wtferrothorn: More Sput Quotes

wtferrothorn 08.30.15	Thanks to CalculatingInfinity for starting the first one.
SharkTooth 08.30.15	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InPKr6RwKps
Ryus 08.30.15	new sput quotes hot off the press "Try listening to more than two genres" Agalloch: Black metal/post-metal/folk/atmospheric Dissection: Melodic death metal/black metal Immolation: Death metal Insomnium: Melodic death metal Death: Old school/melodic/technical death metal Darkthrone: Black metal Emperor: Symphonic metal/black metal Burzum: Atmospheric/black metal source http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161113
danielcardoso 08.30.15	About time we had a Part 2, congrats.
Frippertronics 08.30.15	everything on here http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=160384
Spec 08.30.15	"On a scale of one to ten, how closed minded are you compared to Sputnikmusic? I got sick of that shit and came here." special3ff3cts
Gameofmetal 08.30.15	2 fucking kills me
Spec 08.30.15	2 is the best video on youtube
wtferrothorn 08.30.15	@Spec Link to that special3ff3cts quote?
Spec 08.30.15	i dont know where it is im sure kill has one
CalculatingInfinity 08.30.15	Thank you :] Firstly I recommend adding all the ones I couldn't in my thread and omfg 1...incredible.
wtferrothorn 08.30.15	huh, i googled the quote and came up with this http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1381458
CalculatingInfinity 08.30.15	lol what a bitch.
Asdfp277 08.30.15	lol
SharkTooth 08.30.15	kinda catchy and well-writtenrThrough Oblivion is so beautiful that I cried the first time I heard itrAnders' performance is very unique, it's a good thing that he isn't emulating anyone, he's doing his own style. rEven though they're goin for a softer sound you can hear melodeath riffs and they're kinda good, sometimes they're too low in the mix (e.g Through Oblivion) but other than that this a very good record. wwba's soundoff for In Flames-Siren Charms
SharkTooth 08.30.15	"Check Fugazi"-BMDrummer "dead people don’t listen to bebop, and neither do Limp Bizkit fans." from this review: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36663/Brand-New-The-Devil-and-God-Are-Raging-Inside-Me/
SharkTooth 08.30.15	"I can just imagine the 13 year olds sat in their rooms covered with Megan Fox posters, masturbating over the Anaconda video and thinking "hurrr hurrr this iz da sickest shit evaaa" -Tunaboy http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=65361&page=18#comments
climactic 08.30.15	fuck off with this cancerous list. half of these are from the last like 2 days and will be forgotten almost immediately
Asdfp277 08.30.15	No fun allowed.
LotusFlower 08.30.15	I'm just here for the inevitable slap fights that will emerge.
Keyblade 08.30.15	""On a scale of one to ten, how closed minded are you compared to Sputnikmusic? I got sick of that shit and came here." special3ff3cts " was that kill trolling or did u actually post that lol
SharkTooth 08.30.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=153654 this list and the thread that follows
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.30.15	"What you're saying to me right now is literally beyond retarded." - mistacrave
LotusFlower 08.30.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/35893/Justin-Bieber-My-World-2.0/ Pretty much anything in this entire review
Hawks 08.30.15	Skele is so gay.
SharkTooth 08.30.15	"This album makes me wonder why know one else thought to put in an orchestra in a jazz album before" some user's soundoff to Kamasi Washington's The Epic
MrNippleLipz 08.30.15	mistacrave is on a roll
SharkTooth 08.30.15	"id go track down some troll meme of a fat neckbeard stuffing his face behind a keyboard in this moms basement to show you what you guys probably are, but honestly its too much work"-Tresm87 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161001&memberid=1040187
adr 08.30.15	some of these are not funny at all
SharkTooth 08.30.15	This ought to fix that "I can understand there are opinions but honestly calling this album a MASTERPIECE that rivals up to albums like OK Computer? Fucking kill yourself you inbred piece of shit and never write another review ever again. Never share another thought of what you think is good music because you obviously have NO TASTE." -Asmodeuss1990 on Shamus248's review of One-X
Ocean of Noise 08.30.15	I'm dying at 3 lmfao
pissbore 08.30.15	"Now, it shall come to pass that the darkness hath becometh the light, for the love is our glorious Might that turns even every wickedness into holiness, Dread into bread, Death into Life, and Goatlord into Blatho, the Guardian of the Lord's words" taken from headphones' Goatlord review
SharkTooth 08.30.15	"So that's where eagles come from..."-Someguest http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/34856/Black-Pussy-releases-new-EP/ (in case you haven't picked up already the album is Black Pussy-Where The Eagle Flies)
PlatonicMushroom 08.30.15	This review is pretty artsy http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/33258/Katatonia-Night-Is-the-New-Day/
SharkTooth 08.30.15	this masterpiece of a review http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/48586/Converge-Jane-Doe/
RogueNine 08.30.15	"I was digging shit and had nowhere to list it People thought I was crazy yelling OPETH - BLACKWATER PARK out in the streets" This gem by SCREAM! from Relinquished's recent list.
ConcubinaryCode 08.30.15	"They have tons of pictures together on the internet, he sure took pride in his little girl. I have one of them as my desktop pic right now . pedo!!!!!!!!" Lol
Shuyin 08.30.15	you could fill 3 or 4 of these just with skele quotes
Ocean of Noise 08.30.15	you could fill this whole thing with skele quotes
Hawks 08.30.15	Lmao Scream's comment is one of the best I've ever seen in 7+ years here.
Gameofmetal 08.30.15	can we get a few skele quotes in here? i never got to experience his greatness besides the snoxall hair vid and it's obvious im missing out hard
Hawks 08.30.15	Nah you're not bro Skele sucks hard.
Ocean of Noise 08.30.15	isn't he in prison or some shit lol
Jasdevi087 08.30.15	"honestly dude youve spent all month bumping your own lists like youre the messiah of music, people would like to hear your opinion but if you didnt post it nobody would complain. have some self awareness. Listening to music is an entirely passive exercise that requires nothing but time. Im really not trying to call you out, but your level of narcissism regarding this "2014 list to end all lists in the known universe" is a bit irritating to look at." Spookynewghostfriend's spookynewcharacterslip on one of Potsy's 2014 year end lists.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.30.15	lol yeah that was great
Ocean of Noise 08.30.15	"Converge create a masterpiece with their album Jane Doe, which is an album that people who embrace it, will not forget it." - Ryan Flatley's terrible summary of this review http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14118/Converge-Jane-Doe/
Ocean of Noise 08.30.15	also these reviews http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6562/Agalloch-The-Mantle/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/3100/The-Beach-Boys-Pet-Sounds/
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.30.15	put all of jacob 'king of squares: white knight vagina' royals review summeries on this list tbh they are atrocious
Jots 08.30.15	"This is a review for an emo band not Aladdin and his pals riding around on a magic carpet and drinking fruli out of the bottle with a straw. You don't have to make every review a vibrant rainbow slide down magic mountain buddy, its awkward. " http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=58168&page=4#comments
Jots 08.30.15	also a good chunk of this thread: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=160974
Insurrection 08.30.15	lmao at 3
Gameofmetal 08.30.15	yea potsy killed it in my college thread weird to say he destroyed me tho, it's not like i was offended or that there was any ill intent
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.30.15	says u
Jots 08.30.15	that's not what potsy told me, game. he told me u the type a' soft ass honey-niqqa to put a splash of coffee in your cream, not a splash of cream in your coffee
Gameofmetal 08.30.15	damn ya'll straight savage
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.30.15	lolmayo
Flugmorph 08.30.15	I can confirm 25
SharkTooth 08.30.15	this review http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63039/Deftones-Koi-No-Yokan/ and this quote by wwba about Nickelback "great riffs, catchy chorus, meaningful lyrics, I can't see why so many people hate them" http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/32184/Nickelback-return-with-new-song/
AlexKzillion 08.31.15	These are my favorite lists
Asdfp277 08.31.15	where's the Eisley review thooo
SharkTooth 08.31.15	czech the 1st list
Asdfp277 08.31.15	fucking lol
SharkTooth 08.31.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/blog/2010/05/04/chans-plans-9-reviewing-reviews/ also this should be here
demigod! 08.31.15	2 is the best vid ever
ExplosiveOranges 08.31.15	no "i'm not really into pop music (i'm an opeth fan, actually)"?
wtferrothorn 08.31.15	pretty sure that was on the 1st list
ExplosiveOranges 08.31.15	ah, you're right.
