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Potsy: The Worst OAT

Just kidding. The worst of the first half of 2015 tho easily (that I've heard). List is objective, here have some polysporin.
1Bilal
In Another Life


aimlessly meandering neo-soul with no good hooks
2Sharon Van Etten
I Don't Want To Let You Down


soft cock americanflagash-core
3ASAP Rocky
At.Long.Last.A$AP


the kind of "cloud rap" (*shit trap*) 15 year olds like bach who still only think of hip hop in racial terms lose their minds over
4Leprous
The Congregation


painfully alternative, mildly progressive
5The Tallest Man on Earth
Dark Bird Is Home


waterboard torture in reverb form
6Kool Keith
Total Orgasm


HAIL DOOM
7Eskimeaux
O.K.


ugly girl bedroom pop
8Delta Rae
After It All


contemporary bar star country alt festival fuckery
9Eidola
Degeneraterra


protest the hero-core
10EMC
The Tonite Show


mid life crisis ego rap
11Andreya Triana
Giants


bonobo vocals without the bonobo beats
12Amon Tobin
Dark Jovian


snorebient
13Merzbow and Xiu Xiu
MERZXIU


too much merz not enough shoe
14The Mountain Goats
Beat the Champ


literally great big sea newfie sounding folk rock garbage to headline folk fests for graonla ski dads who wear stupid toques
15Toro Y Moi
What For?


toro y no u. aggressively cute indie pop bullshit
16Waxahatchee
Ivy Tripp


singer songwriter for dudes like aids who pretend female artists are good as long as they are cute
17Shampoo Boy
Crack


probs lay off the crack doe m8
18Sufjan Stevens
Carrie and Lowell


standard cookie cutter indie folk music but it was EQ'd in a slightly spacey way which makes it atmospheric and transcendental and not homogenous and devoid of character somehow because americanflagash is a boner
19Benoit Pioulard
Sonnet


more snorebient
20Poldoore
Blind Eyes EP


shit beats
21Modest Mouse
Strangers to Ourselves


dat feel when steven wilson produces a modest mouse album
22Exploring Jezebel
On A Business Trip To London


ass noise bullshit that vapid basement dwellers pretend to love
23Felix K
Tragedy of the Commons


techno ass bullshit
24Blood Gemini
Snow Season


poorly executed BoC whorage
25Ghost Bath
Moonlover


post-twinkle but its japanese so its a 5/5
26Eternal Solstice
Remnants of Immortality


death metal for dudes who listen to shit like all shall perish
27Steven Wilson
Hand. Cannot. Erase.


erase this bitch (flips wilson the middle finger)
28Wolf Colony
Unmasked


painful indie pop
29Purity Ring
Another Eternity


another cookie cutter homogenous indie synth pop electronic project that sounds the same as all the others for people who clearly dont have an ear for vocals and somehow think being a girl and singing means you are a good singer
30Bill Seaman
f (noir)


new age modern classical bullshit for boring people
31Dinosaur Sex
Computapes Vol. 1


this isnt even music
32Goropsy
Mac and Cheese


oltans "joke" project that is actually not really a joke because it really is the best he can do
33AWOL One and Factor
Crossroads


oh my god UUUUUGHH
34Pelican
The Cliff


take a decent post metal band and insert the singer from any random 00's alt rock band like seether or creed for good measure
35Crypt Sermon
Out of the Garden


shitty cheesy classic doom worship done poorly and completely uninterestingly
36Stoned Jesus
The Harvest


greg94732437-core
37Future Brown
Future Brown


some shit oltan probably loves
38Izah
Sistere


twinkly post metal for people who claim to be REALLY into post metal but havent heard a neurosis album
39John Bence
Disquiet


nicolas jaar being shitty at choosing is protégés
40Slut Charmer
Slut Charmer


slut shame-core
41Tigerberry
Cold Wave


weird russian bullshit i dnno
42Alcoholic Faith Mission
Orbitor


i dunno you guys would probably like this cuz its not at all interesting
43Kerridge
Always Offended Never Ashamed


