Veldin
10.17.14 | I SEEN'D IT WIT MAH OWN EYEZ |
Tyler.
10.17.14 | ive seen people post stuff on fb about obama giving america ebola to wipe out christians or something like that wtf people are weird yo |
ChoccyPhilly
10.17.14 | Everything apart from the celebrity thing is mildly interesting, but lol anyway. He must be a treat to talk to |
TheGreatQ
10.17.14 | Ask him about Ebola |
demigod!
10.17.14 | i bet he's a big fan of alex jones |
titanslayer
10.17.14 | He sounds like fun |
ResidentNihilist
10.17.14 | lol demi, didn't know the illuminati wanted hulk hogan for president |
Tyler.
10.17.14 | https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1958052_727644653978691_3337851203973084361_n.jpg?oh=c653e5d9224950e5ab3c2fce46180266&oe=54B926B3 |
demigod!
10.17.14 | glad i live in canada. i hear ebola doesnt like the cold |
BertMacklinFBI
10.17.14 | This lady in Texas apparently contracted Ebola then flew to Cleveland |
FuneralMarch
10.17.14 | "He must be a treat to talk to"
Not really. He just comes up to you, stops you from working and starts talking. And this guy will talk for hours on end about this stuff without you getting a word in. Keeps me from getting shit done. Its more fun to hear about his crazy shit than actually experience it. |
Funeralopolis
10.17.14 | I legit have a guy at work who is crazy with conspiracy theories like this, it is great, I love to take my break at the same time as him just to hear his stories.
Some of his actual beliefs:
- he believes the chinese put aborted fetuses in pepsi so he won't drink it
- that TVs when they are new give off radiation and can make you sick or even kill you so he only buys used TVs
- That if he enters a building with wi-fi it makes him dizzy
- he believes by shaking his head he can control his body temperature
amongst other things i can`t remember |
Spluger
10.17.14 | Fuck, I sort of wish I worked with someone like this |
TheGreatQ
10.17.14 | Has he talked to you about your pineal gland yet? |
KrazyKris
10.17.14 | ~- he believes the chinese put aborted fetuses in pepsi so he won't drink it
- that TVs when they are new give off radiation and can make you sick or even kill you so he only buys used TVs
- That if he enters a building with wi-fi it makes him dizzy
- he believes by shaking his head he can control his body temperature~
Damn the pepsi thing is great, not one guy on this planet would ever think of something like that to make fun of conspiracy theorists. They outcrazy themselves
|
Iamthe Nightstars
10.17.14 | People that are really into conspiracy theories make me laugh. It's like they're so certain they're right but there's no real evidence to validate it. |
SeaAnemone
10.17.14 | you work with LambsBread? |
KrazyKris
10.17.14 | also had to think of hillary honestly |
FuneralMarch
10.17.14 | "he believes the chinese put aborted fetuses in pepsi so he won't drink it"
That reminds me. The guy at work doesn't take showers or wear deoderant because he believes the government puts chemicals in personal hygine stuff that gives you skin cancer for population control. |
ExcentrifugalForz
10.17.14 | used to work with a guy like that
very enlightening.
Did you know we'll all be shemales in 20 years? |
DarkSideOfLucca
10.17.14 | My coworker who sits next to me is convinced that ebola is airborne and that marijuana can cure cancer. What's going on with coworkers these days? |
Supercoolguy64
10.17.14 | loomynaughty confirmed |
dante1991
10.17.14 | Dayum, and these people manage to keep their jobs?! |
Gameofmetal
10.17.14 | He sounds like fun at parties.
Imma murder the next person to rape my FB news feed with this bullshit Ebola scare. |
ShadowRemains
10.17.14 | right wing conspiracy theorists are the worst kind of people |
Dancedrewdance
10.18.14 | Grow up lol ^ |
Torontonian
10.18.14 | why guano?!?!?! haha thats funny tho lol. |
titanslayer
10.18.14 | you work with LambsBread? [2]
I knew someone who believed the pepsi fetus thing. Every now and then she tries texting me even though I
haven't seen her in years. It's kinda weird |
TheGreatQ
10.18.14 | One of my uncles thinks coke and pepsi dissolve your internal organs |
Gameofmetal
10.18.14 | A+ uncle
|
BMDrummer
10.18.14 | lol i wish i knew more people like this |
zombi666
10.18.14 | "People that are really into conspiracy theories make me laugh. It's like they're so certain they're right but there's no real evidnce to validate it.