ShadowRemains 08.31.15	http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbdl1M7W51qd37u4o1_1280.jpg http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt71rtWnMr1qd37u4o1_540.png http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lri3r0SguR1qd37u4o1_1280.png http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihchtg93q1qd37u4o1_1280.png
Asdfp277 08.31.15	those were all amazing wtf
ShadowRemains 08.31.15	http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libv6kSDEP1qd37u4o1_1280.png http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la4f0kinY11qd37u4o1_1280.jpg
wtferrothorn 08.31.15	omg that miranda cosgrove one
ShadowRemains 08.31.15	http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztk794lf71qd37u4o1_1280.png
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.31.15	wow i miss satty
ShadowRemains 08.31.15	me 2
wtferrothorn 08.31.15	thnx, im flattered :]
deathschool 08.31.15	Awwww, you two are adorable together
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.31.15	wow george i thought u were supposed to be "defendor of the weak and the meek" mr. protect the innocent guy now ur telling users to shut up get a grip rolando
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.31.15	point and case
Trebor. 08.31.15	how am I not on any of these
Rowan5215 08.31.15	because you're a user that has to ask why he isn't on a list like this
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=83&page=44#comments You could take anything said by tool1 from this page on. As a heads up, Tool1 used to me when i was an absolute moronic smartass who thought he knew everything when I first joined the site. I'm not like that anymore so I don't care if it's used because I sure as hell deserve to be made fun of for that stuff.
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=447266&listid=58985 oh god this beauty too
Asdfp277 08.31.15	how old were you tho
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	I mean that was 6 years ago so 16-17. I was just arrogant and didn't act like I cared but obviously it's a lie if I still use the site as much as a I do and tried to become a better user. I'd like to think I accomplished the latter half of that.
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	That list I posted wasn't me though
Asdfp277 08.31.15	u were dumb for a 16 yo but that's ok ur a nice and upstanding web citizen now >:]
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	I was just arrogant and didn't take the site seriously or interactions worth a shit I guess. I remember I ignored grammar but it honestly just made me look stupider. Ah well, moved on from that embarrassing faze.
Asdfp277 08.31.15	album still rules tho >:]]
FearThyEvil 08.31.15	That it certainly does and I still say it's my favorite to this day. Not changing that no matter what :)
CalculatingInfinity 08.31.15	Why hasn't this been added yet? "it's verse chorus verse chorus with generic melodic dm/metalcore riffs and clean choruses bloody genius I tell ya." "practically every single genre does that tbh, so I don't know how that's a serious problem" - Toondude displays ignorance to an extreme level.
ffs 08.31.15	hats off to you, btbam
ShadowRemains 08.31.15	guttural mosh bros
wtferrothorn 08.31.15	back, time to add some more quotes :)
SharkTooth 08.31.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1040080&listid=148943 the entire thread for this
ArsMoriendi 08.31.15	Hmmm I'm not on this one. I guess that's okay I was missing for 2 months... Better beef up the "say retarded things" game!
deathschool 08.31.15	You're on the first one, Ars.
Frippertronics 08.31.15	"tool is supposed to be long" tong ham, king of the dong slams
ArsMoriendi 08.31.15	@death: I know I know
Tunaboy45 08.31.15	Thanks for 6 man, I'm flattered
SharkTooth 08.31.15	"because people on here like wankery prog metal about damaged childhoods" -ArsMoriendi's reasoning as to why people like Tool http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1051105&listid=150300
romulanrancor 09.01.15	So glad i found this haha "i wish i could be multiple wizards at once think of the potential " - demigod! http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/66675/Emperor-In-the-Nightside-Eclipse/
romulanrancor 09.02.15	bump for demigod
SharkTooth 09.03.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/5839/BREAKING-Chad-Kroeger-Sucks-Dick/
Asdfp277 09.04.15	As someone who has listened to, likely, over 90% of the known death metal out there (I've spent the last decade going through every single album tagged as Death Metal on sites like RYM), Nile have one of the most unrelenting and consistently unique riff structuring in the entirety of all DM genres. There are just not a lot of bands who write riffs like they do, as generic as you want to make them sound. Clearly you know nothing about me or how well-versed in metal I am. Idk who you think you're talking to. Nile are doing more than creating technical songs. Karl Sanders studies Egyptian lore and history and included in the liner notes are his deep passionate writings about these songs. So there is more under the surface here that you are choosing to ignore. --Anthracks
SharkTooth 09.04.15	Sauce?
Asdfp277 09.04.15	im lazy check the meds thread
SharkTooth 09.04.15	What could possibly have gone so wrong in one's brain chemistry that they legitimately prefer listening to the latest emotionless, objectively talent-less, manufactured 3 minute Electro-pop excuse for a song that they just heard on the radio over something like Isis' 'Panopticon', Agalloch's 'The Mantle' or even something more accessible like Deftones 'White Pony'? I use these 3 as examples because they're all albums that have been disregarded as shit by my mates after i told them to give them a spin. I realize what a pretentious dipshit i must sound like but I honestly feel as though certain people literally don't have the adequate neurological pathways needed to appreciate a lengthy, dynamic, progressive song. I feel sorry for them really. It's as though their mind looses interest in a track if it doesn't feature a repeating catchy melody and runs beyond 3 minutes. Or maybe they just aren't affected by music in the same profound way that a lot of us here are. Thoughts?-BallsDeep http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161203
DinosaurJones 09.04.15	I think that last one is a desperate bid to just get on this list. No one can really think like that... Okay, I bet a TON of people think like that. But I still think they're just trying to get on the list.
SharkTooth 09.04.15	You mean the last one on this list or the one i just posted?
Asdfp277 09.04.15	^^^^ It was Anthracks @sharkteeth
DinosaurJones 09.04.15	I mean the "neurological pathways" post.
SharkTooth 09.04.15	k just wanted to make sure
MyNameIsPencil 09.04.15	These lists make me glad I'm not funny or active enough to be memorable
SharkTooth 09.04.15	some of the users on here are not well known/really active at all
MyNameIsPencil 09.04.15	True
Jasdevi087 09.06.15	"Album slayed, will get a ridiculous amount of unwarranted hate from Sputnik because it's still trendy to hate this band for some fucking reason. They haven't worn makeup since their sophomore album, move the fuck on already and go back to jerking it to the thought of Tool eventually releasing a new album. Best album from BVB since Set the World on Fire." Snide's BVB soundoff, can't believe this got left out.
SharkTooth 09.06.15	R u gonna update this list? Cuz there's still plenty of space left tbh
BMDrummer 09.06.15	oh this exists check fugazi bitch
SharkTooth 09.06.15	BMDrummer please repost your Blue Mist review so we can add it to the list
FearThyEvil 09.06.15	Ha good to see my old retarded self on here for 35. 36 was my 12 year old cousin who joined the site and made that list. I told him how dumb it was. He's 18 now if anyone is curious and no longer that stupid.
Keyblade 09.06.15	dude is banned, he's not updating this any time soon
MyNameIsPencil 09.06.15	good
Asdfp277 09.06.15	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck man lol
SharkTooth 09.09.15	Genres are fuckin' weak shit. If you need a genre to define what you listen to you should close your laptop and return to high school.-BeyondCosby http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161351
BeyondCosby 09.09.15	Well at least I made the list.