most people pretend to like industrial noise cassettes that you've never heard to be elite but if u are a staffer on sputnik or you are trying to impress a staffer on sputnik this is the album you pretend to like to be elite but we all know its shit, we all know.
44Seryn
Shadow Shows


indie folk the kind flagash would pretend is real folk
45Dime
Bleu October


hip hop for people who are stupid
46Missqulater
They Rave Us


smoke some crack and do some meth and then take a handful of pills and this might be ok
47tao te kin
Abada


progressive stoner with insufferable vocals. all you leprous turds would love this probs.
48Wartha
Azure Lakes


its pagan tho so it must be kvlt
49The Yearning and The School
Too Shy / When I Fall In Love


"sunshine pop". if that doesnt make you want to puke your colon out then u probably have terrible taste anyways so sure go ahead and listen to this
50Bones and Dylan Ross
SongsThatRemindYouOfHome


typical bones shit but more bad
51Alessandro Usai Jazz Trio
The Cool Jazz Session


bad jazz
52Egyptrixx
Transfer of Energy (Feelings of Power)


the kind of electronic that fripp tries to impress me with
53Caught On Tape
Full Bleed


thirston moore having a midlife crisis of some sort and trying to be edgy and make noisy shit music well he succeeded at making shit music thats 4 shore
54Marreck
Cetology


RHYTHMIC NOISE!!! jk its just a bunch of shit noise lets not glorify this garbage
55Sisqo
Last Dragon


the bad kind of r&b. you know what im talking about. oltan would love this.
56Father John Misty
I Love You, Honeybear


klap-core. honky tonk fusion ass bullshit very very bad stuff right here.
57Natem
Natem


the boringest of stoner doom
58Diana Krall
Wallflower


oh my god why did i even download this
59Mount Eerie
Sauna (Bonus Tracks)


just some shitty bonus alt recording bullshit
60Wolf Counsel
Vol. I - Wolf Counsel


black sabbath worship
61Frisk Frugt
Den Europaeiske Spejlbue


the kind of music that makes you hate the danish
62Rie Nakajima
Four Forms


its tagged as stuff like field recordings and electroacoustic so i must love it right
63Aphex Twin
Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt. 2


duh
64Bjork
Vulnicura


bjork at her worst, a gimmicky album that blends into one cold and sterile greyscale of a song
65Elephant Micah
Where In Our Woods


lo fi indie folk?!!!!??!!!?? how can u fuck that up. thats the genre that people who cant play instruments or sing make to cover up the fact that they cant play instruments or sing
66Lupe Fiasco
Tetsuo & Youth


seriously you guys have the worst taste in hip hop anywhere on the internet its embarrassing
67Magma
Slag Tanz


this is just plain annoying as fuck.
68Petite Noir
The King of Anxiety


cyg doesnt like it so its probably good honestly
69Aidan Baker
Same River Twice 7"


i dnno
70Parcel Post
Centimetres


i dont even remember listening to this
71Dawn Richard
Blackheart


this girl REALLY wants to be a hip cool electro r&b star
72$uicideboy$
KILL YOUR​$​ELF Part IX: The $oul​$​eek $aga


phlegm, bach, oltan, gayvy, here's your AOTY fuccboi's
73$uicideboy$
KILL YOUR​$​ELF Part VIII: The $eppuku $aga


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74Aesop Rock
Cat Food


still pretending aesop is good
75Jade Ox
Oxtape


bad
76Wave Temples / Heat Sureens
Wave Temples / Heat Sureens


its ambient tho so all u boring users will like this
77Maresa Galli Quartet
All of Me


bleh
78Kognitiv Tod
Howls from the Void


i think that band name says it all. the guys probably russian or some shit and hes trying to make experimental black metal this was doomed from the moment he named himself.
79 Steven Wilson
Whatever Else


seriously
80 Karnivool
Ugh


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