RoyalImperialGuard: Beverages I Can't Live Without

RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	Word
YakNips 02.16.15	i cant live without water
someguest 02.16.15	Water, Green Tea, Bacardi, an occasional Dr. Pepper.
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	Several energy drinks would be on here but I've gone cold turkey on those motherfuckers.
Spec 02.16.15	Chamomile tea with honey.
Spec 02.16.15	Ahh yeah for a while I was big on those protein monsters. They tasted kind of gross but got you fucking amped.
Let 02.16.15	7 is the supreme juice. I couldn't do without coffee or sweet tea either, and on occasion a bottle of Jarritos
Gestapo 02.16.15	kickstart
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	To Spec and somequest, fuck yeah, hot tea with honey is the tits. Green tea, chamomile tea, ginger tea, doesn't even matter.
JokineAugustus 02.16.15	Dude lists needs Dr. Pepper hard wtf
TedSchmosby 02.16.15	orange juice > apple juice any day of the week
Spec 02.16.15	I don't know man I'm also the apple side of things myself.
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	I don't remember the last time I had soda tho.
JokineAugustus 02.16.15	Oh and 6 is amazing btw. Belgian ales all day errry day
Titan 02.16.15	'an occasional Dr. Pepper.' diet is incredibly close to the regular formulas, love it
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	Fuck it, I want a Dr. Pepper now. Unfortunately I'm too buzzed to drive.
Spec 02.16.15	Oya I don't always drink soda but when I do I prefer Dr. Pepper.
someguest 02.16.15	Dr. Pepper and Coke are the only two sodas that get my applause.
demigod! 02.16.15	i really like club soda for some reason
TheSpaceMan 02.16.15	you have the taste for IPA but still prefer getting fucked up on 40z? rad m/
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb, same shit, same deliciousness.
Spec 02.16.15	Yeah guest best pops agreed. I also enjoy club soda with lemon. Or if you're drinking, club soda with gin and a slice of cucumber. Ridiculously refreshing.
demigod! 02.16.15	agreed those and coke are the good ones
Tunaboy45 02.16.15	because when I listened to 8 this morning, all I could think of was chocolate milk.
JokineAugustus 02.16.15	A & W rootbeer and Boylan cream soda
someguest 02.16.15	yeah Spec, I enjoy Hendricks + tonic w/ lime
zakalwe 02.16.15	Tennents Super......and chocolate milk
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	Yeah Augustus. Good root beer is the shit .
TedSchmosby 02.16.15	"A & W rootbeer and Boylan cream soda" this guy over here knows what i'm talkin about
Spec 02.16.15	There's a lot of small companies making root beer and it's starting to find its way into major grocery stores I love it.
RoyalImperialGuard 02.16.15	I gotta get on that. I don't dig Coke but Root Beer I've always enjoyed.
JohnnyoftheWell 02.16.15	Apple juice is the shit dude.
climactic 02.16.15	water, coffee, beer
ScuroFantasma 02.16.15	2,3,7,8 yes
Muisc4Life26 02.17.15	Tea and Chocolate Milk
CK 02.17.15	Why would you pair Watching From A Distance with such a terrible drink?
RoyalImperialGuard 02.17.15	Steel Reserve is power brew sir.