SharkTooth 09.09.15	No offense but the post you made Just came off as so surreal that I just had to nominate it
wtferrothorn 09.09.15	It's good to be back. List is now updated
BeyondCosby 09.09.15	It was a surreal moment for me as well. I guess I can retire now.
SharkTooth 09.09.15	"i road on top of my friends shirtless car while he was driving through a suburban neighborhood at like 40 and screaming while he was blasting death grips" Kman418, source unknown "Well they don't call me Polygon Pots for nuthin'" -Potsy on his edginess, source lost to history
TheMagicalBlender 09.09.15	" Like a werewolf from the sunshine fist, out of the planet of Satan comes a hard jamming, chode slamming freightrain made of marshmallows on fire with spikes made of iron poking out of them that were shoved in the holes by demons who just got through whacking off to pictures of chicks wearing hooker boots and then they went into the kitchen and baked themselves some brownies and put LSD in the brownies and proceeded to jam hard to Satan's almight fist of power and then they drew their swords and rode horses to fight evil demons that live on the nearby street corner and the demons almost beat them in this mighty battle but the heroes proudly exclaim "Nay!" and continue in the act of beating the balls out of these demonic creeps and then after winning the battle and feasting on mutton, mead and hot pockets, they deep fry some pop tarts and get stoned off of the fumes that it creates and they start hallucinating and tripping down stairs in their house that's made of copper and wood and it begins to melt like an ice cream cone on a hot July evening in which there are fireflies and bears and ever mythical creature imaginable floating around in a hot tub made of vacuum cleaner cupcakes. That, my friends, is Slayer's 1985 album Hell Awaits." http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/42414/Slayer-Hell-Awaits/
JohnnyoftheWell 09.09.15	17 broke me (although I do miss Altmer)
SharkTooth 09.09.15	"levels: inside jokes original humor intelligent/difficult humor political humor dick/cock/gay humor humor at others' expense popular culture/quotes slap-stick general sexual humor that's what she said acronyms knock-knock puns school's out, bitches" brandtweathers ranking types of humor from best to worst http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=28007&page=2#comments
SharkTooth 09.09.15	btw it really sucks that 28's comments are blocked
TheMagicalBlender 09.09.15
Anthracks 09.10.15	Yay for promoting shallow bullying what are you doing with your life
SharkTooth 09.10.15	lighten up man it's just a music site
Anthracks 09.10.15	No, it's disrespectful and childish. You could actually hurt someone's feelings with dumb shit like this.
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Antracks is right, Imma delete my second comment.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	I guess you're right with that, also I don't see what makes 41 that good, it's not really funny or over-the-top like a lot of the other quotes here
wtferrothorn 09.10.15	I'll remove your entry in the list if you want, Anthracks
Anthracks 09.10.15	That's not what this is about. I could give a shit. Y'all are like real life sputnik Mean Girls plastic shit, talking shit about everyone on the site. "Did you hear what _______ said?!" It's like bizarre how much this is basic bullying and you don't see it.
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Some of these quotes are intentional jokes, but for the most part, Anthracks is pretty much right.
wtferrothorn 09.10.15	I never meant to hurt to anybody. I personally don't have anything against the people on this list. I just simply added what people posted, and I guess doing that without thinking about how it'd make others feel is really shitty.
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	Why is Anthracks surprised that there are trolls and mean people on a semi-anonymous music website? It says he's been here since 2007, so he's obviously not new, even if he seems new to the internet in general...
ScuroFantasma 09.10.15	Beautiful list
Anthracks 09.10.15	I'm not surprised, simply trying to prevent bullying because it's a pretty shitty thing even if it seems small, as I'm sure a lot of people on this site can relate. Internet is a safe haven for a lot of people who are bullied irl, so it's annoying to see people being so vicious here, where I'm sure a lot of people are looking for a community to flourish in.
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	It doesn't matter, Ars, it's kinda bad regardless.
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	People say stupid shit on here a lot, so what? If pointing out that someone said something so stupid it's funny hurts their feelings, then they need to get some thicker skin because that's not even close to bad. It's not like this list is targeting 1 or only a few users harshly, it's targeting a large portion in a lighthearted way. Hell if anything, being on this list means you're a part of the community, since we know and love most of the users on the list. Stop getting offended for people who aren't offended.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	imagine caring this much
Asdfp277 09.10.15	If you get your feelings hurt because someone made fun of a stupid comment you made +5 years ago, perhaps it's your problem and you should learn how to not take life so seriously and getting butthurt over some shitty ass comment, like do you not have friends that make stupid comments you laugh at or ur gon get a heart disease by caring that much, like, chill
Anthracks 09.10.15	This isn't friends making jokes together, though. This is a select group of people laughing at other users without their knowledge of it happening. This is classic high school bullying.
Anthracks 09.10.15	And yeah, I care because it's people like you who drive people away from this website and cause activity to dwindle.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	It's open for everyone to see. The other list was even featured. I even got into this site making stupid comments
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Good point, but I don't know, reading some of the comments kind of reminds me of me when I first joined the site. How I would post a list a couple times in my early days of Sputnik (even though I've only been on here for a few months), and how I just felt kind of weirded-out (Idk, couldn't find the word) when people got onto my lists and other people's lists and said bad stuff about them just over trivial things like not liking jazz or something. I'm not 'offended', I just don't think a lot of users really appreciate being slammed for little reason. People make fun of other people all the time on the internet, and I get that, but that doesn't mean we should keep doing it. Often we'll slip-up and say something out-of-line, but doing it constantly isn't going to attract people to this site. Idk, I'm tired.
Anthracks 09.10.15	"People should just get thicker skin." Do you know anything about how self-esteem works? That's good for you if you've adopted being made fun of into something positive, but not everyone reacts that way. Saying stuff like "you shouldn't be hurt by the things we're saying" to someone who is liable to be hurt only makes things worse.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	"I just don't think a lot of users really appreciate being slammed for little reason" perhaps they should see those comments in a different light. they're just bustin your nuts, it's complete bullshit -- hell, i make those kinds of comments myself (altough mine are a little more obvious lol)
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"It's open for everyone to see. The other list was even featured." yeah this isn't really a case of "making fun of others without their knowledge of it", it's more just drawing attention to certain posts that have comedic value whether intentional or unintentional
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	I don't really mind it at all anymore, but I know quite a few users on this site who certainly aren't "bustin' a nut".
Asdfp277 09.10.15	like, just chill. it's a bad way of leading life, and if you see life like that, im not going to cuddle you further into being hurtbutt over everything
Asdfp277 09.10.15	not enough isis 0/5 agreed
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	@Asdfp277: If you're talking to me, then you didn't read the first half of my comment.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	and plus if anything is going to drive people away, it's not going to be lists like this, it's more going to be harsh comments or responses to newcomers' reviews or posts. I mean look at the comment section to the review linked in 26, that is a much more immediate concern (and much more of a case of so-called "bullying") than whatever gets posted here in all honesty
Keyblade 09.10.15	a lot of these quotes were originally intended to be funny or even inflammatory so
Asdfp277 09.10.15	magicblend: that's literally what i was refering to tho
Anthracks 09.10.15	I did not ask for life advice from you. I lead a happy life with almost exclusively positive relationships. I'm simply trying to spread that positivity and prevent people from feeling excluded. This website drives away so many new users on a near-daily basis, so I'm trying to help cut down on the barbarism, I guess.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	we're having an ethical discussion over "HOLY *** THIS BEAT.OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE MY RINGTONE" imagine caring this much
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	I'm not necessarily saying that this list is the problem, I'm just saying overall negativity and harsh posts are. I say keep this list up, but idk, add a disclaimer in the description or something.