Kind of like Christians eh? |
sputnik1
10.18.14 | Spluger is a great user name. No conspiracy there. |
ScuroFantasma
10.18.14 | "My coworker who sits next to me is convinced that ebola is airborne and that marijuana can cure cancer."
not sure about the weed one but I did read something about Ebola which stated that it can be spread through water droplets that hang in the air, technically not 'airborne' but it can spread to you just by being in the same room as someone even if you don't make direct contact. |
XingKing
10.18.14 | "Some of his actual beliefs:
- he believes the chinese put aborted fetuses in pepsi so he won't drink it
- that TVs when they are new give off radiation and can make you sick or even kill you so he only buys used TVs
- That if he enters a building with wi-fi it makes him dizzy
- he believes by shaking his head he can control his body temperature"
These are fucking hysterical. I want to meet this guy right now |
chemicalmarriage
10.18.14 | Awesome thread |
savaah
10.18.14 | he sounds like my twin brother |
ZombicidalMan
10.18.14 | I get a lot of customers who tell me things like this. it's great for evening shifts
the best was a guy who had a glass eye and a mullet. he told me how god controlled all sports events, and that in the future, when we all had seen the light and god revealed himself to us, god would allow every team to win, and "there would be no losers". |
Xar
10.18.14 | ^ wow god is socialist as fuck |
Gameofmetal
10.18.14 | "not sure about the weed one but I did read something about Ebola which stated that it can be spread through water droplets that hang in the air, technically not 'airborne' but it can spread to you just by being in the same room as someone even if you don't make direct contact."
from what I can tell it's not remotely airbourne and can only be transmitted through bodily fluids. It's apparently not that easy to transmit, I really don't think anyone in the U.S. needs to worry about it. fucking media just put the scare in everyone like assholes. |
Wolfhorde
10.18.14 | Even IF Ebola was more easily transmitted than other diseases (which it isn't) it still wouldn't be much of an issue in OECD countries given this nice thing called "quarantines".
Also, conspiracy theories don't seem to far off from the general idiocy and zealous ideological bullshit that runs rampant in the country of "free speech" where every idiot can misconstrue information and even make tons of money with it. |
KrazyKris
10.18.14 | ^This one's optimistic. Got to agree with wolf |
MuhNamesTyler
10.18.14 | Used to work with an older dude like this. He's a crazy right wing christian with the most close minded views I've ever seen. A real fire and brimstone kinda guy, except for when it comes to cocaine and strippers, he was somehow able to convince himself that was ok lol |
Wolfhorde
10.18.14 | ^ Every zealots mind works under the same basic principles. Whether those are Nazis, religious zealots, fad-diet/lifestyle zealots, anti-government preachers or conspiracy theorists. People who can't live with the world as it is and construct some kind of convoluted perspective that contains easy scapegoats. And all of them are exceptionally good at rationalizing inconsistencies. (how else could there be Neonazis in the U.S. or slavic countries?) |
Dancedrewdance
10.18.14 | Of course the guy deletes his comments smh tbh |
savaah
10.18.14 | "^ Every zealots mind works under the same basic principles. Whether those are Nazis, religious zealots, fad-diet/lifestyle zealots, anti-government preachers or conspiracy theorists. People who can't live with the world as it is and construct some kind of convoluted perspective that contains easy scapegoats. And all of them are exceptionally good at rationalizing inconsistencies. (how else could there be Neonazis in the U.S. or slavic countries?)"
Other than the fact that no one in their sanity can trust the governors, this is a pretty accurate statement. |
CursedBell
10.18.14 | Oh yeah because euthanasia is illegal the government is just going to poison us. |
savaah
10.18.14 | "Oh yeah because euthanasia is illegal the government is just going to poison us."
are you that dude's co-worker? |
Alkemest
10.18.14 | Guys, can we please talk about fluoride? I used to be be able to run a bunch pretty fast, like nothing too fast, but then I noticed that as I'm getting older (only 24 tho) I can't do it any time anymore. Like, I have to stop smoking to be able to run, what the hell? I used to be able to smoke and run at the same time, but I read that since water fluoridation makes you tired it all makes since.
Did you know that they put fluoride in the water at concentration camps! |
CursedBell
10.18.14 | Oh, the difficulty in expressing sarcasm online. |
Alkemest
10.18.14 | sarcasm? |
savaah
10.18.14 | "Oh, the difficulty in expressing sarcasm online."
easier to undo it ;) |
CursedBell
10.18.14 | I was talking to savaah, but in response to your comment if you are honestly serious, I don't even know what to say. |
savaah
10.18.14 | lol |
Alkemest
10.18.14 | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Δ Δ Δ Δ |
CursedBell
10.18.14 | let's tessellate |
BertMacklinFBI
10.19.14 | That Ellie Goulding cover is gold. |
FuneralMarch
10.20.14 | He also recently told me that Walgreens is a goverment contracted tech group that puts satalites into space that sends signals down into the public for brainwashing. |
LambsBread
10.20.14 | "you work with LambsBread? [2]"
one for each of my degrees |
LambsBread
10.20.14 | or i just dont give a fuck about writing correctly on a music forum |
LambsBread
10.20.14 | go brush your teeth |
Spluger
10.22.14 | "Spluger is a great user name. No conspiracy there."
You can thank circa 2008 me for that |
parksungjoon
10.20.21 | lol |
GhandhiLion
10.20.21 | Good find |