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| 5 metal albums before dating... +1
We all tend to listen to some sweet music before a date. Maybe we are looking for some encouragement from our favorite bands, or some special state of mind that only our most sacred albums can offer. These are 5 classic metal albums that can give you a kick in the arse when you need it the most! | | 1 |  | Judas Priest
Killing Machine
Anxious? Killing Machine is your cure potion! Burning Up? Hell Bent for leather? Evil Fantasies? If this doesn't turn you on and make you dream of a wild night, nothing will! Relax man, buy a leather whip | | 2 |  | Manowar
Kings of Metal
Toughen up don't be sissy! Manowar are here to make you a MAN. Heart of steel, Pleasure slave and all the epics found here will provide a testosterone boost in a sex. I meant sec. (Women spin some Girlschool please) | | 3 |  | Candlemass
Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Feeling uninterested? Put Epicus. In the first 2 seconds you'll feel so depressed that a date would seem the perfect thing to do. Or... we'll gladly let you die in solitude. | | 4 |  | Rob Zombie
Hellbilly Deluxe
Blind date? In a world full of zombies, draaaaagulaaasss and living dead girls, your blind date can only be better. Fear not and rejoice, you can get drunk if he/she is ugly. | | 5 |  | Exodus
Fabulous Disaster
Too drunk to fuck? Exodus put up some ideas with Toxic Waltz! A jolt of drunken thrash metal is all you need to take this date to another level. Win the guy/girl with your passionate performance but never (x9) puke | | 6 |  | Ozzy Osbourne
No More Tears
Bonus album! What do you do after a very bad date.
Mama i'm coming home. (No list can exist without even a bit of Lemmy) | |
piroga84
04.07.15 | at your service | Tunaboy45
04.07.15 | The Future Is Cancelled would be good after a bad date I guess | piroga84
04.07.15 | kind of an emo response, i like you mate | Tunaboy45
04.07.15 | Haha yeah, seems like it would fit.
If it goes really bad, 5 Years by Bjork. | piroga84
04.07.15 | Noone. deserves. a bad date. that. needs. Bjork. after. | Archelirion
04.07.15 | How bad would a date have to be before the Carissa's Wierd came out? | piroga84
04.07.15 | it would be a suicidal date | nakedwesmile
04.07.15 | Carnivore - s/t is the best for the occasion | piroga84
04.07.15 | and you@arcade,
did you make a small break from dating to comment here? | piroga84
04.07.15 | @nakedsmile
you are a beast | deathschool
04.07.15 | Who the fuck dates anymore? It's all random bumping into, that leads to fucking if circumstances are right. | JWT155
04.07.15 | Honestly, most people I know hook up via tinder now. Kinda weird how just 2 years ago meeting someone online was completely taboo and now it's the route a majority of people take. | piroga84
04.07.15 | man now i feel more retro than my list | manosg
04.07.15 | You shouldn't. I don't even know what the hell tinder is haha. | piroga84
04.07.15 | Tinder isn't TRUE dating
DeMaio doesn't approve
death to false dating |
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