Anthracks 09.10.15	And a lot of these quotes are clearly placed here with the intent to poke fun of people.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"I did not ask for life advice from you. I lead a happy life with almost exclusively positive relationships. I'm simply trying to spread that positivity and prevent people from feeling excluded. This website drives away so many new users on a near-daily basis, so I'm trying to help cut down on the barbarism, I guess." this is not the place to do that however, if you want to do something like that you would probably be more effective in pages like some new users' first reviews/lists, because that's what the newcomers will be reading
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	@Asdfp277: The first half of my comment said I DON'T mind harsh posts directed towards me anymore, but your response made it out like I was butthurt. Everyone here is raising good points, tbh. I'm kind of in the middle on the whole situation.
Anthracks 09.10.15	No, I'm telling you guys to quit being disrespectful. That's where I'll make the biggest difference, imo.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"And a lot of these quotes are clearly placed here with the intent to poke fun of people." indeed it's poking fun of, but it's not necessarily bullying
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	While I agree that this website can be unwarrantedly harsh and uninviting at times, this list isn't. If anything it's the exact opposite and until Anthracks started complaining, everyone here seemed to be happy about the list or even included.
skeames1214 09.10.15	kinda agree with thracks. good natured ribbing and even legit arguments are fine, but people get fucking jumped on this site for pretty harmless stuff.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	anthrax youre the kind of dude who would unironically state "Clearly you know nothing about me or how well-versed in metal I am" on a facebook chat discussion with a total stranger im not so sure over your super positive & healthy life style tho
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"I'm not necessarily saying that this list is the problem, I'm just saying overall negativity and harsh posts are. I say keep this list up, but idk, add a disclaimer in the description or something." I agree with this, maybe put something in the description about how it's not intended to hurt or say anything about anyone, it's just to celebrate the more fun moments in the site's history or something
Asdfp277 09.10.15	but sure don't listen to my "life advice" but remember aint nobody obligated to follow yours either tho
skeames1214 09.10.15	list is fine tho, to be clear. it's funny when people say stupid shit.
Anthracks 09.10.15	Using the quote you used from me (out of context from a personal conversation) as an example: I'm not friends with any of you involved in making this list. So how are you going to tell me that there is no malicious intent in putting that there? That quote was already removed from a sound-off for being bullying, and for people bullying me in a shoutbox, and here it is again. You're going to tell me this is part of a joke I'm in on?
worthlessscab 09.10.15	;_;
SharkTooth 09.10.15	hell, if it helps anything I'm going to suggest something I actually said myself "Never liked the Smiths tbh, always prefered the American side of punk with the Velvet Underground, Stooges, and MC5." http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/31229/miley-cyrus-bangz-the-smiths/
Asdfp277 09.10.15	mods delete shit like that to keep people from whining over this bullshit but sure
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	list is fine tho [2] I just think there's a bit too much negativity on the site. Case in point... EVERYTHING FROM THE LAST 20 OR SO POSTS.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	imagine caring this much tho
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"That quote was already removed from a sound-off for being bullying, and for people bullying me in a shoutbox, and here it is again. You're going to tell me this is part of a joke I'm in on?" I didn't even know that, and I'm quite sure wtferrothorn didn't either. That's why context is always a good thing tbh.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	only ones bringin negativity are the ones who care this much tbh ✌️
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	@Asdfp277: True, which is why I'm in the middle on all of this.
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	But hey everyone I just wanted to let you all know I love you.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	love ya too bby
Keyblade 09.10.15	some of these posts were even submitted by the original poster to poke fun at themselves. also comparing this to high school bullying is off the mark, and kind of unfair to people who got bullied for things they couldn't help like their name, being overweight, short, nerdy etc. these are posts willingly posted anonymously on the internet, presented as opinion. everybody has the right to express their opinion, but that doesn't mean people can't respond to it, positively or negatively. it's not like their music taste or their looks or w/e are being made fun of, but actual things they posted
skeames1214 09.10.15	short people are inferior though. sick of changing lightbulbs for you sorry lot.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	it's ok guys were reaching 200 comments eveyrbody say love
Anthracks 09.10.15	That's because people can't be reasonably bullied for physical attributes here? We're talking internet equivalent here.
worthlessscab 09.10.15	said it
Asdfp277 09.10.15	internet equivalent of being bullied on school for being overweight; people shitposting your shitty 12yo comments
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	If we raise our children to be offended by everything, damn will the next generation just be a bunch of oversensitive pussies...
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	I love you Anthracks. I love you Ars. I love you scab. I love Thorn. I love you Sputnik.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"internet equivalent of being bullied on school for being overweight; people shitposting your shitty 12yo comments" honestly this is what your argument is coming off as Anthracks, the shit you can get on this website is nowhere near as bad as what you can get on places like facebook. like you can say something like "Brokencyde is good", and the most you'll get is people quoting it, nobody's going to tell you to kill yourself or dox you or shit like that, because that's bullying, and bullying doesn't really happen here
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	This just in: TheMagicalBlender doesn't love SharkTooth
Anthracks 09.10.15	Okay, and I just gave an example of something that wasn't posted with permission, and was posted with the sole intention of poking fun at someone (which happens to be me). I'm testifying as someone who already left this site once years ago because of the overwhelming negativity. My quote is a direct response line-for-line in a conversation I was having with another user, spliced and presented as one block of text to make me look like a fool and spread around the site. People made fun of me in shoutboxes because of it, and now people are laughing here. If you are trying to tell me that's not e-bullying, I'm not having it. I'm lucky to have thick skin, but I know other people would be hurt by that kind of thing, and I'm telling you to be sensitive to that.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	honestly your argument doesn't hold together too well when placed in context, the shit you can get on this website is nowhere near as bad as what you can get on places like facebook. like you can say something like "Brokencyde is good", and the most you'll get is people quoting it, nobody's going to tell you to kill yourself or dox you or shit like that, because that's bullying, and bullying doesn't really happen here
Asdfp277 09.10.15	you're going to give yourself a heart disease tbh
Keyblade 09.10.15	"That's because people can't be reasonably bullied for physical attributes here?" yes they can. look up doxxing bruh. there are much more serious forms of bullying on the internet than a list of quotes people willingly publicly posted...anonymously anyway, you realize that when you close the sputnik tab none of this even exists anymore right? nobody knows you here, you're just a screen name. if you feel like you're being bullied by a collection of pixels on a screen, that's on you bruh
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	"and bullying doesn't really happen here" I feel like Green Baron got a little bullied here when people kept posting pics of him on here actually... but other than that you're right :P
SharkTooth 09.10.15	the closest that ever happened to real bullying here that I've seen was when futures got extremely butthurt and would follow me around and post "Sharktooth you are the worst user of all time agreed" over and over again and that didn't even last a week tbh
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	"when futures got extremely butthurt and would follow me around and post " Who hasn't that happened to? lmao
Anthracks 09.10.15	I've never said that this is the worst bullying I've seen. My initial statement was that you guys were being the Mean Girls of Sputnik, which is still pretty accurate. In fact, I've stated that this is pretty "small," and I proceeded to say that even the small stuff matters. Just don't disrespect people. It's not cool. And Asdfp277, you are clearly just being a troll.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	the thing is this list isn't really "disrespecting people"
Asdfp277 09.10.15	yeah the personal pictures thing tho
Anthracks 09.10.15	And I'm still waiting for an explanation as to how my inclusion here is just a joke that I'm in on, and not meant to be hurtful.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	none of us have said that you were in on the joke, we were just poking fun at some post you made who knows how long ago, we have nothing against you personally
Asdfp277 09.10.15	if you didn't like it, cool, now stop giving a shit about some batshit-stupid comment you made that literally no one will remember 3 days from now before you give urself a heart disease
Anthracks 09.10.15	I just explained the quote a few posts ago. It was a conversation that I had not even a week ago with another user. They spliced up my direct replies to them in a way that made me look a fool, then spread it around the site to try to offend me or w.e. I told you it was already removed for being bullying. But here it is being posted again. That's just harmless fun we're all having together?
worthlessscab 09.10.15	The problem with bullying is your social life being destroyed and you being forced to be in an (hostile) enviroment where you are not wanted and sequentially you don't want to be in and you are powerless to change that, like say school. The only cyberbullying that might be hurtful will be if it's an extension of the real life bullying. If the bully from real life continues the abuse online. You have all the power to do what you want, plus you are anonymous. And you are saying that someone mocking your shitty opinions is bullying.. Fucking laughable
Keyblade 09.10.15	there's a difference between disrespecting a person and their opinion, and if you can't separate the two then maybe you really do need to get some thicker skin. this is the equivalent of those new users who get personally offended because their first reviews got negged/received bad feedback like somebody dissed their momma
skeames1214 09.10.15	yo in general if people feel like they're being bullied, even if you don't think they are, respect their feelings and don't do it. p easy
Anthracks 09.10.15	You guys aren't even responding to the things I'm saying anymore and coming at me for stuff I'm not saying?