DominionMM1 02.17.15	imperial stouts
RoyalImperialGuard 02.17.15	Are those endorsed by Palpatine?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.15	white russians are the biggest bitch drink
DominionMM1 02.17.15	I think he's more of an imperial ipa kinda guy
RoyalImperialGuard 02.17.15	Then I'm a proud bitch pots, cuz they're delicious.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.15	i like some bitch drinks too no shame
RoyalImperialGuard 02.17.15	I've always wanted to try one of those pink cosmopolitan drinks. They look good. That said, leaving out Sangria was blasphemy on my part.I accept fourteen lashings.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.15	im not really a cosmopolitan fan but agreed sangria is the tits also any kind of bourbon coctail does me right
RoyalImperialGuard 02.17.15	I'm not too versed on bourbon cocktails but I love Jim Beam. That is my wedding drink of choice. I need to get myself acquainted with all that.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.15	oh yeah dude, and the ladies get all kinds of wet when you make em a good COCKtail so do 'er. im definitely a whiskey and bourbon guy, but i love gin too. hate vodka and white rum.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.15	vodka is fine for ceasers tho
MyNameIsPencil 02.17.15	Chocolate Milk, Orange Juice, Water, and Vanilla Coke are mine
Supercoolguy64 02.17.15	dr.pepper
Relinquished 02.17.15	"hate vodka and white rum" those are great. fuck true russian vodka though those are so fucking harsh.
CK 02.17.15	Yeah Pencil, chocolate milk is always drink of choice
ChoccyPhilly 02.17.15	Water is a pretty good one I hear
Spec 02.17.15	What kind of whisky do you fancy pots? It's usually my go to along with certain types of scotch that have that smoky campfire taste.
TwigTW 02.17.15	Black Russians > White Russians
betray 02.17.15	sweetwater ipa really? fuck
ILJ 02.17.15	"Boylan cream soda" literally the most delicious thing ever
DominionMM1 02.17.15	"I'm not too versed on bourbon cocktails but I love Jim Beam. That is my wedding drink of choice. I need to get myself acquainted with all that." acquaint yourself with the old fashioned
TheSpaceMan 02.17.15	"im definitely a whiskey and bourbon guy, but i love gin too. hate vodka and white rum" agree hard with all of this except gin tastes like pine needles and crotch sweat
Snake. 02.17.15	Boylan's cream soda [2] pretty much any boylan's soda is perfection
betray 02.17.15	"i like some bitch drinks too no shame" when people call X drink a bitch drink my first thought is always 'have you even had a raspberry martini from a mexican restaurant before', like fuck man
PappyMason 02.17.15	^ Mate, I had this blueberry cocktail instead of dessert at this Korean restaurant I went to - it was the shit.
betray 02.17.15	blueberry's not really my jam personally but yeah i'm fine with a beer and brown liquor and shit but i think there's little to no sense in denying that some 'bitch' cocktails are tasty as fuck and have a sneaky amount of alcohol in them just for the sake of my masculinity i'm not gonna go to the bar with 5 of my bros and order a fucking mojito but you get the idea.
Spec 02.19.15	I've found myself hitting Long Island iced teas on more than one occasion tbh.
someguest 02.19.15	"agree hard with all of this except gin tastes like pine needles and crotch sweat" crotch sweat is an acquired taste. keep workin' at it.
someguest 02.19.15	did baron give you permission to post that
Snake. 02.19.15	anybody who digs lemonade should check out santa cruz peach lemonade if you haven't already
TumsFestival 02.19.15	sprecher root beer all dai
RoyalImperialGuard 02.19.15	These white russians are gonna put on so much weight.
ZombicidalMan 02.19.15	water, green tea, makers mark, laphroaig, la fin du monde.
Relinquished 02.19.15	can't let that weight-gain happen
ZombicidalMan 02.19.15	also I'm not one for mixed drinks, but honey jack daniels and lemonade is pretty killer
DominionMM1 02.19.15	"These white russians are gonna put on so much weight." drop the dude and go draper style with the old fashioned. that drink is so balls.
Spec 02.19.15	Well then there's crown royal that you can just drink by itself because it's delicious. The maple one is rad too.
Spec 02.19.15	But if you spill the maple one anywhere, the room will smell like it needs pancakes for the rest of your life.
