compacted By The Garbage Truck |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Unforgiving Beer Shits |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | At Least We Got Off |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | 30 Seconds To Premature Ejaculation |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | I Swear, I'm Not Gay |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sinternet the cat one is one of my favorites so far |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Garbage Pussy |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Menstrual Muffins |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | All Our Ejaculation is Mature |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Mature Ejaculate |
VicariousIntent
11.24.15 | human garbage
trash boys
the landfills |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | I've Got A Childish Gambino Bodypillow, And You Bet Your Ass I'm Gonna Fuck It |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Defecation the Defiler |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Umbrella Corporation |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Silence is Consent |
Trebor.
11.24.15 | always thought Water Gun is a fitting pop punk band name |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Is It Still Rape If I Tape Her Mouth Shut And Can't Hear Her Scream No? |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Total Scrotal Malformation |
bakkermaarten007
11.24.15 | bickelnack |
hal1ax
11.24.15 | Smells Like Dick; Mom, You Gotta Stop Farting |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Total the Scrotal |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | I Fucked Your Mouth, But You Fucked With My Heart |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @wtferrothorn maybe I do maybe I dont |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Sounds like we are naming a pornogrind act now |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Greatness Awaits |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | dark green flamingo
meth rock abuse
silver abyss
more clouds than sky
elbow deep
technological asphyxiation
And my death metal band would be: libidinous abhorrence |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Goddamnit Hot Topic Was Out Of Andy Biersack Posters, Now I Have To Drip The Blood From My Self-Inflicted Spork Wound Onto Bring Me The Horizon |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | @Sach lol |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Fishstick the Tartar |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Relating to Pornogrind |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | What's The Best Way To Get A Dead Baby Out of The Blender - Tortilla Chips |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | The Best Oral Sex Is When You Fill Your Ovaries With Honey And Wander Up To A Grizzly Bear |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | jesus this has a lot of comments |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | I Joined A Music Forum and All I Got Was This Shitty Band Name |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Bleeding Through (My Pad) |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Corndog Lewinsky Naw Mean |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | that was clever @wtferrothorn |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | I Fuck The Skeletons In My Closet |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Mountain Dew and Cheeto Dust |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | My God What Have We Done |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Dandruff Flake Blizzard |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Red Rocket Society |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | We Have No Friends |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Getting Fucked By The Record Label Because I'm Too Poor To Afford A Dildo |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | I Get So Much Pussy I'm Overdrawn At The Sperm Bank |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Expired Dairy Products |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Never Trust a Fart in Public |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | I Would Make A Your Mum Joke But Her Performance Last Night Was A Joke In Itself |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Just Keep Lying to Yourself |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Emos Who Want To Fuck More Than They Want To Die |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Nudity Within a Trenchcoat |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Fun With A Period Like That One Hipster Band |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | You May Remember Us From To Catch a Predator |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | A Ball Slap In Brisk October |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Filthy Casuals |
Alastor
11.24.15 | https://twitter.com/made_up_albums |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | 2 fists 1 butthole |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | One Of Us Is Furry, Try And Guess Who |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | For The Love of Jesus Please Steal Our Gear So We Can Collect on the Insurance |
zakalwe
11.24.15 | Four candles-handles for forks |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Tour Bus Crash Impending |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | Waste of Flesh |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Don't Have A Buttplug, this Microphone Will Do |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | Will Die For Fame |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | The Meat Whistle Quintet |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | Orgasm Inducing Anus Birth |
wtferrothorn
11.24.15 | Venting My Emotions To My Babies That I Hate |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | When Clothes Smell Like Farts the Dark Night of the Soul |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | I Left for a While But Now I'm Back |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | Just Pretend You Like This |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Best Friends Club |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | We Pay for Facebook Likes! |
ArsMoriendi
11.24.15 | Jom
name your band Jom |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | The Neglected Black Taint |
Artuma
11.24.15 | depends, is this band gonna be really really shitty like 1 or really good like 4 and 6? |
brainmelter
11.24.15 | no. |
chemicalmarriage
11.24.15 | All Annoying Users In This Thread Myself Included Dear God What Have I Become |
YuriZakhaev
11.24.15 | Has 'Michael J. Fox and The Shakes' been mentioned yet? |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Dong Phillips and the Fuck Me Kentucky's |
Conmaniac
11.24.15 | @Artuma hopefully our band will sound good to others but idk... |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Two very strong contenders late in the thread from Yuri and dbizzles |
ciregno
11.24.15 | modern joyce the free fox |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | fretless fork should be an instrument |
dbizzles
11.24.15 | Fetus Bombshell |
OwMySnauze
11.24.15 | Dreaming Schematics
Sput Users Perch on their Stilts Pointing and Daring Me to Break Sput Rules |
Mort.