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"I just explained the quote a few posts ago. It was a conversation that I had not even a week ago with another user. They spliced up my direct replies to them in a way that made me look a fool, then spread it around the site to try to offend me or w.e. I told you it was already removed for being bullying." Again, we did not know these things at the time, and I get the frustration here, and if you wish we can delete your entry as it's not even in the right context. but that doesn't mean the list is at fault here
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Oh God, I'm sorry. I LOVE YOU SHARKTOOTH!!!
Anthracks 09.10.15	Though, I have to say, you guys responding with hostility over me telling you that the site is generally too hostile is classic Sputnik.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	"there's a difference between disrespecting a person and their opinion" -- and even if you think it's disrespecting his opinion, that opinion was made on a single moment in time and in no way represents him as a person forever, a fact that 99.9% percent of this site understands
SharkTooth 09.10.15	Hey, I wasn't being hostile at all here, and neither was Keyblade for that matter
Keyblade 09.10.15	"hostility" people are just debating with you man, chill out jesus
Anthracks 09.10.15	I don't care if you knew the details at the time. I'm saying, when you posted the quote, your intentions were to make fun of me. Nothing more, nothing less.
Anthracks 09.10.15	"And you are saying that someone mocking your shitty opinions is bullying.. Fucking laughable" No hostility there?
Keyblade 09.10.15	it's his opinion that your opinion is laughable, how hostile
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"I don't care if you knew the details at the time. I'm saying, when you posted the quote, your intentions were to make fun of me. Nothing more, nothing less." we're making fun of your comment, not you. Honestly we can all benefit greatly if we all learn to laugh at ourselves instead of getting on the defensive ""And you are saying that someone mocking your shitty opinions is bullying.. Fucking laughable" No hostility there?" Asdfp is just posting an opinion, and he's the only one being even close to "hostile" here, the rest of us really aren't
Asdfp277 09.10.15	if anybody, you're the one being hostile to everyone because you're still butthurt over that one quote you made apparently a week ago that nobody remembers tbh
worthlessscab 09.10.15	even if it was hostile, what difference does it make?
SharkTooth 09.10.15	the difference being there is no actual ill will towards Anthracks, despite what he persists to believe is the community attacking him seriously we aren't making fun of you, it's the comment that's the subject of attention
Anthracks 09.10.15	You're making fun of an out-of-context comment that was edited with the sole purpose of disrespecting me. One that Asdfp277 posted here himself, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was an alt of the dude I was talking to that day.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"You're making fun of an out-of-context comment that was edited with the sole purpose of disrespecting me." again, we didn't know about that at the time, and we are not really doing it right now, now that we know it's not even the real thing
Keyblade 09.10.15	why don't you just say you're offended by your entry in this list and want it removed instead of speaking on behalf of other users and comapring this entire list to real life bullying. i'm pretty sure the dude who made this list and 99% of the people who have seen it didn't know that your quote was from a shoutbox and altered. it's assumed that this something someone posted in one of the threads just like all the other ones
Asdfp277 09.10.15	the difference being there is no actual ill will towards Anthracks, despite what he persists to believe is the community attacking him [2]
Anthracks 09.10.15	Because several other entries on this list are included in the same vein as mine. Like the one where they found a quote from another forum of someone "whining." Yeah.
worthlessscab 09.10.15	Fight for your honor!
Anthracks 09.10.15	I realize that the majority of these are just funny quotes from people, but some of them are only here to make fun of people.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	Well it would be heavily appreciated if you told us what those are
Asdfp277 09.10.15	u believe this is some kind of conspiracy to bully you into oblivion with altered official documents from your facebook page and everyone being hostile to you chill
worthlessscab 09.10.15	poor Trump, getting bullied on a daily basis
Sinternet 09.10.15	I don't see why this is being blown out of proportions. There is no malice behind this list, everyone seems to enjoy having a laugh at their own expense and at others, there's no intention to hurt people at all. Do you have a laugh at your own expense with friends and enjoy it? If the answer is yes, then why do you feel that suddenly people here are out to get you? It's all a joke between like-minded people. I do agree that this site can be unwelcoming, as a relatively new user I was kinda apprehensive about the site and the people here, but you have to understand that there is no harm intended.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	He's using that "new users" thing to shame people into giving him pats so he can soothe his butthurt for the shitty ass comment he made that's why
Asdfp277 09.10.15	no ill feelings but chill dude lmao
worthlessscab 09.10.15	if he thinks sputnik is hostile he should try the chans
Anthracks 09.10.15	^^^Comments like this are exactly why I don't bother posting on here much anymore.
Anthracks 09.10.15	I've been here eight years. I know you guys are dicks.
worthlessscab 09.10.15	so I suppose we should try to appeal to you then?
Anthracks 09.10.15	I can't get butthurt because my boyfriend's got a fat one.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	you boyfriend's is not as big of a dick as we are apparently lol dude, you are butthurt, just chill, the only one who sees hostile intentions is you
Sinternet 09.10.15	Ok I was trying to sympathise with you but it's clear now you're just immature af
Asdfp277 09.10.15	yeah discussing his boyfriends dick is ~crossing the line~
Anthracks 09.10.15	Honestly, I'd prefer to never see any posts from you again so I'm leaving this thread and would prefer for you to not post in any threads I am in thank you in advance.
Anthracks 09.10.15	His dick is pretty mature. I mean he's 28.
worthlessscab 09.10.15	damn it, i fell for that bait
Keyblade 09.10.15	i really would like this site full of anonymous 17 year olds to cater to me and not offend my delicate sensibilities
Anthracks 09.10.15	I'm just being really honest with you.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	The question is why are you being offended? I've heard worse insults from my classmates in middle school tbqh
Asdfp277 09.10.15	www.sputnikmusic.com/logout.php
SharkTooth 09.10.15	you're not helping
Keyblade 09.10.15	logout and delete cookies yeah
Anthracks 09.10.15	If you think I'm offended you're not paying attention.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	the tone in your comments comes off as offended and irritated, you may not feel it personally, what you're typing does not reflect that
Asdfp277 09.10.15	he does
Sinternet 09.10.15	Anthracks: THIS SITE IS BULLYING ME Everyone else: Ok, sorry to hear but why do you feel that way Anthracks: STOP BULLYING ME Everyone else: Uhh ok then, but it's only a joke, why are you offended? Anthracks: I'M NOT OFFENDED Anthracks: MY BOYFRIEND HAS A BIG DICK
Negator 09.10.15	"It’s good for a first review. He shows potential and with a bit of polishing, I have no doubt that he…wait a minute. He’s written 87 of these damn things? And this B.o.B review is from a week ago? Dear lord." LMAO...............Chan is the man
Asdfp277 09.10.15	negator didn't your username have a "." at the end like literally 5 seconds ago wtf
Anthracks 09.10.15	I never typed in all caps or spoke anything but eloquently. Dude said I was butthurt, and I told him that that is quite nearly impossible given my predilection toward butt pleasure. You call it immaturity, but I'm merely being brutally honest.
Asdfp277 09.10.15	"I never typed anything but eloquently."