TheSpaceMan 02.19.15	"agree hard with all of this except gin tastes like pine needles and crotch sweat" crotch sweat is an acquired taste. keep workin' at it.' lol I'm talking about the smell on your fingers after you pull your balls off your thigh on a sweaty day anyways I don't need a car freshener to enjoy the smell of pussy and I don't need one in my drink to enjoy my alcohol
Avagantamos 02.19.15	one of my favorite beverages is milk. 1% is the best
Let 02.19.15	1%[2]
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	1. Water 2. Any sort of cola-based soda That is all
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	alcohol tastes like garbage in any and all forms. if you're trying to get drunk, drink everclear or anything else with like 90% alcohol, that way you are minimizing the nastiness you have to consume into only a couple shots. people that drink alcohol for the taste are completely baffling
Relinquished 02.19.15	lmao first you bash sports and praise fuckin nerd games and now you're bashing alcohol you fucking sackless spineless wimp
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"lmao first you don't like sports and play fucking nerd games and now you're bashing alcohol you fucking pussy" lol macho man randy savage over here
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	thought of a better insult did you?
Relinquished 02.19.15	all the better to attribute you to
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	essentially you just said the same thing in a less concise way 0/5
Relinquished 02.19.15	yet nothing changes about the wimp
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"yet nothing changes about the wimp" whereas you are a font of adaptation
Avagantamos 02.19.15	settle down boys. come roast this bone with me and relax...
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"settle down boys. come roast this bone with me and relax..." i'd like to roast your bone ava if you know what i mean
Avagantamos 02.19.15	I got a pitcher of water in the fridge for us to drink too
demigod! 02.19.15	alcohol's great. what are you, twelve?
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	oh after we finish roastin' i feel ya i feel ya
Avagantamos 02.19.15	don't blow me
Relinquished 02.19.15	that's what he's looking to do
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"alcohol's great. what are you, twelve?" in no sense can alcohol be construed as great. ambien feels roughly six thousand times better than being drunk, doesn't taste like you're dying, no hangover, and doesn't demolish your liver
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"don't blow me" i certainly won't blow you off, what are you talking about? "that's what he's looking to do" shh bitch, i'm working magic here
Avagantamos 02.19.15	I usually go for like 5 drinks. don't like going too hard with the liquor.
Relinquished 02.19.15	damn the irony is heavy
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"damn the irony is heavy" what's irony?
ZombicidalMan 02.19.15	lol
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	wait is it like rain on your wedding day?
demigod! 02.19.15	12 year olds shouldn't fuck with ambien
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	or the free ride that you've already paid?
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	or the good advice that you just didn't take?
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"12 year olds shouldn't fuck with ambien" who would have thought?
demigod! 02.19.15	yr the worst
Relinquished 02.19.15	keyboard warrior's goin off trying for justice
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	it figures.
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"keyboard warrior's trying for justice" i googled that and now am incredibly offended "yr the worst" um actually it's your* the worst dumbass learn grammar your dum
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	actually now i think about it it's kind of apt
Avagantamos 02.19.15	it's actually you're
demigod! 02.19.15	the irony, it's growing unstable!!!
Avagantamos 02.19.15	yr is an acceptable substitute for your, however
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"it's actually you're" no its your, their getting to you're head
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"the irony, it's growing unstable!!!" is that a famous me'me?
demigod! 02.19.15	so funny it broke my laugh track machine
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"so funny it broke my laugh track machine" now your out $30 its ok i have one two
ZombicidalMan 02.19.15	this thread declined extremely quickly guess i'll head over to beer and music
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	sorry zombo
Avagantamos 02.19.15	lemonade is good
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	true
demigod! 02.19.15	i love it man every summer here they sell 1.5 ltr cartons of it for 99 cents at mac's milk. god it's great
Avagantamos 02.19.15	that's some good shit dude
betray 02.19.15	anyways back on topic tried Crown Royal Regal Apple last night it was fantastically enjoyable
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	only derailed like a quarter of a thread? need to step up my trolling
someguest 02.19.15	no, you've been off the rails since your mother shot you out of her filth.
Crymsonblaze 02.19.15	"no, you've been off the rails since your mother shot you out of her filth." i know [italics please] I [end italics please] have but not this thread jeez, reading comprehension much mr guesteroni?