11.24.15 | Jimmyjammyin down shit creek |
ScuroFantasma
11.24.15 | Ahmed's Clock |
709baj
11.25.15 | My Fork Shines Brighter Than the Sun |
Conmaniac
11.25.15 | lmao |
alienobserver
11.25.15 | lift ur forks like antennas to heaven |
bagof4grapes
11.25.15 | ^that was more brilliant than anything i couldve come up with. |
709baj
11.25.15 | Death by Fork |
bagof4grapes
11.25.15 | My Fork, Your Weapon |
LoLifant
11.25.15 | Deathpunk Toddlers |
torts
11.25.15 | 500 comments in a day excuse me |
chemicalmarriage
11.25.15 | So have you made a decision? There are some keepers here |
hikingmetalpunk
11.25.15 | bratwurst & beer |
alienobserver
11.25.15 | "My Fork, Your Weapon"
im crying |
Conmaniac
11.25.15 | no decisions made but ill update once we find one we like |
chemicalmarriage
11.25.15 | really feel like we did something good here today |
Mister Twister
11.25.15 | Silverware Circlejerk |
chemicalmarriage
11.25.15 | ever get the feeling like you showed up late to the gang bang? |
ScuroFantasma
11.25.15 | So many great names here though |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.25.15 | based off your influence i think you could aptly title yourselves "Conmaniac and the Banal Shites" |
YeezyStardust
11.25.15 | "Hey, everybody! Welcome to the show, we're 'The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet and it's full of blood'" |
MyNameIsPencil
11.25.15 | fucking lmao |
fromrows
11.25.15 | "Roseanne taught Rosie how to love, behind bloody curtains". |
tempest--
11.25.15 | name your band cool and people will be like did you hear that cool band and theyll be like yeh |
henryChinaski
11.25.15 | Nothing more entertaining than a band name thread. |
fromrows
11.25.15 | "how to speak clouseau". |
fromrows
11.25.15 | This thread is amazing:-)! |
tempest--
11.25.15 | bort |
TheHamburgerman
11.25.15 | I'm going with the office themed band names:
- Loose Wire
- Broken Phone (which is actually really deep, because that's like communication and stuff you know)
- The Deadliners (if you are a punk band)
- Error Squad
- Annoying Background Voices |
onionbubs
11.25.15 | The fork is on fire
And there's no driver at the fork
And the forks are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
the forkerment is corrupt
and we're on so many forks
with the forks on and the forks drawn
we're all in the belly of this horrible fork
and the fork is bleeding to death
The fork has fallen down
And the forkboards are leering
And the forks are all dead at the top of their poles
it went like this
the forks tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching forks
forked through the rubble
and pulled out their fork
the forkline was beautiful on fire
all twisted fork stretching upward
everything washed in a thick orange fork
I said "Kiss me, you're a fork. These are truly the last forks"
You grabbed my fork and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fork
We woke up one fork and fell a little further down
for sure it's the valley of fork
i open up my wallet and it's full of forks
-the dead fork blues |
UpwardSpiral
11.25.15 | mewithoutBeer |
chemicalmarriage
11.25.15 | I'm Here for the Gang Bang |
BigLeach65
11.25.15 | Sput and the niks |
Thibs
11.25.15 | The Flesh Light Fuck Sticks |
InFlamesWeThrash666
11.25.15 | -torts |
Conmaniac
11.25.15 | why are you guys still commenting lol |
ScuroFantasma
11.25.15 | "bort"
Fucking got me |
BigDixRLameStix
11.26.15 | DJ Slim Boi and the Titty Masters |
dbizzles
11.27.15 | 'why are you guys still commenting lol'
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE. |
Conmaniac
11.27.15 | okay |
dbizzles
11.27.15 | Forkgive and Forkget |
Conmaniac
12.01.15 | we have officially finalized our band name! |
MyNameIsPencil
12.01.15 | Kanye and the Wests? |
TheSonomaDude
12.01.15 | Basketball
Ice Hockey
Lacrosse
Soccer
|
onionbubs
12.01.15 | What was it named? |
XfingTheSullen
12.01.15 | Doggie Style Assasssins |
Conmaniac
12.01.15 | I might make a separate list or something |
brainmelter
12.01.15 | you like any of these names? mine were sure fire |
dbizzles
12.01.15 | 'I might make a separate list or something'
Kind of a lame choice to pick, tbh. I don't like how it is stylized without any caps other than the I. |
TheSonomaDude
12.01.15 | Yah shit pick bro, sounds way too wannabe indie |
dbizzles
12.01.15 | No forks even, wtf??? |
Deathconscious
12.01.15 | "I might make a separate list or something"
just to announce your band name? nah, just tell us. |
Deathconscious
12.01.15 | so many hilarious comments in here. |
Conmaniac
12.01.15 | tooooooo late :) |
XfingTheSullen
12.01.15 | How about "Amelie Poulain Hairstyle Is Not Cute, You Dumb Cunt"? |
rufinthefury
12.01.15 | I'm sure your band is cool af cuz you got good taste
but seriously , "We Get It You Vape" is the perfect band name |
XfingTheSullen
12.01.15 | ^ shit that's a real good name I must say |
Conmaniac
12.01.15 | we actually sarcastically talked about making our band name something vape related hahaa. |
onionbubs
12.01.15 | The Vaping Fork |
onionbubs
12.01.15 | Not a legit suggestion coz your band is already named, but c'mon. That is a pretty great name |
TychoBrahe
12.01.15 | Gregarious Librarian
Written all black metal-y. Marginally symmetrical. Illegible af. |
Sinternet
12.01.15 | i'd love to see an indie band with a black metal logo, some bm fan blindly buys it and finds out the logo reads 'The Cute and Cuddly Fork Men' and demonically sighs as catchy indie pop tunes invade his head |
XfingTheSullen
12.01.15 | Ok so what's the actual name now? I'm curious
|
GreyShadow
12.01.15 | Every Person Surrounding Me Knows How |
Papa Universe
09.21.17 | I'm guessing you'd like some emo name, aye? How hard could it be to come up with a bandname?
Connor and the Barbarians
Jaded Views
Fairbanks Point
Merriweather
Harbour Yard
Off Course
O'Kean
Helliconia
Grove Gardeners
The Balaams
Antique
Gardemarines
Odysseist
Mutual Friends |