Frippertronics 09.10.15	"His dick is pretty mature. I mean he's 28." - Anthracks
Keyblade 09.10.15	"I never typed in all caps or spoke anything but eloquently" lol it's like today is your first day on the internet
Asdfp277 09.10.15	we're getin mean up this bitch again, chill
Anthracks 09.10.15	I'm supposed to cater to his laziness in portraying me improperly?
Keyblade 09.10.15	it's called an exaggeration holy shit
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"I never typed in all caps or spoke anything but eloquently." http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/exaggeration
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"Dude said I was butthurt, and I told him that that is quite nearly impossible given my predilection toward butt pleasure." it's like today is your first day on the internet[2]
SharkTooth 09.10.15	I'm sorry but wow, you're the oldest user on this thread but you can't even tell when someone is exaggerating or even what someone means when they use the word "butthurt" it's just...wow
Keyblade 09.10.15	i feel like we've all been trolled
Anthracks 09.10.15	Imagine caring that much.
ScuroFantasma 09.10.15	This thread is a trainwreck
SharkTooth 09.10.15	"Imagine caring that much" Okay we've been definitely trolled
Keyblade 09.10.15	nah, he also asked to have this thread deleted in the meds thread so my dude is dead serious
Psynuts 09.10.15	or he's taking his trolling to the next level
ScuroFantasma 09.10.15	Not cool
SharkTooth 09.10.15	okay that's just being a jerk
Asdfp277 09.10.15	nah he's just realizin what a huge oops oops he made on the carpet of this thread and is now backpedallin and tryna fix the biz with pretendin he trollin the entire time
Anthracks 09.10.15	I've never recanted a single word.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	no you didn't, instead you want to recant your comments and everything else along with them
Asdfp277 09.10.15	IF I FALL THIS ENTIRE THREAD FALLS WITH ME
SharkTooth 09.10.15	https://web.archive.org/web/20150910013204/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161115 here's the archived list
Anthracks 09.10.15	I don't know exactly what you are trying to say. I stand by everything I've said here, and do believe this thread promotes bullying in its current form.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	So you're going to react with the entire list getting deleted? And where's the bullying coming from? Asdfp is just voicing his frustration after you lead us through a circular argument that keeps looping
Anthracks 09.10.15	I made that forum post before I ever replied to this. I didn't request a delete, I just said that the list promotes bullying.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	it shouldn't still be there tho
Anthracks 09.10.15	Asdfp is not voicing frustration. He's the person who originally added my "comment" to this list, and attempted to troll me purposely. I don't know who he really is, but clearly he's someone I've angered in the past. None of that has anything to do with why I posted, however. I simply don't think this kind of list is good for the community, but that's me.
worthlessscab 09.10.15	Anthracks sees parents hugging their children and reports them for child molestation
Anthracks 09.10.15	I've actually never done that once in my life.
SharkTooth 09.10.15	Is english your second language? because you seriously don't seem to have a grasp on the concept of exaggeration
Asdfp277 09.10.15	i'm not frustrated tho, just chilling and distracting myself from some physics problems i'm doing to help a few other students at my uni and i'm just genuinely disgreeing with anthracks but really like, chill
bach 09.10.15	LOL
LotusFlower 09.10.15	there's that argument i've been waiting for.
bach 09.10.15	"I never typed in all caps or spoke anything but eloquently. Dude said I was butthurt, and I told him that that is quite nearly impossible given my predilection toward butt pleasure. You call it immaturity, but I'm merely being brutally honest." GIVEN MY PREDILECTION TO BUTT PLEASURE
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	@Anthracks: Dude, you realize you're just making an ass of yourself at this point, right?
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	"my predilection toward butt pleasure" That's probably the strangest way to say "I like receiving anal sex" I've ever read.
bach 09.10.15	anthracks my father
Asdfp277 09.10.15	he's making a (butthurt) ass out of himself
Asdfp277 09.10.15	yo anthrax bro u should listen to alaska thunderfuck u'll like it, or violet chachki
oWhoadYo 09.10.15	hey this is a huge comment thread with a lot of traffic so i'm just gonna promote my band's album here real quick. https://elemantraband.bandcamp.com/album/you-feel-bad-about-you If you like shoegaze, 90s emo, or alt rock we're in the database too, so give a vote, be a friend
Asdfp277 09.10.15	no thanks i've got enough alt rock on my pie chart tbh
oWhoadYo 09.10.15	can never have enough
ShadowRemains 09.10.15	anthracks you kinda forget shit like this sometimes: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=39990&page=3#comments
ShadowRemains 09.10.15	how would something like that (serious or not) encourage people to i) listen to new music and ii) use this website?
Asdfp277 09.10.15	2011 dude
ShadowRemains 09.10.15	i don't really care
Keyblade 09.10.15	yeah he hasn't changed a bit lmao
Keyblade 09.10.15	but of course when he feels offended then it's all about all the people driven away from this wonderful community by bullying like this...or something
MrNippleLipz 09.10.15	daaaaaaaaamn
FearThyEvil 09.10.15	It's very hypocrital. I forgot how people can't take jokes on the internet anymore. For fuck sake, I even nominated myself for looking like an absolute idiot back then.I'm actually on this list as tool1 one from years ago and you know who gave me shit a lot back then? Shadowremains did but I changed and I think me and him are cool now (I'd like to think). Lighten up and realize this is nothing
oWhoadYo 09.10.15	man so you guys dont want to check out my album damn
FearThyEvil 09.10.15	"id go track down some troll meme of a fat neckbeard stuffing his face behind a keyboard in this moms basement to show you what you guys probably are, but honestly its too much work" How can you say were being the bullies too when you have quotes like that on here too.
Keyblade 09.10.15	yeah like half of these quotes are of people being assholes anyway
FearThyEvil 09.10.15	"^^^Comments like this are exactly why I don't bother posting on here much anymore. " Lastly, this is what always gets to me when anybody fucking says that. It's you, not the site.
deathschool 09.10.15	"Smae" - source unknown
Asdfp277 09.10.15	guys don't turn this into actual bullying pls, we all know he don goofed but damn lmao
Insurrection 09.10.15	hey guys why dont you stop this circle jerk and criticize my new review
Keyblade 09.10.15	"Where was your support for this list in '93?" if anything this list showed me where this quote came from
wtferrothorn 09.10.15	ok, so I added a disclaimer you guys were mentioning earlier in this thread... but I have a feeling it might be a little too late for that.
wtferrothorn 09.10.15	Yeah, idk what even happened here lol. Last time I checked this list Anthracks had just arrived. Coming back to find this shitstorm was crazy
Asdfp277 09.10.15	thread was wild
Asdfp277 09.10.15	but anyway, i just thought none of this -- not one single entry -- was mean spirited so i disagreed hard and this happened, not your fault at all dude, sorry for making a oopsie on your thread
FearThyEvil 09.10.15	Honestly, where was he calling bullying on the original thread? Oh that's right, his name wasn't there so it doesn't matter it's fine. As for you wtferrothorn, this is nowhere near your fault. He actually legitimately reported this list too. wow
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Yeah, I was with Anthracks in the beginning, but there is nothing wrong with this list, or your last list. Not your fault man, sorry.
wtferrothorn 09.10.15	My last list? Favorite animals? I didn't create the first sput quotes list lol
Deviant. 09.10.15	Just going to quickly pop my head in here with the following: While I know for a fact that a lot of the entries here are based around inside jokes (oh man, remember the time that [insert regularly picked on user here] said/did this), I truly believe that there's no malice being displayed. I'm not going to delete this list, or the other one, but I would stress that if anyone here takes issue with their inclusion on this list, that the entry be removed
Gyromania 09.10.15	45 is so good
Mort. 09.10.15	......edit comment
Gyromania 09.10.15	shirtless car. too funny
TheMagicalBlender 09.10.15	Oh, lol, I thought you made the first quotes list Thorn. Nvm.
ArsMoriendi 09.10.15	I basically asked to be on this list honestly :) May the reign of stupid comments never cease to be :)
KILL 09.10.15	um yea when i called anthracks a fag in 08 i wasnt lyin
SharkTooth 09.10.15	Can we replace 41 with one of the posts Anthracks made itt? Then we won't have to deal with "malicious editing" or whatever
Asdfp277 09.10.15	i misread as "malicious eating" and was confused for a moment i haven slept well for 3 days
Asdfp277 09.10.15	relevant article: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/resilience-bullying/200907/free-website-manual-saves-life-bullying-victim
SharkTooth 09.11.15	Because Tool's lyrics are about anything but damaged childhoods
Asdfp277 09.11.15	lol
ArsMoriendi 09.11.15	"are about anything but damaged childhoods" Where Maynard does have a couple of songs about him being molested by his step father... but yeah you're probably right for the most part.
SharkTooth 09.11.15	Only one that comes to mind is Stinkfist. And even then Tool's never that simple with their lyrics
ArsMoriendi 09.11.15	Prison Sex too
Asdfp277 09.11.15	let's add that one to the list pls
Hopelust 09.11.15	These quotes are awesome, haha. Wish I had been present for any of them.
DinosaurJones 09.11.15	What the hell happened in this thread?
SharkTooth 09.11.15	Anthracks happened
Asdfp277 09.11.15	#Anthracks'd
Cygnatti 09.11.15	i think we've all said tons of stupid things on this site i'm just lucky that most of the ones i've said happened to happen on previous accounts and not this one so no one knows it was me ;)
DinosaurJones 09.11.15	I don't say that many stupid things. ...that I can recall.
SharkTooth 09.11.15	I actually suggested one thing that I myself said, but idk if wtferorthorn is still felling guilty or what 'cause it hasn't been added to the list yet
SharkTooth 09.11.15	"Album Rating: 1.0 oh you're the guy who rates endless albums on this site ridiculously low, laughably low - but at the same time you want everyone to rate your release fair and you don't like it when it happens to you? I have zero respect for your ratings on this site / opinion. Zero. My guess is you do it to make yourself and your releases look better. Anyway. I listened to your album. Thought it was so so, so I figured I would give it a DarkNoctus style rating. Enjoy!" -Karma4u http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=66377&page=11#comments
wtferrothorn 09.11.15	Don't worry, not really feeling guilty. I'll add your quotes. Just gotta find that earlier one in this sea of comments lol
Asdfp277 09.11.15	i say plenty of stupid stuff, it's just that it's unfunny
wtferrothorn 09.11.15	List is updated, added a couple and decided to delete Anthracks' quote, just in case :)
Asdfp277 09.11.15	the evil bulling is defeated !
SharkTooth 09.11.15	"what kind of noob gets eaten by ants" - ffs, on the cover art for Pestilence - Consuming Impulse
wtferrothorn 09.11.15	link?
SharkTooth 09.11.15	it wasn't given, I just copied from the previous list where someone suggested it, I can tell you the album is Pestilence - Consuming Impulse tho
wtferrothorn 09.11.15	nvm found it, 1st page on his review comment thread
SharkTooth 09.11.15	you should probably delete "on the cover art for Pestilence - Consuming Impulse" part, since it's kinda obvious
Sinternet 09.14.15	How dare you say those horrible things about Metro Station. are you people on here so nerdy and judge mental that you site here commenting on how a band sucks?? if you think they suck thats your frickin opinion. keep it to yourself. None of us fans really care what you think about the band. Alls we know is that they DONT suck and we dont go around bragging about our opinions to everyone cuz we RESPECT other opinions until they do this. I would really like to see all you nerds who commented badly to get up there and play on a stage and make an album better than metro station. Sure you might be thinking oh no problem. but becuase you sit here doing this, you obviously have NO TALENT and cant do that. its not as easy as it looks so give then som fucking credit for trying anyway. They OBVIOUSLY dont suck, otherwise their single wouldnt have gone platinum now would it? they wouldnt be headlining a sold out tour this fall would they? no. because they DO NOT SUCK.so FUCK OFF. Comment I saw on a thread for Metro Station, from the rather fabulously named metroluvv
Asdfp277 09.14.15	that's just depressing imo
Keyblade 09.14.15	judge mental
SharkTooth 09.14.15	this review http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63611/Mickey-Mouse-Mickey-Unrapped/
SharkTooth 09.14.15	also here's the source for the quote Sinternet provided a couple comments before mine http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=27088&page=2#comments
SharkTooth 09.14.15	"Who the hell calls themselves 'young thug'? Name please? 'Muthafuckin young thug bitch' it's just asking to get your head kicked in. I'm going to call myself Middle aged hooligan. Edgy!"-Zakalwe speaking truth http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=67260&page=7#comments
wtferrothorn 09.14.15	thanks :)
huskerdoo 09.14.15	ugh
TheMagicalBlender 09.14.15	"I pictured a Maiden-esque or Metallica-esque metal band with heavy riffage, awesome vocals about metal topics, and songs that made you jump from your seat and mosh due to the insane badassery the songs encompassed. When I realized the mass majority of JP's discography comprised of lame hair metal and mainstream hard rock, I thought it was a joke, like a buddy had swapped out my British Steel cassette with something by Ratt or Whitesnake. Seriously, basic chords, generic “yah rock on!” lyrics, simple beats; this was not the Priest I was expecting, and I did not care too much for it. People compared these simpletons to Maiden?" http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/65833/Judas-Priest-Painkiller/
TheMagicalBlender 09.14.15	"SomeSayShesNaive (infamous for hating Obscurua era Gorguts) is disappointed by Judas Priest" http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161115 Wtferrothorn missing a golden opportunity to say, "SomeSayShesNaive is naive, some may say.
wtferrothorn 09.14.15	shit, how did I miss that one
SharkTooth 09.16.15	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/45272/Emerson-Lake-and-Palmer-In-the-Hot-Seat/
Frippertronics 09.16.15	KILL's timeless review of the modern day classic Periphery II: This Time It's Personal. http://web.archive.org/web/20121025075646/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50591/Periphery-Periphery-II%3A-This-Time-Its-Personal/
wtferrothorn 09.16.15	That one was on the 1st quotes list Frip
SharkTooth 09.24.15	"tbh? totally butt hurt? I don't speak acronym."-greencorn5 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1030884
KILL 09.24.15	L:OTLOLOLOL
Avagantamos 09.25.15	ffs deserves his own list of quotes
TheMagicalBlender 09.27.15	"It all began with the arrival of a strange new man, who deemed himself Mr. Roboto. He seemed nice enough; he brought with him fascinating synthesizers and keyboards, and had a voice that inspired some to follow him. However, after a short while of merely passing through, he proclaimed his true identity, and it was frightful: He was a cheese salesman. No one had ever seen one as cheesy as him; in fact, few had heard stories of one more in tune with cheese than he was. Although his words still inspired some (his declaration of him not being a hero, although perplexing to some, was still quite a moving sentiment), they were mostly lost in the sea of cheese he had brought. There was great debate among the leaders of the state as to what to do; and eventually the nation split unto itself. Thus the Cold War was began." http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6108/Styx-Kilroy-Was-Here/
SharkTooth 09.27.15	"indie bands with keys make me hip thrust" -Someguest on the concept of alternative dance music http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=67260&page=5#comments "I'm not asian I'm from Long Island"-Green Baron
SharkTooth 09.28.15	"Ah, yes. The wigger years" - pjquinones747 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161743&memberid=484515
TheMagicalBlender 09.28.15	"Cheese, that marvellous food that is enjoyed around the world around, is made from the curdled milk of various animals. Its flavours range from the mild to the eye-wateringly sharp. These different flavours are the product of a huge range of varying factors. Animal diet, additives, the way the milk was curdled (the usual method is utilising natural bacteria) and even the age of the cheese. There are many popular cheeses that most of you will be familiar with. I will attempt to list a few of the more common ones here: Limburger Danish Blue Brie Ricotta Mozzarella Edam Cheddar And of course Heavy Metal Heavy Metal cheese is produced from a variety of animals, such as the guitar, and has many different flavours. And just like its fellow cheeses, it can either improve with age, or go rotten." http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/5510/Judas-Priest-Ram-It-Down/
SharkTooth 09.28.15	yea we need to save space for the stupid comments
TheMagicalBlender 09.29.15	@Static: :I Mine are good, right?
SharkTooth 09.29.15	"I'm not asian I'm from Long Island"-Green Baron trying to prove to everyone he's not Asian source unknown
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	It's from his "trying to fit in in high school thread" Sharkie
SharkTooth 10.01.15	"dearest merideth, no news from the front today, we continue to march ceaselessly towards enemy lines. i fear every day for my safety, and that i should return home to your warm bosom and the glowing face of our first born. also, the new deafheaven leaked. with love,sputnikbot" -skeames1214 mocking the fluttery way some users type their posts http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=161915
SharkTooth 10.03.15	"He sits down at his computer, tears streaming down his fertile beard as he mentally recounts the transgression done against him. He hovers over the page in righteous anger: Meow the Jewels. He breaks down for a second. Who could possibly do this to him? O gods, how his life has been so ruined by the cats of fate! But nay, there is no time to cry. He gathers himself together, for he has a job to do. "NO!" his mother cried, "You can't! You musn't! It's an album of CAT SOUNDS!!" "QUIET" he orders, "I MUST assert my superiority." And yay, did he hover over the rating bar and hit submit. The deed was done. The 1 was given. But alas, what did it mean? Not only to him, but to his fellow peers in the halls of Sputnik? Did it matter? Did anything matter? Only time will tell. But for now, godspeed, you brave son of a bitch, for you have truly saved music today." -judasgoat's soundoff for meow the jewels http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=198359
SharkTooth 10.06.15	"yeah really, half the albums that are featured and 5'd instantly are forgotten as quickly as the next hipster picks up his acoustic and starts mumbling to himself LOL" -Friday13th speaking trvth http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=62603&page=9#comments
SharkTooth 10.07.15	"I think it's funny and sad that when bands write lyrics about doing shit like this you guys eat it up like candy. Then, when someone actually goes and does something genuinely evil, it's all "victims are in my thoughts/prayers" and "RIP, so sad!" The amount of posing that goes on in the metal community is staggering." TzarChasm displaying complete ignorance http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/35022/Goatlord-guitarist-involved-in-murder-suicide/
SharkTooth 10.07.15	it won't be long before it's dies anyway futures
SharkTooth 10.12.15	"If its got Maiden in it, its got to be good"-Romulanlancor http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=31588&page=13#comments
KILL 10.12.15	....
romulanrancor 10.12.15	Yes, I stand by that haha
SharkTooth 10.12.15	You should, it's 100% correct
TheMagicalBlender 10.12.15	But... Virtual XI....
SharkTooth 10.12.15	don't ruin it man ):
TheMagicalBlender 10.12.15	I'm sorry...
romulanrancor 10.12.15	"But... Virtual XI...." its aight
TheMagicalBlender 10.12.15	No, it's not.
SharkTooth 10.16.15	"Fuck everybody going on about how it's not technical and doesn't perfectly capture every aspect of the album. This is sputnik music. The point of a review is to give the reader an idea of the way the album plays out, it's ups and downs, the instrumentation, the lyrics, the vocals, etc. This, though, is sputnik music. The site isn't all about how the music sounds. It's how the music feels, it's how you relate to the music, it's the memories that the music brings back. Sputnik is like music itself. It's technical at times, but it still has those moments where emotion really flows from it. Everybody needs to appreciate this review, and album, for what it is. It's cheesy, sure, but it takes you down memory lane. It makes you remember everything that came before it. It's somewhat generic by now, but it's a good formula. It's been influenced by works before it but it's done in a way that let's you forgive it's faults and accept it for what it is. A pretty damn good review and an album with the same faults and strengths."-BertMacklinFBI http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=64444&page=4#comments "You start to type. Your dick gets so hard. You jerk off. It feels good"-Spare http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/64444/Beach-Slang-Cheap-Thrills-On-A-Dead-End-Street/#comments
parksungjoon 05.22.16	thanks for this rip skele
DoctorDoom 05.22.16	"Converge fan fiction."
romulanrancor 05.22.16	forgot about 50 lol
Flugmorph 05.28.16	Ah, yes. The wigger years
Keyblade 08.03.16	bump, these are still gold
TVC15 08.03.16	That Tuna quote has me dying holy shit
TheMoonchild 08.03.16	Holy shit. That Marshall Mathers LP one has me in stitches.
TheMoonchild 08.03.16	"As of the writing of this review, Lana del Rey has about a week left to join the 27 Club, and it almost feels like this album is a suicide note -- that's how lifeless it is." -LaughingSkull on Lana Del Rey's Ultraviolence. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/62784/Lana-Del-Rey-Ultraviolence/
MarsKid 08.03.16	Someone in the ANOHNI thread once said something like "It's dumb to not like an album for how it sounds." Think it got deleted.
TheMoonchild 08.03.16	SitarHero implying that the Star Wars prequels had "political intrigue."
ScuroFantasma 08.03.16	"Someone in the ANOHNI thread once said something like "It's dumb to not like an album for how it sounds." Think it got deleted." lol
danielcardoso 08.03.16	We need to make a part 3 of this list, like a 2016 edition. There's definitely a bunch of more golden quotes that didn't make the first two cuts.
Flugmorph 08.03.16	ye we need a series of this but keep it HQ
Sinternet 08.03.16	18 is still the best and yeah we need more of these
Flugmorph 08.03.16	Yo its classic
DoofusWainwright 08.03.16	Someone should do a top 100 just made up of AngryLittleAlchemist exchanges with other bemused users
danielcardoso 08.03.16	Ahah nice one doof.
Flugmorph 08.03.16	Thats prob the best sauce nowadays tho
Sinternet 08.03.16	anyone got any good sassy retorts recently? or people making a fool of themselves?
danielcardoso 08.03.16	fuck it, i'm gonna put up a part 3 later today and leave links of the previous lists, whatever people remember i'll add it.
Flugmorph 08.03.16	See the last few posts on the recent porcupine tree list are hilarious
DoofusWainwright 08.03.16	my favourite thread of the year was the Weezer new album with half the site trying to explain to me why they are a great band to me and me slowly upping my rating in increments Gets good from here on out: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=70321&page=37#comments
Wolfhorde 08.03.16	and yeah we need more of these [666] holy shit yes
danielcardoso 08.03.16	"DoofusWainright more like DoofusWainWRONG" this one made me laugh the most ahah.
LeSonataWishPark 08.03.16	You need too add comments about the old mighty djent, I really hope you got djent bitches cuz while you derp I djent
DoofusWainwright 08.03.16	I like the FlagAsh Six Feet Under Claire avatar confusion
LeSonataWishPark 08.03.16	This one will be good, panic at the disco, more like pussies at the disco
danielcardoso 08.03.16	Okay, list is up. Whatever hilarious quote you can remember, look it up and comment so i can add it :]
miketunneyiscool123 08.03.16	What about me Danny? I've said plenty of stupid, noteworthy shit like right now.
SharkTooth 08.03.16	"Beyonce is indie pop though" - Snide on the thread for Lemonade before he got banned
SharkTooth 08.03.16	also this list https://web.archive.org/web/20151016193913/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1&listid=162307
danielcardoso 08.03.16	Ahah cool shark, just post that on the new list please since i'm gonna be out for a couple of hours probably and i may end up forgetting.
parksungjoon 04.18.22	sup
Koris 04.28.22	Sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub...
Sunnyvale 04.28.22	Some of these are incredible, haha
ArsMoriendi 04.28.22	My thoughts on Tool are still true